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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too many from game of thrones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of suits quotes.

“They’s more guidelines than actual rules” - barbosa pirates of the Caribbean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way too many from game of thrones. "

Your fave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads of suits quotes.

“They’s more guidelines than actual rules” - barbosa pirates of the Caribbean "

Do you do the accent too?

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Way too many from game of thrones.

Your fave?"

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game"
had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Particularly fond of quoting from about the 5 lines arnie speaks in the original Conan especially “let’s waste no time” and when he says “oba dere” in running man

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un."

Probably one of the most popular shows in Scotland. Really funny and it's on Netflix.

In response to your Red Dwarf line I worked with someone who would occasionally say "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" to me whenever he was going home.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Lots from Curb your Enthusiasm.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would tell you but you can't handle the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Way too many from game of thrones.

Your fave?

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p

"

Very appropriate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Particularly fond of quoting from about the 5 lines arnie speaks in the original Conan especially “let’s waste no time” and when he says “oba dere” in running man"

It's funny what sticks isn't it? 5 lines from a 1982 film!

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By *ittleJayMan
over a year ago

Near Warrington


"Way too many from game of thrones.

Your fave?

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p

I drink and I know things

Very appropriate! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I'm shit!

I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Yeah! Loads. I always set myself a challenge and try and use at least one film or TV quote per day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the occasion. I have a back-catalogue of quotes to pull out when needed. My favourite one is probably quoting from Animaniacs when I see a hot photo on hear, I immediately think "Helloooooooooooo Nurse!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots from Curb your Enthusiasm."

I really ought to watch some more of that show.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un.

Probably one of the most popular shows in Scotland. Really funny and it's on Netflix.

In response to your Red Dwarf line I worked with someone who would occasionally say "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" to me whenever he was going home."

I've never actually watched Red Dwarf. It's a line my ex used and it's stuck with me! And the kids are used to it.

My dad lives in the Highlands, I will ask him about Still Game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would tell you but you can't handle the truth. "

I use that line too! Never even seen the film.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

"

Dwayne Dibbley?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"Way too many from game of thrones.

Your fave?

For the night is dark and full of terrors.

I'll be using that a lot when I get back to work next week ;-p

"

I've just watched that episode from where its said lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Little hand says it's time to rock and roll

Back off War child, seriously.

Cheeses for us meeses

These are small. But the ones out there are far away.

Bat!

Super, thanks for asking.

Chicks dig confidence dude.

I said "Who wants to fucking touch me"

No, OP, hardly ever

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I'm shit!

I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine "

Perhaps it's best to be pissed for that impression

I have always wondered how people remember entire scenes from films. I couldn't even before "the change"

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

A few

Hey yoooooo guuuyys ( goonies)

What is your major malfunction ( full metal jacket)

Bite my shiny metal ass ( futurama)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of suits quotes.

“They’s more guidelines than actual rules” - barbosa pirates of the Caribbean

Do you do the accent too? "

Absolutely! Couldn’t do it without the accent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld "

Pivot! Pivot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little hand says it's time to rock and roll

Back off War child, seriously.

Cheeses for us meeses

These are small. But the ones out there are far away.

Bat!

Super, thanks for asking.

Chicks dig confidence dude.

I said "Who wants to fucking touch me"

No, OP, hardly ever

J"

YOU! You're one of those people who remembers all the lines!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld "

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

Dwayne Dibbley?"

I don't know! Never watched it.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm shit!

I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine

Perhaps it's best to be pissed for that impression

I have always wondered how people remember entire scenes from films. I couldn't even before "the change" "

Oh my GOD, I will post this right!!

I think your right with the being pissed top tip

Yep I totally get you remembering not just lines but while sections. I'll leave that one to others, I just get mixed up which in a way does make it funnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't possibly say

Crosses legs dramatically

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Hey lazer lips your mama was a snow blower

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

Pivot! Pivot! "

Shut up! Shut up!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times"

Protection from who? Ze Germans?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

(Dark hair optional in my case )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but " Youu can't handle the truth".

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Loads from Blackadder....

A few from father Ted

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Loads from Blackadder....

A few from father Ted "

Oh and of course

F f f f f fetch a c c cc cloth g g g granville

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

I say 'interfrastically' a lot, especially in work emails

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

Too many to mention.

But probably Python the most.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh all the time. It can be annoying.

My favourite, it's rare the opportunity comes as you need someone to ask you if hate them or similar.

'If I gave you any thought I probably would' - Bogart Casablanca

'Fuck it dude let's go bowling' - Walter Big Lebowski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time….

It helps confuse people..

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I very often bang the mop on the kitchen floor while standing in the doorway and announce "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to the dog after the floor has been cleaned

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York


"I very often bang the mop on the kitchen floor while standing in the doorway and announce "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to the dog after the floor has been cleaned"

I do that to the cat..

Or I shout "NONE SHALL PASS" (Python)

Both of which the cat looks suitably bored at.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"I very often bang the mop on the kitchen floor while standing in the doorway and announce "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to the dog after the floor has been cleaned"

Nice one, I'm sure acting it out is better than just saying it?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Resistant is futile

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I quote song lyrics a lot. Also Star Wars, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Keeping Up Appearances, 'Allo 'Allo. Etc.

It's not a greeting unless you've said "good moaning" or threatened to give someone a "damned good thrashing"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Oh, and "I'm freeeeeeeeeeee" is a standard response to a particular colleague asking if I am available

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Lets make like a shepard, and get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon.

I have a cunning plan, Black Adder.

Oh no, even the machines hate me, The young ones.

Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. Red Dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but it's all buffy so no one gets me

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By *yeSureMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Eat Fucking Ccokie

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I would tell you but you can't handle the truth.

I use that line too! Never even seen the film. "

Oh you should. It's excellent.

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By *ffloadMan
over a year ago

Dublin

We Plan Ahead. That Way We Don't Do Anything Right Now.

Do What You Do Best: Find Something Simple And Complicate It.

Tremors

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Oh dear, how sad, never mind...

I'm not Welsh but I can do an epic Windsor Davies impression.

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By *j202293Man
over a year ago

South Wales

Of course you don't have to. It's Jesus' fucking blood, isn't it? Of course you don't fucking have to!

First one to tell me the film gets a free wish. No cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well f×ck me softly with a chainsaw. From Heather's. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, and hold on lads I've got a plan, er, er. From the original Italian Job.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I used "run Forest run" a few times.

" Sky is blue, water is wet"

Nothing else I can recall.

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By *j202293Man
over a year ago

South Wales

A good one for pick ups… “do you know John Lennon?? Lennon said, I’m an artist. You give me a fucking tuba and I’ll get you something out of it”

Then say you are an artist…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuses are like arseholes everybody's got one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been emotional

Lock stock

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Always, but like when referring to references in writing you must name the source, unless it's a really obvious "we're going to need a bigger boat" and "do you feel lucky punk".

It's a bit of a nerd thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They guy… the lotus… his bathroom is bigger than the blue banana

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

"

I was recently returning a cuddly toy to Amazon, that was defective. My tearful 3-year old son was reluctant to part with it, so I said ‘Just put the bunny back in the box’

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

The Thick of It, is my go to, creative insults galore.

"As much use as a marzipan dildo".

.

"This is like the Shawshank Redemption, with more tunnelling through shite and less f*cking redemption."

.

I'd stop and talk, but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes.

.

Tuckers Law: If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

.

Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.

.

There's dozens OP, I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what she said.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times"

You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I can do this all day" then watched as the eye rolls come rolling in afters lol

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Regularly quote movies.

I went for a walk on my lunch last week and went into a field that I've done many times before to sit under a tree and eat and watch the world go by. As I was walking towards the tree a guy beeped his van from the road, stopped and shouted "there's no path up there" and I shouted back "it's OK, I'm a limo driver"(dumb and dumber). He then followed up with "what? Are you trying to get to the top road?" and I hit him with "roads, we don't need roads where we're going"(back to the future).

I ended up leaving again because he started to get annoyed, but I chuckled to myself afterwards

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Only when I'm round my kid's my son and daughter really get it.

If I quote movies or TV shows Mrs just gives me the thousand yard stare of death or she doesn't get it.

Where as my kid's get it and do it themselves.

I don't so much quote them in any particular reference to a particular situation more like blurting them out randomly for no reason.

Hopefully this clears it up.

"Alrighty then,bye bye"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Only when I'm round my kid's my son and daughter really get it.

If I quote movies or TV shows Mrs just gives me the thousand yard stare of death or she doesn't get it.

Where as my kid's get it and do it themselves.

I don't so much quote them in any particular reference to a particular situation more like blurting them out randomly for no reason.

Hopefully this clears it up.

"Alrighty then,bye bye""

Nice set of hooters you got there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I'm shit!

I always forget the words and am crap at impressions. Case point when I tried to do the prozy from Full metal jacket, 'me so horny...me so horrrrrrnnnyyyy etc. It was bad. A friend who was a man, his impression was wayyyyy better than mine

Perhaps it's best to be pissed for that impression

I have always wondered how people remember entire scenes from films. I couldn't even before "the change"

Oh my GOD, I will post this right!!

I think your right with the being pissed top tip

Yep I totally get you remembering not just lines but while sections. I'll leave that one to others, I just get mixed up which in a way does make it funnie

"

I'm sure it's very endearing I've been telling jokes badly all my life - I think people just laugh anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lets make like a shepard, and get the flock out of here. Lethal Weapon.

I have a cunning plan, Black Adder.

Oh no, even the machines hate me, The young ones.

Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Ace Hole. Red Dwarf.

"

I've been saying "I have a cunning plan" for YEARS and didn't know it was from Blackadder!

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Far too many from The Waterboy but largely just to each other.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Inconthievable.......

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)

Walking Dead Quote:

"Dolphin Smooth"

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By *r_BigHeadMan
over a year ago

The Naughty Step (aka Northampton)


"Far too many from The Waterboy but largely just to each other."

Hip..hiphop...hiphopanonamous (hippopotamus) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ya feel lucky punk

Go on, make my day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Always, but like when referring to references in writing you must name the source, unless it's a really obvious "we're going to need a bigger boat" and "do you feel lucky punk".

It's a bit of a nerd thing. "

Nope. I like to leave them without sources so that when people recognise them I know that they're my people.

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

All the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Inconthievable.......

"

Mawwiage bwings us togever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the time! "

From?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I don't know may film quotes so I don't use them and don't get the reference when other people do.

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By *unkmiMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

Not really but I love the smell of napalm in the morning

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By *unkmiMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

No I don’t but I would be a cunning plan

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"All the time!

From? "

Far too many to list really.

I often use

"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"

But it varies and is very situational based on conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know may film quotes so I don't use them and don't get the reference when other people do. "

To be fair I think a lot of stuff goes over my head! My ex quoted non-stop from Star Wars "these are not the droids you're looking for" and it drove me crazy. But I can see it's a shorthand for shared pleasure in a way - people quoting lines and others recognising them.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I have quoted from classic Rik Mayall and Fawlty Towers.

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven


"Tons from The Simpsons, Futurama and Still Game had never heard of Still Game. That's an old un.

Probably one of the most popular shows in Scotland. Really funny and it's on Netflix.

In response to your Red Dwarf line I worked with someone who would occasionally say "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" to me whenever he was going home."

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All the time!

From?

Far too many to list really.

I often use

"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"

But it varies and is very situational based on conversation. "

I don't know where the quote is from. But I recognise it. Do you feel like you've found your tribe when they recognise a quote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have quoted from classic Rik Mayall and Fawlty Towers."

I remember when I was younger The Young Ones were quoted NON-STOP!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I say "that'll do pig, that'll do" far too often

Anyone who hasn't seen Babe must think I'm terribly rude

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I say "that'll do pig, that'll do" far too often

Anyone who hasn't seen Babe must think I'm terribly rude "

I use that one a lot too.

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"All the time!

From?

Far too many to list really.

I often use

"so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should"

But it varies and is very situational based on conversation.

I don't know where the quote is from. But I recognise it. Do you feel like you've found your tribe when they recognise a quote? "

Jurassic park, Ian Malcom/Jeff Goldblum.

I mostly do it because I like the quote but also because it fits with the situation well it makes me feel clever.

It is nice when people recognise the reference though.

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

.

I bet you squeal like a piggy boi… weee

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

I probably quote something from Star Trek at least 3 times a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

"

When with my Ozzy friends any line from Chopper or The Castle.

London friends, it's Lines from Snatch

Kiwi friends it's Lines from Boy

At least 35% of my vocabulary is quoted from movies

South Africans friends get lines from Lethal Weapon 2

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I have quoted from classic Rik Mayall and Fawlty Towers.

I remember when I was younger The Young Ones were quoted NON-STOP!"

Oh yeeeah... Likewise... Youve asked me that a hundred times already

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

The world is your lobster. - Minder.

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By *hillenCouple
over a year ago

Borehamwood

Half of it's lies, the other half's not true (Ulzana's Raid)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget about it!

Donnie Brasco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it waaaay too much

Having the kids use Game of Thrones quotes from hearing them so much was a bit of an oops. (Obviously they've not seen it)

But usually it is just quotes from 80s movies.

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By *erri_kissesTV/TS
over a year ago

Islington

I’m often to be found screaming ‘YOU NEED PEOPLE LIKE ME’ at community support officers.

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
over a year ago

Stoke

Naah, completed it mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say "that'll do pig, that'll do" far too often

Anyone who hasn't seen Babe must think I'm terribly rude "

I said it to one of my kids the other day. They haven't seen Babe, sadly (what is WRONG with the young today?!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

When with my Ozzy friends any line from Chopper or The Castle.

"

He's dreamin'

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll be back

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By *hy_bbw24Woman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

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By *hy_bbw24Woman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times

You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there"

This ^^^ all time favourite

Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck

Tooooooo many to quote!

Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian

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By *hy_bbw24Woman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times

You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there"

This ^^^ all time favourite

Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck

Tooooooo many to quote!

Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

If anyone, including me, says "damn it!" I have to say "Janet" (Rocky horror picture show)

If I hear or say "Two weeks" I have to repeat it weirdly and hold on to my head (Total Recall)

There is a South Park quote for almost any situation

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times

You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there

This ^^^ all time favourite

Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck

Tooooooo many to quote!

Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian

"

Who took the jam out of your donut?

Speak English Tony. I thought this is the lawned that spawned the language. But so far no one seems to speak it.

We were tucked up while they have been cleaning up.

I could go on and on Nice name for the cat btw

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Used to use loads of movie quotes with my kids, it’s definitely a Dad thing. When they got older and they played the game too it got very competitive.

“What’s in the box?”

“Hey!, I’m walking here!”

“Do or do not, there is no try”

“Great kid, don’t get cocky”

“Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

“Well, that escalated quickly."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

“I'll Be Back."

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I came here to kick ass and chew gum, and I"m all out of gum

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I came here to kick ass and chew gum, and I"m all out of gum "

I’ve been thinking that one every time I see the thread title!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't know 90% of the quotes mentioned! But I think it's cool that we all have a little lexicon for family and friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come out with a multitude of quotes at different times. Amongst them,

You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth

I'm too old for this shit

and many more

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"I come out with a multitude of quotes at different times. Amongst them,

You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth

I'm too old for this shit

and many more

"

I find myself muttering “I’m too old for this shit” more and more…

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I came here to kick ass and chew gum, and I"m all out of gum

I’ve been thinking that one every time I see the thread title!"

**twirls** great minds

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Many from The big lebowski, snatch, friends and Seinfeld

“It was at a funny angle”

“Course you can Tyrone”

Used these so many times

You can park a jumbo fucking jet in there

This ^^^ all time favourite

Shut up, sit down you big bald fuck

Tooooooo many to quote!

Nonsensical fact, my cat is named after Boris the blade, you mean Boris the sneaky fucking Russian

"

Boris the bullet dodger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I come out with a multitude of quotes at different times. Amongst them,

You wanna know the truth? You can't handle the truth

I'm too old for this shit

and many more

I find myself muttering “I’m too old for this shit” more and more…"

Is that a quote? I say it daily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever thus to Deadbeats Lebowaki

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By *exyCarla181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Trolllll in the dungeon... Just thought you ought to know....

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford


"I found myself saying "despair squids" to my kids tonight and doing squid actions. It's from Red Dwarf. I think they despaired.

What are your favourites?

"

Thought I'd come get my sea legs

Ltd Dan you ain't got no legs

I'm aware

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"When you gotta shoot,shoot,don't talk."

Given the job,"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

If someone is really pissing me off "you're gonna have to try very fucking hard to stay alive"

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Say hello to my little friend"

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs to Mr show me the money

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

If it’s not Friends quotes , it’s Star Wars ..

Or old westerns .. I’m so bad at it ..

What’s worse is people don’t get it and I look like a Moran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“My offer is this …. Nothing “

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By *eardedbloke300Man
over a year ago

cardiff

"i'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no"

"Are you contemplating the same thing in contemplating pinky?"

And a bit more of an obscure one

"Where's my god damn shoe?"

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"If it’s not Friends quotes , it’s Star Wars ..

Or old westerns .. I’m so bad at it ..

What’s worse is people don’t get it and I look like a Moran "

Moron … I am now anyway

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No"

Is that a quote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it’s not Friends quotes , it’s Star Wars ..

Or old westerns .. I’m so bad at it ..

What’s worse is people don’t get it and I look like a Moran

Moron … I am now anyway "

There weren't any Morans in Star Wars? Maybe Star Trek?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Father Ted and The Fast Show are all great sources if quotable quotes....

.

Y'feckin eedjut

Probably my favorite

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.

Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

J

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.

Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

J"

Or from Hot Fuzz point break styles

"Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone ahhhhh"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.

Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

J

Or from Hot Fuzz point break styles

"Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone ahhhhh""

Currently watching Lost Boys. So quotable! My own brother, a goddamn shitsucking vampire.

J

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Zeds dead baby

The gimps sleeping.

Well wake him up then.

I'm sorry did I break your concentration

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

Probably most used...

I'm Spartacus

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"I just remembered another favourite from Point Break.

Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh?

Not so far.

J

Or from Hot Fuzz point break styles

"Have you ever fired your gun in the air and gone ahhhhh"

Currently watching Lost Boys. So quotable! My own brother, a goddamn shitsucking vampire.

J"

Death by stereo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Father Ted and The Fast Show are all great sources if quotable quotes....

.

Y'feckin eedjut

Probably my favorite "

Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on!

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

I'm forever quoting stuff from Phoenix Nights and RuPaul

Oh and when shit goes down at work, 'we're gonna need a bigger boat'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh there you are Peter!"

When looking for someone and finally finding them. (Obvs not called Peter)

I just said it this morn, then remembered this thread, chuckled, and realised what a weirdo I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the chopper !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Max and Paddy "How far away are you?" lol

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