FabSwingers.com forum: What's an extra special treat for a British person

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Extra Yorkshire pud

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A Tax Rebate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Multiple loads of cum in my throat.

Personally

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Cock

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Multiple loads of cum in my throat.

Personally

Jinx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say an extra hash brown on my breakfast, but the filthy women seem to have taken over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being allowed to go in front of someone in the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kind of a cheat meal on a Sunday.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Multiple loads of cum in my throat.

Personally

Jinx

Fucks sake LB.

Does that mean I owe you a disaster area photo now?

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"I was going to say an extra hash brown on my breakfast, but the filthy women seem to have taken over

I like your thinking, extra black pud or bacon?

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Extra Yorkshire pud

It's all food. I'm thinking about decent sausages.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

An Irish person

Em x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

A stay behind in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the shopping trolley doesn't have the chain in so you don't have to put a quid in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Irish person

Em x"

I do love a sweet treat

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Multiple loads of cum in my throat.

Personally

Jinx

Fucks sake LB.

Does that mean I owe you a disaster area photo now?

Ooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the server at the chippy asks if you want scraps

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

An extra episode of coronation street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra bank holiday when a monarch dies

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Sue Pee's on a Sunday on Smithdown Road.

She'd bowl out with the frying pan. More bacon love?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Walls Viennetta

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sunshine"

Jeez you took the words right outta my mouth

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

More than 2 beach days in an entire summer

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When the weather is nice on a Bank Holiday

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

The end of the roast beef joint.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A nice cuppa tea

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Wine gums

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Buttered crumpets

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Waking up to the smell of bacon cooking.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Kelly Brook.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Put your hand round my throat

Pin me against the wall

And Whisper in my ear

I will do your housework

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Chippy tea at the sea side

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By *lecom1Couple
over a year ago

Stornoway

Grilled kidneys with your breakfast fry up

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By *udy3Man
over a year ago

Corby

Affordable housing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on toast. Enough said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a maccies legend chucks extra nuggets in your box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy…

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Moon shaped norks

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

An appointment with your gp

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"An appointment with your gp"

Or dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An appointment with your gp"

Pfft like you can get one if those

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

birmingham

HGV cafes

Loved my breakfast

When I was a driver.

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

When the decent biscuits come out

Getting a really big crisp

When someone gives you a pay and display parking ticket with a few hours left and no registration on it

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Queueing for less than 5 minutes

When the weather changes rapidly so you have something new to talk about

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Our world class education nhs and railways... Envy of the world

.. Oh hang on a minute.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A bottle of vimto & packet of crisps outside a pub.

(Bonus points if a wasp wants your vimto)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When Christmas Day falls on a Saturday and Boxing Day the Sunday so that we get Monday and Tuesday in lieu.....

Bliss

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The naughty ladies

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No roadworks on the motorway and no traffic jams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sunny Bank Holiday weekend.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

A solid 100% chocolate finger in a kit kat (or cheaper supermarket alternative), no wafer.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"A solid 100% chocolate finger in a kit kat (or cheaper supermarket alternative), no wafer."

But then that's just chocolate

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I have a bi-fuel car and finding an LPG gas station that actually has gas makes me smile.

80p for gas instead of 150p for petrol makes a huge difference!

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Centre court tickets !

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"When the server at the chippy asks if you want scraps"

None of the Chippies near me offer Batter Bits any more

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

A free dental appointment

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Bubble and Squeak with my full English breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joy.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Bubble and Squeak with my full English breakfast."
perfect

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Watching Diane Abbott interviews are joyous

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By *KentMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Being able to find a seat on a train which is on time!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A pub that hasn't got someone else's badly behaved brats running amok

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By *napper1000Man
over a year ago

Brighton

A dental appointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A road with out a pot hole

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A road with out a pot hole "

Oh come on! What fantasy land is this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the British would put icing on a hot dog bun and call it a cake

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Happiness."

i thank the Lord that I've been blessed with more than my share of one.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Happiness."

Des? Is that you?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A good old traditional British meal like a vindapoo curry

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Happiness.

Des? Is that you? "

I think of Ken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for a walk and meeting a dog, with the owner saying ‘oh he likes you’

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

A sherbet Fountain

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

When someone shows some manners and respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pub lock in.

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By *outhwestukcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Somerset

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

UK chocolate when in the USA

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

A true friend who sticks with you when you need them.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"Chippy tea at the sea side

Eaten out of the paper, looking out at the sea

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Curry ont a saturday night

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

When the person who you’ve allowed to drive up the street while you wait, actually thanks you.

The mr

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

A reach around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherry Trifle

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Rejoining the EU.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

To wake up and see the sunrise

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"When the person who you’ve allowed to drive up the street while you wait, actually thanks you.

The mr "

Sadly such persons seem hard to find these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rejoining the EU."

This

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

A nice queue. Can’t beat ‘em.

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By *boroM2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

A double yolk egg that is nice and orange mmm

Also taking tea bags on holiday

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

To pull a cracker at Christmas

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"A double yolk egg that is nice and orange mmm

Also taking tea bags on holiday"

Bizarrely I had 3 double Yolkers in a row recently

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