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Sic transit Gloria mundi!


Man in Henlow, South East, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

2 hours ago... The lunatics, the asylum… even Stevie Wonder must have seen that coming:)

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women aged 18 to 55. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Aelius

61 years old
Straight

5'10"  178cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Oral, Spanking, Threesomes
I have been here before. Couple of times. Had meets, had some fun and some disappointment so … “Hello”, this is me. Nothing special, but unique, like you, one of a kind, let’s see what mischief two or three of a kind can get up to ..

Massage? You want a massage … er’ ok then. I’ve been told I’m pretty good and it is a fun way of breaking the ice - unless you’re an Eskimo, then your way is better.

Experience? Well every day’s a school day. I have had onesomes, twosomes, threesomes four, chandelier swinging is out though - don’t like heights.

Safe sex? Yeah, don’t want to be shagging on horseback or from the side of a mountain now do we!

What’s in it for you? Well a cup of tea, digestive for starters …

It seems that humorous profiles aren’t that popular, someone once said to me that this is a sex site and no place for comedy.

WTF! There’s always a place for comedy, a joke and a smile. Of course I never laugh while shagging or eating pussy - that would be just rude.