FabSwingers.com: Aelius (62) , Man in Henlow, South East, UK

**About Me:**

I’m a mature, respectful, and laid-back man who knows what he wants (hint: it’s not another houseplant). Think of me as a human Swiss Army knife - equally good at deep conversations, making you laugh, and remembering to buy the digestives - chocolate of course. I’m like a cozy blanket with a PhD in vibes, here to create a judgment-free zone where we can both forget the outside world exists (looking at you, 2020). My sense of humor? Let’s just say I have one, it sometimes bites but it loves puppies.

**What I’m Looking For:**

A friend-with-benefits who’s as drama-free as a sloth on melatonin. Whether it’s a solo mission to explore the galaxy of chemistry or joining a couple’s adventure (I promise not to hog the popcorn during the awkward after-talk), I’m your guy. Bonus points if you laugh at my jokes—or at least pretend to, so my ego stays intact. Threesomes? Been there, done that, didn’t get the T-shirt (but I’ll bring snacks).

**What I Offer:**

Respect: Aretha sang it, I endorse it. Your boundaries will be treated like the last slice of pizza—*yours*, unless you explicitly offer to share.

Experience: As the saying goes, ‘every experience, good or bad, is a priceless collector's item.’

Discretion: I’m quieter than a ninja in socks. Your secrets are safer with me than my grandma’s lasagna recipe.

Fun: …wait, did we just binge-watch a whole season?” what happened to the sex?

Final Pitch: If you want someone who’s equal parts charming idiotic respectful and 100% tariff free, then let’s talk.

Let’s skip the small talk and see if we can hit “Ctrl+Alt-Delight” on life’s stress together. Worst case? We part ways with a bump and zero regrets. Best case? We invent our own emoji.

*Disclaimer: May cause spontaneous laughter, excessive eye-rolling, or mild addiction to terrible puns. Side effects include forgetting how awkward dating apps usually are… oh and Sydney University, show me your curriculum and I’ll show you mine*

*Son of disclaimer: sometimes in the company of friendly hair shedding dog*

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