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Fabulous
by TarzanandJane2016
21 December 2025
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| Last night was our second Christmas party night at VA and it didn’t disappoint. Great music and amazing staff as always
If you haven’t been yet you really need to get booking xx |
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Fabulous
by Smile1000
20 December 2025
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| We absolutely love the vibe of this club. We never have a bad night! Every thing about it just works. The staff are amazing and so friendly. They are soon becoming great friends of ours. Last night’s Christmas party was so much fun , lots of sexy people. The DJ played some amazing tunes and the dance floor was packed. Until the next time. Mwah x |
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Fabulous
by Happy Swinging
14 December 2025
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| Club Review: Vanilla Alternative (Bedford) – Onyx Party, November
I went to the Onyx Party at Vanilla Alternative in November, and it turned out to be a really good night. The club was well run, the atmosphere was relaxed, and everything felt organised from the moment I arrived.
First Impressions
The check-in was quick and friendly. The place looked clean and well kept, and the Onyx theme was done nicely without being over the top.
Atmosphere
The crowd was a good mix of regulars and new faces. People were easy to talk to and respectful, which made the whole night feel comfortable. The music had a good vibe and wasn’t too loud, so you could still chat.
Facilities
The club’s layout works well:
- Plenty of space to socialise
- Clean play areas
- A mix of open and private rooms
- Hot tub and social areas were warm and inviting
- Changing rooms and showers were tidy and stocked
Everything felt looked after throughout the night.
Bar & Staff
The bar staff were quick and polite, even when it got busy. Drinks were reasonably priced, and the team kept the place clean and running smoothly.
Overall
The November Onyx Party was a great experience — friendly people, clean venue, and a well-organised event. Vanilla Alternative continues to be a reliable, welcoming club, and I’d happily attend another themed night there.
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Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
10 December 2025
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| Bi night was fabulous on Friday, such an incredible mix of liberated, none judgemental, fabulous and very sexy people having a wonderful time together, on the dance floor, in the many play spaces and hot tub.
A big thank you to the very hard working team including Emma, Karen, Kayleigh and Danni, and Neil the host, plus Jules and Chris and the people behind the scenes that bring the community together in suck a luxurious and safe space.
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Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
6 December 2025
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| We went to VAs fabulous bi night last night. The staff have done an amazing job with the Xmas decorations they look simply amazing. We just love how Jules runs the club. The staff are so friendly. Emma is amazing. We love seeing Brian too. Thanks for a lovely night xx |
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Fabulous
by Queens of the Scene
4 December 2025
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| Another fabulous MILF at VA , met some great guests , as usual the club was sparklingly clean with great play spaces - lots more visits planned for 2026 x |
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Fun
by flashbang579
1 December 2025
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| The 29th Nov hosted a good night at this club with the themed “When in Rome” event provided by the Pucker-Up team, and hats off to them.
Great music, friendly sexy guests with plenty of naughty action.
The venue decor was great for the theme and almost every attending made the effort to dress the part and looked amazing.
One tiny little selfish gripe was dungeon (our most favourite part of the club)was closed.
Will be looking forward to attending this club and other Pucker-Up events. |
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Fabulous
by DDMrs
30 November 2025
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| We went to the toga party last night and the whole club looked incredible. Loved the committment to the theme, and although one of the quieter nights I've been to, the guests were all stunning. We had a lengthy Roman orgy and today's hornover is something else.
Thanks all - what an incredible night.
Roll on the next Pucker Up event. |
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OK
by ChilledEnergy
30 November 2025
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| I prefer visiting as a solo female and this is the only club I feel absolutely comfortable attending alone.
Ive attended 4 times now.
CONSENT and RESPECT is at the forefront of every part of this club.
All the staff and those who are helping out ensure you're having a comfortable time. The attendees also look out for each other.
Last night I visited...
When in Rome NIGHT !!!
Where else do you get to dress in sexy revealing togas.
That was just one part of it.
DJ jad the 'banging' tunes!!
Attendees were having a great time walking around and being social and making freinds...and the fun slowly but surely unfolded.
This club always attracts good looking kind and freindly people.
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Fabulous
by WhatsWhatCouple
30 November 2025
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| What a cracking night at the ‘When in Rome’ party.
The club looked fantastic, the hosts were excellent and the guests made a huge effort getting behind the theme.
The best night we’ve had at VA for ages.
Thank you team
Xx |
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Fabulous
by EanC
30 November 2025
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| Pucker-Up Toga Party 29th Nov
While this wasn't the busiest of nights we had great fun and looking at the carnage, it seemed everyone else that attended was feeling the same.
That can often happen at VA
What was very different was the effort the Pucker-Up lads put in to decorating VA...... we really have never seen this level of effort at other VA events, and there interaction with the guests.
They really were making sure we all had the best time possible, but also very interested in getting feedback from everyone.
I know they have a great 2026 planned, and fully recommend everyone finding space in their calenders to attend each party
Chris & Emily |
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Fabulous
by Desi Delight
29 November 2025
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| We attended the WWW Red Rendezvous event and wow what an amazing day it was. The venue has a good layout and is clean. The staff were really kind and helpful. The crowd was spot on and the vibe was on point. We had a great time and we will definitely be attending again soon x |
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OK
by Dom and Di 23
27 November 2025
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| We visit VA last Saturday for our first ever visit to unique place like this one. You go in and you arr welcomed by nice staff that sign you in adm you have Brian man that tell you all about the club and more and then bar staff that make sure you have drink that you desire and good time. We meet so many great couples and individuals from beying scared to been amazed how great and absolutely ok and safe it felt to be there and enjoy ourself. Roll on this saturday for our next visit |
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Fabulous
by Libertinos
25 November 2025
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| Me and my wife attended the club on the 22nd November for our first step in to the lifestyle and wow what a night. The club is clean and the staff are amazing and the vibe is sexy. Music was really good and everyone was so friendly spoke to 4 or 5 couples and connected with one in the hot tub room which was ??we stayed in the rooms on site which were clean and the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in, will definitely be returning can't wait for the next time x |
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Fabulous
by
24 November 2025
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| Recently visited this swingers club and were genuinely impressed. The entire venue was exceptionally clean and well maintained, which immediately made us feel comfortable. Everything was organised thoughtfully—from the layout to the flow of the evening—making it easy to relax and enjoy ourselves.
What truly stood out, though, was the atmosphere. Everyone we met was warm, respectful, and welcoming, which created a positive, no-pressure vibe throughout the night. Whether chatting in the hot tub or exploring different areas, we felt completely at ease.
Overall, it was a fantastic experience, and we’re already looking forward to our next visit. Highly recommended for anyone seeking a clean, well-organised club with friendly, open-minded people. |
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Fabulous
by Just ms lovin
23 November 2025
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| I had an absolutely exhilarating time at the VA Onyx event this past Friday! As a newbie to both the event and the club, I was buzzing with anticipation. I’d heard nothing but amazing things, and trust me, it absolutely lived up to the hype! I arrived around 9:30 and was met by a vibrant queue that swiftly led us inside.
As soon as we entered, we received our locker keys, which doubled as bar keys. Here’s a pro tip: if you’re coming with a partner or a friend with benefits, remember your number—especially if you plan to wander off! The bar staff was incredibly attentive, ensuring we had everything we needed. And oh, the snacks! Delicious fruits and sweets were available—a perfect touch to kick off an unforgettable night!
Curious about the space, I asked for a tour and was lucky enough to be guided by Brian, who shared some captivating history about the club. I loved their commitment to fostering an open-play environment while prioritizing safety and consent. It was clear from the Telegram chat leading up to the event and throughout the night that the organizers take these principles very seriously too
The hosts were super welcoming and engaged, making everyone feel right at home. It’s so refreshing to see an event where the hosts genuinely care about ensuring everyone has a safe, fun, and memorable experience! The energy in the club was electric, with an incredible DJ spinning tunes that kept the dance floor alive all night long! Seriously, if you’re looking for an epic night out, this event is an absolute must!
The club had a fantastic mix of attractive single women, dapper single men, and sizzling couples. I noticed the respect among the single men was top-notch—never once did I feel uncomfortable or touched without permission.
To the amazing hosts of Onyx and the fantastic club, thank you for an unforgettable experience! As someone who has explored many events and clubs over the last decade, I can wholeheartedly recommend both the event and the venue. I can't wait to get back for more fun as soon as I can! MWAH MS x |
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Fabulous
by 01ellisdt
23 November 2025
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| We had such a fun tonight at the VA. Please drop us a message if you saw us playing basically in every room. The staff were great and everyone looked to be having a great time xx |
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Fabulous
by alice2000
18 November 2025
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| We went to this club for the first time last Saturday. Everything is great, from the staff, the music, the guests, the atmosphere. Too bad we live 3 hours away, but we will definitely come back. The atmosphere in this club is indescribable. A big plus for the Greek guy who is part of the staff (very exciting to feel his hand on my leg??). |
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Fabulous
by CrackOfDawn
17 November 2025
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| Definitely the best club in the midlands by a long way! Spent many a fun day and night here with the best staff and the most amazing guests
Also credit to their amazing DJ who gets the crowd jumping
Easy to find, good parking, well stocked bar and hotel rooms are worth noting too
Summer here is even better with a fantastic huge outdoor play space with a seperate plunge pool!
Finally THE best hottub ever!
Will be back again and again! |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
16 November 2025
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| Just like the previous post has just posted, we too have to say it again. VA just gets better and better and last night Top Hats & Burlesque was no exception. A sexy guest list from all over the Uk and continental guests, who have travelled to wish James a Happy Birthday and what a great Birthday party it was. Fantastic DJ who really knew how to get a party started, lots of risqué party games, everyone literally having fun. Sadly if you did not attend, you missed out big time!
On top of that we have to thank Team VA and Jules, Chris and Emma who work tirelessly day in and day out to give us this perfect meeting place where we can have fun!
Thank you and Happy Birthday to James
Let’s do it all again next year xx |
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OK
by privateyes
16 November 2025
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| We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, VA IS the place to be
Incredibly well run by the best hosts and the staff are just as amazing. This weekend saw the Black & White night on Friday plus Sexy Burlesque on Saturday for Jame’s birthday bash, the place was literally packed to the rafters with the most amazing sexy people on both sides of the bar.
We love it here…. Well done Jules and the amazing team. |
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Fabulous
by Queens of the Scene
13 November 2025
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| This was my 2nd visit to MILF this year and I must try harder to go more often ! Yet again a great turn out and mix of guests for a sociable and sassy day out . Great couples & single women who were all welcoming and the gents were respectful and engaging too ! Can’t ask for more :-) x Lola |
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Fabulous
by GandJW
6 November 2025
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| We had our first trip to VA for Milf club yesterday. Everyone was very welcoming and the club is well set up and the music was good and not too loud so you could have a conversation. Sorry we didn't catch names for everyone we met. Can't wait to go back. Best way to spend a midweek day off ?? |
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Fabulous
by Quickiedrew
4 November 2025
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| We had a great night on 31st October at the Halloween bi event. Lovely couples and some really stunning t girls! So good to catch up with friends and meet some new ones anonymously in the glory hole - thanks team VA!! |
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Fun
by New_Couple8895
3 November 2025
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| Great first visit to VA on Saturday Night for the Halloween night. Hard to remember who we bumped in to exactly but we had a great time in the couples room with ‘many’ others. If any of you there managed to get your hands on B or myself, please let yourself be known. We are terrible with names! ?? Was a fun evening, made better with some really welcoming couples. We will certainly make the visit again in the near future |
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OK
by holdaz
3 November 2025
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| Great night at VA for Halloween and our 2nd visit. Very busy night and we like this club but the music is so loud that you can't talk anywhere near the bar area resulting in the couples area being a quiet room. On such a busy night it was hard to find anywhere to play as everyone comes away from the bar area to talk. We was going to use the hot tub but seeing so much play in there we decided against as didn't know what was floating in there. A great club but needs the music turning down a bit and a no play rule in the hot tub. The mixed toilets work well but ladies have a long wait and the gents have 2 seperate toilet areas. Our main gripe was the A1 was closed so we drove around for 30 minutes trying alternative routes to find out we could get through the roadworks, some notice when booking would have been appreciated. |
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OK
by Sam_and_Mass
2 November 2025
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| Our first visit to VA was the Halloween party last night. It was packed and great to see so many making such a stellar effort with costumes, as well as the club's spooky decor - 10/10! What lets the club down is the hygiene standards, aside from the fact that play is allowed in the hot tub, the toilets were filthy and smelled like a pigsty as the night went on. As others have mentioned, please sort this out! |
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Fabulous
by Devilish-us
2 November 2025
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| Halloween weekend at VA - WOW! One of our best weekends EVER in the lifestyle (14 years not newbies)! Both the Friday night & Saturday parties were brilliant with fantastic music, friendly, welcoming staff and a brilliant crowd of people in amazing outfits. VA is such a magical place, a complete escape from the day-to-day and always at the top of our “go to” list. Thank you Jules, Chris, Emma, Karen, Neil & all the team for all your hard work. We will be back soon! A&A x |
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Fabulous
by Backgroundnoise
2 November 2025
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| VA2 Halloween weekender…. Just amazing, two nights and fantastic atmosphere.
The venue as with every event decked out so well for the event, staff dressed to impress and add to the themed night.
Bi-night, still one of the best bi nights we have been to and Halloween adds to event. Big shout out to Neil for his fabulous vibe and all the super friendly staff. Lots of action in every room and what fun in the dungeon, gloryholes and the main play rooms. Lots of bi action which was great to watch, and some amazing outfits to boot!
Saturday night which was SOLD OUT was fantastic. So many people dressing up which certainly made the atmosphere for the night. Super friendly and the theme certainly breaks the ice when chatting to people. Music was fabulous and so much play in every room.
What a fantastic weekend and thoroughly recommend. Super thanks to Jules, Chris, Emma, Neil and the team at VA2. See you all again soon! |
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Fun
by RobsterLDN
2 November 2025
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| The VA bi night is my favourite night of the month! I had a great time at the Halloween event on Friday. The staff are friendly, the DJ is great, and there are plenty of spaces to chat and play - I love that all of the play areas are open, too. |
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OK
by Pauliwalli
2 November 2025
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| I feel nit enough money getting bumped back into this club..lovely people who you could meet at any club though. The staff are friendly but they get paid for that..drink prices very fair indeed..
I find it mad to allow glass rather than plastics as after 11.30pm ish lots of people are bare footed..so when a glass gets smashed its not great.
The toilets are a disgrace especially when bare feet and wading through piss!!
Djs great..
May go back, may not..
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