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Fabulous
by shesgotit
16 February 2026
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| What a great place to attend crowd sexy and the staff are so friendly and the shuttle bus life saver great night .. |
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Fabulous
by KittyNCreme
16 February 2026
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| What’s left to say about the VA that hasn’t already been said? It’s our go-to for a reason – from the friendly welcome, to the amazing facilities, the DJ keeping everyone smiling, and the Valentine crowd… sexy as hell!
Thank you for another fantastic night, we can’t wait to see you for your 15th birthday!! x |
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Fun
by Choir
15 February 2026
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| Attended their Valentine's party with some friends on Saturday night. Beautiful venue as always, wonderful welcoming staff, it's the perfect sexy nightclub situation.
The music was a bit too loud for conversation unless you squirrel yourself into a corner of the playrooms and that's not easy as these events are always well attended. But if you're there to dance and fuck it's a great place to be |
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Fabulous
by Dom and Di 23
15 February 2026
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| First valentine in VA for us what a original way to spent the nite together
Of course it was perfect
Staff was sexy and helpful, place was decorated well.
Music was smashing as always sexy people everywhere dancing laughing smiling. Had fabulous time. Love VA ?? |
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Fabulous
by Etonmess101
15 February 2026
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| We attended VA lastnight for Valentines night!, what a venue. We loved it. Everyone was so friendly and welcoming.
DJ clearly loved 'house' felt like our youth!...we loved our rave night's of years past...totally us.
Great night, loads of fun, so many naughty sexy people everywhere...all looking amazing. Such a lovely relaxed atmosphere, welcoming staff and lots of sexy people. Had a great time socialising and had the best time in one of the many rooms available.
The highlight of our night, we met some amazing people and then joined in on a huge orgy. What a night of deborchury, soooo many hot sexy bodies...heaven ;).
Totally awesome night and friendly staff, lots of cheeky sexy hot bodies wherever you looked.
We can't wait till our next return.
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OK
by Swinging Introverts
15 February 2026
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| Another fabulous night at VA for Valentines ??
DJ Stigwood had the place rockin' all night! music was excellent with a wide variety to suit all tastes... one of our fave DJs!
Club looked amazing and was full of sexy fun people...
Always love VA... ?? |
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Fun
by Minxy25
15 February 2026
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| Great night at VA last night. Played, Danced, Played some more. Wife had a great time enjoying everything on view. Roll on next time. Definately a great atmosphere. |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
15 February 2026
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| Another fabulous event celebrating Valentines at the VA last night. We are no strangers to the VA, but the club continues to impress us with the effort that the team put into their events. The club was decorated to the theme beautifully, turning it into a Red Rendezvous for VA members, who are very sexy fun people to be around, dancing the night away to the great tunes supplied by the VA resident DJ, Para loves dancing around in her knickers, and it sets the scene for us, for the fun to follow. The dance floor was full all night offering an eclectic offering of most genres to appease all….. and from our view point a success as the dance floor was full all night
Being at the VA is not about a “one night out”. You join the VA community where members are valued and appreciated and the first night is the first of many, VA is very addictive, don’t say we didn’t warn you lol
Thank you Team VA xx
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Fun
by Sam_and_Mass
15 February 2026
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| Our second visit to VA was the Valentine's Red Room Rendezvous event. The number of people there was just right, busy enough without feeling cramped. Decorations looked amazing too! Only let down was the music, more akin to a drug-fuelled rave. Please consider playing more R'n'B, dancehall, garage, hip hop etc as we love to dance! |
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OK
by RandW2024
14 February 2026
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| What a venue! So much to explore, and it’s all to an incredibly high standard. We visited for the NYE party. Admittedly, no one really took our fancy, so we made our own fun back at our accommodation, but this place is on point, highly recommend. |
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Fabulous
by Magic_tongue77
9 February 2026
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| I attended the last bi night hosted by james and tania "bi_party_people" they had decorated the club really well and filled it with sexy naughty bi people.
The bar staff were on point as always the club was clean and the atmosphere was electric.
Loads of play going on in all the rooms definitely worth the 3 hour drive there.
Neil xx |
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Fabulous
by Bi-Deviants
8 February 2026
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| We attended the bi night last Friday with the new host's they had decorated the club really well, a great mixture of sexy friendly guests.
We had a blast as always, the dj was on fire so the dancefloor was pumping early on.
Staff as always were efficient and friendly and the nibbles halfway through the evening was a welcome addition.
Really enjoyed our visit and will definitely be back soon.
N & R xx |
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Fabulous
by RoosterKitty
7 February 2026
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| Another amazing night at va, we attended our first bi-night last night and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Va is always a great night out , great atmosphere if you've never attended a bi-night id especially recommend VAs bi nights. It was fun, friendly and an amazing crowd. The staff are approachable and always helpful, if your newbie they are FAB at making you feel comfortable and confident. |
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Fabulous
by happyhorse644
1 February 2026
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| We had a slight issue when checking into the hotel as our key couldn’t be found, which was a little disappointing. However, the staff went above and beyond to look after us, and the level of service was fantastic.
As complete newbies to the scene, we were a little apprehensive at first, but from the moment we arrived at reception and checked in, we were immediately put at ease. Brian gave us a detailed tour of the club, and I couldn’t believe how big it was inside — there were so many rooms to choose from, we felt spoiled for choice.
We took a seat at the bar, enjoyed a couple of drinks, and soaked up the atmosphere. We met and spoke with some truly lovely couples who really helped us relax, so thank you to them.
Before long, we felt confident enough to enjoy each other around other people in one of the open rooms, which was incredibly exciting.
All in all, we had a great night. The staff are second to none and a real credit to the club. We will definitely be returning and hope to get a little more involved next time and might even brave the hot tub x |
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Fun
by Chilled Red
30 January 2026
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| WWW (what women want) is THE best event and means your weekend starts at 11am. Every month there’s a new theme, should you wish to dress up but not essential. It’s a busy, friendly and sexy event. Throughly recommend this for single males aged 25-45 who like older women (and all ages) as well as a good mix of couples too. Next one is 27th Feb, get yourself booked in with whatwomenwant profile and also a great way to experience VA as you don’t need to be a member for this one. |
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OK
by Just ms lovin
27 January 2026
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| Had an absolutely banging time at the VA Onyx event this past Friday my 2nd time attentions I walked in buzzing and left wondering how it was suddenly 2am.
Arrived around 9:00 to a queue with great vibes and zero stress. Got inside pretty quickly and was handed a locker key that also doubles as a bar key—which is genius and dangerous. Pro tip: remember your number, unless you enjoy playing “guess whose pants these are?” later
The bar staff were legends—always smiling, always on it and the snacks were elite. Fresh fruit and sweets throughout the night, which felt like a subtle but appreciated “we want you hydrated and alive” message.
What really stood out was how seriously safety and consent are taken, without it ever feeling awkward or heavy. It was clear from the Telegram chat and the night itself that the organisers actually mean it. Gold star behaviour
The hosts were warm, welcoming, and everywhere at once like friendly, sexy ninjas. You genuinely felt looked after. The DJ? Absolutely smashed it. The dance floor stayed feral (in the best way) all night.
The crowd was fire gorgeous women, sharp-looking men, and couples causing distractions. Best part? Everyone was respectful. No weird vibes, no wandering hands, no “oops sorry” moments. Just grown-ups behaving like grown-ups.
Huge thank you to the Onyx hosts and the club for such a brilliant night. I’ve been around the block (and a few dance floors), and this one easily ranks near the top.
Special shout-out to Katie for taking care of my ADHD self like an absolute angel
Already counting down to the next one.
MWAH
MS |
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OK
by Sir CaptainHookDick
25 January 2026
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| My favourite club. The play areas are sexy. Great atmosphere and perfect aesthetics. If you like open play like me this is the place to be. |
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Fun
by Limoncello Spritz
18 January 2026
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| Our first visit to VA. The team are welcoming and the venue is spotless. Lots of open areas to have fun. We were made to feel very welcome by everyone, regulars and newbies alike. We had a lot of naughty fun with some very sexy people. We will definitely be back for more. |
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Fun
by tallandcurly
18 January 2026
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| Another great night. The kind of people this place attracts is fantastic. The club is so well run, a great layout, and spotlessly clean. Its our 2nd visit and we'll definitely be back. X |
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Fabulous
by TransKitten
14 January 2026
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| Ive met so many amazing people there, the venue itself is reaally nice, the staff are just super lovely and the 3 day summer festivals are not to be missed, My favourite place to go let my hair down, The music is always good to, |
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Fabulous
by FM11
3 January 2026
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| We first visited NYE 2024, and had an amazing time!
We've since been back many times, and celebrated 2025 NYE there also!
A great venue, with amazing staff! Everyone there is so friendly and a great atmosphere.
We usually stay onsite and love the accommodation there.
Can't wait to be back more in 2026!
Thanks all! |
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Fabulous
by BlondeandHappy
2 January 2026
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| Just want you to say thank you to all the staff VA for making New Year’s Eve amazing night. We do love VA at the best of time but especially New Year’s Eve and it’s so good to bring in the New Year with a bang and we’ve friends both old and new
The staff are so wonderful and amazing, both helpful, knowledgeable and such wonderful, lovely people
We love this Club and can’t wait to come back soon
Steve and Tracy |
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Fabulous
by Smile1000
1 January 2026
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| The best night of the year, spent in the best club in our opinion. A very well organised NYE event with the sexiest crowd ever! The vibe of this club is so on point. DJ Pete smashed it as usual and had the whole dance floor packed. The staff worked tirelessly all night and always with a smile on their face. The photo booth was a really nice touch!
Thank you Emma, Chris and the whole VA team.
See you again very soon.until the next time. Mwah x |
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Fabulous
by Rashley
1 January 2026
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| Great night at VA last night as usual. Never disappoints.
Everyone looked amazing and as usual the staff worked tirelessly to make sure the bar queues were short, the rooms were immaculate and the venue was nicely decorated.
The free shots were well appreciated.
We will continue to visit our favourite venue throughout 2026 hope to keep seeing familiar faces and new ones as well.
If we met you last night or caught your eye feel free to drop by and say hello xx |
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Fabulous
by shesgotit
1 January 2026
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| First time at a club and so glad picked VA NYE fantastic night from start to finish club is spotless and staff we amazing so nervous but big shout out to the bloned manager sorry we did not get her name but made my partner feel so at ease from walking in cant wait for next time .. |
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Fun
by BunnyTails
22 December 2025
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| Attended VA for their couples Xmas Party Saturday 20/12 was a busy night lots … many making the effort with their sexy santas lingerie looks and dress down! Fun vibe and wow the play got HOT … QUICK! enjoyed a wet 6somes in the open play beds and then a little 1:1 sexy session as a couple on the white play beds surrounded by some HOT couples! We will be back as never disappoints … one of our favourite venues XXX |
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Fabulous
by marriedcouple1981
22 December 2025
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| What can we say but an amazing Christmas party. Message us if you saw/ chatted or played with us xxxx
Merry Christmas you sexy lot xxxx |
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Fabulous
by KinkeD
21 December 2025
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| We don’t get to Vanilla Alternative as often as we should, but every time we do, we wonder what’s wrong with us for staying away so long.
The Christmas party on the 20th didn't disappoint. The guests were absolutely gorgeous, surrounded by that many 10/10s is always difficult but we struggled through.
The Dj had the vibe spot on and the crowd was playful all night.
If you weren’t there, you've definitely made the "Naughty List" for all the wrong reasons.
See you all next year! |
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OK
by 2knights
21 December 2025
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| Another amazing night!
This club always gives off the best vibe.
Christmas decorations looked amazing, staff were great and we left with such a buzz. Looking forward to New Year’s Eve!!
Thanks again x |
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Fabulous
by Dom and Di 23
21 December 2025
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| What a amazing double Christmas party
We attended to both of them and wow. Great Dj on Friday he is a legend,great bar staff of course Brian man that does know and can help with everything and so many amazing poeple to interact with definitely feel amazed and looking forward to our next visit.
Have Happy Merry Horny Christmas and new year
Dom and Di |
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Fabulous
by TarzanandJane2016
21 December 2025
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| Last night was our second Christmas party night at VA and it didn’t disappoint. Great music and amazing staff as always
If you haven’t been yet you really need to get booking xx |
