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Rating: OK
by 2knights
28 May 2025
Hello you Fabulous lot.

We would like to share our thanks to VA for our first Festival of Fun experience, we had an amazing time with all involved, absolutely wonderful people and in an incredible atmosphere and tasteful venue.

Emma you did amazing along with your team.

We are juggling a few things about and hope you will be able to squeeze us in for the August event!

Keep up the good work!

Love 2knights
Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
28 May 2025
I attended the May Festival of Fun and had such a fantastic time.

The hardworking VA team really pulled out all the stops to make sure everybody felt relaxed and enjoyed themselves.

From letting people camp early on the Thursday and providing them with fabulous complimentary food, to a brilliant band and great atmosphere both in and around the indoor and outdoor hot tubs, outdoor bar and the club.

They even opened up the club on Sunday night, because it was a little chilly outside and so we all finished off the festival in style.

I'm very much looking forward to August when we can do this all again.

An epic shout out, and many thanks to the amazing VA owners, management and team.
Rating: Fabulous
by Para Dos
27 May 2025
We attended the Spring Festival of Fun held at the VA last weekend and had four days of pure joy. It was a well organised event with professional workshops, they had the best DJ’s who had the place rocking every night and the VA team who facilitated in making sure everyone had a good time. We look forward to the Summer Festival of Fun in August for more fun and frolics.

Thank you Team VA for creating another successful event and working relentlessly to make it a great weekend for your members … we all appreciate it xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Backgroundnoise
27 May 2025
Festival of Fun wow what an event!

Jules and the team what a fantastic 4 day event you have done and we cannot wait until August!

This has to be one of the best festivals in the UK!

Rating: Fabulous
by TandD91
27 May 2025
Wow. Another amazing weekend at VA for the FoF. We loved it last time but this time was even better. Great entertainment and a very sexy crowd, and as always looked after by the excellent VA team. Four days of fun, laughter and naughtiness - what more could you want???? Apart from to do it all again in August of course!!! Bring it on
Rating: Fabulous
by ThePersianPrince
27 May 2025
First time ever to the FOF and all I can say is WOW!!! Amazing experience, as a single male, and I will definitely be coming back again. Hosts were amazing and the event was organised to perfection.

I feel like I have caught the bug now and will be attending a little more often, especially if these festivals continue to be so amazing.
Rating: Fabulous
by 9inch Neil
27 May 2025
My 5th festival of fun, my first as a single guy and I had a wonderful time.

Jules and Chris pulled out all the stops to make it special and the other staff Emma, Karen, Izzy, Claire and Danny were on point with everything else.

The entertainment was amazing, great music and band, fun icebreaker games which loads of people got involved with.

It was great seeing so many happy smiling faces all weekend even the rain couldn't dampen down the party vibe.

Already looking forward to August and another festival easily the best camping weekend in my calendar. Neil xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Angelina042025
27 May 2025
The festival this year was so much fun. The entertainment team were doing icebreakers and competitions all day everyday.

There were orgy games, penis painting, fucking machine karaoke, and much more. Ben and James were amazing.

Jules and Chris were great the venue was prepared really well for the event.

Emma, Karen, Izzy, Claire and Danny were a fabulous team seeing to hospitality and drinks.

Lots of hot play going on, both in the club and on the field.

Just an amazing weekend for sure. We are looking forward to August xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
27 May 2025
Festival of Fun on the Saturday was Fucktastic !

Thank-you

:-)

PS I’m not an official camper..(yet).. I’m looking up inflatable and pop up tents though.
Rating: Fabulous
by KittyNCreme
27 May 2025
First FOF as a couple and as expected the whole weekend was amazing the effort the club and staff puts into the event is second to none and it’s a must for our swinging calendar!!

See you in August x
Rating: Fabulous
by PartTimeSluts
26 May 2025
Another AMAZING FoF weekender. Team VA, you always do such a great job making your events stand out. Can't wait to see everyone again in August
Rating: OK
by postboned
25 May 2025
Second visit to VA for the Festival of Fun. Was an amazing day and night Saturday. The daytime games and demos were great and allowed people to socialise as well as have fun. The evening was packed with a great atmosphere and lots of hot play. Has confirmed this is our club of choice! As always, special shout out to Mark who couldn’t do enough for us.
Rating: Fun
by CrawleyCouple
25 May 2025
Just returned from our first VA FOF weekend. Had such a good time that we have just booked for August too - hope to see you there!
Rating: Fabulous
by ciegolatin
25 May 2025
our first timeat the VA and was absolute

amazing. full of sexy people clean nice music will be going again soon
Rating: Fabulous
by FiftyFifty3
25 May 2025
2 fun nights at the early summer fof.Great crowd and atmosphere.Friday the band were very good and got everybody dancing.Saturday great music and club full of sexy people.Looking forward to the late summer FOF in August.
Rating: Fabulous
by Flyeyes
20 May 2025
We recently attended for the second time, connected with a lovely couple and popped our cherry in the couples room.. nice atmosphere and music wasn’t too loud so we could socialise easily. Will no doubt be back in future
Rating: Fabulous
by CurvyLady4BlackMen
20 May 2025
I recently went to Onyx. It was my first club visit so I was very nervous.

The hosts and bar ladies were all super friendly.

The attendees were also super friendly too. The men were deliciously hot so I was very happy. I really hope to go to the next one and be a little braver next time...
Rating: Fun
by HadMeYet
19 May 2025
We had an absolute blast on Saturday night, which was a couples and single females (not that we saw any single ladies lol)

Bar environment (without the DJ this weekend) was perfect to socialise with a number of couples at the same time and just have a down to earth relaxed chilled out night with lots of laughs in a lovely clean environment, and not get harassed like you would in a normal bar.

It was our second visit to VA, and by far the best visit of 3 to any club.... and what did they say… The hosts and the people you meet are the ones that make a night brilliant

Stayed over. Room and separate bathroom very clean, the only thing we would change is the mattress is due a change
Rating: Fabulous
by jezellie2004
18 May 2025
We visited VA for the 2nd time on 3/5, for the 'Funked Up' event. A great time was had! The club is really well run, clean, sexy, discreet - the staff are great & really friendly too. We will definitely be back when time allows it!
Rating: OK
by GeorgeNick84
17 May 2025
Another lovely and hot night at V.A.last night.

Nice people,sexy,and friendly.

Thanks!
Rating: Fabulous
by DiscreetDeviance
14 May 2025
Let's talk about MILF Club.

Get up, do some work, head to The VA, dress down, play, come home for dinner.

What an absolutely perfect way to spend an afternoon.

Rating: Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
12 May 2025
I love returning to The Vanilla Alternative it is a definite favourite for me, it’s just over an hour’s drive so it’s fairly nearby. I love attending a variety of clubs and parties but I always return to the Vanilla Alternative. Such a lovely club ! Recently attended Milf Club, and will be attending Festival of Fun on the Saturday. X
Rating: Fabulous
by Naughties777
11 May 2025
We can’t believe we havnt already left this club a review for the other times we’ve been there .

We had the chance of doing a double there this week , with Milf club on Wednesday and Saturday seduction last night . The club set out is amazing with great facilities and totally amazing staff , just wish it was closer to us lol .T & S xx
Rating: Fabulous
by JustLuck
11 May 2025
We attended VA last Saturday after long time. We loved the vibe of this club. The jacuzzi room in particular was a favourite of ours, nicely done and a cozy and welcome place for couples to chill and play. We will definitely be back .

Rating: Fun
by KittyandFez69
11 May 2025
We had a great time at VA, the staff were welcoming and approachable. The club has a great set up and clean throughout, everyone was very welcoming.

Drinks were good, hot tub great our dance moves not so much! but we had a great night and will be back again!

Rating: Fabulous
by TwinkleToesAndCo
5 May 2025
Had our first visit to a club on Saturday and we are glad we choose Vanilla Alternative. Although we didn't interaction with many being a nervous first time couple, you could tell the club was full of friendly people. We both noted how free and liberated people are in this relaxed environment. Special mention to the staff that make everyone feel welcome from the moment they entered the club. Hopefully it's the beginning of many more visits to come. B&D
Rating: Fabulous
by 9inch Neil
3 May 2025
Another amazing night last night for the bi carnival party lots of sexy friendly people, great to see so many old friends and make new ones.

Worth the 7 hour drive from Devon. Neil
Rating: Fabulous
by SamLaraCroft
3 May 2025
I had a great time at bi night on the 2nd May with a partner. We stayed in the hotel at VA. Our room (and en suite bathroom) was clean, stocked with tea coffee and restraints. Lots of attention to detail. We were allowed to check in from 4pm. We used that feature to the full, chilled out in the room and had baths, drinks and relaxed before the event. It was a fun night at the event and a perfect stay at the hotel. The staff were amazing as usual. By far the best club night around with a fantastic happy and sexy vibe. xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Curvy Blue
27 April 2025
Attended my first WWW event on Friday. I adore this club. Such a great atmosphere and friendly welcoming staff. Look forward to many more visits to WWW and MILF in the future xx
Rating: Fun
by magic8540
27 April 2025
We had wonderful time at V.A.it was well worth to 2 hour drive staff were so friendly and everyone was down to earth and just super nice and naughty we laughed all night we will definitely be coming back x
Rating: Fabulous
by curious_newbies20
27 April 2025
Went here last night as the third club we have been too and by far the best one yet, as a new couple getting into this lifestyle it ticked all boxes. The whole vibe was amazing, music was on point and everyone was friendly and very respectful. Will definitely be coming back up again definitely worth the two hour drive xx

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