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Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
24 May 2026
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| Typo and in the wedding paragraph
Run through Claude
We had a wonderful time at Vanilla Alternative this bank holiday weekend! Jules, Chris, Emma, Danny, Karen, Steph Izzy, Brian James, Colin and all of this May’s Festival of Fun hosts, the whole team created such a warm and welcoming atmosphere — their attentive service and beautifully organised event made everything feel truly special.
The perfect long weekend — laughter, music, fun, games, competitions, and so many playful, like-minded people. Thank you for making our Festival so memorable. We’ll definitely be back in August — the excitement is building already.
We loved meeting so many new people, and if you remember us, please do send us a message so we can verify you. It was equally lovely catching up with old friends, which made the weekend even more memorable.
Whether relaxing and soaking up the long weekend vibe or enjoying the entertainment and activities, there was something for everyone — and plenty of fun people to play with along the way!
The courtroom of Judge Jules was so funny and the wedding of Chris and Jules officiated by Lola was very moving and special.
Thank you for making our visit so special — we’ll definitely be back in August.
Love NotPoshorBecks
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Fun
by ciegolatin
24 May 2026
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| Another great night on FOF we had an amazing night on Saturday evening lots of sexy people there and amazing staff thanks guys x |
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Fabulous
by Magic_tongue77
24 May 2026
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| I attended the best swinging festival Friday "festival of fun" I highly recommend this event it's the highlight of my year.
This year was no exception not as busy as august for obvious reasons, the perfect weather for a safari, the staff and owners pulled out all the stops as always to turn the garden into the Serengeti and the crowd were the animals and hunters amazing outfits as always.
Great party games from James, Ben and the team.
The little things like the flying pigs being painted as different animals.
The bar staff were friendly and efficient, the DJ was on point and the dancefloor was full as always.
Everyone walking around with huge smiles on their faces.
I'm only sad I could do 1 night, already booked august and outfits planned.
Thanks for letting me come and see you all soon.
Neil xx |
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Fabulous
by Fantasyfun_077
18 May 2026
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| This is long overdue. I attended White night on the last Friday of April. Brian and the team were incredible hosts.
As a single guy I was slightly nervous, but that all changed immediately because everyone was so welcoming and friendly. I was fortunate enough to play with two hotwives which totally blew me away. I got very lucky. Such a great club; lively people, clean surroundings and an amazing night. Can’t wait to go back for other events. |
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Fabulous
by Juniperberries
17 May 2026
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| Had a really enjoyable night at VA last night.We usually attend the big parties so it was great to experience the club in a much more relaxed environment. As always club and staff were top notch. Busy enough for an erotic atmosphere with lots of very sexy people. We made full use of the playroom by the hot tub. Looking forwards to our next visit xxx |
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Fabulous
by SilverFoxes99
13 May 2026
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| We went to the Saturday Seduction party on the 9th May 2026 and for our first ever experience it was perfect. Emma picked us up and put us at ease we met Brian who's frequently mentioned in the reviews and is the font of all knowledge and provided us with words of support and guidance. We will be back.
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Fabulous
by BwithC
12 May 2026
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| We went on Sat 9th May. Very clean club with fun friendly staff. Special shout out to the legend that is Brian. We loved the layout, decor and set up of the club.
We will be back.
We also met a few lovely couples and had lots of fun. |
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OK
by Play4fun1503
10 May 2026
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| Attended 18th April! We had the best time ever met an amazing couple! Fantastic bar staff and relaxed chilled atmosphere can’t wait to go back xx |
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Fun
by Temptingtwosome2026
4 May 2026
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| Decided very last minute we wanted to try out our first club. Filled in the application for membership & after contacting VA they responded quickly & helped with the process. We had a great night & can't wait to go back. |
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Fabulous
by cheekychick15
4 May 2026
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| I love the whole setup of this club. Wish we had this kind of club closer to home, well there isn’t any clubs in Essex at the moment, who knows maybe a great opportunity for VA3 lol. The club is kept very clean & lovely decorated, With lots of areas to play. If you do stay at the local hotel, the ease of the shuttle, specially as a single lady takes away any needed stress of dealing with taxis. This time we stayed at the hotel on site, which is great clean rooms fresh towels. The staff are amazingly friendly & helpful the music it was great lovely chatting to you, Mr. DJ before you set. Will you be reintroducing the Sunday lounge this summer ? I love a day session till next time thank you for a great evening x |
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Fabulous
by Veryhard2please
3 May 2026
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| Our second time at this fantastic club last night, lovely atmosphere and lots of sexy people and the music was perfect too. We will be back very soon |
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Fun
by TheBelvederes
3 May 2026
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| First time going VA nice club, staff very helpful and friendly. Lots of play going on. Hot tub looked great although didn’t use it. Will be returning thank you xx |
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Fabulous
by Rashley
3 May 2026
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| Another great night with so many great people. If you were there and we had the pleasure of talking, watching or playing feel free to say hi xx |
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Fabulous
by stanarrows
2 May 2026
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| I attended the VA bi night last night and I had a terrific time. The club is clean, the staff is friendly and the hosts are great. Most importantly the people who attend are sexy and fun, do what is there not to like?
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Fun
by gymbunny99
2 May 2026
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| Had a great night last night at the bi night with the new hosts, a really great group of people and lots of play going on
Definitely worth a visit |
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Fun
by 0425
27 April 2026
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| First timers at VA2 for their couples 'White Night' and had a blast. Club is lovely, clean, and safe. Staff were very pleasant and friendly. As it was only the second time we've ever been to a club, everything was still shiny and new lol! But we met some lovely people and had a great time. Cheers. |
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Fabulous
by lookingtojoinsomefun
27 April 2026
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| Went Friday night for the first time.
Was told it was quieter than usual but actually for a first time that was quite nice.
All the staff were friendly and welcoming and the tour round first was very helpful. Thanks Brian.
Met lots of fab people and chatted a lot to the more experienced among them.
Unfortunately I couldn’t stay for the whole night but still had a great time and looking forward to my next visit.
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Fabulous
by Noisy Voyeurs
27 April 2026
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| Went to white night on Saturday, good number of people, good Vibe, club decorations for the event good. Music was too loud in some play area good
Night see you all soon |
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Fabulous
by Brit Indians
19 April 2026
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| We went for the first time last night . Really friendly staff and a naughty, diverse and friendly crowd . Looking forward to going again! |
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OK
by Fantasyfun_077
15 April 2026
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| It was with trepidation to hat I stepped into VA as a single guy. But it couldn’t have been any better. Incredible hosts, welcoming people that put me at ease straight away. Details of the night remain classified, but it was epic. Thankyou to my new friends. |
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Fun
by Proof of Life
12 April 2026
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| Many thanks to Brian and the bar team for hosting us on another fun Saturday night. There were some lovely folks about and we really enjoyed the steamy 11pm to midnight session in the couples room! As usual, we left with a smile on our faces and fun memories to get us through the working week. Hope to be back soon. xx |
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Fabulous
by Rashley
7 April 2026
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| After a few months absence we returned for the Easter Bunny night and it didn’t disappoint. Girls behind the bar were amazing as always, crowd were respectful and fun and as always we had a great night. xx |
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OK
by Guiltypleasures24
6 April 2026
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| Hadn't been to va for awhile so decided to return spoke to some lovely people had fun in a room just us but with lots of people watching . Thanks for a good night |
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Fabulous
by cwl83
5 April 2026
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| Visited with a FWB recently. Incredibly welcoming staff, great venue and some lovely attendees. We’re already booking our return visit for a months time! |
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OK
by Funcouple44
5 April 2026
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| We’ve been to VA many times, so after a long break from the scene we were really keen to get back! The place looks great, loved the glow up from the internal space to the outside smoking area. We attended the playboy bunny event, we enjoyed meeting lots of great people but the biggest let down was the DJ!! For us the vibe was all wrong, after 2hrs of 70’s cheese we’d had enough! Shame because the playrooms had way better music which suited the vibe, otherwise we would have spent more time in the bar/dance area. Sadly this is always the same on a DJ night, not sure they quite get the brief…. |
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Fabulous
by Whisky and Wine
4 April 2026
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| Brilliant time at the bi night last night. Hosts were welcoming and keen to chat to everyone. After a night of naughtiness J rather enjoyed the rice crispy cakes ?? |
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Fabulous
by Ustwo999
1 April 2026
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| We have just got home from a fantastic day at VA Milf Club. We can’t praise the place enough. It was our first visit so we were shown around by a beautiful lady called Karen. A very sexy lady. The place has a great vibe and everyone was friendly. We spent a fair bit of time in the hot tub which was fun and enjoyed ourselves on the beds. A great day which will definitely be repeated. |
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Fabulous
by boobsandcheeks
30 March 2026
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| Our first visit Saturday night. Loved the club and the people there. Had a lot of fun. Will be back soon |
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Fabulous
by DonLucian
22 March 2026
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| My first visit at at VA was fabulous. Absolutely great event and cannot wait to return |
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Fabulous
by Queens of the Scene
22 March 2026
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| I really love a road trip to VA so it was a treat to get to try Onyx for a full throttle evening event - couldn’t have had a better night out - absolutely exhausted and delighted with the nights fun ! Will absolutely be back x |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
21 March 2026
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| Hats off to ONYX VA! What a great event and hosted by two very sexy hosts Honey & Danni. This event attracts a great selection of hot, sexy guests who are friendly and respectful. Dance floor was packed all night and the play rooms matched dancing with fun! The erotic dancer was a great addition and the tasty food served was a great help in restoring energy levels The whole night had such a exceptionally friendly vibe, that we wouldn’t hesitate in returning to the next ONYX
As always the bar staff worked tirelessly to maintain quick service and Brian was on hand to do club tours. VA doing what it does best, creating a great club for its members … thank you |
