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Fun
by tallandcurly
18 January 2026
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| Another great night. The kind of people this place attracts is fantastic. The club is so well run, a great layout, and spotlessly clean. Its our 2nd visit and we'll definitely be back. X |
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Fabulous
by TransKitten
14 January 2026
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| Ive met so many amazing people there, the venue itself is reaally nice, the staff are just super lovely and the 3 day summer festivals are not to be missed, My favourite place to go let my hair down, The music is always good to, |
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Fabulous
by FM11
3 January 2026
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| We first visited NYE 2024, and had an amazing time!
We've since been back many times, and celebrated 2025 NYE there also!
A great venue, with amazing staff! Everyone there is so friendly and a great atmosphere.
We usually stay onsite and love the accommodation there.
Can't wait to be back more in 2026!
Thanks all! |
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Fabulous
by BlondeandHappy
2 January 2026
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| Just want you to say thank you to all the staff VA for making New Year’s Eve amazing night. We do love VA at the best of time but especially New Year’s Eve and it’s so good to bring in the New Year with a bang and we’ve friends both old and new
The staff are so wonderful and amazing, both helpful, knowledgeable and such wonderful, lovely people
We love this Club and can’t wait to come back soon
Steve and Tracy |
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Fabulous
by Smile1000
1 January 2026
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| The best night of the year, spent in the best club in our opinion. A very well organised NYE event with the sexiest crowd ever! The vibe of this club is so on point. DJ Pete smashed it as usual and had the whole dance floor packed. The staff worked tirelessly all night and always with a smile on their face. The photo booth was a really nice touch!
Thank you Emma, Chris and the whole VA team.
See you again very soon.until the next time. Mwah x |
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Fabulous
by Rashley
1 January 2026
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| Great night at VA last night as usual. Never disappoints.
Everyone looked amazing and as usual the staff worked tirelessly to make sure the bar queues were short, the rooms were immaculate and the venue was nicely decorated.
The free shots were well appreciated.
We will continue to visit our favourite venue throughout 2026 hope to keep seeing familiar faces and new ones as well.
If we met you last night or caught your eye feel free to drop by and say hello xx |
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Fabulous
by shesgotit
1 January 2026
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| First time at a club and so glad picked VA NYE fantastic night from start to finish club is spotless and staff we amazing so nervous but big shout out to the bloned manager sorry we did not get her name but made my partner feel so at ease from walking in cant wait for next time .. |
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Fun
by BunnyTails
22 December 2025
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| Attended VA for their couples Xmas Party Saturday 20/12 was a busy night lots … many making the effort with their sexy santas lingerie looks and dress down! Fun vibe and wow the play got HOT … QUICK! enjoyed a wet 6somes in the open play beds and then a little 1:1 sexy session as a couple on the white play beds surrounded by some HOT couples! We will be back as never disappoints … one of our favourite venues XXX |
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Fabulous
by marriedcouple1981
22 December 2025
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| What can we say but an amazing Christmas party. Message us if you saw/ chatted or played with us xxxx
Merry Christmas you sexy lot xxxx |
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Fabulous
by KinkeD
21 December 2025
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| We don’t get to Vanilla Alternative as often as we should, but every time we do, we wonder what’s wrong with us for staying away so long.
The Christmas party on the 20th didn't disappoint. The guests were absolutely gorgeous, surrounded by that many 10/10s is always difficult but we struggled through.
The Dj had the vibe spot on and the crowd was playful all night.
If you weren’t there, you've definitely made the "Naughty List" for all the wrong reasons.
See you all next year! |
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OK
by 2knights
21 December 2025
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| Another amazing night!
This club always gives off the best vibe.
Christmas decorations looked amazing, staff were great and we left with such a buzz. Looking forward to New Year’s Eve!!
Thanks again x |
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Fabulous
by Dom and Di 23
21 December 2025
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| What a amazing double Christmas party
We attended to both of them and wow. Great Dj on Friday he is a legend,great bar staff of course Brian man that does know and can help with everything and so many amazing poeple to interact with definitely feel amazed and looking forward to our next visit.
Have Happy Merry Horny Christmas and new year
Dom and Di |
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Fabulous
by TarzanandJane2016
21 December 2025
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| Last night was our second Christmas party night at VA and it didn’t disappoint. Great music and amazing staff as always
If you haven’t been yet you really need to get booking xx |
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Fabulous
by Smile1000
20 December 2025
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| We absolutely love the vibe of this club. We never have a bad night! Every thing about it just works. The staff are amazing and so friendly. They are soon becoming great friends of ours. Last night’s Christmas party was so much fun , lots of sexy people. The DJ played some amazing tunes and the dance floor was packed. Until the next time. Mwah x |
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Fabulous
by Happy Swinging
14 December 2025
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| Club Review: Vanilla Alternative (Bedford) – Onyx Party, November
I went to the Onyx Party at Vanilla Alternative in November, and it turned out to be a really good night. The club was well run, the atmosphere was relaxed, and everything felt organised from the moment I arrived.
First Impressions
The check-in was quick and friendly. The place looked clean and well kept, and the Onyx theme was done nicely without being over the top.
Atmosphere
The crowd was a good mix of regulars and new faces. People were easy to talk to and respectful, which made the whole night feel comfortable. The music had a good vibe and wasn’t too loud, so you could still chat.
Facilities
The club’s layout works well:
- Plenty of space to socialise
- Clean play areas
- A mix of open and private rooms
- Hot tub and social areas were warm and inviting
- Changing rooms and showers were tidy and stocked
Everything felt looked after throughout the night.
Bar & Staff
The bar staff were quick and polite, even when it got busy. Drinks were reasonably priced, and the team kept the place clean and running smoothly.
Overall
The November Onyx Party was a great experience — friendly people, clean venue, and a well-organised event. Vanilla Alternative continues to be a reliable, welcoming club, and I’d happily attend another themed night there.
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Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
10 December 2025
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| Bi night was fabulous on Friday, such an incredible mix of liberated, none judgemental, fabulous and very sexy people having a wonderful time together, on the dance floor, in the many play spaces and hot tub.
A big thank you to the very hard working team including Emma, Karen, Kayleigh and Danni, and Neil the host, plus Jules and Chris and the people behind the scenes that bring the community together in suck a luxurious and safe space.
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Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
6 December 2025
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| We went to VAs fabulous bi night last night. The staff have done an amazing job with the Xmas decorations they look simply amazing. We just love how Jules runs the club. The staff are so friendly. Emma is amazing. We love seeing Brian too. Thanks for a lovely night xx |
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Fabulous
by Queens of the Scene
4 December 2025
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| Another fabulous MILF at VA , met some great guests , as usual the club was sparklingly clean with great play spaces - lots more visits planned for 2026 x |
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Fun
by flashbang579
1 December 2025
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| The 29th Nov hosted a good night at this club with the themed “When in Rome” event provided by the Pucker-Up team, and hats off to them.
Great music, friendly sexy guests with plenty of naughty action.
The venue decor was great for the theme and almost every attending made the effort to dress the part and looked amazing.
One tiny little selfish gripe was dungeon (our most favourite part of the club)was closed.
Will be looking forward to attending this club and other Pucker-Up events. |
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Fabulous
by DDMrs
30 November 2025
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| We went to the toga party last night and the whole club looked incredible. Loved the committment to the theme, and although one of the quieter nights I've been to, the guests were all stunning. We had a lengthy Roman orgy and today's hornover is something else.
Thanks all - what an incredible night.
Roll on the next Pucker Up event. |
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OK
by ChilledEnergy
30 November 2025
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| I prefer visiting as a solo female and this is the only club I feel absolutely comfortable attending alone.
Ive attended 4 times now.
CONSENT and RESPECT is at the forefront of every part of this club.
All the staff and those who are helping out ensure you're having a comfortable time. The attendees also look out for each other.
Last night I visited...
When in Rome NIGHT !!!
Where else do you get to dress in sexy revealing togas.
That was just one part of it.
DJ jad the 'banging' tunes!!
Attendees were having a great time walking around and being social and making freinds...and the fun slowly but surely unfolded.
This club always attracts good looking kind and freindly people.
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Fabulous
by WhatsWhatCouple
30 November 2025
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| What a cracking night at the ‘When in Rome’ party.
The club looked fantastic, the hosts were excellent and the guests made a huge effort getting behind the theme.
The best night we’ve had at VA for ages.
Thank you team
Xx |
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Fabulous
by EanC
30 November 2025
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| Pucker-Up Toga Party 29th Nov
While this wasn't the busiest of nights we had great fun and looking at the carnage, it seemed everyone else that attended was feeling the same.
That can often happen at VA
What was very different was the effort the Pucker-Up lads put in to decorating VA...... we really have never seen this level of effort at other VA events, and there interaction with the guests.
They really were making sure we all had the best time possible, but also very interested in getting feedback from everyone.
I know they have a great 2026 planned, and fully recommend everyone finding space in their calenders to attend each party
Chris & Emily |
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Fabulous
by
29 November 2025
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| We attended the WWW Red Rendezvous event and wow what an amazing day it was. The venue has a good layout and is clean. The staff were really kind and helpful. The crowd was spot on and the vibe was on point. We had a great time and we will definitely be attending again soon x |
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OK
by Dom and Di 23
27 November 2025
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| We visit VA last Saturday for our first ever visit to unique place like this one. You go in and you arr welcomed by nice staff that sign you in adm you have Brian man that tell you all about the club and more and then bar staff that make sure you have drink that you desire and good time. We meet so many great couples and individuals from beying scared to been amazed how great and absolutely ok and safe it felt to be there and enjoy ourself. Roll on this saturday for our next visit |
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Fabulous
by Libertinos
25 November 2025
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| Me and my wife attended the club on the 22nd November for our first step in to the lifestyle and wow what a night. The club is clean and the staff are amazing and the vibe is sexy. Music was really good and everyone was so friendly spoke to 4 or 5 couples and connected with one in the hot tub room which was ??we stayed in the rooms on site which were clean and the most comfortable bed I've ever slept in, will definitely be returning can't wait for the next time x |
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Fabulous
by
24 November 2025
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| Recently visited this swingers club and were genuinely impressed. The entire venue was exceptionally clean and well maintained, which immediately made us feel comfortable. Everything was organised thoughtfully—from the layout to the flow of the evening—making it easy to relax and enjoy ourselves.
What truly stood out, though, was the atmosphere. Everyone we met was warm, respectful, and welcoming, which created a positive, no-pressure vibe throughout the night. Whether chatting in the hot tub or exploring different areas, we felt completely at ease.
Overall, it was a fantastic experience, and we’re already looking forward to our next visit. Highly recommended for anyone seeking a clean, well-organised club with friendly, open-minded people. |
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Fabulous
by Just ms lovin
23 November 2025
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| I had an absolutely exhilarating time at the VA Onyx event this past Friday! As a newbie to both the event and the club, I was buzzing with anticipation. I’d heard nothing but amazing things, and trust me, it absolutely lived up to the hype! I arrived around 9:30 and was met by a vibrant queue that swiftly led us inside.
As soon as we entered, we received our locker keys, which doubled as bar keys. Here’s a pro tip: if you’re coming with a partner or a friend with benefits, remember your number—especially if you plan to wander off! The bar staff was incredibly attentive, ensuring we had everything we needed. And oh, the snacks! Delicious fruits and sweets were available—a perfect touch to kick off an unforgettable night!
Curious about the space, I asked for a tour and was lucky enough to be guided by Brian, who shared some captivating history about the club. I loved their commitment to fostering an open-play environment while prioritizing safety and consent. It was clear from the Telegram chat leading up to the event and throughout the night that the organizers take these principles very seriously too
The hosts were super welcoming and engaged, making everyone feel right at home. It’s so refreshing to see an event where the hosts genuinely care about ensuring everyone has a safe, fun, and memorable experience! The energy in the club was electric, with an incredible DJ spinning tunes that kept the dance floor alive all night long! Seriously, if you’re looking for an epic night out, this event is an absolute must!
The club had a fantastic mix of attractive single women, dapper single men, and sizzling couples. I noticed the respect among the single men was top-notch—never once did I feel uncomfortable or touched without permission.
To the amazing hosts of Onyx and the fantastic club, thank you for an unforgettable experience! As someone who has explored many events and clubs over the last decade, I can wholeheartedly recommend both the event and the venue. I can't wait to get back for more fun as soon as I can! MWAH MS x |
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Fabulous
by 01ellisdt
23 November 2025
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| We had such a fun tonight at the VA. Please drop us a message if you saw us playing basically in every room. The staff were great and everyone looked to be having a great time xx |
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Fabulous
by alice2000
18 November 2025
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| We went to this club for the first time last Saturday. Everything is great, from the staff, the music, the guests, the atmosphere. Too bad we live 3 hours away, but we will definitely come back. The atmosphere in this club is indescribable. A big plus for the Greek guy who is part of the staff (very exciting to feel his hand on my leg??). |
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Fabulous
by CrackOfDawn
17 November 2025
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| Definitely the best club in the midlands by a long way! Spent many a fun day and night here with the best staff and the most amazing guests
Also credit to their amazing DJ who gets the crowd jumping
Easy to find, good parking, well stocked bar and hotel rooms are worth noting too
Summer here is even better with a fantastic huge outdoor play space with a seperate plunge pool!
Finally THE best hottub ever!
Will be back again and again! |
