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OK
by Pauliwalli
2 November 2025
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| I feel nit enough money getting bumped back into this club..lovely people who you could meet at any club though. The staff are friendly but they get paid for that..drink prices very fair indeed..
I find it mad to allow glass rather than plastics as after 11.30pm ish lots of people are bare footed..so when a glass gets smashed its not great.
The toilets are a disgrace especially when bare feet and wading through piss!!
Djs great..
May go back, may not..
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OK
by Spoon22
1 November 2025
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| Great club, great facilities and reasonably priced but unfortunately not really a bi event. Too many couples turning their noses up at anyone looking to play except for other couples or single biological females. At least gay, trans and pansexuals are allowed in, and the staff are absolutely wonderful and fully inclusive..... Just same old story, hetro play isn't always best tho, complete interaction is so much more important, will go again, but social event only really, hugs n kisses Deeds x |
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Fabulous
by theexploring2
1 November 2025
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| Another brilliant night at VA, this time for halloween bi night! Great vibes, great music and plenty of action ?? |
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Fabulous
by
29 October 2025
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| I visited VA on October 18th. This was my first Swingers club and it certainly went be my last. Me & my fwb had an absolute blast. We can't wait to go again. |
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Fabulous
by jcups
7 October 2025
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| We had a fabulous night on Saturday, our first visit but definitely not our last. We were very nervous, met by warmth and friendliness by all the staff, an amazing place, immaculate, clean with a very relaxed atmosphere. Thank you to everyone, see you soon |
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OK
by bearhart
4 October 2025
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| Lovely staff very friendly crowd
Only flaws are overall cleanliness and the toilets in particular are really grim
Ideally they need separate ladies and gents toilet facilities and at the very least someone to maintain and clean throughout the evening
Great club but please sort out the toilets |
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OK
by suffolk1234
28 September 2025
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| Attended www event at va Friday was a great day all round staff great as always i look forward to see you soon |
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Fabulous
by cheekychick15
27 September 2025
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| What an amazing venue it’s perfectly laid out, tastefully decorated and lots of great rooms for playing. I will definitely be returning. Probably one of the best venues I’ve been to in a long time. Staff are amazing, really friendly energy I will be back. Thanks plus the shuttle bus from the hotel helps. Highly recommended thanks for a great night x |
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Fun
by Maverick01
22 September 2025
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| We visited for the first time on Saturday night and although the club was a little quiet (possibly due to the closure of the A1) we managed to have lots of fun. The club itself was very clean and staff were extremely friendly.
There were several couples that were hot ?? as hell and we were lucky enough to be joined by the hottest of them all enjoying our first soft swapping experience. Disappointed we didn't get contact details from the sexy people we met so if you recognise us please say hi.
We will definitely be back once the A1 has reopened. X |
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Fabulous
by mrandmrsbs
19 September 2025
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| We had our first visit to VA on Saturday 13th September. We were quite nervous for our first ever club. The staff made us feel very welcome and relaxed. We got a tour on entry. The staff couldn’t be more helpful. Met some very friendly and sexy people and we’ll definitely go back. Would highly recommend this place |
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Fabulous
by Play4fun1503
7 September 2025
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| We attended VA 30th August, we have been a few times now, never felt so comfortable, hot, sexy and we just relaxed and enjoyed ourselves! Thank you to the amazing couples we met on the night, hardcore sex in the hot tub was orgasmic. We can’t wait for the next time.. xxx |
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Fun
by 2 naughtyMs
7 September 2025
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| First time at VA last night we was greeted with a very warm welcome from the staff. The club was clean and spacious with a great bar and dance floor with lots of seating areas, many beds to enjoy getting naughty on.
They have a large hot tub which was really popular
We will definitely be going back, had a fantastic night |
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Fabulous
by sabrina222
6 September 2025
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| I recently attended Vanilla Alternative club visiting from London first time. Was given a warm welcome when i arrived for the Bi Night event, and venue is nice and clean. Loved the play areas and the atmosphere is full of fun friendly guys and girls. I couldn't help myself so I started pole dancing everyone loved it and the atmosphere was buzzing with positive sexy energy. I have attended many clubs, and i must say do not give this one a miss. The VA Club is unique. I loved it, and I can't wait to return. |
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OK
by Curious married40
1 September 2025
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| Great couples night Saturday 30th . Only shame was we didn’t get some contact details from some of you gorgeous naughty lot who met us in the pool . |
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OK
by suffolk1234
30 August 2025
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| Attended www event yesterday great time all round club and hosts were brilliant as always cannot wait to attend again till next time. |
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Fun
by Hotwifehotlife
30 August 2025
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| Attended What Women Want party at VA yesterday, was our first time at the club.
What a great club and even better hosts, hosts made us feel welcome from walking in, gave us the tour which was fab, introduced us to people and really made us feel like they wanted us there.
Club was clean and well spaced out, like the open play areas and really looking forward to attending another of these parties in the future
You guys smashed it!
Thanks for having us |
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Fabulous
by
29 August 2025
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| Wow really like this venue, attended a whole day event in the sunshine (what woman want) and had an amazing experience with a FWB. We will definitely be making a return visit and we are from Devon so it’s worth the 4 hour road trip for a naughty weekend. Loved the outside area and big open play spaces! Fantastic currently in our top two of UK venues! |
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Fabulous
by
28 August 2025
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| I’ve been to VA a few times now and I always forget to leave a review.
VA is a fantastic club, with great members of staff, everyone there is lovely.
The people attending the club were also very friendly and easy to chat to.
I really like attending VA, can’t wait to go there again. |
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Fabulous
by
23 August 2025
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| This was our very first time at a club, and Vanilla Alternative was the perfect place to pop that cherry. From the moment we arrived, we were made to feel welcome and at ease. The lovely Brian gave us a tour of the venue, which really helped calm the nerves and gave us a sense of what to expect.
We’d heard it was a quieter night for a Friday, but honestly, that worked perfectly for us as newbies—it gave us the chance to explore the space at our own pace and have some great chats with other friendly guests.
We started with a drink in the bar where the staff were warm and welcoming, which definitely helped take the edge off. We then wandered outside to the garden area, which had a more relaxed vibe and made it even easier to strike up conversations.
After another drink and feeling the mood shift, Al led me into the dungeon where we had our first ever play on the spanking bench—so much fun and a definite highlight. Feeling adventurous, we moved on to the couples room, where a few others were already playing. Watching and being watched added a whole new level of excitement, and it spurred us on to enjoy our own moment right there.
We’d also loosely arranged to meet another couple we’d been chatting to on FAB, so it was a lovely surprise to spot them in the bar later in the night. Things naturally progressed, and we ended up continuing the night together, exploring more of the club—including the hot tub—and each other in the couples room.
All in all, it was an unforgettable night full of firsts, fun, and fantastic people. Vanilla Alternative is definitely a top spot for anyone curious about the scene or looking to take their first steps—it felt safe, welcoming, and just the right mix of naughty and nice.
We can’t wait cum again!! |
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OK
by LFM2017
18 August 2025
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| Our first night at VA and staying at the hotel did not disappoint. Loved the feel of the club and found people very friendly. Had a guided tour of the club from one of the regular members. We tried the dungeon, all the rooms and the jacuzzi and had fun everywhere! Bar staff were by far the friendliest we’ve come across at a club.
Laura even gave the resident cat a veterinary check over due to noticing a lame paw! :)
Finished our night back in the room with another hotel resident for a very sexy first for us! ;)
We’ll definitely be back!! |
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OK
by suffolk1234
18 August 2025
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| Had a great night at va Saturday staff were great as all ways and I look forward to attending again soon. |
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OK
by
16 August 2025
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| Went to my first club ever last night at VA. Was amazing, bit nervous at first but the staff made me feel at ease. Settled down to observe how things worked and aoon stripped off and got into the hot tub where there was some very horny action. Was asked to join by a lovely couple up from the South West and had a splendid time! |
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Fabulous
by Service Engineer
13 August 2025
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| attended todays milf club...glorious weather meant the outside area was in full swing, literally....great to see some many couples enjoying themselves today, and thank as always to the team for organising things so well. |
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Fabulous
by tallandcurly
10 August 2025
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| Our first night, and it won't be the last. Great venue, very clean, and loads of great play areas. The people there were gorgeous. We had some wonderful fun, and can't wait till the next visit |
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Fabulous
by ciegolatin
7 August 2025
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| amazing FOF we had can't wait to go again full of sexy people |
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Fabulous
by privateyes
6 August 2025
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| Another great time had at the Festival of Fun, the staff always go above and beyond to make the guests enjoy themselves.
We can’t praise this club high enough, our favourite by far. |
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Fabulous
by NaughtyNaughtyCouple69
6 August 2025
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| VA Woodcock 2025 festival at our favourite club definitely delivered this year! A massive thank you to VA team for such a brilliant Festival of Fun, we really enjoyed every minute of it - amazing organisation, sexy people, great music and fun daily activities not to mention lovely gesture of free buffet on 1st night - thanks so much and see you soon - M & K x |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
6 August 2025
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| Oh my days … that was a Festival of Fun in every sense. The VA field overlooking the great river Ouse was filled to capacity with people ready to enjoy 3 days of unadulterated fun! We loved James’s daytime naughty games, the amazing music at night from Peter (Saturday) and The Soundcasters Studio (Friday), everyone dressed to impress in the Woodstock theme …. Plenty of peace and love going around and then The finale on Sunday night!! DJ DARK-HORSE blew the roof of the club and the vibe was electric. Our bodies are tired and sore from FOF but, hey, we can’t wait to do it all over again. A big “shout out” to Team VA for the hard work they put into this amazing event. Thank you x |
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Fun
by Masons_Carounn
6 August 2025
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| The Festival of Fun at VA isn’t just a party—it’s a beautiful act of self-destruction. Three days of sweat, foam, and flesh under dirty-gold sunsets and midnight strobes. You drink too much, dance too hard, and let strangers touch you. DJ beats drive you deep into the night. It’s not wholesome. It’s not for everyone. But for those who come hungry for chaos and pleasure, it’s church and ut leaves you wrecked and unrepentant.
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Fabulous
by TandD91
6 August 2025
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| What can we say?? VA and the Festival of Fun is simply the best weekend every time. Last weekend was no exception - everything is planned to perfection - Jules, Chris, Emma and the team think of everything from the Thursday night social through to the Sunday night final flourish. There are too many highlights to mention suffice to say that we were broken ( in a good way) by the time we finally left on Monday morning. Can’t wait to be involved again with such a wonderful and sexy crowd again next year!! |
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Fabulous
by Cinder-fuckin-rella
5 August 2025
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| Woodstock Festival of Fun at VA was an absolute blast! Massive love to the Spicy Match crew for curating such a wild, wonderful weekend—top-tier vibes from start to finish. The Mango Bum Facial? Unexpectedly kinky and totally unforgettable. Hungover Trials had us laughing, blushing, and the guilty wet & creamy! The VA team were, as always, incredible—welcoming, attentive, and keeping everything running smooth as silk. And to top it all - our very own Judge Jules on the decks- Sexy beats for sexy people. Just as well we get a year to recover before we do it all again - Cinders x |
