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Rating: OK
by naughty-thoughts
21 January 2024
Had an amazing time staying and playing at VA last night. A crazy but completely brilliant evening. Such a clean, well run and sexy venue. We hope it won’t be too long until we can travel back up and visit again.
Rating: OK
by the_voyeurs
20 January 2024
Our first visit to the VA so we chose to to attend on a newbie night.

We booked the shuttle bus to collect us from a nearby hotel which is a great service and Emma (who was driving) instantly put us at ease. On arrival we were given a locker key with a bar tab number and given a tour.

The club was clean, the staff really friendly and there is even a resident cat called Benji who was totally loving all the fuss.

Having lots of cards and pens for people to share thier fab usernames was a brilliant touch and we swapped a couple with the lovely people we spoke to.

Our favourite spots were the couples room and the dungeon. All in all, a wonderfully sexy evening. We will absolutely be returning in the future and cannot wait!
Rating: Fun
by Pocket_rocket239
20 January 2024
Another trip to this great club for their 'newbie' night. Although not a newbie they made me feel as welcome as always and had some great icebreakers to kick the evening off. The lock and key was a great helper and the cards to write your fab name on were great, I even got to give some out. Overall a great night and looking forward to the next one. Thank you
Rating: Fun
by gavla7799
17 January 2024
Visited VA a number of time in the daytime, today was my 2nd time solo, attending Milf Club (previously been to WWW with single ladies) One of the friendliest clubs I have visited, staff always have a smile when i walk through the door, and bar staff instantly help disolve my nerves. One of the cleanest clubs I visit, play surfaces are easy to wipe down and good quality - you don't stick to them like most synthetic vinyl. Atmosphere always a friendly vibe and hummmmmmmmmmm jacuzzi perfect to chill out and chat. Thank you for today, I definitely look forward to my next visit, hopefully an evening event soon. :-)
Rating: Fabulous
by Wanted by Night
15 January 2024
I have been a member of this amazing club since 2016 and visited last week again with a lady friend. As usual we were greeted by a big smile from smartly dressed gentleman Brian at the reception. The club is run professionally by lovely land lady and her team. Reasonably priced, friendly staff, sexy clientele, captivating ambiance, lively social vibes, great music, spotlessly clean, massive jacuzzi, many open play areas, Luxe lounge in summer and luxurious rooms to stay overnight. I have visited many clubs all over uk and VA is still number 1 on top of the list. If you have not been to VA you have to try it. I highly recommend to anyone who’s thinking of visiting this place. Thank you again for unforgettable experience at your venue. Xxx S

Rating: Fabulous
by Hotwifecouple1984
15 January 2024
This club is by far the best we’ve been to, and we’ve been to a few in our 11 years! So well organised and so clean and comfortable and nothing is a problem. Love the fact you don’t have to carry anything and everything is done on your locker number, even drinks which could be deadly I suppose….. we think we’ve found our new home and so worth the 2 hour trip for us. See you all again very soon!
Rating: OK
by LoisAndClarke69
14 January 2024
Well what can we say……. Above and beyond expectations - a well managed, clean and amazing venue, one of the best we have visited.

We stayed of site at the local Travelodge as VA was fully booked - they have their own shuttle bus that runs to and from various pick up points (For a small fee) we were made very welcome and shown around and then left to our own devices- we met a really hot couple and hit it off with them and had a great time - we will be coming back in the near future!

Lois & Clarke xx
Rating: Fabulous
by SVCouple123
14 January 2024
Thanks Team VA, another great Saturday night, busier than expected, with a hot crowd.

Already looking forward to our next visit.

Rating: Fabulous
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12 January 2024
Our favourite club by far. Been here a handful of times now and it never disappoints. Our last visit was for New Year and we had a really great night. Was really busy with lots of play. Can’t wait to return next month!
Rating: Fun
by IntoTheDarkness
10 January 2024
Went to MILF today and as ever VA didn’t disappoint, friendly crowd in lovely surroundings… hot tub was particularly popular! Club seems to have had a bit of a makeover and looking good ??
Rating: Fabulous
by Sharing is caring 02
9 January 2024
Back after a long break from the club. Was nice to be back and seeing some familiar faces. Club has been updated and it never disappoints. Will be back again soon.

If you love hot tub fun. It’s the place to be.
Rating: Fun
by perfect peach
7 January 2024
We attended VA … last night we haven’t been for well over a year ! BUT ! …. It looks like it has had a fantastic makeover the club looked amazing with great facilities! Was quite busy with lots of beautifull people … defo won’t leave it so long to return
Rating: Fabulous
by DancingDuo666
3 January 2024
We have been going to VA for a few months now after trying a couple of different clubs and this is by far our favourite, the team at VA are very welcoming and friendly and can’t do enough for the people there. The NYE party was amazing and the atmosphere was brilliant, this is a club not to be missed if you get a chance to go definitely do it you won’t regret it.
Rating: Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
2 January 2024
We have been members for about six months and we just love the club and the facilities. Most of all we love the staff…. They are friendly and professional and so much fun. We attended for NYE and had such a great time. Thanks everyone a VA for making 2024 an experience we won’t forget xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Funboy
2 January 2024
I visit this club at least twice a week normally, and I see it get better and better. The way it’s run ...the staff...and tbh...the people who frequent it just make it the best Club around.

Walking into VA is like walking into to plush night club in the West end...The lighting is superb not too bright so that you might feel self conscious with lots of nooks and crannies to hide in, if you are lol.

Thanks VA for an awesome NYE party too. What a way to see 2024 in.
Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
1 January 2024
There really is no place that compares to the Vanilla Alternative. It's where memories are made, friendships grow and bloom, and good times always roll.

I'm grateful to be part of the VA community, and from the festivals to Nye, it's just the most magical, treasured place, that really feels like my second home.

The management, staff and team work tirelessly to make sure every aspect of their customer's experience is A+, and they do it all with a smile.

Rating: Fabulous
by sexyrockers
1 January 2024
Attended VA last night for their NYE black tie event and it did not disappoint.

It's a really lovely club, with a fantastic atmosphere really well run. We had a really good time.

Only thing I would say is only book their rooms onsight if you're a all nighter kind of person because the club music is extremely loud in the rooms, so you'll never be able to sleep properly if you go back before the night has ended. Apart from that brilliant venue.
Rating: Fun
by CoupleReadyToMingle
19 December 2023
Attended the Sat Christmas Party at VA. What a great place. Really welcoming. Bar staff were amazing & so easy to chat to. This was our first visit to VA, to any club & although we were very nervous, the nerves all settled after being welcomed by smiling faces. The shuttle is a fab idea too. Got talking to others attending who had been before & gave great advice. Met some really lovely people too & even had some naughty fun time x
Rating: Fabulous
by Miamistrip
18 December 2023
Been here a few times now and would recommend to anyone! Such a nice relaxed atmosphere which will make even the most nervous guest feel welcomed. Lovely staff who do an amazing job, can’t fault it one bit! Looking forward to next time x A&A
Rating: Fun
by MrFoxMissVixen
18 December 2023
We attended the Xmas party on the 16th for our first ever club visit and what a night it was. We loved meeting all the new people. The only downside was that it went way too quick. We look forward to coming back in the new year x
Rating: Fabulous
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18 December 2023
Had the honour of going to Friday nights Xmas party and as always VA Never disappoint ! The vibe was hot! The people was hot! It was just all fully oh naughtiness and loved every second of it ! Look forward to more again! Definitely well worth it! X
Rating: Fun
by Flirty Cocktails
17 December 2023
Our second visit to Vanilla Alternative after visiting their summer festival earlier in the year. Attended the Christmas party last night which was sold out and absolutely wall to wall. It's a great club, looks upmarket with a great layout and the staff are friendly and helpful. Last night had a fun, sexy atmosphere with lots of attractive couples. Highly recommended!!!
Rating: Fabulous
by CactusDan
17 December 2023
The best place to be if you are looking for a great location that’s fun clean and very well maintained and laid out this is it . The staff have all read the memo and know how to Be entertaining and sexy but very classy about it and the guests that attend , well I’ve just come of the back ( no pun intended ) of the Christmas party and it was heaving with sexy people all friendly all playing and it was one of the best experiences of my life.
Rating: Fabulous
by TandD91
17 December 2023
Another incredible night at our favourite club. The VA Xmas party is always the best night of the year and last night was no exception. It’s always great to meet up with sexy friends and also to meet so many new people too. The atmosphere is always amazing and sexy and the staff and everyone always make you so welcome. We can’t wait for our next visit.
Rating: Fabulous
by Pandn72
17 December 2023
What a great night. Our first visit to va and we can 100% say it’s not going to be our last. Meet so many amazing people and have a feeling we are going to get hooked very fast. Clean fun amazing atmosphere with a great team.
Rating: Fabulous
by Para Dos
17 December 2023
Last night at The Vanilla Alternative was awesome …. An extremely well run event. Thank you so much to Jules & Chris for being such great hosts and Team VA Emma, Brian, Danni, Claire and Denisa who worked bloody hard all night to keep everyone hydrated. The Christmas atmosphere was brilliant with DJ Courtney suppling a great vibe. Everyone was friendly and looked fabulous and it all felt so cool. To be fair if you wasn’t there ….you missed another great night at the VA xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by MrandMrsxxxx
17 December 2023
As complete Noobs to the wild world of swinging, we chose the very first Newbie night at the VA to pop our cherry. The night itself was well organised, the hosts were amazing, very friendly and did their utmost to check on all the guests. The staff were very welcoming and professional. The venue is amazing, clean, and has several areas to play. We found the experience so good, we have attended another three times in quick session. The latest being the Xmas party last night which was awesome.
Rating: Fabulous
by Norfolkinway
17 December 2023
Ain't no party like a VA Christmas party! Another absolutely cracking night with a very sexy guest list and gorgeous people everywhere! From learning the Candy dance, chocolate tequila shots and a cuppa to end the night. Apparently there was even food (but I was a bit busy in the dungeon getting a nicely bruised bum!) Nothing is too much for Jules, Chris and the VA team.
Rating: Fun
by Conchita
17 December 2023
This was our first outing together to this venue, and we were blown away by the amount of fun people, great atmosphere, and amazing decor. Made us feel comfortable and welcome, we definitely recommend. We look forward to attending again and getting to know more people.
Rating: Fabulous
by MrDandMrsM69
17 December 2023
Our first Christmas party ?? at the VA and it did not disappoint in the slightest. It was busy but not too much. People were friendly and the staff were incredible. Food was a very welcome addition. Had lots of sexy Christmas fun and will definitely be back next year.
Rating: Fabulous
by KinkeD
17 December 2023
Last night, we attended the Christmas party at VA for the first time, and it didn't disappoint. The sign on the door indicated that tickets were sold out, and you could certainly tell – the venue was wall-to-wall with sexy guests. While we were fortunate to already know some people on the guest list, everyone was warm and welcoming. We're already planning our next visit.

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