Tempsford,
South East
info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party! | Rating:
Fabulous
by GingerandBigD
10 March 2025
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| Had such an excellent first club night at VA on Saturday with two friends.
We literally fucked the entire night away and had everyone watching, we didn't realise we were quite so into that.
Also, super impressed they have a Discord so we can chat to others before attending our next.
Can't wait to return and get up to more trouble on a Bi night. So worth the 2hr drive.
Plus, bonus cat. The moment we walked in Benji the cat followed us for loving. Made our nights. |
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Fabulous
by alexnpoppy
10 March 2025
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| We visited VA for the first time for their Saturday Seduction event. We were welcomed at the door and given a guided tour of the venue. All staff were very nice and friendly. There are plenty of different places to play and places to sit and be social too. Good mix of people there, somebody for everybody. We will definitely be attending again in the near future. We had lots of sexy fun with some friends, next time we need to make new friends too. |
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Fabulous
by robbromsgrove
9 March 2025
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| March 7th bi night
Had an excellent time at bi night in March it all began with one of the lovely bar staff collecting myself and my friend from our hotel what an amazing service provided by the club . All the staff at the club are so friendly and welcoming . It’s only my third visit but I’ll be back many more times for sure . James certainly knows how to throw a party and the music was great . It’s definatly a place you can explore and be yourself without any judgment as the clientele on bi night laid back open minded and horny as hell . Would recommend to anyone . |
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Fabulous
by Devilish-Diablo
9 March 2025
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| Bi Night 7th March - I know I’ve verified before but VA and the team deserve multiple compliments. Always a warm welcome from the event hosts and all the guys and girls who look after us at the club. Nothing is too much trouble and there’s always a smile. Atmosphere in the club is brilliant, a real sexy laid back vibe, all facilities spotless and having used the shuttle bus (Fun Bus) for first time I can say it was perfect for getting from local hotel and back. Nothing not to like about VA if you’re looking for a cracking night out at a lifestyle event. |
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Fabulous
by ksrsoze
9 March 2025
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| Had a brilliant night at the VA bi night on Friday - my fourth visit (?) The staff were all incredibly friendly and helpful, and James really knows how to host a fantastic evening. The atmosphere was spot on – really welcoming and lively, and the music was excellent. Plus, everyone I met was so friendly. Highly recommend!
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Fabulous
by IsabellaMax
8 March 2025
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| We had a great time at VA Bi night. First impressions count and ours was overwhelmingly positive. So many sexy people relaxing, chatting and enjoying lots of sexy fun. The whole atmosphere created by the staff and the club was perfect. We’ve already checked our diaries to see when we can get to another VA event |
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Fabulous
by Para Dos
8 March 2025
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| What a night! We attended the VA2 Bi-Night last night and wonder why we haven’t attended sooner, our last visit was 18 months ago and we had completely forgotten what fun nights they are. The night was FUN filled with a hot guest list inclusive to all. Everyone was super friendly and we will definitely return for more fun! Thank you Jamie and Team VA for your great organisation of an epic night Para Dos |
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Fabulous
by Quickiedrew
8 March 2025
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| Great night at James bi event. So many really hot couples, t girls and guys. Banging sounds, lovely atmosphere. Great to catch up with our beautiful Lola and fab to meet, Missy, George & Bee. |
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Fabulous
by Xnaughtygirlyx
8 March 2025
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| Went to VA for the first time tonight with my partner for bi night, was very fun and very welcoming! :)
We are a pretty new couple to swinging, and this club definitely helps you feel at home if you're looking for a club to help out with nerves, this is the place! Thank you for having us and we will return on the 22nd! ;) x
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Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
7 March 2025
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| Please see our Milf club review xx |
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Fabulous
by Ms.Scarlett-M
6 March 2025
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| A well overdue club review and also my last club review, it should be with my favourite lifestyle club The Vanilla Alternative. I started exploring as I was a late bloomer and bi-curious four years ago, and have had some fantastic times, whilst its not about the walls, it’s about the people, which make a party, I’ve been fortunate to meet some great people through this lifestyle. The VA has featured in a great part of that journey and I love returning here again, and again….to catch up with some old friends and make some new ones. Highly recommend to anyone looking to explore…you should definitely do so in this friendly, inclusive club. Ms.S-M Xx |
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OK
by Live-Deliciously
1 March 2025
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| We had high hopes and travelled some distance. Checking in to our room, no lights, really cold. Emma (staff) kindly sorted out some lamps & popped some heat on, big improvement. Gave us some bar credit (thank you) Walking through the couples room it smelt of urine, def some squirters on the soft furnishings! We didn't find the ambience that sexy, spoke to a couple of people. Most people seemed to be in small cliques. The hilight of the evening was petting the beautiful ginger cat (what a love) we decided to take our play back to our ladybird infested room,having caught 6 of them, went to sleep for a short while. Woken around 3am as Dan forgot to hand in the locker key (our fault) and pay a £10 tab, he thinks we didn't owe. Just paid it as not worth the aggro at 3am. Couldn't get back to sleep after that so we got our stuff together and left.
The no trainers rule: I'm waiting on ACL surgery &: struggle in even low heels so did ask on the door if I could change into my funky leopard print Adidas & informed only if absolutely necessary. The guy in front had dubious footwear on & was let in. During the night lots of ladies had changed into trainers so I changed into mine.
Jacuzzi didn't feel that hot or inviting so didn't bother.
Not likely to return to this venue. |
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Fabulous
by agamnon
1 March 2025
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| Another great night at VA, this time it was for What Women Want event and it was wonderfully organised event at the great club, beautiful people all around, great staff- can’t wait to go back |
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OK
by leelee1234
28 February 2025
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| Booked for next Saturday bi night, who’s going? |
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Fabulous
by essexcouple99
23 February 2025
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| Had a great night at VA last night x so many great places to play x will be back very soon x |
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Fabulous
by newandfun
23 February 2025
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| Myself and my wife have visited VA twice now, and had an amazing experience both times. We love the vibe, the dance floor, the cleanliness, the amount of space to play...all of it. We cannot wait for our next visit. |
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Fun
by Caprica2
23 February 2025
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| Well what can we say about this club..... With in the first hour a gorgeous ginger male was spread across me and the wife with his distinguished looks and charm with beautiful toe beans, we love Benji he's awesome, the club it's self is nice lots of play space you won't struggle to find to spot to get down to business, we had a lovely time the staff were all lovely and alot of the guest were all friendly and beautifully dressed.
Definitely going to return soon. |
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OK
by vpnb2024
19 February 2025
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| We had a great night at VA on Saturday! Met some great couples and had a lot of fun! |
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Fabulous
by herandhim24
17 February 2025
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| There isn’t enough words to describe how good this club is. from the staff to every guest visiting we interacted with, the attitude and respect of everyone is second to none. Everyone is so polite! The place is filled wall to wall with sexy people. Can’t recommend it highly enough! |
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Fun
by mrandmrssb
16 February 2025
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| We attended on Saturday for our second visit to VA. We had a great night and found the staff to be friendly and welcoming. |
| Rating:
OK
by KCCandy
16 February 2025
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| We had some great time last night, we've been to several clubs but VA still remains our favourite place. ?? |
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Fabulous
by DoubleTemptation
16 February 2025
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| Had our first club experience at VA, and it couldn’t have been better! All the staff were welcoming and made us feel totally at ease. The atmosphere was super sexy, and the whole night was just incredible. We’ll definitely be back! |
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OK
by suffolk1234
16 February 2025
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| Well what can I say had a great time at va on the 14th met some old and new friends the staff were great as always and they made a lovely job of decorating for valentines, I look forward to attending again soon. |
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Fabulous
by CJ144
16 February 2025
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| Attended VA for our first ever club night. And what a night! Met some lovely people and the staff were brilliant. Already planning our next visit. |
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Fabulous
by ChrissieAdore
15 February 2025
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| Attended VA for the Friday valentine evening. Beautiful venue, lovely staff and some beautiful sexy couples. What more does a girl want ? XXX |
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Fabulous
by DancingDuo666
15 February 2025
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| Another fantastic night at VA for the Friday valentines night, honestly we can’t speak highly enough about this place, it’s always spotless and clean the staff can’t do enough for you and are always amazing, it always has a great vibe and is our go to club thank you VA!! Keep going what your doing xx |
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Fabulous
by Curvy miss D
12 February 2025
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| I visited for the first time since summer. Boy I was glad to be back. For starters you're beautiful lady behind the bar with THE most amazing arse. So friendly. Then the clientele. Certainly worth the 2 hour drive each way. I should be able to come more often now. Look forward to the warmer months and the Luxe lounge being open again.
Thank for such a clean and well maintained club. Keep those young guys coming and I'll keep coming xx |
| Rating:
Fun
by Service Engineer
12 February 2025
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| Enjoyed the MILF club today...fairly quiet today but a really nice bunch of people, was nice to make some new friends....feel free to say hi if you were there... |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Mike14162236
12 February 2025
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| My first visit to VA and what a great time it was. Lots of fun being had in the hot tub and play rooms. Everyone was very friendly and open to play |
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Fabulous
by bunnygirl85
12 February 2025
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| We was a VA Milf club and what a day thanks to all the warm friendly staff and if you saw us and we had a bit of naughty thank you as well |
