Tempsford,
South East
info@va2.co.uk,
info@thevanillaalternative.co.uk,
This is a sumptuous swingers club and hotel in Bedfordshire on the A1 not far from the Capital. The VA aim is to provide something exclusive, somewhere upmarket, somewhere that's a "bit of alright" for discerning adults to meet and play together! The very experienced VA management team have an insight into what is growing into a more open market and have worked very hard to find something that ticks all the boxes. From the private rural location, the licensed bar, the array of play areas, the enormous hot tub, the on site hotel rooms, the extensive dedicated car park right down to the warm smile, the personal care and attention you get from a team who know the lifestyle inside out! No membership fees till September 2011 whilst phase two of the quarter of a million pound refurbishment programme is completed. Phase one will be complete for the grand launch on Saturday 26th February. Please visit the website www.thevanillaalternative.co.uk for details of events and to register on the mailing list. Make your next party a VA party! | Rating:
OK
by JBOY 101
11 June 2026
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| Went to VA for the first time ever last week me and my partner together for Milf Wed !
Loved it so friendly so much fun made to feel incredibly welcome too !
We will be regulars now |
| Rating:
OK
by suffolk1234
31 May 2026
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| Had a great day at www on Friday first club visit for 5 months lovely to catch up with people and have a chilled day staff were great as always see you soon |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
31 May 2026
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| The festivals at this amazing luxurious venue are fabulous.
May Festival of Fun, Safari Soiree was just brilliant.
So many people brought together in a perfect environment with a great sense of fun and community.
A singer, a band, foam party, the best Djs, the hilarious and awesome Spicy Match platinum team, fabulous food, beautiful location, everything provided seamlessly to make sure everyone can make the most out of a fabulous long weekend.
A massive thank you to the owners Jules and Chris, manageress Emma and all the very dedicated and helpful staff for everything they constantly provide to give the community the most wonderful times and memories. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by privateyes
31 May 2026
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| Once again Jules and Chris pulled it out of the back again with another epic FoF.
The staff are amazing, the venue is amazing, the guests are amazing.
A fabulous time was had by one and all. We can’t wait until August. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Cowabunga
30 May 2026
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| Been about 10 times with the mrs
To club nights and festivals
Whats not to love?
Always have a great time here |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Dom and Di 23
26 May 2026
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| First time going to the festival it was amazing we were bit nervous at the beginning ,but by the end we felt amazing. Great music ,food , games.
VA staff I love them all they are cool fun to chatt to always there to help also the staff that work in food van in hot weather like it was they did amazing job.
Judge Jules that was so funny and then wedding so original loved it.
Looking forward to August festival will get definitely more involved in games and enjoy yet another good time in VA |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by TradesmanB
26 May 2026
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| I have just attended the festival of fun at this club and can only say it’s the best festival in the UK.
I have been coming to this festival for 3 years now on the August date and made the May date my first time this year.
So glad that I did.
Had a an amazing weekend, such a week run club, amazing staff, games and entertainment all day and night long.
Music on the nights is top notch and the DJs by far the best round in any club I have attended.
I will defo be attending the August FoF.
Amazing all round |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by NaughtyNaughtyCouple69
26 May 2026
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| As always we look forward to the best festival on the scene and May FOF @ VA yet again delivered GOOOOOOOD! Amazing weather, chilled vibe, loads of sexy people, great music and naughty fun! We can’t get enough, now looking forward to August festival! Thank you VA team for best memories and experience - M & K xxx |
| Rating:
OK
by hovis and Greeneyes
26 May 2026
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| Another great festival, the new upgrades in the camping field are brilliant. As always Club clean and plenty of room to play
Plenty of games, fun & sun, looking forward to the next one. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Devilish-Diablo
26 May 2026
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| Still buzzing from absolutely amazing three days at the Festival Of Fun in glorious sunshine.
This has to be one of the best events on the lifestyle calendar. The VA team knocked it out of the park, club and lux lounge presented immaculately as usual, camping area and facilities all on point. All staff happy, helpful and friendly. The events team did a superb job keeping everyone involved and entertained. Live band were brilliant and DJ sets faultless and floor filling. A lot ….and I do mean a lot of sexy fun was had by everyone, all day and everyday. Nothing not to like 10 out of 10 |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Wacky Racers
26 May 2026
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| The GOAT...original and best festival...just totally epic. The weather was amazing but the organisation, the music, fun and games, ambience on the decking of the lux lounge and just general all round commitment to enhance everyone's experience is second to none...cannot wait until August...amazing |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Devilish-us
25 May 2026
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| Heading home after yet another FANTASTIC Festival of Fun at VA2. Honestly these weekenders just keep getting better and better. The safari theme was so much fun and the weather was perfect all weekend. Being in such a safe space, surrounded by relaxed, happy people who are all part of the lifestyle in their own way is just magical, having an entire weekend to make connections is even better. The club and garden all looked wonderful, and the play was on point! Thank you so much to all the hardworking team for bringing this together and congratulations to Chris & Jules on their wedding. See you in August! |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Backgroundnoise
25 May 2026
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| What an amazing FOF, weather was perfect, staff were amazing and the effort people put into the theme was fabulous!
A big shout out to the staff, Jules, Chris, Emma and the team for the hard work put into the event.
Also congratulations to Jules & Chris on their wedding! A lovely ceremony after the Judge Jules.
A hard festival to top in the Uk, so well organised and such a fantastic chilled atmosphere full of respectful swingers!
See you all in August! |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by NotPoshorBecks
24 May 2026
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| Typo and in the wedding paragraph
Run through Claude
We had a wonderful time at Vanilla Alternative this bank holiday weekend! Jules, Chris, Emma, Danny, Karen, Steph Izzy, Brian James, Colin and all of this May’s Festival of Fun hosts, the whole team created such a warm and welcoming atmosphere — their attentive service and beautifully organised event made everything feel truly special.
The perfect long weekend — laughter, music, fun, games, competitions, and so many playful, like-minded people. Thank you for making our Festival so memorable. We’ll definitely be back in August — the excitement is building already.
We loved meeting so many new people, and if you remember us, please do send us a message so we can verify you. It was equally lovely catching up with old friends, which made the weekend even more memorable.
Whether relaxing and soaking up the long weekend vibe or enjoying the entertainment and activities, there was something for everyone — and plenty of fun people to play with along the way!
The courtroom of Judge Jules was so funny and the wedding of Chris and Jules officiated by Lola was very moving and special.
Thank you for making our visit so special — we’ll definitely be back in August.
Love NotPoshorBecks
S&B ?? |
| Rating:
Fun
by ciegolatin
24 May 2026
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| Another great night on FOF we had an amazing night on Saturday evening lots of sexy people there and amazing staff thanks guys x |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Magic_tongue77
24 May 2026
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| I attended the best swinging festival Friday "festival of fun" I highly recommend this event it's the highlight of my year.
This year was no exception not as busy as august for obvious reasons, the perfect weather for a safari, the staff and owners pulled out all the stops as always to turn the garden into the Serengeti and the crowd were the animals and hunters amazing outfits as always.
Great party games from James, Ben and the team.
The little things like the flying pigs being painted as different animals.
The bar staff were friendly and efficient, the DJ was on point and the dancefloor was full as always.
Everyone walking around with huge smiles on their faces.
I'm only sad I could do 1 night, already booked august and outfits planned.
Thanks for letting me come and see you all soon.
Neil xx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Fantasyfun_077
18 May 2026
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| This is long overdue. I attended White night on the last Friday of April. Brian and the team were incredible hosts.
As a single guy I was slightly nervous, but that all changed immediately because everyone was so welcoming and friendly. I was fortunate enough to play with two hotwives which totally blew me away. I got very lucky. Such a great club; lively people, clean surroundings and an amazing night. Can’t wait to go back for other events. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Juniperberries
17 May 2026
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| Had a really enjoyable night at VA last night.We usually attend the big parties so it was great to experience the club in a much more relaxed environment. As always club and staff were top notch. Busy enough for an erotic atmosphere with lots of very sexy people. We made full use of the playroom by the hot tub. Looking forwards to our next visit xxx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by SilverFoxes99
13 May 2026
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| We went to the Saturday Seduction party on the 9th May 2026 and for our first ever experience it was perfect. Emma picked us up and put us at ease we met Brian who's frequently mentioned in the reviews and is the font of all knowledge and provided us with words of support and guidance. We will be back.
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| Rating:
Fabulous
by BwithC
12 May 2026
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| We went on Sat 9th May. Very clean club with fun friendly staff. Special shout out to the legend that is Brian. We loved the layout, decor and set up of the club.
We will be back.
We also met a few lovely couples and had lots of fun. |
| Rating:
OK
by Play4fun1503
10 May 2026
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| Attended 18th April! We had the best time ever met an amazing couple! Fantastic bar staff and relaxed chilled atmosphere can’t wait to go back xx |
| Rating:
Fun
by Temptingtwosome2026
4 May 2026
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| Decided very last minute we wanted to try out our first club. Filled in the application for membership & after contacting VA they responded quickly & helped with the process. We had a great night & can't wait to go back. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by cheekychick15
4 May 2026
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| I love the whole setup of this club. Wish we had this kind of club closer to home, well there isn’t any clubs in Essex at the moment, who knows maybe a great opportunity for VA3 lol. The club is kept very clean & lovely decorated, With lots of areas to play. If you do stay at the local hotel, the ease of the shuttle, specially as a single lady takes away any needed stress of dealing with taxis. This time we stayed at the hotel on site, which is great clean rooms fresh towels. The staff are amazingly friendly & helpful the music it was great lovely chatting to you, Mr. DJ before you set. Will you be reintroducing the Sunday lounge this summer ? I love a day session till next time thank you for a great evening x |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Veryhard2please
3 May 2026
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| Our second time at this fantastic club last night, lovely atmosphere and lots of sexy people and the music was perfect too. We will be back very soon |
| Rating:
Fun
by TheBelvederes
3 May 2026
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| First time going VA nice club, staff very helpful and friendly. Lots of play going on. Hot tub looked great although didn’t use it. Will be returning thank you xx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by Rashley
3 May 2026
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| Another great night with so many great people. If you were there and we had the pleasure of talking, watching or playing feel free to say hi xx |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by stanarrows
2 May 2026
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| I attended the VA bi night last night and I had a terrific time. The club is clean, the staff is friendly and the hosts are great. Most importantly the people who attend are sexy and fun, do what is there not to like?
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| Rating:
Fun
by gymbunny99
2 May 2026
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| Had a great night last night at the bi night with the new hosts, a really great group of people and lots of play going on
Definitely worth a visit |
| Rating:
Fun
by 0425
27 April 2026
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| First timers at VA2 for their couples 'White Night' and had a blast. Club is lovely, clean, and safe. Staff were very pleasant and friendly. As it was only the second time we've ever been to a club, everything was still shiny and new lol! But we met some lovely people and had a great time. Cheers. |
| Rating:
Fabulous
by lookingtojoinsomefun
27 April 2026
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| Went Friday night for the first time.
Was told it was quieter than usual but actually for a first time that was quite nice.
All the staff were friendly and welcoming and the tour round first was very helpful. Thanks Brian.
Met lots of fab people and chatted a lot to the more experienced among them.
Unfortunately I couldn’t stay for the whole night but still had a great time and looking forward to my next visit.
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