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Rating: Fabulous
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2 January 2013
Attended the masquerade nye, well the masks were a waste of money we didn't have them on very long but neither was my hired tuxedo, but we love this place lovely atmosphere lovely people and so relaxed saw the new year in fucking in the hot tub it was awesome. If your thinking about going stop thinking about it and go
Rating: Fabulous
by Fitnesspair
2 January 2013
NYE at VA didn't disappoint! A fun and friendly evening with the place packed full of sexy people.

We had a great time, the dance floor was looking especially hot and how brilliant to see a dance floor with semi naked people and no one batting an eye! Such a turn on!

Definitely back for more very soon. The big bed is fast becoming our favourite place!
Rating: OK
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1 January 2013
We when to the NYE bash and loved every minute.

This is the third time we have been to VA and love it more each time we go.

Staff and owners are friendly and everyone you meet is up for a chat.

Club is we thought out and clean and safe.

We stayed in the hotel and while the rooms are basic there not expensive and let's face it your not in them for long and when you are your sleeping.

This club is great for first timers try it you will love it
Rating: Fabulous
by Hollynys
1 January 2013
Was there NYE 2012, and again for 2013...the staff surpassed themselves this year! This club is without a doubt the best club ever!

The guests were stunning, sexy, friendly and fun!

So I know where I'll be NYE 2014, and every other opportunity I get to attend. It really is a " not to be missed " venue.
Rating: Fabulous
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1 January 2013
What a great New years at VA last night.

We would like to say thank you to the staff and all the lovely people we met and had fun with, it was the best New years ever.

It was our 2nd time at VA but it definitely won't be our last, I think its safe to say we will be there December 31 2013 also, see you there. X
Rating: Fabulous
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30 December 2012
2nd time of visiting this fabulous place and it really is THE BEST club experience in our opinions. The new added couples only area makes for some naughty fun and the hot tub remains warm all night!! As does the hosts and owners welcome, even if we did keep em there past closing!! Much love for this place and would recommend all hardened swingers get themselves down there. Accessible, friendly and sexy clientele, reasonable bar bill, what more can one ask for??? Enjoy!!!!
Rating: Fabulous
by cupcakeandgooner
30 December 2012
Went for the first time tonight and was so relaxed.. Brilliant no hassle, v clean... now members and will be coming more... well worth a visit .. one of the best
Rating: Fabulous
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24 December 2012
VA was our first club visit. Filled with nerves they soon disappeared. We had such a fun night being taught to pole dance by a lovely older gentleman. Then onto playing in the hot top and then in front of everyone in the play room. Hoping for a busier turn out next time with some younger folk.

We can't wait to go back
Rating: Fabulous
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17 December 2012
Not new to clubs or to clubs that have class and a good vibe and VA is certainly both of those. We had our first night there sat and the staff were very welcoming and friendly. There was also a cross section of couples which added to the clubs appeal. We will be returning very soon x
Rating: Fabulous
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16 December 2012
So being newbie and the first time at this club I was made to feel comfortable and relaxed

The people there were beautiful and once the fun begun it was mind blowing!

Venue for was very clean and I will be returning :-)
Rating: Fabulous
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12 December 2012
Had a great evening at VA for flicks festive frolics. Met some great people, friends old and new. Very relaxed venue that helps people come out of their shells. Staff very helpful and discreet.
Rating: Fabulous
by secretspanker
10 December 2012
WOW

We went to "Flicks Festive Frolicks" and what a great evening. We have been to many places, meets and events over the years and this topped the lot. Everyone was so friendly, there were lots and lots of sexy people to chat to. We are trying to sort out going back ASAP. If you are unsure if the club scene is for you try the VA, its the place that will make you change your mind.
Rating: Fabulous
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8 December 2012
We attended the social last night fantastic club really well run, the atmosphere that is created with the soft music and lighting is fantastic very sensual. The play areas are clean and very well laid out even though single men are allowed to attend the club was not at all over run and they were all respectful. The hot tub is fantastic and must of cost a fortune. If your thinking of going go you will love it we have already become members and will definitely be back.
Rating: Fabulous
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5 December 2012
We have been to VA a few times now and we just cant fault the place. Staff are very friendly and do everything to make sure you have a good night. Clean warm & the facilities are just FAB. We will keep going back until we get very old lol
Rating: Fun
by Hawkeye and Hotlips
26 November 2012
We had our first visit to the VA Sunday afternoon/evening, where we met with another couple. Beautifully decorated and tastefully burlesque. Bar prices reasonable with friendly and welcoming hosts. Play areas clean and well laid out, still laughing at the lumescence of my Calvins in the ultra voilet glow! Facilities are wonderful, with the biggest hot tub we have ever seen! After hearing so much about this place, we cannot recommend it highly enough.
Rating: Fabulous
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25 November 2012
What an excellent night at this sexy luxurious club again last night....such a delight to see so many new faces and getting to chat to them all...loved the ladies shirt ripping their guys haha...and some awesome moves on both the dance floor and the beds...can't wait till the next time....
Rating: Fabulous
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19 November 2012
We went to VA for the first time this Saturday and it was brilliant. The whole establishment is very upmarket and the clientele are equally classy. I met one of the owners, (female), and she is an absolute sweetheart! Couldn't have made us feel more welcome! Just a complete difference to other places we've been, can't wait to go back. So glad we purchased our membership that night and would gladly recommend the club to others.
Rating: Fabulous
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18 November 2012
We went to VA last night which was our club experience ever, we had a great time. Really lovely place, nice people, people fucking everywhere, even in the pool which we have found a lot of places don't allow, drinks wasn't extortionate like a regular club.

We will definitely be going back.

We loved the diverse crowed and we especially. Loved the slow jam R&B music, an unexpected bonus.

Great play areas, its a visually stunning venue.

Best thing about VA is even if you don't play with other its still a really nice place to meet people, play with your own partner and watch other which we found a huge turn on.

Over all a brilliant venue and we look forward to returning.

M & I. xxxx
Rating: Fabulous
by chrisclairefun
17 November 2012
The VA is by far the classiest and most welcoming club that we have visited. It was a quiet evening in terms of numbers but the owners made sure it was not uneventful by creating quite a raucous and friendly atmosphere. Everything was clean and meticulously laid out. We would definitely go again and recommend it to our friends. Thank you for a great night.
Rating: Fabulous
by secretspanker
4 November 2012
Our second visit to the VA and again we had a great evening. We had to go on a friday due to other commitments and to be honest it was quiet. BUT this does not mean it was a bad night, in fact it was one of the better nights we have had out in a while. Again it goes without saying that we were made to feel very welcome on our arrival. we had booked a room so we could both enjoy a drink, and our room was very well presented, clean and warm.

We are already planning our next visits and hope we have more nights as good as this one.
Rating: OK
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29 October 2012
What can we say about VA nice and clean club staff and owners so friendly and can not do enough for u we had a great time we was not pushed into anything we did not want to do. Lots of open play area's great hot tub this is the best club we have been 2 can't wait to go back again for more mmmmmmmm xx
Rating: Fabulous
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29 October 2012
I went to VA Halloween party and found the please very clean and the atmosphere friendly. The club has a large hot tub a lots of play areas, a small dance floor a bar with a seating area and some outside space if you need to smoke. If your looking for a club this is probably the best one to start with.
Rating: Fabulous
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28 October 2012
Our favourite club, it's been far too long since we visited but hope to change that real soon! Run by the friendliest attentive staff and the place is reflected by that. Total luxury! Has the swinging world's best hot tub for a start!

It's definitely our 'happy place'!
Rating: Fabulous
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28 October 2012
Had a great Halloween night at VA, the staff are very friendly (as are the patrons!) The play area, bar, lounges and disco are second to none! The hotel room was basic but adequate. We would highly recommend this club. It was our first time going to a club and we enjoyed it so much that we feel no need to try anywhere else!
Rating: Fabulous
by idjjdh
21 October 2012
We were invited to The Vanilla Alternative last night. And while we had seen it in the day and heard all sorts about it, we have never been in an evening. Firstly we were struck on how much has changed here since we were last out in a club. While it is still spacious it now has a much more intimate quality. Everybody, and yes we do mean EVERYBODY was warm and friendly towards us. We were warmly welcome upon our arrival by Julie, the young lady at the door had a lovely sexy smile and to our great surprise we found at the bar Jane the life and soul until recently at another local club. As ever she was as bouncy, happy and sexy, and truly an asset to any club. It was a pleasure to dress down as the towels were fresh, soft and most importantly clean, again this is something that we feel is very important. How clean the club looked and felt, in all the play areas, meant you could play in the knowledge that a great deal of effort goes in behind the scenes to maintain this high standard. We have put our bad past experiences behind us and are so happy to have discovered what the “VA” has. We have found a venue that we intend to visit time and time again. If you haven’t been or are considering going somewhere new this should be your number one choice.
Rating: Fabulous
by secretspanker
21 October 2012
We decided to go out to a club last night, it was a slight spur of the moment thing and because we knew our good friend Flick was also going we decided to give the VA a visit. Well what a surprise and revelation that was, what a great place. Friendly does not cover the attitude of the guests and staff. This was our first visit here and we felt by the end of the evening we felt like we were amongst old friends. Other guests were chatty and welcoming, the staff gave the evening a great buzz. When we finally left we were still bouncing and on a high created by having such a great time. What a clean, tidy and well presented club. The play areas were very clean and smart, the towels felt very fresh and were lovely and white. The hot tub was fantastic and again we had no worries about the potential for anything unpleasant as every time we visited it everyone was being respectful of other users. This club is one of the most stylish we have visited, and has to be the stand out club in this area. With this in mind we were pleasantly surprised at the reasonable charges for both entry and drinks, for a club that looks sumptuous the prices are very reasonable (and the choice of drink is great). In conclusion for a first time visit we were blown away, everything was better than we expected. There is no stopping us now, we have found our nirVAna.
Rating: Fun
by far2curious2
21 October 2012
Va was our first club last night. The staff and owners were really friendly and put us right at ease. The facilities are lovely, really clean and beautifully kept. We had lots of fun and our First full swap, which was great fun. We will definitely be going again! X
Rating: Fabulous
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20 October 2012
Well this was my 1st club visit and all I can say is Fanbloodytastic. Venue is awesome with great play areas and a hotpool. Staff are friendly, supportive, reassuring and look after you well.

It was a quiet night through road works but a good mix of singles and couples. I will definately return 10/10
Rating: Fabulous
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15 October 2012
Attended last night (14/10/12) with a female friend and this place is nothing short of awesome! Clean, classy, tasteful, beautifully laid out with excellent facilities and an upmarket decor. The play areas are very very nice with a large fun hot tub! The bar is well stocked with great, polite and welcoming staff attending to all your needs and wants! It has very easily become my favourite club and would love to play there one Saturday night when there would be a few more people (very good amount there for a Sunday though whom were all very polite and friendly!)

Try this place out for sure! I have no doubt that I will be back again soon!
Rating: Fabulous
by sexyGC69
15 October 2012
We went to the VA on Friday and Saturday nights and LOVED IT!

the hosts were lovely and friendly- oh and she had legs to die for!

the club was very clean and nice looking, and the pool was great. all of the beds were nice and comfy. There was a great mix of people of all ages. Also on the Friday night, unlike some other clubs there was not a huge abundance of single men following you around like lost horny puppies.

We really enjoyed ourselves and will be back soon!

Rating: Fabulous
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15 October 2012
Spent a very relaxing Sunday afternoon and evening in the presence of some wonderful people, especially Flick ;)

From reception, passed the bar and through to the hot tub, everything is designed for a relaxed time. Staff make you welcome from the moment you arrive till you leave many hours later. Will certainly be making a return visit.

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