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Rating: Fabulous
by Little Miss Innocence
23 March 2013
WOW what can I say, my first experience of a club and I so pleased that I chose this venue to celebrate my birthday. Very relaxed atmosphere, spotlessly clean, superb hot tub where it was definitely hot, and the staff are so friendly and know exactly how to make newcomers welcome. Will def be visiting again x thanks guys x
Rating: Fabulous
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18 March 2013
what can i say after taken some time to find the place it was worth the travel being a single lady walking into the unknown no problem the Gent on the door was cool guy a lovly lady also kiss on my cheek went to get the charming guy i was very later in meeting and i had the time of my life the owners the place the rooms hot tub bar one fab place better than a Hoilday inn lol i be back soon xx
Rating: Fabulous
by Naughty-swinger
17 March 2013
It's time we visited this club, what can we say, great hosts, fantastic venue. Very clean and classy and well organised. Couples only played with themselves so not much interaction, but that can't be helped. Hopefully next time, we can have fun with other couples rather than just ourselves. Apart from that, you couldn't ask for a better club. One of the best we have visited. Will be back.
Rating: Fabulous
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17 March 2013
What an absolute fun evening, This visit was purely for social purposes as a get away night.

The jacuzzi got some use and the pink rubber duck seemed to break the ice between couples.

We had a look in the new couples only room even though Saturday is couples only and could see the benifits for folk visiting on singles nights.

Yet again we managed to book our favourite room in advance and the pleasre of sipping a bottle of wine whilst watching swans float down the river made our night before we even went downstairs.

The hosts and staff were as friendly and helpful as ever and we look forward to our next visit soon.
Rating: Fabulous
by couple bbw 3035
11 March 2013
We went to VA on last Saturday it was over first time at this club. Jules,Scot and the whole team was just amazing we felt very welcome and look after. The club is amazing very posh and classy extremely clean and friendly. The prices are same as in other clus and all what you get is brilliant. Club is full of friendly as very sexy people. We loved the hot tub and couples room. The best swingers club we ever ben in :))) Can't wait to come back such a shame the club is far from us.

Big thank you to Jules,Scot and the whole team at VA for making it such a unforgettable experience. We will definitely be back Asop. Xxx
Rating: Fabulous
by lordlucan
3 March 2013
I've been going to the VA since it opened 2 years ago and after god knows how many great nights I thought it was time I wrote a review on here.

I can't speak highly enough of Scot, Jules and the whole team there and they're not just great hosts, but also fabulous friends.

Last night (2/3/12) some friends and I were due to hold a private party at a luxury venue in Central london when someone informed to the venue owners our plans causing us to lose the venue with just a weeks notice.

Whoever it was tried to ruin everyones night, but the VA very kindly agreed to let us shift the party up to the club. The end result being that last night we had over 150 people partying at the VA and it was an absolutely brilliant night.

I'd struggle to think of any other club in the country that would do the same or could in a week help us put on such a big, high quality party and I see that the main reason why the VA is simply the best club in the country right now.

The great thing for us was that some of those that came last night, determined to help us show whoever it was that you can't ruin our fun, were new to the VA. So hopefully we helped bring a few new fans, who got to see why my friends and I love this club and the team there.

Several my my greatest ever swinging nights have been at the VA and I know that there are many more to come as well.

Rating: Fabulous
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2 March 2013
Had a great night last night at this fantastic club. This really is the best club ever and if you have not been there yet you don't know what you are missing. We have been a few times now and cannot wait to go again. we would like to send a special thanks to Steph, Jane and Dax who always go the extra mile to make sure everyone has the best time ever. Thanks guys see you soon. Vals xxxxxxxx
Rating: Fabulous
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2 March 2013
Finally got to visit the VA last night and we were not dissappointed!! Fantastic venue, great facilities, very clean, wonderful staff and very sexy clientele. And Omg! What a hot tub!! Thank you to our hosts and their team for making us feel so welcome. Can't wait to visit again soon ;)
Rating: Fabulous
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2 March 2013
Attended this club tonight! Our first club meet! We had a great time! Staff were amazing, so welcoming and friendly!! Equally the clientele were great!!! A clean, fun and had a great time! Will definitely be going again soon!! :) loved the hot tub and the couples only play areas x
Rating: Fabulous
by Sexxxes
27 February 2013
Went on Saturday for the birthday party. Great club, well laid out and very clean. Loved the hot tub and we was lucky to share it with a sexy couple. Lots of play areas but as it was busy they were all taken, hehe. Would recommend, shame its tucked in the middle of nowhere. We also liked the itemised bill at the end...other clubs please take note.
Rating: Fabulous
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24 February 2013
After far too long, we finally ventured to VA for the B-Day Pj party last night and we are very glad we did! The club is very well run and an amazing venue! All the staff were very friendly (especially JANE!! Great seeing you again and so glad we did!) Wonderful mix of people, great play areas and brilliant atmosphere. We hope to get to go again soon.
Rating: Fabulous
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22 February 2013
Love love love this place, we have visited 3 times and can't wait for the next time. The rooms are clean and cosy. The club... Wow, being quite new to the swinging scene we didn't know what to expect, the place is brilliant. Very upmarket and the hot tub is amazing. Everyone is so friendly and there's a great atmosphere. Made even better by the staff, So warm and welcoming. So now I'm off to ask the Mr when we can go again! :P x
Rating: Fabulous
by pollyamore
17 February 2013
It certainly is a lovely vestibule! But it is not the only positive aspect to this venue. It was our first visit here, we were made very welcome and thoroughly enjoyed our evening. We stayed the night and found our room very comfortable. Whilst the evening was quiet we had a great time and look forward to visiting again. This club has great facilities and the staff are wonderful, Thank you for a fun night.
Rating: Fabulous
by Steed99
16 February 2013
An unusually quiet Friday night for this great club but as I have found elsewhere, it's often on the quiet nights when you can have most fun. This was the case this Friday (15th) when I met 2 couples who were attending the club for the first time and their ladies were experiencing their first club visit anywhere.

On both occasions, after some interesting conversation, the fun started in the hot tub. One of the couples, who were praising the club's amazing vestibule (Jane can tell you more) finished the evening to everyone's enjoyment.

As much as, as I have said before, less can sometimes be more, V/A members need to gather in greater numbers on Fridays to support the wonderful staff team that make this club the very friendly and welcoming venue it is.
Rating: Fabulous
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9 February 2013
I hadn't planned on venturing out last night, Fri 8th Feb, but a last minute decision reaped the benefits.

A lovely welcoming venue as always, great staff and some very sexy clientele!!!!

Last night had the right balance of opportunities to play and to watch, which I enjoy too.

Special mention to the young lady who asked me to close the curtain, shame it would've been fun watching you, you are very very sexy indeed - hope our paths meet soon x

Never a dull night at the VA.

PS. Have you considered a special offer of a weekend pass to include the chill out Sunday sessions???
Rating: Fabulous
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4 February 2013
Great club that keeps getting better and better. Keep up the good work!!
Rating: Fabulous
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2 February 2013
we went friday feb 1st for our first time it was on to do list why had we left it so long,will be back again and again to this great place,staff friendly warm and welcoming,great surrounding superb facilities regulars we will be until next time keep up the good work xxxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Naughty little jo
2 February 2013
Wow ! One of the bucket list ! The staff and the people in this place was amazing ! From the moment we stepped in the door to the moment we left we enjoyed the relaxed laid back atmosphere ! Membership decided within 5 mins of arrival and next adventure in planning already !

Thanks for a great night guys

Jo & Kev
Rating: Fabulous
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21 January 2013
Braved the conditions and attended the inflatable Sunday on 20th Jan.

It was a very relaxing day, interrupted briefly by a car crash outside the venue, but the club took the unfortunate travellers in and fed them and looked after them till the emergency services had finished - well done VA xx

This venue is top notch - never fail to enjoy myself there, wether that be playing or my voyeuristic side, cannot wait to go back
Rating: Fun
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20 January 2013

We visited VA last night for the first time and we had a really good time. The owners are lovely and the club is nice, loved the jacuzzi!!

We definitely recommend it

Xx

B&D
Rating: Fabulous
by PlayTimecpl
15 January 2013
Wow what can we say we attended VA on 11th foe my birthday .. Had a fantastic time and well looked after by Jane and Dacs.. Had amazing time all round the club with some amazing friends .. Please take time to visit

Rating: Fabulous
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13 January 2013
WOW What a fantastic club, we where there 11th & 12th Jan stayed over in the hotel. The hotel,club and staff are just the best, it was our first time there, the room was lovely, warm, comfi and spotlessly clean. The club was classy, warm, inviting, spotlessly clean and very well designed even down to little personal touches to make your visit just perfect. As for the staff they are all just fantastic they made us feel so at ease, made time for us to make sure we where having a great time and nothing was to much trouble, Steph, Jane and Dax are all a true asset and worth their weight in gold. We had a fantastic weekend and hope to have many more at the VA, truly the best well run club ever and the only club for us. Thanks again so much guys for making our weekend perfect and we look forward to seeing you all soon. Scott & Val xxxx
Rating: Fun
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12 January 2013
Was our first ever club visit on Friday night, thanks to the staff for a very relaxing and friendly welcome. Had a very fun relaxing no pressure evening.

Special thank you to Jane just for being Jane (from princess Fiona), and Dax or ensuring D was warm going home. LOL. Looking forward to our next visit.

D&F
Rating: OK
by Otra vida
8 January 2013
We were the biggest fans of this club but were let down badly last time we visited and it has plummeted in our estimations.

We visited for a social in December and had booked a room to stay over. We were having a nice chilled evening socialising and had drifted two yards into the hot-tub room whilst chatting to a friend of ours. A member of staff appeared shortly afterwards and said Mr Otra would have to leave the area as he wasn't dressed sexy! We asked what this womans idea of sexy dress was and she indicated the fully dressed Mrs Otra was ok!

Not best pleased Mr Otra went to speak to the manager who gave a wholly different interpretation of what 'sexy' meant. He was curt, unsympathetic and muddled in his manner.

We realise this review will clash with most of the others for this club and should say we have written glowing reviews in the past. But felt we should share for better or worse. We were embarrassed and felt a little humiliated by their petty and ridiculous behaviour.

We have given a rating of ok in the absence of a not ok rating.

Rating: OK
by Good girl Bad Girl
7 January 2013

Been a few times before

Went over the xmas period,pleasent evening and met a few nice peeps.

Shame the VA Bi nights clash with my other favoutite haunt
Rating: Fabulous
by Steed99
6 January 2013
No idea why website is down but VA were due to be closed until Friday 11th January anyway. Website was working earlier last week. This is one of the best clubs around and looking forward to good times there during 2013.
Rating: Fabulous
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5 January 2013
Apprehensive as newbies to swing and club scene going to VA for NYE, but as all the reviews tell you this is the place to be,perfect hosts, great atmoshere and loads of absolutly lovely sociable sexy people.

Will be back soon xx
Rating: Fabulous
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3 January 2013
We attended our fifth time over christmas. Its fast becoming our regular night out. Good mix of people of all ages.

All staff are welcoming and friendly and we have met some great couples... The hot tub is HOT!.

Rooms are basic but cosy!!.

A great introduction to the world of clubs of this nature for us... 10 out of 10!!!
Rating: Fabulous
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3 January 2013
Just like to add that VA WAS FABULOUS .

I forgot to tick the box lol
Rating: Fabulous
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2 January 2013
Managed to lose my swinging cherry on Fri 7th December : what a place to lose it too!!!

There was a social that night and it was uber busy, the hot tub was rocking and I managed to play in the playroom - mmmm a lovely venue with lovely people - been meaning to write a review and will certainly be back
Rating: Fabulous
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2 January 2013
Attended the masquerade nye, well the masks were a waste of money we didn't have them on very long but neither was my hired tuxedo, but we love this place lovely atmosphere lovely people and so relaxed saw the new year in fucking in the hot tub it was awesome. If your thinking about going stop thinking about it and go

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