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Rating: Fabulous
by
9 February 2013
I hadn't planned on venturing out last night, Fri 8th Feb, but a last minute decision reaped the benefits.

A lovely welcoming venue as always, great staff and some very sexy clientele!!!!

Last night had the right balance of opportunities to play and to watch, which I enjoy too.

Special mention to the young lady who asked me to close the curtain, shame it would've been fun watching you, you are very very sexy indeed - hope our paths meet soon x

Never a dull night at the VA.

PS. Have you considered a special offer of a weekend pass to include the chill out Sunday sessions???
Rating: Fabulous
by
4 February 2013
Great club that keeps getting better and better. Keep up the good work!!
Rating: Fabulous
by
2 February 2013
we went friday feb 1st for our first time it was on to do list why had we left it so long,will be back again and again to this great place,staff friendly warm and welcoming,great surrounding superb facilities regulars we will be until next time keep up the good work xxxx
Rating: Fabulous
by Naughty little jo
2 February 2013
Wow ! One of the bucket list ! The staff and the people in this place was amazing ! From the moment we stepped in the door to the moment we left we enjoyed the relaxed laid back atmosphere ! Membership decided within 5 mins of arrival and next adventure in planning already !

Thanks for a great night guys

Jo & Kev
Rating: Fabulous
by
21 January 2013
Braved the conditions and attended the inflatable Sunday on 20th Jan.

It was a very relaxing day, interrupted briefly by a car crash outside the venue, but the club took the unfortunate travellers in and fed them and looked after them till the emergency services had finished - well done VA xx

This venue is top notch - never fail to enjoy myself there, wether that be playing or my voyeuristic side, cannot wait to go back
Rating: Fun
by
20 January 2013

We visited VA last night for the first time and we had a really good time. The owners are lovely and the club is nice, loved the jacuzzi!!

We definitely recommend it

Xx

B&D
Rating: Fabulous
by PlayTimecpl
15 January 2013
Wow what can we say we attended VA on 11th foe my birthday .. Had a fantastic time and well looked after by Jane and Dacs.. Had amazing time all round the club with some amazing friends .. Please take time to visit

Rating: Fabulous
by
13 January 2013
WOW What a fantastic club, we where there 11th & 12th Jan stayed over in the hotel. The hotel,club and staff are just the best, it was our first time there, the room was lovely, warm, comfi and spotlessly clean. The club was classy, warm, inviting, spotlessly clean and very well designed even down to little personal touches to make your visit just perfect. As for the staff they are all just fantastic they made us feel so at ease, made time for us to make sure we where having a great time and nothing was to much trouble, Steph, Jane and Dax are all a true asset and worth their weight in gold. We had a fantastic weekend and hope to have many more at the VA, truly the best well run club ever and the only club for us. Thanks again so much guys for making our weekend perfect and we look forward to seeing you all soon. Scott & Val xxxx
Rating: Fun
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12 January 2013
Was our first ever club visit on Friday night, thanks to the staff for a very relaxing and friendly welcome. Had a very fun relaxing no pressure evening.

Special thank you to Jane just for being Jane (from princess Fiona), and Dax or ensuring D was warm going home. LOL. Looking forward to our next visit.

D&F
Rating: OK
by Otra vida
8 January 2013
We were the biggest fans of this club but were let down badly last time we visited and it has plummeted in our estimations.

We visited for a social in December and had booked a room to stay over. We were having a nice chilled evening socialising and had drifted two yards into the hot-tub room whilst chatting to a friend of ours. A member of staff appeared shortly afterwards and said Mr Otra would have to leave the area as he wasn't dressed sexy! We asked what this womans idea of sexy dress was and she indicated the fully dressed Mrs Otra was ok!

Not best pleased Mr Otra went to speak to the manager who gave a wholly different interpretation of what 'sexy' meant. He was curt, unsympathetic and muddled in his manner.

We realise this review will clash with most of the others for this club and should say we have written glowing reviews in the past. But felt we should share for better or worse. We were embarrassed and felt a little humiliated by their petty and ridiculous behaviour.

We have given a rating of ok in the absence of a not ok rating.

Rating: OK
by Good girl Bad Girl
7 January 2013

Been a few times before

Went over the xmas period,pleasent evening and met a few nice peeps.

Shame the VA Bi nights clash with my other favoutite haunt
Rating: Fabulous
by Steed99
6 January 2013
No idea why website is down but VA were due to be closed until Friday 11th January anyway. Website was working earlier last week. This is one of the best clubs around and looking forward to good times there during 2013.
Rating: Fabulous
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5 January 2013
Apprehensive as newbies to swing and club scene going to VA for NYE, but as all the reviews tell you this is the place to be,perfect hosts, great atmoshere and loads of absolutly lovely sociable sexy people.

Will be back soon xx
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 January 2013
We attended our fifth time over christmas. Its fast becoming our regular night out. Good mix of people of all ages.

All staff are welcoming and friendly and we have met some great couples... The hot tub is HOT!.

Rooms are basic but cosy!!.

A great introduction to the world of clubs of this nature for us... 10 out of 10!!!
Rating: Fabulous
by
3 January 2013
Just like to add that VA WAS FABULOUS .

I forgot to tick the box lol
Rating: Fabulous
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2 January 2013
Managed to lose my swinging cherry on Fri 7th December : what a place to lose it too!!!

There was a social that night and it was uber busy, the hot tub was rocking and I managed to play in the playroom - mmmm a lovely venue with lovely people - been meaning to write a review and will certainly be back
Rating: Fabulous
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2 January 2013
Attended the masquerade nye, well the masks were a waste of money we didn't have them on very long but neither was my hired tuxedo, but we love this place lovely atmosphere lovely people and so relaxed saw the new year in fucking in the hot tub it was awesome. If your thinking about going stop thinking about it and go
Rating: Fabulous
by Fitnesspair
2 January 2013
NYE at VA didn't disappoint! A fun and friendly evening with the place packed full of sexy people.

We had a great time, the dance floor was looking especially hot and how brilliant to see a dance floor with semi naked people and no one batting an eye! Such a turn on!

Definitely back for more very soon. The big bed is fast becoming our favourite place!
Rating: OK
by
1 January 2013
We when to the NYE bash and loved every minute.

This is the third time we have been to VA and love it more each time we go.

Staff and owners are friendly and everyone you meet is up for a chat.

Club is we thought out and clean and safe.

We stayed in the hotel and while the rooms are basic there not expensive and let's face it your not in them for long and when you are your sleeping.

This club is great for first timers try it you will love it
Rating: Fabulous
by Hollynys
1 January 2013
Was there NYE 2012, and again for 2013...the staff surpassed themselves this year! This club is without a doubt the best club ever!

The guests were stunning, sexy, friendly and fun!

So I know where I'll be NYE 2014, and every other opportunity I get to attend. It really is a " not to be missed " venue.
Rating: Fabulous
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1 January 2013
What a great New years at VA last night.

We would like to say thank you to the staff and all the lovely people we met and had fun with, it was the best New years ever.

It was our 2nd time at VA but it definitely won't be our last, I think its safe to say we will be there December 31 2013 also, see you there. X
Rating: Fabulous
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30 December 2012
2nd time of visiting this fabulous place and it really is THE BEST club experience in our opinions. The new added couples only area makes for some naughty fun and the hot tub remains warm all night!! As does the hosts and owners welcome, even if we did keep em there past closing!! Much love for this place and would recommend all hardened swingers get themselves down there. Accessible, friendly and sexy clientele, reasonable bar bill, what more can one ask for??? Enjoy!!!!
Rating: Fabulous
by cupcakeandgooner
30 December 2012
Went for the first time tonight and was so relaxed.. Brilliant no hassle, v clean... now members and will be coming more... well worth a visit .. one of the best
Rating: Fabulous
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24 December 2012
VA was our first club visit. Filled with nerves they soon disappeared. We had such a fun night being taught to pole dance by a lovely older gentleman. Then onto playing in the hot top and then in front of everyone in the play room. Hoping for a busier turn out next time with some younger folk.

We can't wait to go back
Rating: Fabulous
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17 December 2012
Not new to clubs or to clubs that have class and a good vibe and VA is certainly both of those. We had our first night there sat and the staff were very welcoming and friendly. There was also a cross section of couples which added to the clubs appeal. We will be returning very soon x
Rating: Fabulous
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16 December 2012
So being newbie and the first time at this club I was made to feel comfortable and relaxed

The people there were beautiful and once the fun begun it was mind blowing!

Venue for was very clean and I will be returning :-)
Rating: Fabulous
by
12 December 2012
Had a great evening at VA for flicks festive frolics. Met some great people, friends old and new. Very relaxed venue that helps people come out of their shells. Staff very helpful and discreet.
Rating: Fabulous
by secretspanker
10 December 2012
WOW

We went to "Flicks Festive Frolicks" and what a great evening. We have been to many places, meets and events over the years and this topped the lot. Everyone was so friendly, there were lots and lots of sexy people to chat to. We are trying to sort out going back ASAP. If you are unsure if the club scene is for you try the VA, its the place that will make you change your mind.
Rating: Fabulous
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8 December 2012
We attended the social last night fantastic club really well run, the atmosphere that is created with the soft music and lighting is fantastic very sensual. The play areas are clean and very well laid out even though single men are allowed to attend the club was not at all over run and they were all respectful. The hot tub is fantastic and must of cost a fortune. If your thinking of going go you will love it we have already become members and will definitely be back.
Rating: Fabulous
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5 December 2012
We have been to VA a few times now and we just cant fault the place. Staff are very friendly and do everything to make sure you have a good night. Clean warm & the facilities are just FAB. We will keep going back until we get very old lol
Rating: Fun
by Hawkeye and Hotlips
26 November 2012
We had our first visit to the VA Sunday afternoon/evening, where we met with another couple. Beautifully decorated and tastefully burlesque. Bar prices reasonable with friendly and welcoming hosts. Play areas clean and well laid out, still laughing at the lumescence of my Calvins in the ultra voilet glow! Facilities are wonderful, with the biggest hot tub we have ever seen! After hearing so much about this place, we cannot recommend it highly enough.

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