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Rating: Fabulous
by funtime6907
22 September 2013
We've been to this brilliant, warm, friendly and clean place a number of times so this review is long overdue (sorry guys!). We can't recommend it highly enough. The hosts couldn't be more helpful and welcoming and we've always had a great time whether just chatting at the bar with people or having some naughty fun! Everyone seems keen to mingle and socialise and then see where the night takes theem and we've made some good friends there too. If you can get a room booked to stay overnight then do. They too are clean, comfortable and very handy to be above the club! If you've ever thought about giving Vanilla Alternative a first time try then please do. We're sure you'll have a great time! xxx
Rating: Fun
by Kilted Cameron
17 September 2013
Went to VA with stunning sexy Portuguese playmate and had a great time. Staff very friendly, although I think looking under my kilt helped! Great fun in the hot tub where hopefully we put on a great show, followed by fun and frolics on the huge beds. We rounded the night off by staying iovernight in the hotel and we will be back and will bring some hot sexy friends with us. Thanks guys x
Rating: Fabulous
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8 September 2013
We attended the back to school night this saturday! Had great fun and rach got to finally have two woman to play with and a few cocks! very smart classy club would highly recommend!
Rating: Fun
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6 September 2013
Attended the Burlesque & Bowler's party last Friday with my partner in sin Corkscrew Curls. Made to feel very welcome on our arrival by the staff and regular visitors were really friendly too. Impressive facilities and a cool vibe, ambiance to the club.

Well worth the trip from the Midlands and will definitely be returning again to enjoy the VA's charms ;-)
Rating: Fun
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6 September 2013
Attended the Burlesque & Bowler's party last Friday with my partner in sin Corkscrew Curls. Made to feel very welcome on our arrival by the staff and regular visitors too were really friendly too. Impressive facilities and a cool vibe, ambiance to the club.

Well wort
Rating: Fabulous
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31 August 2013
We are now born again VA,ers this is the most relaxed friendly sexy mix of all you would want in a sexy night out. We can always say busy or quiet its a great night out and the sexy peeps that attend make it a pleasure to be here. Keep up the great work VA
Rating: Fun
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29 August 2013
Heard a lot of mixed reviews about this club finally went on last fri and I must say it says class it has to be the classiest club I have seen the decor was just right it wasn't a busy night but still I was made to feel welcome its the kind of place I would and will be going on my own as a single female I have been to many clubs alone and in a couple and this is one that I would speak highly off x
Rating: Fabulous
by Kettering-couple76
26 August 2013
Had Saturday and Sunday there. We had a fantastic night on both occasions. We love this club, it's welcoming, clean, we've never felt under any pressure, and always felt safe.

If you get the chance, check this place out.
Rating: OK
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25 August 2013
Another fun night at this very clean club, quite quiet but the hot tub was the place to be x excellent night again x
Rating: Fabulous
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25 August 2013
2nd visit, this time staying over.

Wasn't very busy but who needs a load of people when there's such quality there, had a great time, made some good friends and will be going back.

Tip for everyone, don't drink too much and you might work out that when the club closes you can continue the party in your room, d'oh!
Rating: Fabulous
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25 August 2013
We spent the evening here last night. Fab club with friendly people and a real sexy feel to it.

Enjoyed the time with our new friends (you know you are) and our sexy six-some tour of the play rooms, pool and sofas in the bar area.

Only downside is ....we did not want to leave when the club closed. And Jules needs to give out more of the free shots.

Looking forward to our next visit. X GeeK's
Rating: Fabulous
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22 August 2013
Attended the VA festival had the most amazing awesome time beautiful club,very clean stylish particularly loved the huge jacuzzi.

extremely friendly staff easy to make new friends there and a good time was had by all.

would strongly recommend,will return soon L&J XX
Rating: Fabulous
by Glitterbabe
21 August 2013
I attended the Festival at the the Vanilla Alternative and had such a fantastic time last weekend.

They are so welcoming, chilled and really know how to but a great weekend together.

The camping area by the river is so beautiful setting and the marquee provided lots of room for the mad foam party on the Saturday.

A great friendly and very reasonably priced weekend, with so many fun and friendly people all there to enjoy.... What more could you ask for!

Brilliant time... Looking forward to the next Festivsl of Fun!
Rating: Fabulous
by licky licky da ladies
20 August 2013
FESTIVAL OF FUN WAS FABULOUS !!!LOVING THE RANDOM MADNESS! GREAT FUN! NICE TO KNOW THERES PEOPLE AS CRAZY AS US! LOVE TO PARTY! HATE IT WHEN IT ENDS! LETS START AGAIN NEXT WEEK! BEST CLUB IN THE UK BY FAR!!!XXX
Rating: Fabulous
by muffinbiscuit
20 August 2013
What a fantastic. Friendly. Fun club. And what a fun night Saturday was great time had in the foam. And the band are awesome
Rating: Fabulous
by Hollynys
19 August 2013
What an awesome weekend at the Festival of Fun. Free camping, mud wrestling, jousting and the ultimate foam party whilst the live band played. Sexy, gorgeous, fun fuelled swingers having a blast.

Of course none of this would be possible if it wasn't for the dedication and hard work of the staff who certainly know how to throw a party and still keep the place clean and fresh!

Roll on the next big event, my birthday lol No seriously New Years Eve, having spent the previous 2 at VA there is no where on the planet I'd rather be but in these guys company xxx
Rating: Fabulous
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19 August 2013
WOW

We went to the festival of fun last year and it blew us away this year was even better , we came with about 9 other couples , spent the whole weekend glamping.

Scott and julie are the best in this business nobody does it better , every attention to detail is top speck and class from immaculate white fluffy towels to superb friendly staff .The entertainment was awesome mud pit, table football, jousting and to top it off a foam party , everyone dancing naked to the fab live band xx thanks guys for a weekend of our lives

See you nye xx
Rating: Fabulous
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19 August 2013
What a great weekend we've just had, Arrived Friday lunch time and left just after 7am this morning :)

Festival of fun really lives up to the name and look forward to next years event.

Thanks to the marvellous hosts who worked so hard behind the scenes to make sure everyone had a great time and the staff who worked tirelessly to keep the facilities spotless.

See you all again in a few weeks.
Rating: Fabulous
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19 August 2013
Just wanted to echo what others have said about the festival, an amazing time was had by us, it was really well organised and we met lots of great people, some who we definitely will be seeing again. If there is another festival next year, we will be going and for more than the one night we were there this year.
Rating: Fabulous
by Angie1962
19 August 2013
VA festival of fun ... And it was had by all, when sexy people come together at such a well run proffesional venue light the blue touch paper and just sit back and let the good times roll. Awesome people awesome venue. Well done Scott Jules Dakes Craig and Jamie without you the place would be nothing .. See you soon Angie and Tony
Rating: Fabulous
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19 August 2013
Attended the VA Fest of Fun, what a great do, only 6 hours sleep in 2 days ,says it all really.

Tush the live band with the foam party and raunchy stage front action (much better value than a Rolling Stones gig!)

Jaqui didn't make the band ,injured from the mud wrestling and Football !

Be back for the next one for sure.

Thoughts for next year ? A pro MC to stich it all together and to keep the energy going in the daytime.Been to a few takeovers with *DC site and they can give you a few ideas or lay an MC on.DJs playing outside weather permitting to emulate the Ibiza club feel. But hey it was mega,could be the Glasto of Swinging !
Rating: Fabulous
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19 August 2013
What an amazing weekend at the festival of fun.....all those naughty campers and revellers....tush the band were AMAZING....the mud pit was a huge hit....n foam party...what can u say when u see everyone with white stuff all over em...haha....excellent time and fun had by all....thanks again scott and jules xx
Rating: Fabulous
by madforitcouple81
19 August 2013
We had an amazing time at the festival of fun, this is our fav club by far, there was lots of gorgeous couples, the band was great and the foam party was ace, the catering company was a good idea, I enjoyed my fry up thanks xxx only bad point I have to say is that the toilets were out of bounds over night until around 9am both mornings, not very glamourous for us ladys having to go in the bushes!!!

Can't wait until our next visit to va xxx
Rating: Fabulous
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18 August 2013
What a weekend! Mud pits, foam party, a live band, swingers everywhere doing what we do best, its what dreams are made of!

We can't thank the staff enough for putting together such an awesome weekend! VA is definitely one of our favourite clubs now!!
Rating: Fabulous
by Oldanbald
18 August 2013
Have been there many times but the weekend sex festival has to be the pinacle of entertainment, amusement, laugh out loud fun, naughtiness and outrageousness - well worth the entrance fee and who cares if it wasn't sunny ! You couldnt ask for anything more from this club and the wonderful host and hostess - try the V festival next time ? xx
Rating: Fabulous
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18 August 2013
Spent the weekend camping at the Festival of Fun and OMG what an amazing time we had ! The event was extremely well organised and are what fantasies are made of ! never had so much fun as cavorting in the foam listening to a fantastic band and to top it off wresting in the mud pit ! the staff are excellent, facilities are superb and they work very hard to keep the venue immaculate. Such a sexy, sophisticated and sensual club. Superb event, thank you so much for a wonderful weekend.
Rating: Fabulous
by AnH_Herts
18 August 2013
We had a brilliant time on day 2 of the Festival of Fun. Amazing value for money, over 12 hours of fun, inflatables, foam and even a brilliant live band adding to the festival atmosphere. You can camp for the whole weekend for FREE. We will definitely be doing that next year! The clientele were friendly and attractive and we had lots of sexy fun with a great couple we met. We have now become members as we love this terrific, classy club so much. Suggestion for next year: a large bouncy castle (a few people we spoke to agreed that would be awesome fun)
Rating: Fabulous
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13 August 2013
We've been to this fantastic club many times now , but only stayed in their hotel for the first time on sat !! It was a lovely room with lots of activity all night long , which matches perfectly how the club is !!

We really cant speak highly enough of the venue , the staff , the facilities or the atmosphere !!

:-):-):-)
Rating: Fabulous
by nathanboston
4 August 2013
Had my first visit to this club Friday evening and had a great night. Extremely clean and very well done out club with a good bunch of friendly people there. Was made to feel very welcome straight away. A decent mix of people there too which was nice. Had some great chats with lovely people and a bit of sexy time with a hot couple too! Very much enjoyed the huge hot tub as well :) Definitely recommend a visit. Nathan.
Rating: Fun
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4 August 2013
Finally got the chance to attend this wonderful club for the whole weekend and we're glad we did. The club is nicely laid out with plenty of space to play. The hot tub was a joy to be in and we didn't want to get out of it. The single guys we spoke to were very respectful and polite so no worries there. The hosts (shavenbabe01) made us feel welcome and we enjoyed their company during the night. We'd definitely recommend this club to anyone else hoping to unwind with fun and friendly people. MissD Silk x
Rating: Fabulous
by Naughtyfuncouple11
3 August 2013
Went to VA last night and it was amazing we felt so comfortable and relaxed everyone so friendly loads of space and plenty of places to play chill or chat and there's always the giant sized hot tub as well. Can't wait to go again

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