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By *.man OP   Man
11 weeks ago

Cardiff

What's the most embarrassing thing you have done to make a complete fool of your during sex

Mens and women answer please

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By *orphia2003Woman
11 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Puked on someone whilst giving them a BJ. In my defence, I did warn them not to grab my head.

Hit someone in the face with my thigh boot, whilst trying to unzip it and cut his lip.

Fanny farted really loudly, mid- shag, start laughing hysterically and wee came out. Quite a lot of it...

That and so much more I'm sure.

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

Omg been there with the sick & the fanny farts, but my very worst experience still makes me cringe. Think I need to work up to sharing that one.

I did have a guy slip on my squirt in the bathroom, hit his head on the radiator & p***ed out. He was an older man, in a senior council position on an unofficial quickie break. I sat on the toilet debating whether to roll him down the stairs & out the front door before calling an ambulance. Thankfully he came too enough to phone a driver who discretely collected him.

I can share this now because he's sadly passed away.

Then there was the time some brave guy asked me to sit on his face, I did give him due warning about flooding, he insisted & the predicted happened, he inhaled at the wrong time & I'm trying to give 1st aid in a locked room in Chams. He was ill for weeks with inhalation pneumonia. You know who you are & if you're reading this, you're the reason I no longer do this X

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By *3xymamaWoman
11 weeks ago

...., Wales


"Omg been there with the sick & the fanny farts, but my very worst experience still makes me cringe. Think I need to work up to sharing that one.

I did have a guy slip on my squirt in the bathroom, hit his head on the radiator & p***ed out. He was an older man, in a senior council position on an unofficial quickie break. I sat on the toilet debating whether to roll him down the stairs & out the front door before calling an ambulance. Thankfully he came too enough to phone a driver who discretely collected him.

I can share this now because he's sadly passed away.

Then there was the time some brave guy asked me to sit on his face, I did give him due warning about flooding, he insisted & the predicted happened, he inhaled at the wrong time & I'm trying to give 1st aid in a locked room in Chams. He was ill for weeks with inhalation pneumonia. You know who you are & if you're reading this, you're the reason I no longer do this X"

Sorry, but I'm reading this while in cafe having breakfast and I'm trying not to laugh out loud.. I feel sorry for your embarrassment but my warped sense of humour also finds it really funny too..

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

I laugh about it now, but I also know Mama, that you've had some moments

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By *oreplayer88Man
11 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

Years ago was fucking outside up against a wall and at moment of climax I sneezed, what's worse is that I was snotty at the time and it got in her hair. Don't think I've ever been more mortified.

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
11 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil


"Omg been there with the sick & the fanny farts, but my very worst experience still makes me cringe. Think I need to work up to sharing that one.

I did have a guy slip on my squirt in the bathroom, hit his head on the radiator & p***ed out. He was an older man, in a senior council position on an unofficial quickie break. I sat on the toilet debating whether to roll him down the stairs & out the front door before calling an ambulance. Thankfully he came too enough to phone a driver who discretely collected him.

I can share this now because he's sadly passed away.

Then there was the time some brave guy asked me to sit on his face, I did give him due warning about flooding, he insisted & the predicted happened, he inhaled at the wrong time & I'm trying to give 1st aid in a locked room in Chams. He was ill for weeks with inhalation pneumonia. You know who you are & if you're reading this, you're the reason I no longer do this X"

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By *issP69Woman
11 weeks ago

Neath

Aww it wasn't strictly a fab meet but on a Wednesday night in Swansea around l0 years ago I stayed in a premier inn and invited an employee of a local kebab house to join me. I was sucking him off and he (without any form of asking/warning) spunked down my throat which resulted in me having to bomb it to the toilet to be sick and whilst mid heave over the toilet pissed all over the floor and my feet. Not that I really cared mind Was glad to see the back of him

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By *3xymamaWoman
11 weeks ago

...., Wales


"Aww it wasn't strictly a fab meet but on a Wednesday night in Swansea around l0 years ago I stayed in a premier inn and invited an employee of a local kebab house to join me. I was sucking him off and he (without any form of asking/warning) spunked down my throat which resulted in me having to bomb it to the toilet to be sick and whilst mid heave over the toilet pissed all over the floor and my feet. Not that I really cared mind Was glad to see the back of him"

I remember you telling me this story.. you should have pissed all over his feet for not warning you 😂😂😂

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By *ancardiff7Man
11 weeks ago

Near Cowbridge

Sweet Jesus, this thread is incredible! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar

I'm judging how low it can go before I share my most embarrassing moment

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By *rincess_Peach1992Woman
11 weeks ago

Torfaen

Years a go i was hooking up with this guy, he was gi gearing and I was getting really into but he pulled out, looked horrified- my period decided to make an appearance 😬

Never saw him again after that 🙈

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
11 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)


"Aww it wasn't strictly a fab meet but on a Wednesday night in Swansea around l0 years ago I stayed in a premier inn and invited an employee of a local kebab house to join me. I was sucking him off and he (without any form of asking/warning) spunked down my throat which resulted in me having to bomb it to the toilet to be sick and whilst mid heave over the toilet pissed all over the floor and my feet. Not that I really cared mind Was glad to see the back of him"

I hope you had a free kebab

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By *rHAPPY2025Man
11 weeks ago

Llanelli

Broke wind as i cum 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

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By *lipmeuk11Man
11 weeks ago

Swansea


"I'm judging how low it can go before I share my most embarrassing moment "
😂I can’t wait to hear this

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By *jdj9986Man
11 weeks ago

Cardiff

There was this time my ex asked me to sit on his face, which I'd never done before, and we were on the bottom bunk of a set of bunk beds, so space was limited. I sorta squatted down and literally just sat on his face. He soon started smacking me on the butt, which I thought meant he was enjoying himself, so just stayed in that position, turns out the poor sod couldn't breathe and was slapping me to get me off!

Then there was the time we were walking home after a night out so it was about midnight, and I was so horny that I couldn't wait to get home, so I pulled him onto someone's porch and we began fucking, and in the moment my hand shot up and accidentally made contact with their ring doorbell, so I'm trying to get us to stop before it connected but he hadn't noticed and couldn't understand my haste. Next thing you know, a rather elderly lady answered the bell and was like "Get off my porch, shoo, shop, you filthy buggers!" (This was in West Yorkshire so the accent made it even funnier). He was absolutely mortified!

Tom

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By *rick or treatCouple
11 weeks ago

land of the rising sun

Oh god I have so many!!!

My pre fab days::: went home with a guy and mid fuck was making a shopping list only for him to tell me I was saying list out loud and not in my mind lol it really was awful sex and them was the days when I was quiet

Then there was the time I fell asleep with my arse in the air while my ex was banging away funnily enough he became the ex tha night lol I have no idea why

Then there was the burp sneeze fart and laugh mid orgasm lol multi talented see

Oh god I sound so classy

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By *3xymamaWoman
11 weeks ago

...., Wales


"Oh god I have so many!!!

My pre fab days::: went home with a guy and mid fuck was making a shopping list only for him to tell me I was saying list out loud and not in my mind lol it really was awful sex and them was the days when I was quiet

Then there was the time I fell asleep with my arse in the air while my ex was banging away funnily enough he became the ex tha night lol I have no idea why

Then there was the burp sneeze fart and laugh mid orgasm lol multi talented see

Oh god I sound so classy"

You bloody crease me! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *3achyBWoman
11 weeks ago

Aberpennar


"Oh god I have so many!!!

My pre fab days::: went home with a guy and mid fuck was making a shopping list only for him to tell me I was saying list out loud and not in my mind lol it really was awful sex and them was the days when I was quiet

Then there was the time I fell asleep with my arse in the air while my ex was banging away funnily enough he became the ex tha night lol I have no idea why

Then there was the burp sneeze fart and laugh mid orgasm lol multi talented see

Oh god I sound so classy"

Classy as fuck, who wants to be classy in the bedroom

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By *rick or treatCouple
11 weeks ago

land of the rising sun

Aww mama remember my "pretty pink marigolds" days only had one meet off that profile and he fell in the river lol I couldn't even bloody help him cause I was laughing so much

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By *3xymamaWoman
11 weeks ago

...., Wales


"Aww mama remember my "pretty pink marigolds" days only had one meet off that profile and he fell in the river lol I couldn't even bloody help him cause I was laughing so much "

I do remember the marigolds 😂 in fact, I had a pair of yellow ones 😂😂😂

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By *alley cpl 69 uCouple
11 weeks ago

Bridgend

Funny as hell. Tell them get a sense of humor. Human we are. Your funny as hell lol

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
11 weeks ago

......

Went to fuck for the first time and she wanted me to prove I had a condom.

Pulled it out to show her and it was past it's expiry date!!

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