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Woman in Neath, Wales, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 minutes ago

3 hours ago... how the fuck do you do standing hip abductions without your flaps trying to give you a round of applause? :-S

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women aged 18 to 99. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Cannot accommodate. Can travel.

MissP

39 years old
Bi-curious

5'7"  170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Interests

Old,divorced ,peri-menopausal, erratic valley bird.

Workaholic, vegetarian ,animal loving, functioning alcoholic.

Ex fatty....never again.

With a re known fondness for fit younger rugby players, although I am now happily settled with one of my own.

I like wine and rugby, Ospreys make me horny, oh and the gym, and netball, and wine....and cider and prosecco now and again when I like to think I'm posh

And food

And gardening

And wine ....

And chocolate

And coffee, lots of coffee

Can down a tube of Pringles in one because I have no gag reflex.

Often found in Spoons.... alone.... not looking for company....

I ain't like the other Fab birds which I think was obvious anyway :-/

Prefer dogs to people

Not looking for meets, ta.

Huge sex drive that is currently very much being satisfied.

The smell of sweat and grass turns me on

And cheese....Not the smell

I could happily live on cheese and wine til I die

But then I'd be fat

At least I'd have big tits again though

Rather than a pair of spaniels fucking ears

FML :-/

If you hunt, you're a cunt