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"I'd like a barolo please, just a glass as it's only mid afternoon. If you're pushing the boat out I'll have Moet please "Ok | |||
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"Pepsi max please" Coming right up, ice? | |||
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"An old fashioned please" Not a problem, think I'll join you with one. | |||
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"Long Island ice tea for me please. The longer the better. " It's going to be very long, you'll need a giant straw. 👍🏻 | |||
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"We would like old fashioned rum please" Coming right up, take a pew and I'll bring them over to you. | |||
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"Can I have a latte please? Alcohol doesn't agree with me and not a massive fan of fizzy drinks. Oh and a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps " Of course, I'll get the barrista to put a Halloween design in the frothy milk. Crisps incoming... catch. | |||
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"Guinness please, pint off Stereophonics to start with " No worries, a shamrock design in the froth. Good choice with the 'Phonics. ☘️🏴 | |||
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"Guinness please, pint off Stereophonics to start with No worries, a shamrock design in the froth. Good choice with the 'Phonics. ☘️🏴" Cheers | |||
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"Vodka martini with two olives please and some cashew nuts to nibble on 😉" Coming right up sir. Pull up a bar stool and I'll have your order with you in a jiffy. 🍸🥜 | |||
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"Vodka martini with two olives please and some cashew nuts to nibble on 😉 Coming right up sir. Pull up a bar stool and I'll have your order with you in a jiffy. 🍸🥜" Good man, can we have some Bob seger on the jukebox ? | |||
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"Vodka martini with two olives please and some cashew nuts to nibble on 😉 Coming right up sir. Pull up a bar stool and I'll have your order with you in a jiffy. 🍸🥜 Good man, can we have some Bob seger on the jukebox ?" No problem. I only have Against The Wind on my playlist, and it's going on for you next | |||
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"Yummy that sounds good to me. Maybe otherside? Although you might have yo listen to me sing along " Oooh, an old classic. It's on next. Feel free to sing along, I know not everyone on here has the singing voice of an angel 🤣. | |||
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"This 2016 Lafite. It's 4.20 now, could you open it to let it breathe a bit, let it settle and decant it ready for 6.00pm, please? " Consider it opened. 🍾 | |||
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"Hurrah ! And will you taste the wine with me ? " Meh, I'm not a wine fan to be honest. | |||
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"Wha!?? That's no party. Bah humbug "(In my best Peggy Mitchell voice) "Get out of my pub". | |||
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"Spice rum cola load ice " Coming right up sir. You shall have the finest rum money can buy. | |||
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"Bar's shut, I'm off out to a real one. Cheers for your custom 🥴" ⤴️ | |||
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"Nice… classic cocktail" Coming up, I'm a bit tipsy so who knows what you'll end up with. 🍼 | |||
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"I'm drinking cheap wine it tastes like shit "A glass of 2016 Lafite coming up. 🥂 | |||
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"Do you have squash? " Indeed I do. Orange, Summer fruit, apple and blackcurrant and pear cordial. | |||
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"Can I have pear cordial, and can it be a reasonable strength, you go to Wetherspoons and they give you slightly pink water" Sure thing, strong pear squash coming up. What is this Weatherspoons you speak of?! This is a posh bar ya know 🧐 | |||
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"Can I have pear cordial, and can it be a reasonable strength, you go to Wetherspoons and they give you slightly pink water Sure thing, strong pear squash coming up. What is this Weatherspoons you speak of?! This is a posh bar ya know 🧐" Oh lord, I doubt I'm welcome here | |||
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"Can I have pear cordial, and can it be a reasonable strength, you go to Wetherspoons and they give you slightly pink water Sure thing, strong pear squash coming up. What is this Weatherspoons you speak of?! This is a posh bar ya know 🧐 Oh lord, I doubt I'm welcome here" Everyone's welcome 🇺🇳 | |||
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"And if you know you're history " 👍🏻 | |||
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"Nice… classic cocktail" Another? | |||
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"*BANNED*.. So going to work with lemon barley "Yep. Enjoy, don't drink too much. 👍🏻 | |||
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"Alcohol free strawberry daiquiri please, is the kitchen open for lunch?" Coming up, a mocktail with all the trimmings. Yep, kitchen's open but I can only make beans on toast or lobster thermidor with seasonal veg. | |||
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"Large bourbon please. Straight up. It's been one of those days." Coming up, I'm having the same to warm my cockles. | |||
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"Alcohol free strawberry daiquiri please, is the kitchen open for lunch? Coming up, a mocktail with all the trimmings. Yep, kitchen's open but I can only make beans on toast or lobster thermidor with seasonal veg. " Do your beans contain mini pork sausages? | |||
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"Alcohol free strawberry daiquiri please, is the kitchen open for lunch? Coming up, a mocktail with all the trimmings. Yep, kitchen's open but I can only make beans on toast or lobster thermidor with seasonal veg. Do your beans contain mini pork sausages?" Unfortunately, (or fortunately) they don't. | |||
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"I'm happy to run your kitchen for you." Sure thing 👨🏻🍳 | |||
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"What's the pie of the day" Cream. | |||
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"What's the pie of the day" Ignore the landlord. How rude. 
Today we have steak and kidney / chicken, leek and ham / Moroccan spiced vegetable ( with a tomato and harrissa sauce) | |||
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"The only pies with cream are the sweet ones. Cherry and almond / tart au citron / spiced apple / pear and chocolate." You're in charge, I'm off out to see a woman about a cat. Don't forget, some folk are banned and there's karaoke 8-9. 🎤 | |||
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"Sneaks in.... While he's out chasing cats! Quick glass of red and I'll be gone.. way before krapeoke anyway "I'm back, out you go | |||
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"Spice rum lemonade ice and a slice of lime please And what ever the beautiful lady is having at the end of the bar " Coming up sir. 🥃 | |||
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"Taxi for Harri54? Please! " 😂, I'm not that petty. Pull up a stool and have a beer. | |||
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Oh, and Harriet, if you are smart you can get a few in whilst no-one is watching  . | |||
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"Another double bacardi, this time with seeing as last time I ordered I forgot the mixer (typo in previous visit). She'll have another Baileys coffee but that's her last because she is sensitive to caffeine and alcohol and next thing the chandelier is off the ceiling and her legs are open wider than most of the patrons' mouths in a free bar scenario .
Oh, and Harriet, if you are smart you can get a few in whilst no-one is watching . "😂 Love it, help yourselves. Harry's ban was lifted last night, if you're going to dance on the tables, be careful please. 😁 | |||
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Have a word mate, the security seems to be a bit strict.
Didn't think I'd had enough bacardi last night to cause a typo, turns out I hadn't.
*Busy bolting the tables to the floor for the dancers*
Harriet, you're up, you just said a bottle of red so catch, here's a lovely 1869 Chateau Latife Rothschild that I found hidden in the corner here. Don't drop it, that stuff is £48k a glass .
Anyone else willing to rob the landlord dry? | |||
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"Seems like ordering a mixer that's very similar to Pepsi but isn't Pepsi gets censored in this pub .
Have a word mate, the security seems to be a bit strict.
Didn't think I'd had enough bacardi last night to cause a typo, turns out I hadn't.
*Busy bolting the tables to the floor for the dancers*
Harriet, you're up, you just said a bottle of red so catch, here's a lovely 1869 Chateau Latife Rothschild that I found hidden in the corner here. Don't drop it, that stuff is £48k a glass .
Anyone else willing to rob the landlord dry? "Thankyou kind sir! I won't drop a single bit at that price, but hey ho thanks landlord.. Gets my best pole dancing kit on and let's get the party started.. Pink gin, now that sounds interesting along with a game of pool | |||
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"The bar's open. No staff, unless the chef is in. It's a free for all, help yourself. No bans, no rules. Catch you soon. " I am in the kitchen sorting the freezer. There is bread, cheeseboard and selection of cold meats on the bar, and I've just made a batch of carrot and coriander soup. Help yourselves. | |||
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"The bar's open. No staff, unless the chef is in. It's a free for all, help yourself. No bans, no rules. Catch you soon. I am in the kitchen sorting the freezer. There is bread, cheeseboard and selection of cold meats on the bar, and I've just made a batch of carrot and coriander soup. Help yourselves." Yummy 😋 | |||
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"Result! Now I'll dance on the tables while bah humbug is at work! I'll take the bottle of red thanks. Couldn't stay last night was seeing a man about a dog "Well I hope the dog was nicer than my cat. | |||
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"The bar's open. No staff, unless the chef is in. It's a free for all, help yourself. No bans, no rules. Catch you soon. I am in the kitchen sorting the freezer. There is bread, cheeseboard and selection of cold meats on the bar, and I've just made a batch of carrot and coriander soup. Help yourselves." You're doing a cracking job, fair doos. A raise is in order 😂 | |||
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"Someone pass me a bottle of pink gin… I feel like getting nailed on the pool table tonight "And I feel like sinking some balls, unfortunately I'm stuck in real work 😂. | |||
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"I'll have a ratatouille please" 😂. Too late, the building and it's contents have been burnt to the ground. | |||
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"With Remy inside?!" He's cooked | |||
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"No rats in my kitchen you cheeky sod. Personally I think it was an insurance job." 😂, they were in the cellar eating the nuts | |||
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"It's almost mid day. Is the bar open? I need a halloween cocktail x" Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances... the bar has been burnt to ashes. Someone else can resurrect the thread, but I'm no longer the landlord of the pile of dust 😂 | |||
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"With Remy inside?! He's cooked " Remy noooooo | |||
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