FabSwingers.com forum: Is this allowed

By *erys.mc OP Woman
37 weeks ago

wales

So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.

Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.

"I am looking for a women to have a long and very discreet bareback sex relationship with us making a baby for real and I would like to have items in return for my sperm to inpregnate you items 1 & 2 just be done together and they are as follows

1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage

2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you

3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance

4 I would like furniture ect for the house

5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"

How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile

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By *heWelshCoupleCouple
37 weeks ago

Swansea

This has cracked me up lol wtf

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By *ew couple ABCMan
37 weeks ago

Pembroke Dock

Opportunity of a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Haha pure class reading that how could ye say no to that outstanding offer hahaha

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By *oolybullyMan
37 weeks ago

Close enough

Fair play. Creased.

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By *cotsman269Man
37 weeks ago

Falkirk

Can’t believe they didn’t ask for a car to sweeten the deal

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

This guys a real chalmer eh. Must need the 4 bed house to store his ego. Lol but glass half full a wedding proposal is a wedding proposal and he didn't ask you to poo on him

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
37 weeks ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

10k a month?! I hope you said yes

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By *ilffadMan
37 weeks ago

swansea

He's too good to refuse, what an offer

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By *umpardCouple
37 weeks ago

Cardiff

Oh dear …. Lol

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By *nthony76!Man
37 weeks ago

lligwy

Why would you think that would get you anywhere?!?!?!?

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By *iss 69Woman
37 weeks ago

SWANSEA

I have laughed reading this x

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
37 weeks ago

wales

He added more

5 i would like a 2024 model porsche cayman s full spec leased and paid for by you along with insurance for both of us but only me drives it on the roads and you will move it for me to get the second car off the drive and put the cayman in the garage

5 you will dress slutty for me at home and always wear thongs not knickers unless you are having your period

6 i would like you to get pregnant as soon as the house is finalised and ive had the keys to the house and my porsche is ordered

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
37 weeks ago

wales

I played along, and when i queried that a bank would likely not accept e***t as income....and of self employed need to do it for two years first, he blocked me ??

I do wonder if i should report to social seevices as he clearly has issues

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By *ornysouthwalesMan
37 weeks ago

Merthyr Tydfil

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong lol

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By *igNick1381Man
37 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

I mean, no need to brag when you're getting these premium offers lol

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By *issP69Woman
37 weeks ago

Neath

It sounds to me like a piss take/wind up. I wouldn't over think it

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By *reen EyesMan
37 weeks ago

Wales

That is so unbelievable x

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By *arcyDMan
37 weeks ago

Newport

Happy to oblige for £5k and a semidetached lol

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By *iffguy90Man
37 weeks ago

South Wales

You'd have to be doing pretty well with work to cover the mortgage, car, phone and his allowance each month.

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By *nthony76!Man
37 weeks ago

lligwy

Not to mention carrying his child birthing the child caring for the child (pretty sure that would be out of his remit) and paying for the child.....

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By *lex CoxMan
37 weeks ago

Porth

I wouldn't say he was asking for too much really

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
37 weeks ago

wales

"Not to mention carrying his child birthing the child caring for the child (pretty sure that would be out of his remit) and paying for the child....."

I would only be allowed to live in the house for 4 days a week, have to live in the flat i would rent for my "work"

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By *hrekkusMan
37 weeks ago

north somerset

I assumed it was a starting point for negotiation and he would end up accepting a sniff of your pants and a weekly toffee crisp, but no, it appears he was serious

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By *hiversMan
37 weeks ago

Dinas Powys

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By *ilverfox_and_beautyCouple
37 weeks ago

Gwent

This has made us laugh so much. A great read on a Thursday. You have to give it's dues, there are definitely some characters on here that's for sure

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By *ighugs69Man
37 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Google pixel & Mac book... they clearly swing both ways...

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By *coutDWoman
37 weeks ago

Pontypridd

"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.

Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.

1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage

2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you

3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance

4 I would like furniture ect for the house

5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"

How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile "

So I think he's modified his offer from last night.

I was asked to live with him and have protected sex for the first 2 months of our relationship and only bareback from the 3rd month.

But I was to cohabit with him.

I did say I'd be a bit too tired to be a parent if I'm full time working my body off for him.

I did ask him if he was good with my 4 kids living with us too and if he would do the childcare for the next 20 years and then unfortunately

I think that must have put him off and he blocked me too.

I mean he was honest that he's asked a few people at least lol

And according to him it's a perfectly legal employment situation as long as me and him have a signed contract.

However the more serious bit, I did report him but I'm sure admin won't take a blind bit of notice.

Gave me and my friends a damn good giggle though.

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By *nthony76!Man
37 weeks ago

lligwy

Think most of us single men would be happy for a lady to just go for a coffee with us or a tea for you odd balls

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
37 weeks ago

wales

"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.

Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.

1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage

2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you

3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance

4 I would like furniture ect for the house

5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"

How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile

So I think he's modified his offer from last night.

I was asked to live with him and have protected sex for the first 2 months of our relationship and only bareback from the 3rd month.

But I was to cohabit with him.

I did say I'd be a bit too tired to be a parent if I'm full time working my body off for him.

I did ask him if he was good with my 4 kids living with us too and if he would do the childcare for the next 20 years and then unfortunately

I think that must have put him off and he blocked me too.

I mean he was honest that he's asked a few people at least lol

And according to him it's a perfectly legal employment situation as long as me and him have a signed contract.

However the more serious bit, I did report him but I'm sure admin won't take a blind bit of notice.

Gave me and my friends a damn good giggle though."

I cant believe he is cheating on me

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By *coutDWoman
37 weeks ago

Pontypridd

"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.

Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.

1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage

2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you

3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance

4 I would like furniture ect for the house

5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"

How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile

So I think he's modified his offer from last night.

I was asked to live with him and have protected sex for the first 2 months of our relationship and only bareback from the 3rd month.

But I was to cohabit with him.

I did say I'd be a bit too tired to be a parent if I'm full time working my body off for him.

I did ask him if he was good with my 4 kids living with us too and if he would do the childcare for the next 20 years and then unfortunately

I think that must have put him off and he blocked me too.

I mean he was honest that he's asked a few people at least lol

And according to him it's a perfectly legal employment situation as long as me and him have a signed contract.

However the more serious bit, I did report him but I'm sure admin won't take a blind bit of notice.

Gave me and my friends a damn good giggle though.

I cant believe he is cheating on me"

lol I'm so sorry, maybe we could all live on together. I mean it would make the work load easier

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By *imandHer9396Couple
37 weeks ago

Bridgend

That is possibly the best message I have ever read.

I am so disappointed we didn't get the same

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By *he jesterMan
37 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Every mans dream, I fully appreciate to accepting his great offer......Sugar Boys..... WOW

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By *orthMan
37 weeks ago

Swansea

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By *orthMan
37 weeks ago

Swansea

"So, as most woman couples know we get 100s messages of varied quality, some polite some rude. Nothing shocks after a few weeks.

Although just had the most hilarious message and needed to share.

1 I would like a Google pixel fold 512gb in black on a regular contract or SIM free and a Mac book pro with 1tb storage

2 I would like a new build house 4 bed with ensuite bathroom and detached garage on a mortgage paid for by you

3 you work as an e****t 7 days a week as you will have to support me financially with £10k a month allowance

4 I would like furniture ect for the house

5 regular sex bareback and to sleep together naked 4 times a week"

How can a girl say no, to that from a no photo no verification profile "

I hope he's left enough pussy for the rest of us, what a stud!

I'd be happy with a titwank tbh lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
37 weeks ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I thought they were your requirements till I got to number 3

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By *leefMan
37 weeks ago

Swansea

I think it's Charlie from Whatsapp

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By *eroLondonMan
37 weeks ago

Mayfair

The trials, tribulations and tantalising messages that most sane women on Fab have to endure.

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
36 weeks ago

wales

So... After some negotiation we have nailed down the figures

The house is 369,995, so I'll need 5% deposit (about 25,000 with solicitor fees, and near 9k in stamp duty) then maybe 10k to furnish it all.

Assuming 100 a booking

So I will need to make 44k to start so that 440 men I'll need to fuck in the next 6 weeks to make sure we get the house. That's going to 73 a week so 10+ men a day. Every day.

The monthly budget for everything

Mortgage 2000

Council tax 250

Electric 150

Gas 150

Water 50

Sky TV 100

His car 2000

The other car 700

His allowance 10000

Food and drink shop 650

Rent and bills for flat to work out off 2000

Total 18000 so if I work 30 days a month, I'll have to fuck 6 men a day every day.

Im so lucky

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By *ackieSteveCouple
36 weeks ago

Newbridge

"So... After some negotiation we have nailed down the figures

The house is 369,995, so I'll need 5% deposit (about 25,000 with solicitor fees, and near 9k in stamp duty) then maybe 10k to furnish it all.

Assuming 100 a booking

So I will need to make 44k to start so that 440 men I'll need to fuck in the next 6 weeks to make sure we get the house. That's going to 73 a week so 10+ men a day. Every day.

The monthly budget for everything

Mortgage 2000

Council tax 250

Electric 150

Gas 150

Water 50

Sky TV 100

His car 2000

The other car 700

His allowance 10000

Food and drink shop 650

Rent and bills for flat to work out off 2000

Total 18000 so if I work 30 days a month, I'll have to fuck 6 men a day every day.

Im so lucky "

Don't be so defeatist, charge £200 a time and then it's only 3 men a day, every day for the rest of your life HAHAHAHA

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
36 weeks ago

wales

He genuinely believes i would find this number of men to pay ??

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By *nobbyknobMan
36 weeks ago

Bridgend

A def keeper then

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By *inx300Woman
36 weeks ago

SWANSEA

This charmer again.

Have you seen a face photo yet?

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By *exymarvelMan
36 weeks ago

cardiff

Just wow, he sounds like a real catch

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By *anirFreyaCouple
36 weeks ago

wales

How could you refuse such a tantalising offer like that?

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By *erys.mc OP Woman
36 weeks ago

wales

Yeah and no thank you

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

She's ^ welcøme.

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By *ustyMilfxxxCouple
36 weeks ago

Swansea

"Google pixel & Mac book... they clearly swing both ways... "

Ha! This tickled me! X

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By *ilffadMan
36 weeks ago

swansea

Look, I'll under cut him, forget the house, car and netbook, I'll take you on for a Greggs Steak Bake

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