FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Virus

Best way to not catch anything from licking pussy

Jump to newest
 

By *arkJones OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Bangor

Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *all me FlikWoman
16 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Being brutally honest...you don't.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *antra MassageMan
16 weeks ago

Glastonbury

Have an honest chat beforehand about STI history. You could use a dental dam when giving oral, to somewhat protect yourself.

If in doubt DON'T.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
16 weeks ago

East Sussex

There's no way to be 100% sure unless you text together and neither of you have sexual contact with anyone until you meet.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ide ShareMan
16 weeks ago

West Sussex

Cling film!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ootyfruityCouple
16 weeks ago

andover

You can actually get condoms designed for oral, with a little bit for your tongue, we personally don’t use it. We never bareback during sex with others, but have decided to accept the risk of oral without, we do get tested regularly though

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ertifiedCreamerMan
16 weeks ago

pound land

Dental dam. Don't tell her though

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ilkSkinMan
16 weeks ago

London

Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *herrybakewellCouple
16 weeks ago

Staffordshire

You have to accept a certain element of risk doing this.....otherwise just have a wank, but wash your hands first.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *arkJones OP   Man
16 weeks ago

Bangor


"You have to accept a certain element of risk doing this.....otherwise just have a wank, but wash your hands first. "

I'm thinking this may be the answer!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tarBuckandCinnamonCouple
16 weeks ago

EXETER


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

As others have said, there is a certain amount of risk involved, although there are factors to help mitigate it (testing together as others have mentioned)

Remember though you have the right to say no, (just as much as your meet does) even if you are both naked and down for it, if something doesn’t feel right. Perhaps it doesn’t look clean or smell good ( and this applies to both/all parties!)

Have fun!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *avexxMan
16 weeks ago

cheshire

condom over your tongue

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ools and the brainCouple
16 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ask her to read this thread so she can ensure she does some spring cleaning in advance

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
16 weeks ago

East Sussex

Whatever you're doing to reassure her that you're clean, ask the same if her

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ools and the brainCouple
16 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You could always turn up wearing a plague doctor mask and outfit off of the 17th century and just say

" I'm not sure if you are clean so I'm keeping this on a for now"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ConnectionNotPerfectionMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester/Lancashire

Im sure Trump said bleach would kill viruses. Maybe turn up with bleach and a scrubbing brush?**

**i take no responsibility if this goes wrong

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rchie300Man
16 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Marigolds and some mr muscle 🤷‍♂️…….. if you spot some femme fresh in the bathroom just squirt some of that on your tongue …. 😉

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *andykevin56Man
16 weeks ago

Grays

Dental dam

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ikeValentinaCouple
16 weeks ago

London

Exchange STI test results beforehand is a good start. Dental dam is really safe but can be awkward, so depends on your attitude towards risk vs pleasure.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rightonsteveMan
16 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…


"Ask her to read this thread so she can ensure she does some spring cleaning in advance "

This except maybe she will read it and cancel on you. After all, mouths contain an awful lof of germs. She won’t want to catch anything from you either.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *og and MuseCouple
16 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Put a clothes peg on your nose, if you can’t smell it, you can’t catch it, basic science 101

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eyond PurityCouple
16 weeks ago

North East Lincolnshire

Same as food in your fridge - look at it, smell it…if it doesn’t look off then eat it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull

Crisp bag between tongue and pussy #empty

Multiple flavours are available

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
16 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Problem is lots of STDs especially in their early stages don’t present with any odours or visible signs so it would be almost impossible to detect from sight, smell or taste alone.

Definitely avoid if there is a creamy thick discharge or if you think something is off.

We take the risk with oral with out but do it so rarely that we rather have fun knowing the risk involved. We also get tested regularly and don’t do bb.

If you are truly worried or concerned then a dental dam is your only way forward, or you could request recent test results but that doesn’t 100 rule it out as there an incubation period.

Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *londebiguyMan
16 weeks ago

Southport


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

The only way is not to meet anyone or have any sexual contact

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *erry 58Man
16 weeks ago

Doncaster

Tell to insert a femidom

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Unfortunately the best way would be to not lick pussy.

Everything comes with an element of risk. Just ensure to test regularly

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *igYin n CowGirlCouple
16 weeks ago

New Cumnock

You can get home STI testing kits from the chemist that work pretty quickly, same as a covid home test...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oorlandtwoCouple
16 weeks ago

Stoke on Trent


"You can get home STI testing kits from the chemist that work pretty quickly, same as a covid home test... "

Does anybody actually still test for Covid 🥸

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rthur WrightusMan
16 weeks ago

Pevensey

Assuming you arrive at your meet safely, done all the health and safety checks and risk assessments, remember she could even be hatching a cold as well.

A useful tip I picked up while in clubs in the States a few guys used antiseptic mouthwash liberally apres lick

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inkywife1981Couple
16 weeks ago

A town near you

Tell her to leave her tights on when you go down.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ucho1Man
16 weeks ago

derby

Lick her arse

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iseekingbiCouple
16 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Disease free oral?

Just talk about it.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tsDannyMan
16 weeks ago

North West

Ask for recent STI test results, simple.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *esYesOMGYes!Man
16 weeks ago

Didsbury

Wire brush and Dettol.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elaninMaverickWoman
16 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything. "

Best advice! live your life in a Hermetically sealed suit from head to toe.

Any tips on how to stop toddlers from licking things?

The adults are too far gone.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *elaninMaverickWoman
16 weeks ago

near Putney Heath


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying "

I'm dying laughing!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Manchester


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

How does she know that you are clean though?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *londebiguyMan
16 weeks ago

Southport


"Assuming you arrive at your meet safely, done all the health and safety checks and risk assessments, remember she could even be hatching a cold as well.

A useful tip I picked up while in clubs in the States a few guys used antiseptic mouthwash liberally apres lick "

I'm pretty sure that mouth wash would do very little to help but freshen your breath.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Lol well aren't you a romantic.

Why would you ask such silly questions in front of people, but well done everyone for treating him like he deserves a serious answer

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying

I'm dying laughing!"

Glad its not just me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *runette69Woman
16 weeks ago

Guildford


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying

I'm dying laughing!"

Same - I knew this thread would be good for a giggle

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nduringfunMan
16 weeks ago

cannock

Lick and tongue her arse instead lot cleaner. More germs in mouths than arses

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *xploring 2000Man
16 weeks ago

Mayo


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"
is this a joke how have you made it this far in life

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *s-two-75Couple
16 weeks ago

no clubs, no meet!


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Same way she might know if you are…

I.e you won’t…

you could always drop 2 100g doxycyclines after as an additional precaution

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ady And The MonocleCouple
16 weeks ago

Halifax, Leeds, West Yorkshire

Obviously risk and hard to spot, but agree talk re testing the way yes 👍

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *tlanshiaWoman
16 weeks ago

Chatham

You don't.

You can ask her for you to date tests but that's only good up to the date of testing.

Then you also have HPV to worry about, in men in can be pretty benign but can still cause throat problems later in life. That doesn't show up on any STI tests.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *loydyMan
16 weeks ago

British

Probably the fact shes only letting you lick her shes ok .but we all know wat licking turns to wen the thing with no brain gets hard

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ir and GoddessCouple
16 weeks ago

Frodsham

If the OP has followed the ‘advice’ on this thread the veri from his meet yesterday could be an all time classic, along the lines of:

“Arranged an oral only meet, but he was a little concerned to how clean I was. Turned up with a quavers packet tied to his tongue with an elastic band, doubled bagged with 2 condoms just in case. He then proceeded to neck a bottle of antiseptic mouth wash for extra piece of mind. I was absolutely dripping wet at how much he clearly wanted me, but for both our benefit he then proceeded to pour a bottle of bleach on my pussy.

Despite these precautions he still wasn’t sure, so we decided to make it hand jobs only. Until he noticed a microscopic piece of dirt on my finger nail and didn’t want to risk it’”

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rafter69Man
16 weeks ago

upminster


"If the OP has followed the ‘advice’ on this thread the veri from his meet yesterday could be an all time classic, along the lines of:

“Arranged an oral only meet, but he was a little concerned to how clean I was. Turned up with a quavers packet tied to his tongue with an elastic band, doubled bagged with 2 condoms just in case. He then proceeded to neck a bottle of antiseptic mouth wash for extra piece of mind. I was absolutely dripping wet at how much he clearly wanted me, but for both our benefit he then proceeded to pour a bottle of bleach on my pussy.

Despite these precautions he still wasn’t sure, so we decided to make it hand jobs only. Until he noticed a microscopic piece of dirt on my finger nail and didn’t want to risk it’” "

That proper tickled me!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uffdiver400Man
16 weeks ago

Cumnock

I’m a great believer if anything has a bad smell it’s best to leave it 😂

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *UY4CPLMan
16 weeks ago

Vera Playa, Almería, Spain


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Pour boiling water on her first. Make sure to let her cool sufficiently so you don't burn your lips or your tongue.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley

Gargle with Corsodyl mouthwash before, after and occasionally during the act.

Especially if you are one of those "I can lick for hours without asking for anything in return" merchants.

Maybe suck a Strepsil and occasionally roll it around her orifice for added stimulation..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orks and Scots girlCouple
16 weeks ago

leeds

Don’t

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago


"Gargle with Corsodyl mouthwash before, after and occasionally during the act.

Especially if you are one of those "I can lick for hours without asking for anything in return" merchants.

Maybe suck a Strepsil and occasionally roll it around her orifice for added stimulation.."

😂

On a serious note I used corsodyl on my way out and couldn't taste anything for the rest of the evening.. it could have been tangy and I wouldn't know. 🤪

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Impossible if you want the full oral pussy eating experience, just go for it and enjoy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *atinaChica54Woman
16 weeks ago

Marlborough


"If the OP has followed the ‘advice’ on this thread the veri from his meet yesterday could be an all time classic, along the lines of:

“Arranged an oral only meet, but he was a little concerned to how clean I was. Turned up with a quavers packet tied to his tongue with an elastic band, doubled bagged with 2 condoms just in case. He then proceeded to neck a bottle of antiseptic mouth wash for extra piece of mind. I was absolutely dripping wet at how much he clearly wanted me, but for both our benefit he then proceeded to pour a bottle of bleach on my pussy.

Despite these precautions he still wasn’t sure, so we decided to make it hand jobs only. Until he noticed a microscopic piece of dirt on my finger nail and didn’t want to risk it’”

That proper tickled me!"

And me! Snigger Snigger!🤭

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *m just me 78Man
16 weeks ago

Preston


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Finger test

Before dive in,have a feel and a sly smell of your finger,if you're happy, get in there,unless its unkempt mess, that's a warning sign for me.

Sounds horrible saying it, sorry ladies, but you could do the same on a bloke. Im very consouse about my personal hygiene, itd be horrific being called out on it.might be different in some cases for women, but a bloke has no excuse.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *evonrobMan
16 weeks ago

Kingsbridge

Some brilliant and hilarious advice on here. You’re probably taking a big risk being a swinger and meeting anyway, it’s just another one to consider!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *estivalMan
16 weeks ago

borehamwood

100% sure fire way dont lick it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *teveuk77Man
16 weeks ago

uk


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

It's Thursday now. Just checking you are still alive.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *atch0101Man
16 weeks ago

The wrong place

Find out and see. Hardly rocket science is it? Jeez

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *atch0101Man
16 weeks ago

The wrong place


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It's Thursday now. Just checking you are still alive. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It's Thursday now. Just checking you are still alive. "

Alive, but with a fur ball stuck in the back of his throat after Wednesdays pussy licking

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *abulincsCouple
16 weeks ago

near a bridge

If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *izandpaulCouple
16 weeks ago

merseyside


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

So, how did your Wednesdsy meet go?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago


"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!"

Superb, lmao....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1c4yMan
16 weeks ago

stourbridge


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Wear a covid mask with a small slit in the middle to pop your tongue out. Lots of antibac on it when you have finished and you will be just fine.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *bc master67Man
16 weeks ago

willenhall

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley


"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!"

How about smoked salmon, then?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rectus HumongusMan
16 weeks ago

uranus


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Maybe as casually talking do a quick fly past do a quick scratch and sniff test 😁😁

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1c4yMan
16 weeks ago

stourbridge


"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

How about smoked salmon, then?"

What if she tastes like a mouthful of pennies ?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *njoysfunMan
16 weeks ago

telford

Gargle with detol before and after?.. possibly during too

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
16 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

How about smoked salmon, then?

What if she tastes like a mouthful of pennies ?"

That would allude to her being on or recently coming off a period !

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *1c4yMan
16 weeks ago

stourbridge


"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

How about smoked salmon, then?

What if she tastes like a mouthful of pennies ?

That would allude to her being on or recently coming off a period !"

I can imagine it could leave you very red in the face.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eenALongTime.....Man
16 weeks ago

......

Don't lick dirty ones

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *arylRMan
16 weeks ago

East

Not to lick pussy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lackxxxwhiteCouple
16 weeks ago

huntingdon

haha this has to be the best comment ever, I can’t breathe

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *onnachakeaneMan
16 weeks ago

Dundrum

If it resembles a badger like mass you’d normally find on the hard shoulder of the M1 tell her you ate just before you left and you’re not hungry… she can’t force feed you

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ankspankMan
16 weeks ago

around here

If there is green smoke or the sound of an evil choir emanating from it, avoid.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *irkXXXMan
16 weeks ago

yours

Move over an let me do it instead

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ow-Key LokiMan
16 weeks ago

chelmsford

Take the lead by getting your own tests done and send proof of your status to the other person. Ideally they'll get the hint and return the favour, but bear in mind that Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea are generally the only infections that will be detectable within 2 weeks. Other infections can take up to 12 weeks to show up on a test.

Any sexual activity outside of an exclusive relationship carries a risk of infection.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ash0000Man
16 weeks ago

Southwest

Did he survive or does he now look like one of the villains out of Doctor Who?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *illwillwooMan
16 weeks ago

leeds


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Use a dental dam

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rh_charlesMan
16 weeks ago

bedfordshire

Viakal .!?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Dettol first?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
16 weeks ago

Tin town


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Just brush your teeth after

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rasshopper201Man
16 weeks ago

kendal

Safest way is dont do it what live with risk (boring)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *likepineappleMan
16 weeks ago

Telford

Hold your breath

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eyeYCouple
16 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Easily the best way is to expect a meet via fab, bluntly you'll never catch anything.. 🤔🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ray_BTWMan
16 weeks ago

Worcester

Spread sanitiser all over her pussy....

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
16 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Spread sanitiser all over her pussy...."

or your tongue.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley


"Take the lead by getting your own tests done and send proof of your status to the other person. Ideally they'll get the hint and return the favour, but bear in mind that Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea are generally the only infections that will be detectable within 2 weeks. Other infections can take up to 12 weeks to show up on a test.

Any sexual activity outside of an exclusive relationship carries a risk of infection."

I would conclude that going to that extent will set such a clinical scene that the planned event might end up as not worth bothering with.

Spontaneity killed stone dead!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
16 weeks ago

Peterborough


"If there is green smoke or the sound of an evil choir emanating from it, avoid. "

or sharp teeth and green oozing slime

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley


"Viakal .!?"

Surely that would depend on the scale of things?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *pecial OPSMan
16 weeks ago

Newport

[Removed by poster at 13/03/26 22:02:04]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *pecial OPSMan
16 weeks ago

Newport


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

So, how did your Wednesdsy meet go?"

This gentleman's last status suggests some wind might have happened. Not the best... when you are going down on someone!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *on John17Man
16 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Legend

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
16 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Viakal .!?

Surely that would depend on the scale of things?"

I see what you did there and I raise you Cillit Bang!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orestguy28Man
16 weeks ago

Gloucester

I had this years ago with a mate who had me on speed dial. Do a sniff test and if it smells like Billingsgate bail for a piss and then text your mate SOS. Go back in and wait for an incoming call from your oppo telling you to get into work ASAP.

Top tip make sure you have a signal in there before crossing the start line

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oys99Man
16 weeks ago

Lincoln

Obviously don’t lick pussy!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Suck cock instead

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornyFukker40sMan
16 weeks ago

glasgow

HibiScrub or any similar Chlorhexidine wash

Give it a good old wash… him and her…. You can also get a Chlorhexidine mouth wash… and use a tongue scraper

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Get pissed, hold breath, tongue straight in, lick lips after and down a pint in one, works for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *odgerMooreMan
16 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Mr Muscle drain and pipe cleaner… a quick squirt of that… rinse well and pat dry with a paper towel … squirt of febreeze… sorted

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aynkay4funCouple
16 weeks ago

south/yorks north/derbys


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

For those with sensitive skin use extra virgin olive oil blended with a dash of 10 year malt whisky....masks any bad odours, eliminates inhibitions and tastes great with pussy juice

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nvisible_manMan
16 weeks ago

TWICKENHAM


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Check with the shepherd who looks after her flock

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *randMrsNorthernCouple
16 weeks ago

Cheshire

Sniff test

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Sniff...then what...??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *omeotherguyMan
16 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Being brutally honest...you don't."

I keep seeing this thread title, and keep resisting come to say this, but this final time I couldn't.

This exactly.

Just don't 🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Boring - get your tongue in as far as it can each and peg your nose, then suck on a Fisherman's Friends after, no worries...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eeandsexymCouple
16 weeks ago

Between selby/york


"Sniff...then what...??"

Scratch obviously

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Yes but do yiu say "no effing way is my tongue getting near that" if it like Billinsgate down there?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ady And The MonocleCouple
16 weeks ago

Halifax, Leeds, West Yorkshire

Checking outcome OP it's been a week almost lol

But some chuckles when it keeps popping up with more responses and advice 🤣🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *omeotherguyMan
16 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Boring - get your tongue in as far as it can each and peg your nose, then suck on a Fisherman's Friends after, no worries..."

🤣🤣🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
16 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

you can never be sure.

Listerene straight afterwards?

wouldnt do it before, it might sting.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Risks with everything - just minimise them...i.e

If it dont smell right take flight

If it dont look right take flight

If your nose is blocked and your eyesight poor - double trouble...

Good luck

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock


"If it resembles a badger like mass you’d normally find on the hard shoulder of the M1 tell her you ate just before you left and you’re not hungry… she can’t force feed you "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ir SupremacyMan
16 weeks ago

Bolton

Jet wash it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nlyliveonce69Man
16 weeks ago

carlisle


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

I you worried about oral probably not cut out for swingers site , I mean that in a nice way. Everything in life as a risk crossing road driving, drinking you name it, it as a risk. I think going down on a lady is one most people are happy to think of as a low risk

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ools and the brainCouple
16 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Checking outcome OP it's been a week almost lol

But some chuckles when it keeps popping up with more responses and advice 🤣🤣"

Yeah we are all interested, have your lips fallen off your face yet after contracting leprosy?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orkguyMan
16 weeks ago

york

Best thing I’ve read in years!!! Pissing my pants! But will be bleaching them and my cock straight away, before pouring boiling water over myself….

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orkguyMan
16 weeks ago

york

[Removed by poster at 14/03/26 20:04:17]

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orkguyMan
16 weeks ago

york

Hahahaha! The image of him turning up with a portable petrol powered industrial jet wash, full rubberised suit and a single red rose. Eyup love, hope you don’t mind if I give it a quick blast…… her response eeeee you romantic bastard, get stuck in, make sure you get right into me crevices…..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornucopiaMan
16 weeks ago

Bexley


"Boring - get your tongue in as far as it can each and peg your nose, then suck on a Fisherman's Friends after, no worries...

🤣🤣🤣"

Do they do a variant called 'Fishmonger's Friend'?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
16 weeks ago

Matlock

Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ottom charlieMan
16 weeks ago

Washington


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"
dont lick it,,,

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
15 weeks ago

Matlock


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is? dont lick it,,, "

Where is your sense of adventure

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
15 weeks ago

Tin town

Never put anything in your mouth you don't know the provenance of.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
15 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!"

You forgot fermented herring.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I reckon you can tell from a couple feet away, if it smells nasty don't do it.

If on the other hand it smells cunty from the same distance then your a lucky sod and can I have her profile details because I will definitely eat her.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
15 weeks ago

Matlock


"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!

You forgot fermented herring."

Drat - yes, a shocking omission

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ew-LifeMan
15 weeks ago

Matlock

And tinned pilchards...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nfinished_sentenc100Man
15 weeks ago

here and there


"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!"

That's me stuffed I've got no sense of smell 🤣🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orkguyMan
15 weeks ago

york

Little bit of sick in my mouth……..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ature-Gent-73Man
15 weeks ago

NN1

If it looks and smells like road kill I’d avoid it.

Honestly though if you are worried about that sort of thing you are in the wrong place..

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nightFallMan
15 weeks ago

Chirk

If it smells like a fisherman's tackle bag then you know to pack up your rod and leave before you even consider putting your tongue on it!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nightFallMan
15 weeks ago

Chirk


"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!"

This had me howling for a good five minutes!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oiluvfunMan
15 weeks ago

Penrith


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

You could always offer to swap mutual sti check results beforehand 👍

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
15 weeks ago

wonderland.


"Ask for recent STI test results, simple. "
doesnt mean that someone is all clear. It just means at the time the test was done, nothing was showing.

For the op question... you can use a dental dam but nothing is guaranteed.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *erry 58Man
15 weeks ago

Doncaster

Don’t do it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *anter1983Man
15 weeks ago

west yorkshire

In for a penny in for a pound and all that !!!! 👅 💦

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

It’s always more exciting when there’s an element of risk 🤣

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
15 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!

You forgot fermented herring.

Drat - yes, a shocking omission "

How? Was your nose knackered by the plague of 2019?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
15 weeks ago

Tin town

Like ancient emperors, you could always employ a taster to ensure it's safe for consumption.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ornucopiaMan
15 weeks ago

Bexley


"Like ancient emperors, you could always employ a taster to ensure it's safe for consumption. "

Best answer yet.

Cue the onrush of volunteers from amongst Fabs'

vast desperati!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *arge packetMan
15 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Put a condom over your tongue 👅

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
15 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Put a condom over your tongue 👅 "

do yourself a favour, wear a lick-her saver'

'

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *layfullsamMan
15 weeks ago

Solihull

Tetanus jab

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orny PTMan
15 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Tetanus jab"

In the tongue or labia?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *07PleasureDom007Man
14 weeks ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

The best advice I can give is don't lick pussy?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *cottish NaturistMan
14 weeks ago

N.Mearns//Lanzarote

Divers wetsuit & helmet might safeguard you.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *xDecadent_ColoursxxMan
14 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *erlinhgvMan
14 weeks ago

all over in HGV

Put a condom over your head cut a little slit where your mouth is poke tongue out roll a condom over your tongue you good to go

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *awpleasureMan
14 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Just get your head down there and stop being a fanny.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ete vfrMan
14 weeks ago

Morley Leeds

I have given oral to lots of women and never caught a thing. Safe sex tie a plank across your ass, then you won't fall in.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orthEastCouple69Couple
14 weeks ago

Darlington

TCP first, then go in

S&F

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *heekymattMan
14 weeks ago

Walsall

Check out the safe sex scene in Naked Gun.... 💯% safe sex!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iguy4sxMan
13 weeks ago

Melksham

Just lick and enjoy

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
13 weeks ago

Wirral


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Get creative, bring along a sherbet dipper and dab that sugary goodness directly into your mouth, hopefully you don't have diabetes, but you might get some sympathy if your wife finds out, plus you always have the dipper!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ean154Man
11 weeks ago

City, Salthill area.


"You have to accept a certain element of risk doing this.....otherwise just have a wank, but wash your hands first. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ilverfox for youMan
11 weeks ago

Hull

Just ask her ! Tell her you have never had any and don’t want to get any ! See what she says . I’m sure she will appreciate you asking . If she’s genuine she probably feels the same

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r Constantly ArousedMan
11 weeks ago

wellingborough

Haha, 100% mate!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oiluvfunMan
11 weeks ago

Penrith


"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Litmus (the temptation to put lickpus is strong) papers…….? 😋

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uffdiver400Man
11 weeks ago

Cumnock

The safest way is to stick your tongue in a ice lolly wrapper

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *anielSon91Man
7 weeks ago

Exeter


"Lick her arse "
Amen 🙏

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *xploringLMan
7 weeks ago

durham

Apparently move in and anticlockwise motion, and have a sherbet lemon within 3.5mins after.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *londebiguyMan
7 weeks ago

Southport


"Apparently move in and anticlockwise motion, and have a sherbet lemon within 3.5mins after. "

I heard that it was one of those coconut mushroom sweets.

But you've got to leave it out on the kitchen table for a couple of days so it hardens up a bit.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inja 636Man
7 weeks ago

Grays


"Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inja 636Man
7 weeks ago

Grays

Use calgon oh no wait a minute dont thats for washing machines

Washing machines live longer with calgon

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eeandsexymCouple
7 weeks ago

Between selby/york


"Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything. "

And where would be the fun in that

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *apua New GuineaMan
7 weeks ago

nearby

Hoover beforehand?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lueDressWoman
7 weeks ago

Bath Somerset

Mutual masturbation is the only way to go.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By *erry 58Man
7 weeks ago

Doncaster

Get her to wear a femidom

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top