FabSwingers.com forum: Best way to not catch anything from licking pussy

By *arkJones OP Man
8 weeks ago

Bangor

Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

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By *all me FlikWoman
8 weeks ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

Being brutally honest...you don't.

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By *antra MassageMan
8 weeks ago

a village near you.

Have an honest chat beforehand about STI history. You could use a dental dam when giving oral, to somewhat protect yourself.

If in doubt DON'T.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

East Sussex

There's no way to be 100% sure unless you text together and neither of you have sexual contact with anyone until you meet.

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By *ide ShareMan
8 weeks ago

West Sussex

Cling film!!!

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By *ootyfruityCouple
8 weeks ago

andover

You can actually get condoms designed for oral, with a little bit for your tongue, we personally don’t use it. We never bareback during sex with others, but have decided to accept the risk of oral without, we do get tested regularly though

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By *ertifiedCreamerMan
8 weeks ago

pound land

Dental dam. Don't tell her though

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By *ilkSkinMan
8 weeks ago

London

Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything.

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By *herrybakewellCouple
8 weeks ago

Staffordshire

You have to accept a certain element of risk doing this.....otherwise just have a wank, but wash your hands first.

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By *arkJones OP Man
8 weeks ago

Bangor

"You have to accept a certain element of risk doing this.....otherwise just have a wank, but wash your hands first. "

I'm thinking this may be the answer!

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By *tarBuckandCinnamonCouple
8 weeks ago

EXETER

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

As others have said, there is a certain amount of risk involved, although there are factors to help mitigate it (testing together as others have mentioned)

Remember though you have the right to say no, (just as much as your meet does) even if you are both naked and down for it, if something doesn’t feel right. Perhaps it doesn’t look clean or smell good ( and this applies to both/all parties!)

Have fun!

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire

condom over your tongue

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Ask her to read this thread so she can ensure she does some spring cleaning in advance

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
8 weeks ago

East Sussex

Whatever you're doing to reassure her that you're clean, ask the same if her

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

You could always turn up wearing a plague doctor mask and outfit off of the 17th century and just say

" I'm not sure if you are clean so I'm keeping this on a for now"

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By *ConnectionNotPerfectionMan
8 weeks ago

Manchester/Lancashire

Im sure Trump said bleach would kill viruses. Maybe turn up with bleach and a scrubbing brush?**

**i take no responsibility if this goes wrong

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Marigolds and some mr muscle 🤷‍♂️…….. if you spot some femme fresh in the bathroom just squirt some of that on your tongue …. 😉

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By *andykevin56Man
8 weeks ago

Grays

Dental dam

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By *ikeValentinaCouple
8 weeks ago

London

Exchange STI test results beforehand is a good start. Dental dam is really safe but can be awkward, so depends on your attitude towards risk vs pleasure.

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ask her to read this thread so she can ensure she does some spring cleaning in advance

This

except maybe she will read it and cancel on you. After all, mouths contain an awful lof of germs. She won’t want to catch anything from you either.

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By *og and MuseCouple
8 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Put a clothes peg on your nose, if you can’t smell it, you can’t catch it, basic science 101

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By *eyond PurityCouple
8 weeks ago

East Lincs

Same as food in your fridge - look at it, smell it…if it doesn’t look off then eat it

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By *layfullsamMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

Crisp bag between tongue and pussy #empty

Multiple flavours are available

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Problem is lots of STDs especially in their early stages don’t present with any odours or visible signs so it would be almost impossible to detect from sight, smell or taste alone.

Definitely avoid if there is a creamy thick discharge or if you think something is off.

We take the risk with oral with out but do it so rarely that we rather have fun knowing the risk involved. We also get tested regularly and don’t do bb.

If you are truly worried or concerned then a dental dam is your only way forward, or you could request recent test results but that doesn’t 100 rule it out as there an incubation period.

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

Southport

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

The only way is not to meet anyone or have any sexual contact

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By *erry 58Man
8 weeks ago

doncaster

Tell to insert a femidom

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By *hickthighs26Woman
8 weeks ago

your hotlist

Unfortunately the best way would be to not lick pussy.

Everything comes with an element of risk. Just ensure to test regularly

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By *igYin n CowGirlCouple
8 weeks ago

New Cumnock

You can get home STI testing kits from the chemist that work pretty quickly, same as a covid home test...

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By *oorlandtwoCouple
8 weeks ago

Stoke on Trent

"You can get home STI testing kits from the chemist that work pretty quickly, same as a covid home test... "

Does anybody actually still test for Covid 🥸

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By *layfullsamMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying

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By *rthur WrightusMan
8 weeks ago

Round the Bend

Assuming you arrive at your meet safely, done all the health and safety checks and risk assessments, remember she could even be hatching a cold as well.

A useful tip I picked up while in clubs in the States a few guys used antiseptic mouthwash liberally apres lick

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By *inkywife1981Couple
8 weeks ago

A town near you

Tell her to leave her tights on when you go down.

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By *ucho1Man
8 weeks ago

derby

Lick her arse

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By *iseekingbiCouple
8 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Disease free oral?

Just talk about it.

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By *tsDannyMan
8 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

Ask for recent STI test results, simple.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
8 weeks ago

Didsbury

Wire brush and Dettol.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
8 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything.

Best advice! live your life in a Hermetically sealed suit from head to toe.

Any tips on how to stop toddlers from licking things?

The adults are too far gone.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
8 weeks ago

near Putney Heath

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying "

I'm dying laughing!

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By *iss Leanne BTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

How does she know that you are clean though?

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By *londebiguyMan
8 weeks ago

Southport

"Assuming you arrive at your meet safely, done all the health and safety checks and risk assessments, remember she could even be hatching a cold as well.

A useful tip I picked up while in clubs in the States a few guys used antiseptic mouthwash liberally apres lick

I'm pretty sure that mouth wash would do very little to help but freshen your breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Lol well aren't you a romantic.

Why would you ask such silly questions in front of people, but well done everyone for treating him like he deserves a serious answer

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying

I'm dying laughing!"

Glad its not just me

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By *runette69Woman
8 weeks ago

Guildford

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying

I'm dying laughing!"

Same - I knew this thread would be good for a giggle

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By *nduringfunMan
8 weeks ago

Breaston

Lick and tongue her arse instead lot cleaner. More germs in mouths than arses

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By *xploring 2000Man
8 weeks ago

Mayo

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"
is this a joke how have you made it this far in life

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By *s-two-75Couple
8 weeks ago

no clubs, no meet!

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Same way she might know if you are…

I.e you won’t…

you could always drop 2 100g doxycyclines after as an additional precaution

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By *ady And The MonocleCouple
8 weeks ago

Halifax, Leeds, West Yorkshire

Obviously risk and hard to spot, but agree talk re testing the way yes 👍

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By *tlanshiaWoman
8 weeks ago

Chatham

You don't.

You can ask her for you to date tests but that's only good up to the date of testing.

Then you also have HPV to worry about, in men in can be pretty benign but can still cause throat problems later in life. That doesn't show up on any STI tests.

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By *loydyMan
8 weeks ago

British

Probably the fact shes only letting you lick her shes ok .but we all know wat licking turns to wen the thing with no brain gets hard

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By *ir and GoddessCouple
8 weeks ago

Frodsham

If the OP has followed the ‘advice’ on this thread the veri from his meet yesterday could be an all time classic, along the lines of:

“Arranged an oral only meet, but he was a little concerned to how clean I was. Turned up with a quavers packet tied to his tongue with an elastic band, doubled bagged with 2 condoms just in case. He then proceeded to neck a bottle of antiseptic mouth wash for extra piece of mind. I was absolutely dripping wet at how much he clearly wanted me, but for both our benefit he then proceeded to pour a bottle of bleach on my pussy.

Despite these precautions he still wasn’t sure, so we decided to make it hand jobs only. Until he noticed a microscopic piece of dirt on my finger nail and didn’t want to risk it’”

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By *rafter69Man
8 weeks ago

upminster

"If the OP has followed the ‘advice’ on this thread the veri from his meet yesterday could be an all time classic, along the lines of:

Despite these precautions he still wasn’t sure, so we decided to make it hand jobs only. Until he noticed a microscopic piece of dirt on my finger nail and didn’t want to risk it’” "

That proper tickled me!

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By *uffdiver400Man
8 weeks ago

Cumnock

I’m a great believer if anything has a bad smell it’s best to leave it 😂

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By *UY4CPLMan
8 weeks ago

Vera Playa, Almería, Spain

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Pour boiling water on her first. Make sure to let her cool sufficiently so you don't burn your lips or your tongue.

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

Gargle with Corsodyl mouthwash before, after and occasionally during the act.

Especially if you are one of those "I can lick for hours without asking for anything in return" merchants.

Maybe suck a Strepsil and occasionally roll it around her orifice for added stimulation..

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By *orks and Scots girlCouple
8 weeks ago

leeds

Don’t

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By *an1978Woman
8 weeks ago

Gwynedd/ Powys Border

"Gargle with Corsodyl mouthwash before, after and occasionally during the act.

Especially if you are one of those "I can lick for hours without asking for anything in return" merchants.

Maybe suck a Strepsil and occasionally roll it around her orifice for added stimulation.."

😂

On a serious note I used corsodyl on my way out and couldn't taste anything for the rest of the evening.. it could have been tangy and I wouldn't know. 🤪

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Impossible if you want the full oral pussy eating experience, just go for it and enjoy

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By *atinaChica54Woman
8 weeks ago

Marlborough

"If the OP has followed the ‘advice’ on this thread the veri from his meet yesterday could be an all time classic, along the lines of:

Despite these precautions he still wasn’t sure, so we decided to make it hand jobs only. Until he noticed a microscopic piece of dirt on my finger nail and didn’t want to risk it’”

That proper tickled me!"

And me! Snigger Snigger!🤭

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By *m just me 78Man
8 weeks ago

Preston

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Finger test

Before dive in,have a feel and a sly smell of your finger,if you're happy, get in there,unless its unkempt mess, that's a warning sign for me.

Sounds horrible saying it, sorry ladies, but you could do the same on a bloke. Im very consouse about my personal hygiene, itd be horrific being called out on it.might be different in some cases for women, but a bloke has no excuse.

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By *evonrobMan
8 weeks ago

Kingsbridge

Some brilliant and hilarious advice on here. You’re probably taking a big risk being a swinger and meeting anyway, it’s just another one to consider!!

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By *estivalMan
8 weeks ago

borehamwood

100% sure fire way dont lick it

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By *teveuk77Man
8 weeks ago

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

It's Thursday now. Just checking you are still alive.

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By *atch0101Man
8 weeks ago

The wrong place

Find out and see. Hardly rocket science is it? Jeez

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By *atch0101Man
8 weeks ago

The wrong place

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It's Thursday now. Just checking you are still alive.

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By *layfullsamMan
8 weeks ago

Solihull

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It's Thursday now. Just checking you are still alive.

Alive, but with a fur ball stuck in the back of his throat after Wednesdays pussy licking

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By *abulincsCouple
8 weeks ago

pe129 area

If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

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By *izandpaulCouple
8 weeks ago

merseyside

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

So, how did your Wednesdsy meet go?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!"

Superb, lmao....

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By *1c4yMan
8 weeks ago

stourbridge

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Wear a covid mask with a small slit in the middle to pop your tongue out. Lots of antibac on it when you have finished and you will be just fine.

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By *bc master67Man
8 weeks ago

willenhall

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!"

How about smoked salmon, then?

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By *rectus HumongusMan
8 weeks ago

morecambe for the day

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Maybe as casually talking do a quick fly past do a quick scratch and sniff test 😁😁

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By *1c4yMan
8 weeks ago

stourbridge

"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

How about smoked salmon, then?"

What if she tastes like a mouthful of pennies ?

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By *njoysfunMan
8 weeks ago

telford

Gargle with detol before and after?.. possibly during too

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

How about smoked salmon, then?

What if she tastes like a mouthful of pennies ?"

That would allude to her being on or recently coming off a period !

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By *1c4yMan
8 weeks ago

stourbridge

"If she tastes like chicken keep on a licking but

If she tastes like trout get the fuck out !!!

How about smoked salmon, then?

What if she tastes like a mouthful of pennies ?

That would allude to her being on or recently coming off a period !"

I can imagine it could leave you very red in the face.

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
8 weeks ago

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Don't lick dirty ones

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By *arylRMan
8 weeks ago

Not to lick pussy

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By *lackxxxwhiteCouple
8 weeks ago

huntingdon

haha this has to be the best comment ever, I can’t breathe

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By *onnachakeaneMan
8 weeks ago

Dundrum

If it resembles a badger like mass you’d normally find on the hard shoulder of the M1 tell her you ate just before you left and you’re not hungry… she can’t force feed you

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By *ankspankMan
8 weeks ago

around here

If there is green smoke or the sound of an evil choir emanating from it, avoid.

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By *irkXXXMan
8 weeks ago

yours

Move over an let me do it instead

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By *ow-Key LokiMan
8 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Take the lead by getting your own tests done and send proof of your status to the other person. Ideally they'll get the hint and return the favour, but bear in mind that Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea are generally the only infections that will be detectable within 2 weeks. Other infections can take up to 12 weeks to show up on a test.

Any sexual activity outside of an exclusive relationship carries a risk of infection.

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By *ash0000Man
8 weeks ago

Southwest

Did he survive or does he now look like one of the villains out of Doctor Who?

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By *illwillwooMan
8 weeks ago

Leeds

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Use a dental dam

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By *rh_charlesMan
8 weeks ago

bedfordshire

Viakal .!?

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Dettol first?

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By *ackformore100Man
8 weeks ago

Tin town

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Just brush your teeth after

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By *rasshopper201Man
8 weeks ago

kendal

Safest way is dont do it what live with risk (boring)

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By *likepineappleMan
8 weeks ago

Telford

Hold your breath

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By *eyeYCouple
8 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Easily the best way is to expect a meet via fab, bluntly you'll never catch anything.. 🤔🤣

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By *ray_BTWMan
8 weeks ago

Worcester

Spread sanitiser all over her pussy....

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By *orny PTMan
8 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Spread sanitiser all over her pussy...."

or your tongue.

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

"Take the lead by getting your own tests done and send proof of your status to the other person. Ideally they'll get the hint and return the favour, but bear in mind that Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea are generally the only infections that will be detectable within 2 weeks. Other infections can take up to 12 weeks to show up on a test.

Any sexual activity outside of an exclusive relationship carries a risk of infection."

I would conclude that going to that extent will set such a clinical scene that the planned event might end up as not worth bothering with.

Spontaneity killed stone dead!

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By *orny PTMan
8 weeks ago

Peterborough

"If there is green smoke or the sound of an evil choir emanating from it, avoid. "

or sharp teeth and green oozing slime

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

"Viakal .!?"

Surely that would depend on the scale of things?

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By *pecial OPSMan
8 weeks ago

Newport

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By *pecial OPSMan
8 weeks ago

Newport

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

So, how did your Wednesdsy meet go?"

This gentleman's last status suggests some wind might have happened. Not the best... when you are going down on someone!

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By *on John17Man
8 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Legend

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By *orny PTMan
8 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Viakal .!?

Surely that would depend on the scale of things?"

I see what you did there and I raise you Cillit Bang!

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By *orestguy28Man
8 weeks ago

Glos

I had this years ago with a mate who had me on speed dial. Do a sniff test and if it smells like Billingsgate bail for a piss and then text your mate SOS. Go back in and wait for an incoming call from your oppo telling you to get into work ASAP.

Top tip make sure you have a signal in there before crossing the start line

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By *oys99Man
8 weeks ago

Grimsby

Obviously don’t lick pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

Suck cock instead

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By *ornyFukker40sMan
8 weeks ago

Fife

HibiScrub or any similar Chlorhexidine wash

Give it a good old wash… him and her…. You can also get a Chlorhexidine mouth wash… and use a tongue scraper

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Get pissed, hold breath, tongue straight in, lick lips after and down a pint in one, works for me

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By *odgerMooreMan
8 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Mr Muscle drain and pipe cleaner… a quick squirt of that… rinse well and pat dry with a paper towel … squirt of febreeze… sorted

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By *aynkay4funCouple
8 weeks ago

south/yorks north/derbys

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?

It’s probably a bloke anyway so best cancel it and stop worrying "

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

For those with sensitive skin use extra virgin olive oil blended with a dash of 10 year malt whisky....masks any bad odours, eliminates inhibitions and tastes great with pussy juice

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By *nvisible_manMan
8 weeks ago

TWICKENHAM

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Check with the shepherd who looks after her flock

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
8 weeks ago

Cheshire

Sniff test

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Sniff...then what...??

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By *omeotherguyMan
8 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Being brutally honest...you don't."

I keep seeing this thread title, and keep resisting come to say this, but this final time I couldn't.

This exactly.

Just don't 🤣

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Boring - get your tongue in as far as it can each and peg your nose, then suck on a Fisherman's Friends after, no worries...

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By *eeandsexymCouple
8 weeks ago

Between selby/york

"Sniff...then what...??"

Scratch obviously

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Yes but do yiu say "no effing way is my tongue getting near that" if it like Billinsgate down there?

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By *ady And The MonocleCouple
8 weeks ago

Halifax, Leeds, West Yorkshire

Checking outcome OP it's been a week almost lol

But some chuckles when it keeps popping up with more responses and advice 🤣🤣

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By *omeotherguyMan
8 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

"Boring - get your tongue in as far as it can each and peg your nose, then suck on a Fisherman's Friends after, no worries..."

🤣🤣🤣

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
8 weeks ago

Pembrokeshire

you can never be sure.

Listerene straight afterwards?

wouldnt do it before, it might sting.

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Risks with everything - just minimise them...i.e

If it dont smell right take flight

If it dont look right take flight

If your nose is blocked and your eyesight poor - double trouble...

Good luck

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

"If it resembles a badger like mass you’d normally find on the hard shoulder of the M1 tell her you ate just before you left and you’re not hungry… she can’t force feed you "

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By *ir SupremacyMan
8 weeks ago

Bolton

Jet wash it

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By *nlyliveonce69Man
8 weeks ago

carlisle

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

I you worried about oral probably not cut out for swingers site , I mean that in a nice way. Everything in life as a risk crossing road driving, drinking you name it, it as a risk. I think going down on a lady is one most people are happy to think of as a low risk

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Checking outcome OP it's been a week almost lol

But some chuckles when it keeps popping up with more responses and advice 🤣🤣"

Yeah we are all interested, have your lips fallen off your face yet after contracting leprosy?

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By *orkguyMan
8 weeks ago

york

Best thing I’ve read in years!!! Pissing my pants! But will be bleaching them and my cock straight away, before pouring boiling water over myself….

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By *orkguyMan
8 weeks ago

york

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By *orkguyMan
8 weeks ago

york

Hahahaha! The image of him turning up with a portable petrol powered industrial jet wash, full rubberised suit and a single red rose. Eyup love, hope you don’t mind if I give it a quick blast…… her response eeeee you romantic bastard, get stuck in, make sure you get right into me crevices…..

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

"Boring - get your tongue in as far as it can each and peg your nose, then suck on a Fisherman's Friends after, no worries...

🤣🤣🤣"

Do they do a variant called 'Fishmonger's Friend'?

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By *ew-LifeMan
8 weeks ago

Matlock

Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!

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By *ottom charlieMan
8 weeks ago

Washington

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"
dont lick it,,,

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By *ew-LifeMan
7 weeks ago

Matlock

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is? dont lick it,,,

Where is your sense of adventure

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By *ackformore100Man
7 weeks ago

Tin town

Never put anything in your mouth you don't know the provenance of.

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!"

You forgot fermented herring.

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By *unn1lingusMan
7 weeks ago

Plymouth

I reckon you can tell from a couple feet away, if it smells nasty don't do it.

If on the other hand it smells cunty from the same distance then your a lucky sod and can I have her profile details because I will definitely eat her.

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By *ew-LifeMan
7 weeks ago

Matlock

"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!

You forgot fermented herring."

Drat - yes, a shocking omission

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By *ew-LifeMan
7 weeks ago

Matlock

And tinned pilchards...

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By *nfinished_sentenc100Man
7 weeks ago

here and there

"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!"

That's me stuffed I've got no sense of smell 🤣🤣

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By *orkguyMan
7 weeks ago

york

Little bit of sick in my mouth……..

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By *ature-Gent-73Man
7 weeks ago

NN1

If it looks and smells like road kill I’d avoid it.

Honestly though if you are worried about that sort of thing you are in the wrong place..

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By *nightFallMan
7 weeks ago

Chester

If it smells like a fisherman's tackle bag then you know to pack up your rod and leave before you even consider putting your tongue on it!

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By *nightFallMan
7 weeks ago

Chester

"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!"

This had me howling for a good five minutes!

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By *oiluvfunMan
7 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

You could always offer to swap mutual sti check results beforehand 👍

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
7 weeks ago

wonderland.

"Ask for recent STI test results, simple. "
doesnt mean that someone is all clear. It just means at the time the test was done, nothing was showing.

For the op question... you can use a dental dam but nothing is guaranteed.

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By *erry 58Man
7 weeks ago

doncaster

Don’t do it

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By *anter1983Man
7 weeks ago

west yorkshire

In for a penny in for a pound and all that !!!! 👅 💦

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By (user no longer on site)
7 weeks ago

It’s always more exciting when there’s an element of risk 🤣

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Here is a basic scale of fishiness to bear in mind before going down there :

1, Cod - Mildly fishy, probably fine, munch on, enjoy

2, Haddock - A little stronger, treat with caution, midly off putting, likely harmless

3, Dover sole, Unusual whiff, not strong but strange, 50/50 for tonguing

4, Smoked kipper - Alarm bells, advise extreme caution unless pissed, prepare for a white furry tongue later

5, Mackerel- Instant red flag, best left unless you your up for a bad dose of something like the clap.

Good luck, happy swinging!

You forgot fermented herring.

Drat - yes, a shocking omission

How? Was your nose knackered by the plague of 2019?

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By *ackformore100Man
7 weeks ago

Tin town

Like ancient emperors, you could always employ a taster to ensure it's safe for consumption.

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By *ornucopiaMan
7 weeks ago

Bexley

"Like ancient emperors, you could always employ a taster to ensure it's safe for consumption. "

Best answer yet.

Cue the onrush of volunteers from amongst Fabs'

vast desperati!

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By *arge packetMan
7 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

Put a condom over your tongue 👅

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Put a condom over your tongue 👅 "

do yourself a favour, wear a lick-her saver'

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By *layfullsamMan
7 weeks ago

Solihull

Tetanus jab

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By *orny PTMan
7 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Tetanus jab"

In the tongue or labia?

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By *07PleasureDom007Man
6 weeks ago

Thornton-Cleveleys

The best advice I can give is don't lick pussy?

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By *cottish NaturistMan
6 weeks ago

N.Mearns//Lanzarote

Divers wetsuit & helmet might safeguard you.

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By *xDecadent_ColoursxxMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Best way to not catch anything is to do nothing. Lick nothing and stay away from everything.

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By *erlinhgvMan
6 weeks ago

all over in HGV

Put a condom over your head cut a little slit where your mouth is poke tongue out roll a condom over your tongue you good to go

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By *awpleasureMan
6 weeks ago

Sutton Coldfield

Just get your head down there and stop being a fanny.

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By *ete vfrMan
6 weeks ago

Morley Leeds

I have given oral to lots of women and never caught a thing. Safe sex tie a plank across your ass, then you won't fall in.

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By *orthEastCouple69Couple
6 weeks ago

Darlington

TCP first, then go in

S&F

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By *heekymattMan
6 weeks ago

Walsall

Check out the safe sex scene in Naked Gun.... 💯% safe sex!

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By *iguy4sxMan
5 weeks ago

Devizes

Just lick and enjoy

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By *ub_BDSM_GirlWoman
5 weeks ago

Wirral

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Get creative, bring along a sherbet dipper and dab that sugary goodness directly into your mouth, hopefully you don't have diabetes, but you might get some sympathy if your wife finds out, plus you always have the dipper!

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By *ean154Man
3 weeks ago

City.

"You have to accept a certain element of risk doing this.....otherwise just have a wank, but wash your hands first. "

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By *ilverfox for youMan
3 weeks ago

Hull

Just ask her ! Tell her you have never had any and don’t want to get any ! See what she says . I’m sure she will appreciate you asking . If she’s genuine she probably feels the same

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By *r Constantly ArousedMan
3 weeks ago

wellingborough

Haha, 100% mate!

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By *oiluvfunMan
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Advice please

I have an oral meet on Wednesday, so need some advice.

I'm clean....how do I know she is?"

Litmus (the temptation to put lickpus is strong) papers…….? 😋

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By *uffdiver400Man
3 weeks ago

Cumnock

The safest way is to stick your tongue in a ice lolly wrapper

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