FabSwingers.com forum: CRABS?

By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman
45 weeks ago

morecambe

DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?

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By *melie LALWoman
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?"

Why, do you want some?

I used to get crab sticks in the pub years ago

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By *lder A Wiser Passion OP Woman
45 weeks ago

morecambe

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?

Why, do you want some?

I used to get crab sticks in the pub years ago

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not crab sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

I get them from my fishmongers, lovely cooked in butter!

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
45 weeks ago

Bristol.

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?"

Yes, and from others who have them...

Scabies also still about..

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By *melie LALWoman
45 weeks ago

Peterborough

NHS states public lice is from close contact or sex, and can be found on any body hair apart from the head.

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
45 weeks ago

Heathrow

I’ve had lobster recently. Does that count?

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
45 weeks ago

Bristol.

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?

Yes, and from others who have them...

Scabies also still about.."

Ps I hear there are lots in Morecombe Bay lol

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By *londebiguyMan
45 weeks ago

Southport

I used to love a dressed one from F&M when I lived in that London and fancied a very posh lunch snack.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
45 weeks ago

Central

Pubic lice can be passed between people during sexual or physical contact and may be attached to most human bodily hair, yet not typically on your scalp. You may get them from sharing towels, beds etc.

Despite old warnings of extinction, they are around

Scabies are around too and some places have reported a shortage of treatment

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By *orny PTMan
44 weeks ago

Peterborough

Condoms never have, never do and never will protect you from crabs.

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By *an1978Woman
44 weeks ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

The thought goes through me

I haven't heard of anyone having them amongst my friends group, but not the kind of thing you shout about.

They're still out there I'm sure.

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By *oAnCouple
44 weeks ago

Streatham

Apparently there is an outbreak of scabies in the UK https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/01/doctors-warn-nightmare-scabies-outbreak-across-uk-20049774/

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By *tlanshiaWoman
44 weeks ago

Chatham

The Tesco's ones are pretty decent, and value for money.

Plus club card points

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

They do seem like kind of a retro STD don’t they? I’ve never had them nor do I know anyone who has, although that’s not to say they aren’t still around. Caution always I guess.

If I’ve misunderstood the question - partial to a fried soft-shell. Lots of chilli. Mmmm.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
44 weeks ago

Newcastle

I still shudder

Caught them in in my youth, didn't know what was causing the unbearable itch until I scratched a piece of "skin" off and noticed it had legs!

Too embarrassed to go to the doctors and in the end eliminated them with fly spray, probaby not recommended

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By *eterandJaneadventuresCouple
44 weeks ago

Sutton

So, if more of us opt for the smooth look below , that must be a good bit of ‘pubic’ safely advice .

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"So, if more of us opt for the smooth look below , that must be a good bit of ‘pubic’ safely advice . "

Common misconception

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By *rallvalCouple
44 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?"

Kinky nits?

Still around but shaving is a perfect defence. No hair. No kinky nits.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"Common misconception

Except it's not, because sexual health clinics and charities, and academics have all attributed the drastic decline in cases to exactly that: it becoming more popular and expected of people to trim, wax or shave completely downstairs.

Just Google it and you'll see a ton of research papers on JSTOR and SAGE attributing the decline in cases to end increased popularity of pubic grooming.

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

to an* increased

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By *ontroselad69Man
44 weeks ago

Montrose

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By *ldbutrandyMan
44 weeks ago

West Midlands

"I still shudder

Caught them in in my youth, didn't know what was causing the unbearable itch until I scratched a piece of "skin" off and noticed it had legs!

Too embarrassed to go to the doctors and in the end eliminated them with fly spray, probaby not recommended

The image of you spraying a whole can of fly spray on your nether regions tickled me

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By *uascaireMan
44 weeks ago

Dundalk

Waxed ??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"Apparently there is an outbreak of scabies in the UK https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/01/doctors-warn-nightmare-scabies-outbreak-across-uk-20049774/"

And a reported shortage of treatment

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"Waxed ??"

They can climb on between treatments

There were reports that Brazilian treatments etc popularity could be nearing them to extinction but it's not happening

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By *ucka39Man
44 weeks ago

Newcastle

Poor hygiene and sexually transmitted

You can shave all to your hearts content but they dig into your skin and end up living there until feeding time

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By *uascaireMan
44 weeks ago

Dundalk

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By *onathan14Man
44 weeks ago

Liverpool

Laughing at this.

Well done!

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By *orny PTMan
44 weeks ago

Peterborough

Some idiot on Tik tok will probably suggest using hot glue to rip out those macro squatters

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By *ucka39Man
44 weeks ago

Newcastle

Hence no knicker sniffing

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"Poor hygiene and sexually transmitted

You can shave all to your hearts content but they dig into your skin and end up living there until feeding time

Living in eyebrows

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By *unner6969Man
44 weeks ago

Bucks/London/Oxford

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?"

I caught crabs in Portsmouth harbour but not the ones you’re thinking of!

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By *ucka39Man
44 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Poor hygiene and sexually transmitted

You can shave all to your hearts content but they dig into your skin and end up living there until feeding time

Living in eyebrows

That's a different breed and not as big plus they come out while you are sleeping

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

I imagine they're banned now but you could buy a packet of them, to share with a friend, perhaps adding them to their bed, so that they don't have to sleep alone

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By *ucka39Man
44 weeks ago

Newcastle

"I imagine they're banned now but you could buy a packet of them, to share with a friend, perhaps adding them to their bed, so that they don't have to sleep alone

I'm sure the pet store would have a variety of bugs to feed

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By *uddy laneMan
44 weeks ago

dudley

Pthirus pubis, the best known cure is to rub sugar around the infected area twice a day, it sticks their legs together with the added benefit of rotting their teeth.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
44 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Is the "purple dye" an urban myth then?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

I didn’t know crabs had dicks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
44 weeks ago

Central

"I imagine they're banned now but you could buy a packet of them, to share with a friend, perhaps adding them to their bed, so that they don't have to sleep alone

I'm sure the pet store would have a variety of bugs to feed

Many of them could be preferable to crabs, maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
44 weeks ago

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?"

Have you got them OP? NHS is the answer not fab

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By *ulfilthmentMan
43 weeks ago

Just around the corner

" Is the "purple dye" an urban myth then?

I thought that was for ringworm. A different variety of unwelcome micro-critter.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Central

"DO folks still get them and if so how do you get them?

Have you got them OP? NHS is the answer not fab "

Or a trip to the chemist, assuming that they have lotions

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By *HE ONLY PLAN IS NO PLANMan
40 weeks ago

Westmidlands

Oh yes the fish man that used to come around the Boozers carrying a big basket of fish products, People used to shout at him ,Got any crabs on yer Cock .

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By *ymac580Man
39 weeks ago

Derby

Treatment for crabs based on insecticides like permethrin

Scabies

Permethrin or similar or benzyl benzoate

Excuse spelling

Fortunately crabs have shown little insecticide resistance unlike head lice

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By *hesblokeMan
37 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

Cromer is good in the summer.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
37 weeks ago

Hull

Hope all these answers helps you get some perspective !!

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