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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Is on BBC now

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh no. Does that mean Pointless won't be ?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

In all his glory

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"Oh no. Does that mean Pointless won't be ?"
well if he's on it is pointless

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pointless moved to BBC 2 hurrah

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Everyone returning to UK must quarantine. Did no one in government come up with that idea last March or in the subsequent nine months ?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Oh no. Does that mean Pointless won't be ?well if he's on it is pointless "

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pointless moved to BBC 2 hurrah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5."

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now.."

Yep

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I didn't know he liked BBC.

Does his wife know

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel"
that's, unfair on the block of cheese,

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now.."

dither and delay ring any bells for you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel"

Tea just came out of my nose

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel

Tea just came out of my nose "

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge


"His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel"

Not really. At least the block of cheese tries to understand time travel. He just sits there trying to remember the Greek for cheese, and whether Horace did any epigrams about it he can shoehorn into whatever he's going to say so the plebs will think he's clever.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now.."

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last "

Yeah just heard that's a good thing. ..wish it had been a while back but still good

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last

Yeah just heard that's a good thing. ..wish it had been a while back but still good "

It's about time, but definitely a good decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last

Yeah just heard that's a good thing. ..wish it had been a while back but still good

It's about time, but definitely a good decision "

Thailand and the Canary's can wait a little while eh

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last

Yeah just heard that's a good thing. ..wish it had been a while back but still good

It's about time, but definitely a good decision

Thailand and the Canary's can wait a little while eh "

Yes, I think so, they will still be there

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By *ensual massagerMan
over a year ago

Bolton

At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on fab Ive seen some cunts, but boris is the biggest one I’ve come across!

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP.. "

I thought people would watch and comment on his broadcast, gone off topic as usual

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP.. "

Where did I knock Boris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a twat

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5."

Watching, as I do a stream of executive jets coming over my house into Biggin Hill, I always wonder whether the aircrew have to quarantine? I've never imagined that VIP passengers would. They are far too busy people to be away from the business world, but what about the pilots etc?

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

boris the belated

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By *exleyboyMan
over a year ago

Erith

Bojos new name Zulu Johnson he is always behind the time and the world. Zulu time is an hour behind

Greenwich Mean Time!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

Where did I knock Boris?"

You didn't but this thread has definitely turned into one

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By *exleyboyMan
over a year ago

Erith


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Watching, as I do a stream of executive jets coming over my house into Biggin Hill, I always wonder whether the aircrew have to quarantine? I've never imagined that VIP passengers would. They are far too busy people to be away from the business world, but what about the pilots etc?

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Pilots, cabin crew, Merchant Seaman and a few others are not subject to quarantine. Also as are the likes of Bojo and his circus called the cabinet has they hold Diplomatic passports.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Watching, as I do a stream of executive jets coming over my house into Biggin Hill, I always wonder whether the aircrew have to quarantine?

"

No they don't have to. Nor do long distance lorry drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

Where did I knock Boris?"

You didn't Sami...but I'll forgive you for that

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Bojos new name Zulu Johnson he is always behind the time and the world. Zulu time is an hour behind

Greenwich Mean Time!!."

Good shot if only you were correct!

Zulu is indeed an hour after British Summer Time but is in fact the same as GMT all year round.

I know this because all my computers live on it permanently and I can't for the life of me understand why anyone who communicates world-wide doesn't do the same. It makes sense (unlike Boris).

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By *ust some cock suckerMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5."

At least we can sit back knowing our esteemed leader is the first in the world to realise we must halt all unfettered air travel into our country without safeguarding in place, otherwise not doing so may assist in experiencing 80,000 covid deaths.

We must all raise a toast to Boris for being such a blue sky thinker

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now.."

Hancock announced the new variant on the 16th dec, france closed the border on the 21st, so yes it was in hours 120 to be accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel"

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By *ensual massagerMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

Where did I knock Boris?"

Did I mention all or everyone?

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By *amesoflondonMan
over a year ago

London


"I didn't know he liked BBC.

Does his wife know "

Mod and OP. Please may I submit this gem for post of 2021? Absolutely fabulous: Worcester, Sauce, x

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

Where did I knock Boris?

You didn't but this thread has definitely turned into one"

And that's my fault? He was doing a broadcast which some are interested to hear, including me...

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

Where did I knock Boris?

You didn't Sami...but I'll forgive you for that "

Thank you

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"At last. A knock Boris thread that is actually titled Boris as opposed to all the other one's that knock Boris under different titles.

Well done OP..

Where did I knock Boris?

Did I mention all or everyone?"

What?

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The whole conference was a waste of time, lots of bumbling as usual, not much content that we didn’t know already apart from something that should have happened around a year ago presented to us like it’s a work of genius.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"His expression at pmq is like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel

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I snorted coffee out of my nose at the comment above. Mr KC thought I'd lost the plot

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The whole conference was a waste of time, lots of bumbling as usual, not much content that we didn’t know already apart from something that should have happened around a year ago presented to us like it’s a work of genius."

I agree, just stuff we already knew. I always watch it though, in case anything changes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last "

Not until Monday morning.. Gives the virus an opportunity to get here

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last

Not until Monday morning.. Gives the virus an opportunity to get here "

Yes that bit I don't understand..

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well it’s had 12 months or more, what difference does a couple of days make?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris loves bbc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Travel corridors were just for 'no quarantine on arrival'. People can still travel.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Travel corridors were just for 'no quarantine on arrival'. People can still travel. "

For business or education. Not for holidays

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By *amiss OP   Couple
over a year ago

chelmsford

We can't travel abroad, from the UK for holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all right Boris or fat ass Pritel will sort this out hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Closing all travel corridors from 4am on Monday...must have proof of a negative Covid test, taken 72 hours before leaving overseas country,fill in passenger locator form,quarantine for 10 days or take another test on day 5.

Hmmm France shut the borders with us after the announcement of our variant within hours...how long have we know of the Brazilian one now..

Who knows but all worldwide corridors closed at last

Not until Monday morning.. Gives the virus an opportunity to get here "

We all know Covid doesn’t work weekend so it’s perfectly safe x

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