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"We'll be the quiet bikers sitting in the corner keeping out of trouble ![]() I was just going to say yeah right! They will be in the centre of all things naughty that happen at a "social" mischief makers ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Blimey that escalated quickly! Hang on everyone... I went off to get some tips on flirty dancing techniques in preparation for this, but now I realise that's pointless. This is about bumping n grinding ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We'll be the quiet bikers sitting in the corner keeping out of trouble ![]() ![]() You must have us mixed up with the naughty people ![]() | |||
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"We'll be the quiet bikers sitting in the corner keeping out of trouble ![]() ![]() ![]() And here was me enjoying the photo evidence of your naughtyness on your profile ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We'll be the quiet bikers sitting in the corner keeping out of trouble ![]() ![]() ![]() I really don't condone naming and shaming because no need for it, but people in here have a right to know. Don't think I have forgotten about the *drops mic antics* and you're still the proud owners of the most famous bra on Fab. Ring leaders of the naughty people ![]() ![]() | |||
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"We'll be the quiet bikers sitting in the corner keeping out of trouble ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh yea photographic evidence. Guilty as charged ![]() | |||
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"We'll be the quiet bikers sitting in the corner keeping out of trouble ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hey Adam you are going to get us a good name, we have a reputation to keep up Man ![]() | |||
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"Can we have garlic bread please??? Xxx" Yes of course! I'll eat it from your breasts xx | |||
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"Managed to kick my sitters in the nards, we can definitely make it now. Hooray! Bout time we let loose man x ![]() Yippee so excited x | |||
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"Can we have garlic bread please??? Xxx Yes of course! I'll eat it from your breasts xx" We can use them as plates!!! ![]() | |||
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"Checking in!! Well not to any hotel because not booked any. I mean into this thread. It's my first major event in a long time so can't wait to socialise. Nice to see many first timers or newbie'ish fabbers that have not been to many events. Let's just say if the butterflies are having a party in your stomach it's gonna be a fun night. Nerves for the first minute are a good thing, but after the initial ice breaker... be yourself and enjoy making new friends ![]() You Will be fine ![]() | |||
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"Well the mr has finally capitulated & we’re now staying in the Harrogate hill hotel too ![]() Haha it is where the party is at ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() That’s normally us lol Be our second social xx | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() Well we promise not to fight over which corner we'll be hiding in haha | |||
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"A little late but can you put our names down if there's room please? Xx" Of course xx | |||
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"Well the mr has finally capitulated & we’re now staying in the Harrogate hill hotel too ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well the mr has finally capitulated & we’re now staying in the Harrogate hill hotel too ![]() ![]() Oh I’m sure there’ll be plenty of “partying” going on ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well the mr has finally capitulated & we’re now staying in the Harrogate hill hotel too ![]() ![]() ![]() Great stuff! Lxx | |||
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"As this is my first Darlington social think I will find a very quite spot in the corner and see if I can hide till I run back to hotel room going commando " I hope there is plenty of corners because it seems that's where everyone is going to be lol | |||
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"Well the mr has finally capitulated & we’re now staying in the Harrogate hill hotel too ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe we'll knock on the right door this time lol xx ![]() | |||
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"As this is my first Darlington social think I will find a very quite spot in the corner and see if I can hide till I run back to hotel room going commando I hope there is plenty of corners because it seems that's where everyone is going to be lol " Haha I am enjoying all the posts in here! It seems we are all going to huddle together in the corner for warmth ![]() | |||
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"Shame the venue is round , think it might be easy to find people lol" Haha yeah no hiding spots | |||
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"Bugger it let’s all meet in the middle and hope no one spots us there lol" I'll be circling the room on the hunt for every one hiding lol | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() What...ev...er Jane! The shy ones are usually the life of the party ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well I never... all the secrets are coming out now! Not been to ClubF, but I am getting a pretty good idea on what goes on there... ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/02/19 20:08:26] If you got something to say just say it... don't be shy. These threads cost money you know! Every post counts... ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh it was my fat thumbs dear... didn't mean to delete it | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/02/19 20:08:26] If you got something to say just say it... don't be shy. These threads cost money you know! Every post counts... ![]() ![]() ![]() Just zoomed in to your pics and didn't see fat thumbs! But I found a Scorpion tattoo... What is that about ![]() | |||
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"Is anyone in the Premier Inn or are we in the wrong hotel? Lol.xx" Quite a few people are staying at the premier inn going by previous posts. | |||
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"Is anyone in the Premier Inn or are we in the wrong hotel? Lol.xx Quite a few people are staying at the premier inn going by previous posts. " Thought we were gonna be all alone lol.xx | |||
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"Is anyone in the Premier Inn or are we in the wrong hotel? Lol.xx Quite a few people are staying at the premier inn going by previous posts. Thought we were gonna be all alone lol.xx" Nah. I'm sure you'll have lots of company if that's your plan ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No-one puts baby in the corner.....or should that be janey ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/02/19 20:08:26] If you got something to say just say it... don't be shy. These threads cost money you know! Every post counts... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I dont think any pics show my thumbs..... odd thing to search for really and you should know by now I don't discuss such things... naughty corner for you! I think ergonomically we are gonna struggle to have enough corners ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is this the same as the kitchen and the toilets? ![]() | |||
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"Can't wait Been a while since we've attended a social event.... We'll be the shy and quiet ones hiding in the corner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if you want it to be my dear ![]() | |||
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"Can i just say .. i am absolutely shit with names getting real names and fab names mixed up!!! Am not being a twat but you will have to introduce yourself by showing your willy or tities as av probs perved on them pics ![]() Hahaha I like your style Mrs ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can i just say .. i am absolutely shit with names getting real names and fab names mixed up!!! Am not being a twat but you will have to introduce yourself by showing your willy or tities as av probs perved on them pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Works every time ![]() | |||
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"Can i just say .. i am absolutely shit with names getting real names and fab names mixed up!!! Am not being a twat but you will have to introduce yourself by showing your willy or tities as av probs perved on them pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Might have to adopt this strategy ![]() | |||
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"Can i just say .. i am absolutely shit with names getting real names and fab names mixed up!!! Am not being a twat but you will have to introduce yourself by showing your willy or tities as av probs perved on them pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Genius!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/02/19 20:08:26] If you got something to say just say it... don't be shy. These threads cost money you know! Every post counts... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha ha all the corners are already taken so may have to go on the naughty step or stage if there is one! I was just beginning to think you was a fellow Scorp because that would explain everything ![]() | |||
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"Can i just say .. i am absolutely shit with names getting real names and fab names mixed up!!! Am not being a twat but you will have to introduce yourself by showing your willy or tities as av probs perved on them pics ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You're all talking about corners and naughty steps but last time we had a social in the town the toilet was where all the real action was going down. Quite literally ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Flippin heck getting down and dirty in the toilets ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You're all talking about corners and naughty steps but last time we had a social in the town the toilet was where all the real action was going down. Quite literally ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was led astray by other parties ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"First outfit picked !!! (Subject to change obviously ) " Bet it's amazing | |||
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"First outfit picked !!! (Subject to change obviously ) Bet it's amazing " Smooth talking bugger ... | |||
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"First outfit picked !!! (Subject to change obviously ) Bet it's amazing Smooth talking bugger ..." I know right ![]() | |||
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"Any room for little me on this list please?! ![]() Darlo will always squeeze you in lol cant bloody wait now you and kinky are staying in the same hotel as us all by the sounds of it x | |||
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"Any room for little me on this list please?! ![]() Who am I squeezing where? Is it starting? What time does EBay sex start?? | |||
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"Any room for little me on this list please?! ![]() Btw I've no idea what eBay sex is. ...... Bloody phone | |||
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"Kinda of a habit for me and _iniminx81 to make some sort of an entrance ![]() ![]() ![]() So you're all in kinky cahoots... gate crashing and having your own after party at a secret hotel. How cheeky is that! ![]() | |||
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"Kinda of a habit for me and _iniminx81 to make some sort of an entrance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You'll end up making a beeline for the hotel and blag your way into someone's room ya perv | |||
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"We can do our usual Saturday Cinderella bit, if there's room for a couple little ones? " Cinderella shall go to the ball | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands " ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kinda of a habit for me and _iniminx81 to make some sort of an entrance ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am shy in person so can't blag my way into anything. I will be making the cold trek up to just chill and socialise ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands " Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() Hahahha I'll crack the jokes.. I mean i am funny looking bugger I'll take 2 hands raised there x | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Any room for little me on this list please?! ![]() Hahaha! Creased!! EBay sex?? That's new... sounds interesting!! ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() Ah well god loves a trier ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() Omg stop it... I got the giggles!! Let's not even start with the EBay sex thing ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() Is that like some kinky lingo, are we bidding on things? Or buy it now ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think that is where Darlo got the bang bus from for all you good uns... I mean transport to the social ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Who is up.for auction? What we bidding on? | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wouldlike to know too ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd say knickers but no one is wearing any ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha true | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hope it's not too breezy on the night. Some people might not want to see a full moon. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha yeah if can't auction off knickers than what can be auctioned off!? We all need a brainstorming session to come up with some exciting ideas ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hornytoonlad likes half moons | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I did suggest to a friend we could auction him off.... ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I didn’t see iggle piggle on the list ![]() | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol " Plenty grass trimmers | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol " wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Onto a tinky winky? Or a footlong? | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol" Is that with pickles or salami and toasted | |||
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"Think you’re gonna need a bigger bus I may well do! All the pervs raise their hands Me & G are all for the bus thing. I'd raise my hand but I'm no perv, I'm a good un.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That all depends who gets the best ride on the Ninky nonk size isn’t everything ![]() | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() I was already putting you on the bus... and I know you won't be behaving....xxx | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol Is that with pickles or salami and toasted " With pepperoni and pineapple | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol Is that with pickles or salami and toasted With pepperoni and pineapple" Is that extra toppings for the garlic bread ![]() | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() True but I can at least pretend that a nipple might not slip into an open hole...... ![]() | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() ![]() Ha well depends which hole it slips into.. told you my preferred one | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol Is that with pickles or salami and toasted With pepperoni and pineapple Is that extra toppings for the garlic bread ![]() Hmmm cheese on garlic bread | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() ![]() You know my nipples are pretty obedient and go where they are told to ![]() | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol Is that with pickles or salami and toasted With pepperoni and pineapple Is that extra toppings for the garlic bread ![]() Mmmmmmm I’m getting some to take back to the room...... | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol Is that with pickles or salami and toasted With pepperoni and pineapple Is that extra toppings for the garlic bread ![]() Food orgy or orgy then food? | |||
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"Who’s garden needs mowing lol wheres the ninki noos at and has any one seen tinkly winkies winky wonk ?? Lol Is that with pickles or salami and toasted With pepperoni and pineapple Is that extra toppings for the garlic bread ![]() Either way sounds good to me.... my boobs make good pizza plates xxx | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() #NaughtyKidsAtTheBack | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() #truestory ![]() | |||
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"Excited booked my hotel ![]() ![]() Excellent will be ace to see you | |||
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"Also me and madussa will be on the bus from the hotel please xxx ![]() Looks like you'll be strapped to the back seat ![]() | |||
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"Well as this will be my first social ever I don't know whether to head for the corners or the middle now, seems like it will all be crowded lol " Go mosh pit style | |||
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"Well as this will be my first social ever I don't know whether to head for the corners or the middle now, seems like it will all be crowded lol Go mosh pit style " Mosh pit orgy sounds like fun ![]() | |||
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"It's been busy in here! Mosh pit and food orgy... loving the #'s ![]() ![]() Aaah but what if we had cranberries on our clits. I could auction you off to see how quickly you devoured them ![]() | |||
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"It's been busy in here! Mosh pit and food orgy... loving the #'s ![]() ![]() ![]() Fuck me!! I mean oh my lordy lord!! The temptation!! Was not expecting cranberries and clits in the same sentence!! Who snitched on me about my weakness ffs!! I do have a food fetish and love all delicious edible... *ahem* ![]() | |||
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"Hi Darlo it is a bit of last min.com but we would like to cone to the social xx" Hello lovelies... yeah can add you xx | |||
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"It's been busy in here! Mosh pit and food orgy... loving the #'s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can see you and justher with oodles of pineapple haha ![]() | |||
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"It's been busy in here! Mosh pit and food orgy... loving the #'s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I luuuuuuurve pineapple! Looking forward to meeting everyone and eating the munchies ![]() | |||
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"It's been busy in here! Mosh pit and food orgy... loving the #'s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pineapple makes jizz taste soooooo much better Now off to thread 4 for more #'s, silliness and mini bus banter | |||
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