FabSwingers.com: Smurf2000 (50) & Newgirl76 (49) , Couple in South Shields, North East, UK

Thanks for looking - please read

Update (12.12.23) - If you arrange to meet and ghost us … blocked, as wee message take minutes!! Bear back play is a block too…. it’s not for us!!!! There are far too many blank profiles and some that have been on for months!! Sorry guys but we will not chat with you without a face picture (no filters).

Firstly - We are a down to earth couple, that like having fun, though seasoned, we take nae pish … This ain’t blind date guys …. so if you can’t or won’t send a face pic in your first message, sorry but we won’t be replying.

UP TO DATE FACE PICTURE - If we like what we see, then we will return the gesture or simply reply “ sorry not what we are looking for “ .

We don’t

***meet separately EVER (please stop asking) ****** Accept friend request with no contact (manners cost nothing, yet mean everything) *** and it’s not blind date … if you have a blank profile, unless you send a face pic ... If you message us without a clear face picture you’ll get no reply!!!

Note to the time wasters or Pic collectors & the famed single male pretending to be a couple .... get a life & jog on!!!!

Now that’s out the way ......

We would like to think we are a good looking friendly couple who are extremely happy together in all aspects of our life, and are looking to bring a new dimension to our sex life.

We'd love to meet with nice, genuine couples or single females and if initial attraction is there, we'd like to take things further and same room fun (full or soft swap) with the right people ;-) same room swap is what we really wanting, as we want to see each other enjoy ourselves with others.

A brief description of us would be:

(L): 5ft 6, short brown/highlighted hair, green eyes, pretty face, sexy and curvacious size 14, 36DD and nice and smooth!

(A): 5ft 7, short brown/grey hair, blue eyes, average build and average size down there and neatly trimmed! Note … (facial hair optional) yes the face hair can be removed for those that aren’t a fan, just ask, though Lea does prefer it lol.

We are a couple with responsible jobs, so we must be very discrete in all of this. For that reason we won’t put face pics on our public profile but we will however, attach them to any messages we send to anyone that has provided us with theirs.

One more thing - We both work full time, so please don't waste our time, we wouldn't dream of wasting yours!! We are all here for adult fun ... also we aren’t for everyone... so saying no ain’t going to offend.

Give us a wink or send us a message if you fancy a chat. We are never offended if we aren’t your cup of tea and there is no harm in making friends with similar interests.

Oh … Any profiles or messages hinting at drug use will be blocked instantly; Snow, powder, gear, 420, 520 or even 620. Not our thing, we don't do it and we don't entertain those who do.

Be safe and happy playing!! Thank you for looking and have fun!!

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