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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today

Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc

I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger

Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer

some shop wanted someone to fluff their pillows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fluffer

some shop wanted someone to fluff their pillows

I can imagine Harrods doing something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a beater once.

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By *imits2pushMan
over a year ago

lichfield

I have a friend that does this, it’s always a funny point chatting to girls and leading them to ask what he does lol

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today

Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc

I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger

Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?

It’s an important job, you also get to do non destructive or destructive and authenticated or non authenticated (blind) , usually done after a good vulnerability assessment , so you first find all the holes and then proceed to exploit them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby worked with a brilliant job role...not funny but the lady in question was senior buyer;submarines. She had a budget of billions a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today

Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc

I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger

Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?

Those holes ....once found...should be fully exploited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you find a hole, shouldn't you be plugging it????

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Used to know a company called PCE (Pre Cast Erections) used to regularly advertise in local papers for, Experienced Erection Specialists, please apply in writing....it was back in the day before computers and emails .....I bet the post postman spent hours putting letters in that companies box lol .... no pun.....

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today

Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc

I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger

Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?

Those holes ....once found...should be fully exploited

Agreed but not always possible. A destructive test can leave permanent damage, so sometimes you are ordered to non destruct, exploit all the holes, get fully in and have a really good mess around inside to prove to them you’re in , but don’t cause permanent damage or leave anything inside of yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 ton driver.

I mean, I know I'm a little on the large side, but that's taking the piss.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Saw a job at a local fudge factory for a packer, imagine that on a future cv, "I use to be a fudge packer" . Xx

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I used to have to pay for a big pecker and the man operating it in my old job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"7 ton driver.

I mean, I know I'm a little on the large side, but that's taking the piss."

That's mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw a job at a local fudge factory for a packer, imagine that on a future cv, "I use to be a fudge packer" . Xx "

Might get you an interview?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to have to pay for a big pecker and the man operating it in my old job."

Can you just run that by me again?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.

He rented it out!

He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!

Professionally, of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.

He rented it out!

He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!

Professionally, of course!"

What did he peck?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.

He rented it out!

He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!

Professionally, of course!

What did he peck?"

Here's a video

https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo

(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.

He rented it out!

He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!

Professionally, of course!

What did he peck?

Here's a video

https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo

(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)"

That is a big pecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in the computing sector I am no stranger to working with penetration testers (it's an area I am considering moving into myself), but once on a call with a security company they introduced one of their guys who was called "Randy" and several of us had to mute our microphones for a short while.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.

He rented it out!

He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!

Professionally, of course!

What did he peck?

Here's a video

https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo

(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)

That is a big pecker

It's a very big pecker. That's why he was popular!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to have to pay a man to use his big pecker.

He rented it out!

He was very popular, he worked for us most weeks!

Professionally, of course!

What did he peck?

Here's a video

https://youtu.be/mENOPKqh2uo

(It's ok it's fine to watch at work)

That is a big pecker

It's a very big pecker. That's why he was popular!

I can imagine that lots of girls ....and boys were keen to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly....that was the job title I saw advertised today

Apparently they test network security and try to 'penetrate' firewalls etc

I know it's school boy humour but it did make me snigger

Anyone else seen some funny job titles advertised ....or have one?

"
yes knee trembler required urgently I've applied several times

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

"I used to have to pay for a big pecker and the man operating it in my old job."

Wow

Please send me an application form ill pay you for that job ??

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Bury

"Hubby worked with a brilliant job role...not funny but the lady in question was senior buyer;submarines. She had a budget of billions a year"

She probably never met a buffer though...well below her pay grade.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did the buffer work with the fluffer?

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Bury

"Did the buffer work with the fluffer?

No but he was the bo'sun's mate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did the buffer work with the fluffer?

No but he was the bo'sun's mate!"

I used to be a bo'suns mate but I didn't have either of those (officially)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a job at a local fudge factory for a packer, imagine that on a future cv, "I use to be a fudge packer" . Xx "

I’m not a fudge packer, I’m a fudge packer’s mate.

I’m only packing fudge, cos’ the fudge packer’s late.

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By *ownhamguyMan
over a year ago

Battle

I went for a job as a fanny waxers assistant. I ask the guy how do I apply as this seems my kind of job. He said you have to go to Cornwall. I said is that where it's based? He said no, that's where the back of the queue is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a job advertised by a wholesale grocer for a Banana Ripening Manager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a friend who worked in a factory packing fudge... He never lived it down

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I deal with erections every day working for a construction company.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once saw a job advertised by a wholesale grocer for a Banana Ripening Manager."

They pump a gas in to ripen them. I guess someone has to be in charge of that.

Fabulous name by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got one for a network anal-yst today...now if I could do the penetration testing at the same time then that would be the job for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a steel erector. It's not the only thing I erect though

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm a steel erector. It's not the only thing I erect though

I bet it isn’t!

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