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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...if you're fat. Who's with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin hat and popcorn ready.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

So what kind of tits do I have? Invisible ones?

So if youre a thin man you have no cock then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

Oh Fuck dude .

Next time you post read it back to yourself

If it makes you sound like twat don't post it.

PS my moobs count so in your face

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The quality of posting and poster has hit an all time low this week for some reason

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"
big cocks dont count if your ugly...lol...anymore gems ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just waiting for the first one to bite...someone is not going to resist and open up both barrels

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

my breasts cant count...never been a problem as their math skills are not their greatest asset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... this one actually made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

Never seen a tit count! Here take these pennies and impress me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i know what he means tho to be fair,hes just opened mouth before engaging brain and used a very inappropriate terminology ...... but very large women with very large breasts really dont (in my opinion)look as good as a nice big pair on a smaller woman ..... but as we know on this site everyone likes something different and long may it reign .....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I'm just waiting for the first one to bite...someone is not going to resist and open up both barrels "

Oops was only a ickle bite with half a barrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

but its on,ly fat birds who have big tits isnt it? well fat birds and women whos gone under the kinfe...do they count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was married to a tit does he count?

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"The quality of posting and poster has hit an all time low this week for some reason "

agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was married to a tit does he count? "

was he big if so then dont count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

don't count on it.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

much like opinions dont count if your an idiot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?

but its on,ly fat birds who have big tits isnt it? well fat birds and women whos gone under the kinfe...do they count? "

No its not only fat birds who have big tits or those that have gone under the knife....im a 38c so hardly flat chested am i!!!, i know someone else who is a 42 bust and a 50 odd bust and WE ARE ALL NATURAL AND NOT FAT!! Its all about genetics not surgery...beside you can tell by a womans cleavage and general shape if she is 'natural' or not!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha... Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count? mine can do algebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?

much like opinions dont count if your an idiot?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits are tits, big or small, skinny or fat, they are all worthy of adoration from the male of the species

praise the milk beasts, dont knock them, they are the focus of sooooooo much of my attention at this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think u will find they do count as just an idea but if they got breast cancer they still have it in there breast so yes i would say they still have breast so they still count. but clearly u r a man so to me just a thought u used the thing between your legs to think for u before u actual engaged the brain in your head if u have to post such rubbish please do us all a favour but mostly yourself if u want to meet on this site and engaged both brains before posting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha i did laugh out loud.. gotta love threads like this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tits is tits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this has actually brightened my day right up think i'll be chuckling intimitently all day long

aw yes ya gots to loves these ere forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?big cocks dont count if your ugly...lol...anymore gems ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 packs dont count if your slim... its only cos you've no fat to cover it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the op is saying in his point of view larger ladies will have large breasts anyway so they can't be counted as large breasts in relation to their size but he is completely wrong as a larger lady may be an A cup all the way up to an L cup the same as any other lady no matter her size.

There for I conclude the op is completely ignorant and needs to give himself a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the op is saying in his point of view larger ladies will have large breasts anyway so they can't be counted as large breasts in relation to their size but he is completely wrong as a larger lady may be an A cup all the way up to an L cup the same as any other lady no matter her size.

There for I conclude the op is completely ignorant and needs to give himself a slap "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh come on everyone, it's a discussion. There's no point making a perfectly formed statement for everyone to agree with and I don't suppose I could even if I wanted to. It's for the craic....mind don't get me started on cracks!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Count? mine can do algebra "

So has anyone got a formula for calculating tit to fat proportion then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a crap way of putting it but if someone has huge tits and also has a huge gut they are big all round. Some guys are bit tits and and dont care about the rest others like proportion. I really dont see the point of this thread though.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Its a crap way of putting it but if someone has huge tits and also has a huge gut they are big all round. Some guys are bit tits and and dont care about the rest others like proportion. I really dont see the point of this thread though. "

is there a point to trolling other than to get a reaction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a crap way of putting it but if someone has huge tits and also has a huge gut they are big all round. Some guys are bit tits and and dont care about the rest others like proportion. I really dont see the point of this thread though.

is there a point to trolling other than to get a reaction? "

I dont see it as trolling he is just asking who has the same opinion as him but it wont prove any point so dont see its point.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Its a crap way of putting it but if someone has huge tits and also has a huge gut they are big all round. Some guys are bit tits and and dont care about the rest others like proportion. I really dont see the point of this thread though.

is there a point to trolling other than to get a reaction?

I dont see it as trolling he is just asking who has the same opinion as him but it wont prove any point so dont see its point. "

put bbw into the search and see the normal reaction threads like this get...

secondly if he was interested in opinions he would have been back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

all women are fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count? mine can do algebra

So has anyone got a formula for calculating tit to fat proportion then?

"

I work on a tit to tum ratio. If tits are bigger than the tumm then it looks fine if not then not so much. I'm in the not so much section.... And I'm a man!!! Moobs Rule!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first bra size was 36 c n I've always got big tits whether I'm thin or fat. I know lot of people who are overweight or fat as u call them that havnt got big tits so think u need to do bit of homework before u put posts up,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count? mine can do algebra

So has anyone got a formula for calculating tit to fat proportion then?

I work on a tit to tum ratio. If tits are bigger than the tumm then it looks fine if not then not so much. I'm in the not so much section.... And I'm a man!!! Moobs Rule!!!! "
i have big tits and not very bug tumm , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

all women are fit"

eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

all women are fit

eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

nope"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

all women are fit

eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr

nope "

Well.. their not... just like all men aren't fit... true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a strange thread, is someone really bored?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?big cocks dont count if your ugly...lol...anymore gems ? "

Im with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends on what you mean by fat and don't count..

Im fat, but proportionally my boobs are still larger than the average difference between a smaller persons waist and bust measurements who is considered to have above average boobs so surely my boobs are still large no?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

God dont you see some amount of FAT TITS on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"depends on what you mean by fat and don't count..

Im fat, but proportionally my boobs are still larger than the average difference between a smaller persons waist and bust measurements who is considered to have above average boobs so surely my boobs are still large no?

"

i think the point hes trying to make is if your fat your tits are big because they are just two lumps of fat rather than just boob so the fat bit in there dont count

Which is suppose is true becaue lets be honest if you loose weight the first to go is your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"depends on what you mean by fat and don't count..

Im fat, but proportionally my boobs are still larger than the average difference between a smaller persons waist and bust measurements who is considered to have above average boobs so surely my boobs are still large no?

i think the point hes trying to make is if your fat your tits are big because they are just two lumps of fat rather than just boob so the fat bit in there dont count

Which is suppose is true becaue lets be honest if you loose weight the first to go is your tits

"

LOL i wish the first thing to go was my tits.. might help my back a little and bra finding. i loose it off my tummy/waist and my hips... my boobs just stay the same,,,, cup size goes up back size goes down bra finding becomes an expedition to the deepest pits of hell and back lol

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"depends on what you mean by fat and don't count..

Im fat, but proportionally my boobs are still larger than the average difference between a smaller persons waist and bust measurements who is considered to have above average boobs so surely my boobs are still large no?

i think the point hes trying to make is if your fat your tits are big because they are just two lumps of fat rather than just boob so the fat bit in there dont count

Which is suppose is true becaue lets be honest if you loose weight the first to go is your tits

LOL i wish the first thing to go was my tits.. might help my back a little and bra finding. i loose it off my tummy/waist and my hips... my boobs just stay the same,,,, cup size goes up back size goes down bra finding becomes an expedition to the deepest pits of hell and back lol "

I lost weight and did go from gg to ff cup size but also dropped 4/5 dress sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always read gg as good golly and ff as fucking fantastic. DD I just see as normal

lol Well done btw

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I always read gg as good golly and ff as fucking fantastic. DD I just see as normal

lol Well done btw "

lol thanks!

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By *ovely CummingsWoman
over a year ago

Peaky Nipples


"depends on what you mean by fat and don't count..

Im fat, but proportionally my boobs are still larger than the average difference between a smaller persons waist and bust measurements who is considered to have above average boobs so surely my boobs are still large no?

i think the point hes trying to make is if your fat your tits are big because they are just two lumps of fat rather than just boob so the fat bit in there dont count

Which is suppose is true becaue lets be honest if you loose weight the first to go is your tits

LOL i wish the first thing to go was my tits.. might help my back a little and bra finding. i loose it off my tummy/waist and my hips... my boobs just stay the same,,,, cup size goes up back size goes down bra finding becomes an expedition to the deepest pits of hell and back

lol "

snap. My weight's gone up and down over the years but my boobs never really change, the back size alters but the cup size hasn't. I always think they are in proportion with my fat arse but I'm told they're not, they're big, even for a big gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have never been told i am fat even tho i need to lose some... but i love my tits and as long as my men do i dont mind

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Of course they count, if they were all identical it would be boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the op is saying in his point of view larger ladies will have large breasts anyway so they can't be counted as large breasts in relation to their size but he is completely wrong as a larger lady may be an A cup all the way up to an L cup the same as any other lady no matter her size.

There for I conclude the op is completely ignorant and needs to give himself a slap "

or he needs to go look at more boobies to get it right xx

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"i was married to a tit does he count? "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?

but its on,ly fat birds who have big tits isnt it? well fat birds and women whos gone under the kinfe...do they count?

No its not only fat birds who have big tits or those that have gone under the knife....im a 38c so hardly flat chested am i!!!, i know someone else who is a 42 bust and a 50 odd bust and WE ARE ALL NATURAL AND NOT FAT!! Its all about genetics not surgery...beside you can tell by a womans cleavage and general shape if she is 'natural' or not!!! "

the 38/42/ 50 is size of chest just below the breasts so by defination are the "larger lady" - I am a fat lass with a lovely pair of 42Fs and have had no complaints so far

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"depends on what you mean by fat and don't count..

Im fat, but proportionally my boobs are still larger than the average difference between a smaller persons waist and bust measurements who is considered to have above average boobs so surely my boobs are still large no?

i think the point hes trying to make is if your fat your tits are big because they are just two lumps of fat rather than just boob so the fat bit in there dont count

Which is suppose is true becaue lets be honest if you loose weight the first to go is your tits

LOL i wish the first thing to go was my tits.. might help my back a little and bra finding. i loose it off my tummy/waist and my hips... my boobs just stay the same,,,, cup size goes up back size goes down bra finding becomes an expedition to the deepest pits of hell and back lol

I lost weight and did go from gg to ff cup size but also dropped 4/5 dress sizes"

My boobs have shrunk loads as well, ive always had big boobs no matter what size ive been, this is the first time ever they have shrunk. Im still getting used to it lol

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By *herry n JonesyCouple
over a year ago

Oxfordshire / Leicester

This girl has big tits and wouldn't be classed as fat (tho someone on another post a while back told me I was lol)

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Don't count as what exactly? If you mean they don't count as out of proportion large maybe but so what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?"

PMSL!!! Posting idiotic statements on the forum doesnt count if your a twat either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets stop posting and allow this boring and pointless thread to die.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Is this the same as ......

Big tits don't count if they are swinging of ya knee caps

or

A big cock don't count if you've got the tack of a brick and the iq of a lentil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...if you're fat. Who's with me?

So what kind of tits do I have? Invisible ones?

So if youre a thin man you have no cock then?"

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont understand what he means by dont count

i can understand if he said big tits dont look as nice if your fat

etc

but dont count?

so if your fat what are them things on your chest of they not tits?

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohhh feck my tits dont count then !!!!

ill just find a corner to go sit in ..lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP has used a classic chat up line that is commonly used in Newcastle.

I bet he has to beat the women away with a shitty stick to save himself from being ravished.

I wonder if he would turn a bj down from a big titted fat bird after a few borrels o' dog?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"OP has used a classic chat up line that is commonly used in Newcastle.

I bet he has to beat the women away with a shitty stick to save himself from being ravished.

I wonder if he would turn a bj down from a big titted fat bird after a few borrels o' dog?"

Damn it! Thats where I was going wrong not being from newcastle and a fat bird with boobs

Good luck OP with fighting the big boobed babes of newcastle off with that shitty stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's only one answer!

The biggest tit I think is the OP

What a giant fecking tit of a twat!

A tit is a tit is a tit regardless of what size lady it's on! Soft sqiudgy mounds of fun! Mmmmmmm

Her

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"There's only one answer!

The biggest tit I think is the OP

What a giant fecking tit of a twat!

A tit is a tit is a tit regardless of what size lady it's on! Soft sqiudgy mounds of fun! Mmmmmmm

Her "
.

Best of the answers so far! I love tits, but the opening poster really put me off big tits!

Got to dislike absolute knob heads who are a big tit in the same view!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one answer!

The biggest tit I think is the OP

What a giant fecking tit of a twat!

A tit is a tit is a tit regardless of what size lady it's on! Soft sqiudgy mounds of fun! Mmmmmmm

Her .

Best of the answers so far! I love tits, but the opening poster really put me off big tits!

Got to dislike absolute knob heads who are a big tit in the same view!"

Thank u mwaaaa he was and is a big tit, dare I say a big fat tit lol

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