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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the beard for me. I like a neat, well groomed beard. But if it looks like a straggly birds nests, then no

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

They remind me of unpleasant childhood memories and give me the heebeejees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?"

Personal preference I guess, you'd be a big hit with my female friend I think lol

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Depends on the beard for me. I like a neat, well groomed beard. But if it looks like a straggly birds nests, then no"

Well it depends on how well it is combed and oiled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems to be in fashion at the moment so almost all the guys I chat to have beards! I prefer smooth shaven but it seems a rarity these days. However, a guy who is confident in his own look is more appealing so I can mostly overlook a beard as long as it's not long or straggly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't entertain beards. It's nothing personal - I just don't like them and think it's become a "human sheep" thing i.e. everyone seems to have grown the horrible things.

I can't wait until the fad is over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?"

I've found this since using fab too. Many women state no beards in their profiles.

Maybe it tickles the minge?

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By *laymates7Woman
over a year ago

Isle of Wight


"I won't entertain beards. It's nothing personal - I just don't like them and think it's become a "human sheep" thing i.e. everyone seems to have grown the horrible things.

I can't wait until the fad is over."

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art”

Oscar Wilde

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"“One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art”

Oscar Wilde

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No problem with beards if it's well maintained

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Personal preference I guess, you'd be a big hit with my female friend I think lol"

Thats true I guess, tell me more about your mate

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By *ames in LaoisMan
over a year ago

portloaise

Had my beard since 2011 and I'll still have it when the fad passes. I'll be glad when it's over too as I hate being seen as following a fad. In reality it means I'll only connect with people who like beards. And I'm fine with that. Plenty of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on the beard for me. I like a neat, well groomed beard. But if it looks like a straggly birds nests, then no"

Same for me, neat and tidy is fine. Long and straggly not so much.

P.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

So women get make up,hair extensions, eyelashes extensions, eyebrows did, boob jobs,nails, coloured contacts,dying hair many colours, get to wear sexy underwear and heels and probably many other things.

Guys well we get to wear decent clothes have a decent haircut if your luck enough to still have hair.

And if we want to jazz ourselves up a bit grow a beard.

Give us a fucking break ladies all that shit you got and you still wanna knock one of the very few things us guy's can do in the way of changing the way we look.

Put it another way.

If you go out pull a guy with a beard fuck him and fall asleep,when you wake up next morning he's still gonna be same bloke with beard and possibly stinky breath.

On the other hand.

Guy goes out pulls a woman has a shag they both fall asleep when he wakes up it could be next to a woman who bears absolutely no resemblance to the woman who he shagged last night after all the slap and extensions removed.

Now isn't it is who should be the ones complaining not the other way around?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personal preference I guess, you'd be a big hit with my female friend I think lol

Thats true I guess, tell me more about your mate "

Sadly she's not into the swinging world, but I can put in a good word for you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?"

There isn't. Beards are great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love lots of kissing and tend to find smooth works better for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So women get make up,hair extensions, eyelashes extensions, eyebrows did, boob jobs,nails, coloured contacts,dying hair many colours, get to wear sexy underwear and heels and probably many other things."

nope i dont wear makeup or any extentions never had a boob job do my own nails dont dye my hair ...oh ill wear sexy undies if i want to and guess what still no chance of meeting a guy with a beard ..never ...my choice my reasons but why get funny about it because from what i see there are many more bread lovers than haters ???

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By *nkedMilfWoman
over a year ago

Colchester


"Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?"

No turn off, love a good beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They just aren’t smart.

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"They just aren’t smart. "

Dats knot tru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trimmed, groomed: yes, please.

Anything resembling "The Twits", no thanks.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I prefer smooth or stubble, I can go as far as a short neatly trimmed beard, but anything more than that is a no for me.

Some men at my work have those new big bushy beards on them, they must be at least 10 years younger than I am but only look nearly 5, plus anything more than trimmed makes it look as if food or anything could be in there, and that thought just can't leave my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also it’s not as clean. No matter what people try to say to defend it. It’s can’t be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man with a well-kept beard is just fucking hot!!!! Every single day

#swoon

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I like a beard myself xx

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Not a fan of facial hair...never have been...never will be but each to their own.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest


"So women get make up,hair extensions, eyelashes extensions, eyebrows did, boob jobs,nails, coloured contacts,dying hair many colours, get to wear sexy underwear and heels and probably many other things.

nope i dont wear makeup or any extentions never had a boob job do my own nails dont dye my hair ...oh ill wear sexy undies if i want to and guess what still no chance of meeting a guy with a beard ..never ...my choice my reasons but why get funny about it because from what i see there are many more bread lovers than haters ??? "

Have to say excessive makeup and eyebrows that look painted on has to be my biggest visual turn off.

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Also it’s not as clean. No matter what people try to say to defend it. It’s can’t be. "

But what if I wash it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going to kiss passionately the back of someone’s head. Why have the same effect at the front. Yuck yuck yuck

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London


"So women get make up,hair extensions, eyelashes extensions, eyebrows did, boob jobs,nails, coloured contacts,dying hair many colours, get to wear sexy underwear and heels and probably many other things.

Guys well we get to wear decent clothes have a decent haircut if your luck enough to still have hair.

And if we want to jazz ourselves up a bit grow a beard.

Give us a fucking break ladies all that shit you got and you still wanna knock one of the very few things us guy's can do in the way of changing the way we look.

Put it another way.

If you go out pull a guy with a beard fuck him and fall asleep,when you wake up next morning he's still gonna be same bloke with beard and possibly stinky breath.

On the other hand.

Guy goes out pulls a woman has a shag they both fall asleep when he wakes up it could be next to a woman who bears absolutely no resemblance to the woman who he shagged last night after all the slap and extensions removed.

Now isn't it is who should be the ones complaining not the other way around? "

Loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not going to kiss passionately the back of someone’s head. Why have the same effect at the front. Yuck yuck yuck "

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

There is no right answer, it's about what attracts and that's different for all of us.

Same goes for cock size, cut or uncut, hair colour, hair length and body size.

Just because someone says 'no' it doesn't mean that a universal thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no right answer, it's about what attracts and that's different for all of us.

Same goes for cock size, cut or uncut, hair colour, hair length and body size.

Just because someone says 'no' it doesn't mean that a universal thing. "

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself "

You could turn them into a rug...

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By *wesomeLolaCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

I prefer my women without beards.

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I prefer my women without beards."

I'm the opposite.

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Fine! I've done it I shaved it all off inbox for pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a nice short near beard on a bloke, no problem in my eyes

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Fine! I've done it I shaved it all off inbox for pics "

"Sorry, I only like men with beards..."

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By *tormy_TrooperWoman
over a year ago

crewe

I only like men with beards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug... "

And sit on them ... ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me.

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug...

And sit on them ... ok "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my man's beard but haven't liked them on others. They have to suit the person

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


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And sit on them ... ok "

Humumph alumph?

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

I lovveeee beards!

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I lovveeee beards! "

Well......?

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"I lovveeee beards!

Well......?"

Well , what? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded man here

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

On some men they look hot.

I had a social with someone this morning, every sip of coffee he had he ended up with froth on his tash bit. It wasn't a sexy look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not a fan of a beard... it's not nice to kiss with something hairy or stubbley brushing on your face, also it makes guys look 10 years older easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bushman was clean shaven when we met then he started growing a beard... I hated it at first but I can't even remember him without plus it feels lovely on my pussy as long as its well kept and smells nice I am all for it. I love a the viking look

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"On some men they look hot.

I had a social with someone this morning, every sip of coffee he had he ended up with froth on his tash bit. It wasn't a sexy look."

I can relate, to both.

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I lovveeee beards!

Well......?

Well , what? Lol"

Hello! Do you want me to paint a picture?

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By *ittlesub4uWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I’m a big fan of a beard and body hair in general

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way


"I lovveeee beards!

Well......?

Well , what? Lol

Hello! Do you want me to paint a picture? "

Yes please!! One with that beard in, thanks

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"I lovveeee beards!

Well......?

Well , what? Lol

Hello! Do you want me to paint a picture? "

Thought you'd just shaved it off?

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I lovveeee beards!

Well......?

Well , what? Lol

Hello! Do you want me to paint a picture?

Thought you'd just shaved it off?

"

Smooth....man

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m a big fan of a beard and body hair in general "

I've already been rumbled on not being an artist so how about a chat?

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?"

Maybe it's the colour they don't like.. maybe dye it green..or shocking pink.. things may improve..

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Some of us adore beards, does t mean we want to fuck the bloke they are attached to.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Some of us adore beards, does t mean we want to fuck the bloke they are attached to."

*doesn’t*

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Some of us adore beards, does t mean we want to fuck the bloke they are attached to."

Ah rite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug...

And sit on them ... ok

Yes please "

My kinda of man

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug...

And sit on them ... ok

Yes please

My kinda of man "

Aye but Im outta of your age range? 32 is the new 33

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug...

And sit on them ... ok

Yes please

My kinda of man

Aye but Im outta of your age range? 32 is the new 33

"

I changed it today just because 33 is the new 21 .... what’s a gal to do

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug...

And sit on them ... ok

Yes please

My kinda of man

Aye but Im outta of your age range? 32 is the new 33

I changed it today just because 33 is the new 21 .... what’s a gal to do "

Well either I get older or you make it younger???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Let them say no, then I can keep all the bearded men for myself

You could turn them into a rug...

And sit on them ... ok

Yes please

My kinda of man

Aye but Im outta of your age range? 32 is the new 33

I changed it today just because 33 is the new 21 .... what’s a gal to do

Well either I get older or you make it younger???"

You want me to change for you! The cheek! ... wink, wink, blinky, wink

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Had my beard since 2011 and I'll still have it when the fad passes. I'll be glad when it's over too as I hate being seen as following a fad. In reality it means I'll only connect with people who like beards. And I'm fine with that. Plenty of them "

Bearded since 1997.... When people criticized me for it I would glibly day fashion goes on cycles and one day beards will be really fashionable..

Downside I now appear to be part of the heard, plus side my beard is fashionable and I'm no longer ostracized for my facial hair

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By *issButtonWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Surely it’s just like any other physical feature? Personal I find glasses a huge turn off, everyone has their likes and dislikes and I must admit I’m not a beard fan, but hey some people don’t like fat birds! But I won’t change for anyone

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Surely it’s just like any other physical feature? Personal I find glasses a huge turn off, everyone has their likes and dislikes and I must admit I’m not a beard fan, but hey some people don’t like fat birds! But I won’t change for anyone "

Ohhhhhh I'm telling you said fat birds!!!

If a guy had said that he'd have been hung drawn and quartered by now !

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr Klang has a viking beard and I love it..Mrs Klang

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

No problem with me

I love a beard but on a lovely face

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By *ittlekinkCouple
over a year ago

Yarm

Husband has a beard - but I wouldn’t have a guy join us who has one. Not sure why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it’s just like any other physical feature? Personal I find glasses a huge turn off, everyone has their likes and dislikes and I must admit I’m not a beard fan, but hey some people don’t like fat birds! But I won’t change for anyone

Ohhhhhh I'm telling you said fat birds!!!

If a guy had said that he'd have been hung drawn and quartered by now !"

I dare a fella to say it three times see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my beard pretty well groomed. Well I do shampoo it every day

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Can’t explain it just don’t do it for me, I don’t mind short stubble on the right face but full on beards just don’t rock my boat sorry

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By *illyagain OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No problem with me

I love a beard but on a lovely face "

Well I think I have a lovely face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I love beards they tickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love beards!! In fact I started a beard appreciation thread not too long ago which had lots of support!

All hail the beard! Manly!! Mmm!

H x

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop


"Hey Fabbers, I've been conversing with a few people on here and when it comes down to the chase are put off by my cracking beard. What's the turn off with beards?"

What problem?

Love a beard that’s looked after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I just don’t like them on my women

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"To be honest I just don’t like them on my women "

Dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest I just don’t like them on my women

Dammit"

Ooh you could put on anything you want and I’d still chase you

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