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& Jim (58)
MF Cpl in Buckinghamshire And Peterborough, East Midlands, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 6 hours ago

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Looking For

Not looking for single guys. Couples (MF) aged 38 to 68. Won't meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Rosie

58 years old
Straight

5'8"  173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Jim

58 years old
Straight

6'1"  185cm
Average
Non smoker
Regular drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Group Sex, DP, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties
We're rubbish swingers. We always have bad intentions but we struggle to find time. We have a great social life and loads of holidays and trips away planned. I'm sure we put people off when we say we can't meet for a few weeks, but it's the truth. Hopefully we're worth the wait?

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Swinging diary:

31st July to 2nd August 2026: Festival of Fun at VA.

6th to 13th October 2026: PDI, staying at Venus.

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Who we are:

• We are a genuine couple who adore each other, and have been together for over eight years. Rosie lives on the Herts/Bucks border and Jim lives in Peterborough. We're not perfect and we don't expect perfection from the partners we meet.

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Sexual orientation:

• We are both completely straight and that's not something that will change, although we're totally comfortable with whatever orientation you are. We know that a lot of women on here are bi, but that's not us at all.

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Things we like:

• Full swap foursomes/moresomes with M-F couples, preferably same room, at least until we get to know you well.

• A social meet first, although we have been known to play on a first meet, and in a club almost anything could happen.

• Club meets, parties and home meets.

• Getting to know fabulous naughty couples for regular play.

• Well-groomed and well-presented playmates. We'll always make the effort when meeting and you'll find us clean shaven (faces and down below).

• Intelligent and interesting conversation and laughter.

• Safe sex.

• Kissing. In fact if you don't like kissing then you're not for us.

• Couples profiles with tasteful pictures of BOTH partners. Rosie is quite particular and needs to see what the man of the couple has to offer, and not just his cock.

• Face pics before meeting. We love it when people have public face pics on their profile but we're not brave enough to do the same ourselves, sorry. However we think we scrub up well and we have face pics in our private gallery that we will share at the appropriate time. We won't accept a friend request from someone with hardly any pics or no face pics - why should we show you ours if you won't show us yours?

• A little drink now and again.

• PDI and all its pleasures.

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Things we don’t like:

• Drugs.

• Smoking.

• Being messed around. We won't mess you around but we can't guarantee meeting immediately.

• Endless dick pics on a profile.

• Profiles or messages that don’t tell us anything. Your profile needs to tempt us and a one-line description won't do that, even if you wink at us.

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