FabSwingers.com forum: Laws for swingers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:

No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.

The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.

One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.

Any others that you experience?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wouldn't notice me in a crowd, and I love people watching. Bookmarked for further reading.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You wouldn't notice me in a crowd, and I love people watching. Bookmarked for further reading."

Loving your Easter photo! Somehow feel abusing Cream Eggs is slightly illegal. Like abusing a clotted cream scone should be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm finding that age is in inverse proportion to horniness!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The sexier an outfit looks the less comfortable it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm finding that age is in inverse proportion to horniness! "

Echoing that one. It’s driving me (to) nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people on fab you are closest to are the ones who are physically furthest away!

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!"

I like that one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The people on fab you are closest to are the ones who are physically furthest away!

Aww!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:

No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.

The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.

One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.

Any others that you experience?"

On the last point I think looking alternative has little to do with deviance and what's boiling away in that head of theirs. I agree that looking alternative can give a false indication of sexual devuance. But then neither is it nessersarly the inverse as you suggest. I say don't trust the packagingper se, could be right, could be wrong. The fun (or disappointment) of the game is to get to know people. Far more fun, surprising and educational if you don't stick to a type. The proof of the pudding is in the eating and there are some very dark horses out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:

No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.

The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.

One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.

Any others that you experience?"

So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:

No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.

The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.

One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.

Any others that you experience?

So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round? "

The more alternative they look, the less deviant they are is the theory, but I wouldn’t go to the stake for it. I think Frontier Psychiatrist is right about trying and eating..

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By *isterBrumMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm finding that age is in inverse proportion to horniness! "

So that as age increases, horniness decreases. That's what you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You wouldn't notice me in a crowd, and I love people watching. Bookmarked for further reading.

Loving your Easter photo! Somehow feel abusing Cream Eggs is slightly illegal. Like abusing a clotted cream scone should be."

Thank you. There's a lot one can do with cream of various sorts if you let your minfd wander lustfully. Nothing illegal here, all above board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when not wanting to invite attention at a club, then the single men will all appear suddenly from nowhere and lurk together as a collective....and when looking for one or two to join then no one will be found..

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Not the Borg....

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By *estofbothCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

The faster clothes are removed at a party, the longer it will take to find them afterwards

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"The people on fab you are closest to are the ones who are physically furthest away!

Too true !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure about the last one. I'm far from normal looking, but still naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If doing 69 with a female that squirts for h&s reasons ensure you're on the top. #noliebro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re more likely to find a ‘meet’ down the pub than on fab.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

The less effort a guy has made with his profile and message, the more entitled he feels he is to a meet.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

For single men:

Number of cold messages sent is directly disproportionate to number of replies received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!"

Some high heels should never be walked in/on? Designed for pointing at the sky.

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!

Some high heels should never be walked in/on? Designed for pointing at the sky."

I like that image!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The less effort a guy has made with his profile and message, the more entitled he feels he is to a meet. "

Liking this one. Some do seem to feel shocked that women won’t ask about their interests, for photos etc when they’re one of 70 who have messaged that day, most of whom DO provide info and pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finding that age is in inverse proportion to horniness!

So that as age increases, horniness decreases. That's what you mean?"

On the contrary ...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The more projection on to others equates to ten fold abuse of those who say no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!

Some high heels should never be walked in/on? Designed for pointing at the sky.

I like that image!"

There are some wonderful sex shoes about for just this purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a meet you will sometimes think...I'm leaving fab and never coming back. But we will always come back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a meet you will sometimes think...I'm leaving fab and never coming back. But we will always come back. "

So so true..

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"After a meet you will sometimes think...I'm leaving fab and never coming back. But we will always come back.

So so true.."

That must’ve been a really bad meet!?!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Visiting a McDonalds after visiting a club is compulsory lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Visiting a McDonalds after visiting a club is compulsory lol. "

Ha! Good one. And true.

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By *umbriaman1962Man
over a year ago

outside of penrith

Out of your vanilla friends the one that never talks about sex or the lady friend that dresses conservatively often turns out to be the dirty kinky one

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By *heEvilWithinWoman
over a year ago

Barnsley

"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:

No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.

The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.

One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.

Any others that you experience?

So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round?

The more alternative they look, the less deviant they are is the theory, but I wouldn’t go to the stake for it. I think Frontier Psychiatrist is right about trying and eating..

I don't think how "alternative" you look has anything to do with sexual deviancy... But if we were to theoretically test your theory I would prove you wrong lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:

No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.

The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.

One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.

Any others that you experience?

So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round?

The more alternative they look, the less deviant they are is the theory, but I wouldn’t go to the stake for it. I think Frontier Psychiatrist is right about trying and eating..

I don't think how "alternative" you look has anything to do with sexual deviancy... But if we were to theoretically test your theory I would prove you wrong lol.

That sounds like a challenge!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Visiting a McDonalds after visiting a club is compulsory lol.

Ha! Good one. And true. "

Glad it's not just me! My local drive through has seen some outfits that I've attempted to cover with a coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The faster clothes are removed at a party, the longer it will take to find them afterwards "

Nah, I take my time removing them all over the house as I love to play with your underwear as long as I can. I guarantee you will never find all of them. Where's Wally? I probably have your panties at home too.

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