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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... how would it read ? Ours would say;

Semi-detached (or alternatively semi-attached). Many original features but very well maintained.

Well trimmed garden.

Viewing highly recommended.

First to see will ....

;-)

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Condemned..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detached

Modern build

Small downstairs but room for expansion

No lawn.. just a nice smooth patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In need of renovation..

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By *ennythelionMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Detached

Modern build

Small downstairs but room for expansion

No lawn.. just a nice smooth patio"

Just brill!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Condemned.. "

Ha ha ! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Detached

Modern build

Small downstairs but room for expansion

No lawn.. just a nice smooth patio"

... ha - made us smile x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auction "

... but is there a reserve price ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derelict

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spacious 4 double bedroomed bungalow with excellent games room and well kept garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small, self-contained with a great outlook, an attractive interior & pleasant exterior, viewings recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do'er up.

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

Large property that has been extended over time. Could do with modernisation as features are dated. Plenty of potential

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Spacious mansion that is very low maintenance. Outwardly original, with a very quirky interior.

Both wings contain well padded rooms; sure to attract those in need of straight jackets.

Roofing is original but shows very little sign of aging.

The perfect place for weekend relaxation or a spontaneous party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old, haunted and creaky mansion.

Possibly for sale, if the deeds can be found

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Spacious mansion that is very low maintenance. Outwardly original, with a very quirky interior.

Both wings contain well padded rooms; sure to attract those in need of straight jackets.

Roofing is original but shows very little sign of aging.

The perfect place for weekend relaxation or a spontaneous party."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In need of modernizeing nice easy refurb well built grounds are large but we'll trimmed look beyond the four walls could be a diamond in the rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two-up two-down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This late 1960's detatched property has been on the market for quite some time. Fully modernised and recently rewired throughout.

The property benefits from just 1 bedroom, a spacious lounge/diner and a wet room. The garden is surrounded by high fencing and benefits from low maintenance, neatly trimmed bush.

The property is very well located being close to both public transport and the road / motorway network. Popular swing clubs along with nudist beaches and rural car parks are within easy commuting distance throughout the North West, Midlands and East. Even London is only a touch more than a 2 hour ride away on Virgin.

The property title deeds state that the property is currently unlicensed for TV reception and that the back doors are original. Further, the title deeds state that these conditions must not be altered by any future purchaser. Therefore, if you enjoy TV or would like to smash the back doors in, we strongly recommend that you look elsewhere for a parking place.

The property benefits from a garage suited to a long distance cruiser. There is only limited bike parking space.

Early viewing of this property is recommended. Also late night viewing is recommended as is mid day viewing.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Well proportioned, vintage country house with picturesque views and rustic charm

A respectable exterior opens to reveal an inviting and delightfully decorated interior,

for entertaining a grand ballroom mixes well with curious little nooks and

crannies perfect for relaxing in and discussing whatever topics arise at the time.

For a lifestyle upgrade the previously unused below ground cellars could

easily be restored with the addition some well chosen contemporary furniture

The vibrant gardens are well tended with alluring central water features

This property is a must see, move-in-ready and priced to sell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must see... Newly renovated lakeside property with furnished with rocking chair on the porch.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Charming property first conceived in the mid-60s, in need of a little TLC but in generally good condition throughout. Property comes with a fully thatched roof, and all of it's original features and is in good working order, although waterworks are in keeping with a property of it's age. South facing so provides maximum sunlight but does have a dark side too.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

hot wife

Not from this world

Enter with caution

A very big back door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 bedroom bungalow. Built in the swinging sixties. Double glazed and central heated. Needs a little tender loving care. Solid brickwork with a well maintained garden. Plumbing checked recently. Pampas grass in front garden.

For more details please contact.

Willie B Hardigan Estate Agent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 bedroom bungalow. Built in the swinging sixties. Double glazed and central heated. Needs a little tender loving care. Solid brickwork with a well maintained garden. Plumbing checked recently. Pampas grass in front garden.

For more details please contact.

Willie B Hardigan Estate Agent.

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Bungalow- Nothing upstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 bedroom bungalow. Built in the swinging sixties. Double glazed and central heated. Needs a little tender loving care. Solid brickwork with a well maintained garden. Plumbing checked recently. Pampas grass in front garden.

For more details please contact.

Willie B Hardigan Estate Agent.

Bungalow- Nothing upstairs? "

Empty space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60’s monstrosity with cracking walls, creaking floors and leaking pipe work, and overgrown garden. Roof lacks insulation. Smells like the drains are blocked. Avoid like the plague.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

This property is bigger than average upstairs and has an attractive rear aspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has been for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Vendor has kept the back passage very clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2bedroom flat with high security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well proportioned, vintage country house with picturesque views and rustic charm

A respectable exterior opens to reveal an inviting and delightfully decorated interior,

for entertaining a grand ballroom mixes well with curious little nooks and

crannies perfect for relaxing in and discussing whatever topics arise at the time.

For a lifestyle upgrade the previously unused below ground cellars could

easily be restored with the addition some well chosen contemporary furniture

The vibrant gardens are well tended with alluring central water features

This property is a must see, move-in-ready and priced to sell "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bed cottage set in a small village in need of modinisation.

Up for auction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Condemned.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derelict with plenty of development potential in a prime location with the right owner could be a sweet spot for year round recreation. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Detached property, well proportioned and recently converted.

Ideal for a couple. Sale or rental considered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Modest 1980s large property. Some quirky character features, however would benefit from some refurbishment. Must be seen to be appreciated. Will be a good investment for someone who fully appreciates a larger build - Particularly around the back. Offers considered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charming, self-contained, artistically presented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restricted access.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 bedroom bungalow. Built in the swinging sixties. Double glazed and central heated. Needs a little tender loving care. Solid brickwork with a well maintained garden. Plumbing checked recently. Pampas grass in front garden.

For more details please contact.

Willie B Hardigan Estate Agent.

Bungalow- Nothing upstairs? "

Ha ha - hilarious !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This property is bigger than average upstairs and has an attractive rear aspect.

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Brilliant !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine has been for a while "

Ah so it is ... had any viewings yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Modest 1980s large property. Some quirky character features, however would benefit from some refurbishment. Must be seen to be appreciated. Will be a good investment for someone who fully appreciates a larger build - Particularly around the back. Offers considered. "

Made us smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Restricted access."

Need to open that back entry gate x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two-up two-down "

It’s all about location and finding a nice area though

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

Seventy s build structurally strong but bit derilict on first apearence look past the rough aging exterior for some very original features and underlying potential

Would suit those with a creative outlook and open mind

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Picturesque location with large bay windows. Spacious but homely. Modern layout and parking for two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham


"Restricted access.

Need to open that back entry gate x"

Yes a good tradesman s entrance is a prime selling feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very attractive,well maintained.Two lovely gold chandeliers,Smooth marble entrance to wet room.Great views to the rear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Restricted access.

Need to open that back entry gate x"

That isn't restricted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Restricted access.

Need to open that back entry gate x

That isn't restricted "

Ha ha - Ours is permanently open ... lost the key

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