FabSwingers.com: Dom (56) & sub 'r' (33) , Couple in Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish), East Midlands, UK

Firstly, here's an excellent quote, and it probably applies to most people who find our profile.

"This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read." - Winston Churchill

I know most people can't be arsed to read profiles, but all the information that you need to know about us is down below.

Reading it makes sense if we interest you. If you have any questions about what is in our profile, feel free to get in touch; we don't bite.

We are looking for "Friends with benefits".

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* Polite Notice Regarding DM’s *

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When we post meet updates or plans we often get a phenomenal amount of message (sometimes over 50).

We have real lives and can’t spend all day on here so we tend to only reply to one’s that catch our eye for whatever reason.

If we don’t reply, please don’t be offended and there is certainly no call for abuse (yes it happens). If you do get abusive or can’t handle rejection, we’ll that’s what the block button is for. Just block us before we block you (yeah that’ll teach us).

In other words please don’t be offended if we don’t reply, it’s nothing personal.

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* Dogging In The Fucktruck *

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We sometimes go out in our motorhome, often referred to as the fucktruck for dogging fun and games. Or as we call it - Posh Dogging.

Sub’r’ loves to entertain others in there and always has a lot of fun.

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* E-Stim and Violet Wand Play Taster sessions *

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Any females interested in experiencing Violet Wand or E-Stim for the first time, just get in touch to see why it's a fantastic way to get off. We have a huge range of equipment that we enjoy using on others to broaden their horizons.

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* Who we are *

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We are a Dominant male and very submissive lifestyle female on here looking for fun. We have been together for over seven years now, and sub'r' has come a long way during that time. sub'r' is a collared and locked submissive; she will only submit to others with my express permission.

We are into kink & BDSM! We enjoy playing with other Dom/sub couples or anyone looking to get into the scene. We appreciate the milder aspects of the scene and the more intense play.

We enjoy the usual BDSM activities and relish e-stim and fucking machines, including the Sybian, Motorbunny and Shockspot.

Rachel is very well-trained and respectful; if you are abusive to her, you will be blocked. I am very protective of her as she is very special to me. She is fully shaven down below (her preference), so if that isn't your thing, then no problem; we are obviously not for you.

Yes, there are more than a few years between us, but age is but a number; we are comfortable and happy with each other. If a more significant than usual age gap is not for you, then fair enough - best of wishes to you.

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* What are we looking for *

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We are happy to give single females and couples e-stim and violet wand introductions and demonstrations. It's technical kit but capable of delivering hands-free orgasms, and we both thoroughly enjoy using it.

We offer individual people BDSM demonstrations and scene experiences such as light bondage, ropework, warm wax play, mild to harsh spanking, flogging, electric stimulation, discipline and role play.

Interested in sex machines? If you are a female, get in touch, as we can introduce you to several in a safe environment.

Our latest toy is a vintage 1947 double Violet Wand with sixteen electrodes. I have had it renovated and completely rewired with modern components, and it is utterly amazing. Its first public outing was at the Attic in Derby on their NYE party, where we had an audience of about 40 people. They watched me using it on sub'r', and they got to see her cum hard from its use.

We are regular visitors to the Attic in Derby. If you see us there, please say "Hi" We don't bite, but if asked nicely, we will lick and nibble.

Occasionally, in club environments, sub'r' will be given tasks to complete to broaden her sexual horizons and experience (more on this below). She has enthusiastically completed everything she has been introduced to so far, and she relishes being watched while playing. She has kajira traits and loves to pleasure multiple guys when allowed to do so.

sub'r' is very bi-sexual and loves to pleasure ladies as well as guys. She loves that she has been the first for a couple of females now, which is very special.

If you see us at a club and we are playing, please give us room and save questions until the scene is over. If you see sub'r' kneeling facing a wall or sitting alone in a dungeon etc., don't approach her to ask why; ask me, and I'll let you know why!

We are pretty good at seeing through all the fakes and wannabes. We are looking for real, intense adventures without any strings and hopefully picking up some good friends along the way.

Hygiene is a must, and a recent photo is always appreciated.

Safe/protected play always! We only have safe sex with others, no bareback, so please don't ask. CONDOMS AT ALL TIMES.

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* Stimmybango *

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We have a motorhome that we call Stimmybango, and we do a lot of e-stim play in it when we're out and about. We use it for breaks, dogging, and as a venue for meets.

So if you are a female or couple who like to have an audience (dirty old man style) and fancy some fun in Stimmybango, just get in touch. You'd be amazed how much fun a couple of hours in a supermarket car park can be.

Ian is especially looking for naughty women who enjoy exposing themselves and masturbating in front of a stranger.

So if exhibitionism is your thing, get in touch.

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* Dogging Location *

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We have a countryside workshop with off-road parking that is ideal for nighttime dogging sessions. If you are a couple looking for somewhere to park up for some fun, then get in touch.

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* Female Submissives Always Welcome *

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Curious female submissives are always welcome. If you're wondering what it's like to submit and to experience BDSM sessions, then look no further. We welcome people who have never had the opportunity to experience BDSM sessions, so get in touch. The thought of dipping your toes into the BDSM scene can be somewhat terrifying, but we take great pleasure in helping others dip their toes into the scene in a safe and sane manner.

We are both happy to chat about our lifestyles and the activities that we enjoy. Sharing knowledge is fantastic and something that we relish. Being in a position to give people a first-hand understanding of the BDSM scene is a beautiful thing and one that we both very much enjoy.

You would also be more than welcome to shadow sub'r' during a session or even to experience one for yourself. No pressure and your rules. So, if you fancy learning more about the BDSM scene, get in touch. You will be under no pressure to play, as is only right.

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* Sextoy Reviewers *

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We are usually seen with a bag full of toys and BDSM implements as we are both professional sex toy reviewers (yes, that is our real job, and you can make a living from it). We like to enjoy the sex toys and equipment that we have been sent to review in clubs and dungeons.

Yes, I know it's a hard life, but I believe we have the best job in the world. LOL. We get sent sex toys and products to use and evaluate, and then we write online reviews for others. Not the crappy little one-liners you see on shop product pages but full-on in-depth reviews on our review website, which now has over 450 reviews and counting. It's the best job we have ever had, and we love doing it.

We specialise in reviewing sex machines and e-stim equipment, but we also do pretty much any sex toy you can think of; as the saying goes, variety is the spice of life.

We run a very well-known sex toy review site that focuses heavily on e-stim, sex toys and advice.

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* Approachable & Trustworthy *

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Finally, if you are a single female or a couple that wants to visit the Attic Club or the Attic Cinema in Derby but are too nervous about your first time there, just get in touch and come along with us for some moral support (or should that be immoral support)?

It's normal to be full of nerves when contemplating visiting such establishments, and it can help if you come along with someone who knows the ropes (literally).

Seriously though, we can keep our hands to ourselves if required and enjoy introducing new people to the club and dungeon scene, so get in touch if you fancy coming along for some safe, no-strings fun.

That's it; stay safe and keep things kinky.

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* kajira Tasks *

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Below, we list Kajira and scene tasks for sub’r’. These are all the sorts of things that really get her off.

If you think you may be in a position to help bring some of these to fruition, get in touch.

Task 1 – Double The Fun – sub’r’ is to experience a Double Dom session. This task will involve restraints, impact play and kajira tasks at my discretion.

Task 2 – Double Trouble – sub’r’ will experience a BDSM session with another female submissive. This task will involve ropework, predicament bondage, lesbian activities, exhibitionism/voyeurism and impact play.

Task 3—Any Hole Is A Goal—A group scene will be arranged in which sub’r’ is to be roughly used by a small group. She will offer access to all three holes. For successful completion, all three holes must be thoroughly used.

Task 4 – Filled With Two Cocks – After sucking two cocks hard, sub’r' will fuck them both to experience double penetration.

Task 5 – Exhibitionism – sub’r’ will be instructed to meet someone at a pre-arranged spot where she will expose her pussy and masturbate to orgasm in front of a stranger - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 6 – Such A Wanker – sub’r’ will improve her handjob skills with the help of some random strangers. She will get their cocks out and slowly wank them to orgasm - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 7 – Target Practice – sub’r’ will get her breasts out and let strangers blow their load all over them. Picture proof will be required of her coated in cum - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 8 - Flick That Bean - sub'r will be told to pleasure another female orally to orgasm - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 9 - Gloryhole Fun - sub'r' will work the gloryhole, making each cock that comes through it cum hard - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 10 - Sex Cinema Fun - sub’r’ will strip in a sex cinema and masturbate to an orgasm watching the guys in there wanking. She will then offer her breasts as a cum target for all. We usually do this task in the Attic sex cinema on Saturdays - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 11 - Sex Doll - sub’r’ will be blindfolded and gagged before being placed in the doggy position for a stranger to arrive who will fuck her and leave her with no idea who just used her holes - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 12 - Rise Of The Machines - sub'r' will be restrained and will be getting fucked by a machine as a voyeur arrives. He will get to watch her getting fucked and can finish themself off over her breasts. She will be blindfolded and will never know who shot their load over her. Bonus points if the voyeur is female, as she will be welcome to go on the machine too.

Task 13 - Dogging Delight - sub'r' will be driven to a carpark and will be instructed to get anyone off who fancies using her holes - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 14 - Three Hole Slut - sub'r' will offer all-hole access to one lucky guy who will get to experience her cock sucking skills before getting to fuck her tight pussy and finishing off in her ass - COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 15 - Exhibitionism - sub'r' will expose her pussy and masturbate to orgasm while watching a stranger wank off. She will then finish the stranger off all over her breasts.

Task 16 - Porn Star - sub'r' will model for a pervy photographer who will place her in very naughty poses. The photographer can take pics of him/her using sub'r'.

Task 17 - Take My Panties - sub'r' will be made to masturbate through her panties to orgasm in front of a stranger. Once the panties are thoroughly soaked, and after she has orgasmed, the stranger will get to peel off her sticky panties and can keep them.

Task 18 - Massage With A Happy Ending - sub'r' will be made to give someone a sensual massage with aromatic oils before rubbing her breasts all over the recipient and then providing manual relief to the lucky person (male or female).

Task 19 - Facesitting Fun - sub'r' will straddle a stranger's face and lower her pussy onto their mouth. She will then grind herself into them until she orgasms. It will then be her turn to repay the compliment orally.

Task 20 - Woman In Control - sub'r' will be collared and in chastity, on her knees with her breasts exposed. Another woman will prepare her for your arrival and hold her leash as you enjoy sub'r'. Walk in, get your cock out and let her bring you off with her mouth. Double blowjob is definitely on the cards. When you are ready to cum, blow your load all over her breasts and then just leave her coated in cum. COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 21 - Violet Wand Orgasm - sub'r' will be stripped in front of a stranger, and she will then be brought to orgasm using a violet wand while the stranger wanks, watching her get off. Once she has cum she will get the stranger off all over her breasts.

Task 22 - Blow And Go - sub'r' will be on her knees when you arrive; just whip your cock out, use her mouth and leave straight away once you are done with her. COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 23 - Wine And Dine (69) - sub'r' will enthusiastically treat you to a 69 session, you can swallow everything you can get from her pussy, and she will also swallow everything you shoot into her mouth.

Task 24 - Trouble And Strife - the wife often likes to have kinky fun with sub’r’ too. For this task you will find them kissing and just slip you cock into a mouth of your choice and they will then deliver a toe curling double BJ. Once you are hard the wife will open up sub’r’s pussy for you to use and enjoy. Then ride her like you stole her. COMPLETED (to do again).

Task 25 - The Porn Shoot - You will get to enjoy the attention of sub’r’ under the guidance of the cameraman, who will get you to pose for pics (no face) during play. You must be able to stay hard and be useful in a condom while being instructed on what to do. The shoot will conclude with you coming in her mouth and her swallowing. After rest, you can enjoy her attentions again without the camera.

Task 26 - Cum Dump - Three guys are needed to surround sub’r’ as she is on her knees masturbating. For a circle jerk and let her watch you wanking before coating her face in you creamy load.

Task 27 - Motorhome Fun - Let sub’r’ tease and please you in our Fuck Truck. Turn up, let her get you hard before grabbing a condom and putting her in the doggy position before riding her like you stole her.

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