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Has anyone built their own fucking machine?

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By *ilicious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

Wife has requested a simple one but they all seem rather large and expensive.

I've been looking at trying to work one up out of components. Not being any kind of engineer, it's a little hard going, but so far I have come up with linear stroke actuators which seem quite reasonable on various popular selling websites.

Anyone know if I am on the right lines and, if so, any tips on spec? I think probably 2" per second would be about right.

Any tips appreciated!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville


"Wife has requested a simple one but they all seem rather large and expensive.

I've been looking at trying to work one up out of components. Not being any kind of engineer, it's a little hard going, but so far I have come up with linear stroke actuators which seem quite reasonable on various popular selling websites.

Anyone know if I am on the right lines and, if so, any tips on spec? I think probably 2" per second would be about right.

Any tips appreciated!"

Not made one myself but I think most are made with a motor connected to a disc which will cause a reciprocating action on a rod loosely connected to the rim. Picture the wheels on a steam engine...

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere nice


"Wife has requested a simple one but they all seem rather large and expensive.

I've been looking at trying to work one up out of components. Not being any kind of engineer, it's a little hard going, but so far I have come up with linear stroke actuators which seem quite reasonable on various popular selling websites.

Anyone know if I am on the right lines and, if so, any tips on spec? I think probably 2" per second would be about right.

Any tips appreciated!

Not made one myself but I think most are made with a motor connected to a disc which will cause a reciprocating action on a rod loosely connected to the rim. Picture the wheels on a steam engine... "

We bought one and since upgraded the control unit for more speed and accuracy. By the time you've spent buying the components and building the chassis you could of bought one. Ps we've had our monies worth lol

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By *ilicious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey


"We bought one and since upgraded the control unit for more speed and accuracy. By the time you've spent buying the components and building the chassis you could of bought one. Ps we've had our monies worth lol"

Thanks, I think you could be right. Which did you go for please? We have a Sybian but it makes so much noise we rarely get it out, and it's a fucking machine we're lokoing for this time.

Like the look of the F-machine.

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By *eightonpa1Man
over a year ago

Market Weighton

Go on wish.com I got mine for £40 & it is small & has some power let just say only one of my subs can take it on full power. The sub is my Gay gang bang boi so is well open. Mine came with a dildo that clips into it. the box is only the size of two shoe box's put lengthways on.

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere nice


"

We bought one and since upgraded the control unit for more speed and accuracy. By the time you've spent buying the components and building the chassis you could of bought one. Ps we've had our monies worth lol

Thanks, I think you could be right. Which did you go for please? We have a Sybian but it makes so much noise we rarely get it out, and it's a fucking machine we're lokoing for this time.

Like the look of the F-machine."

It's the Ufuck Pro I think.. Stickers fell of ages ago.. You have a sybian and you mention a expense? .. How much do you want for it? Lol

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

We review sex machines.

The F-Machine, willy wanka Pro, uFuc Pro and Blue Balls XL all have similar performance with the F-Machine being the best made but also the most expensive.

If you want to make your own a simple car windscreen motor with gearbox can be used as the basis for a reciprocal stroking machine. Or you could go down the linear actuator route but that gets expensive quickly.

You can get some bargains second hand online as well.

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

if you want a simple one build a monkey rocker.

all made out of mdf the side hinges can be made out of bearings and a thickish bent steel with a bolt on end.

as goes for the suggestion your wanting consider a pc and a free software to control it like cnc it will then control the motor inside for faster speed direct for an actuator.

simplest is the wiper motor makes but not fast enough in some cases

sybian is 2 motors one vibrates one is a circle action.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I have built two myself one tool box style and one out of a metal stool, both work fantastic and where easy and not expensive to make. All parts needed are available on ebay.

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By *ilicious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey

Thanks all for your input, much appreciated. No the Symbian isn’t for sale, it comes out when we have an empty house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've hit a fucking machine or two with a hammer...

Its never quite fixed them....

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere nice


"We review sex machines.

The F-Machine, willy wanka Pro, uFuc Pro and Blue Balls XL all have similar performance with the F-Machine being the best made but also the most expensive.

If you want to make your own a simple car windscreen motor with gearbox can be used as the basis for a reciprocal stroking machine. Or you could go down the linear actuator route but that gets expensive quickly.

You can get some bargains second hand online as well."

I want your job! Lol.. I'd be the geek getting in to Watts and rpm's.. We have the ufuc pro.. had to do some mods and still a few to do!

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)


"We review sex machines.

The F-Machine, willy wanka Pro, uFuc Pro and Blue Balls XL all have similar performance with the F-Machine being the best made but also the most expensive.

If you want to make your own a simple car windscreen motor with gearbox can be used as the basis for a reciprocal stroking machine. Or you could go down the linear actuator route but that gets expensive quickly.

You can get some bargains second hand online as well.

I want your job! Lol.. I'd be the geek getting in to Watts and rpm's.. We have the ufuc pro.. had to do some mods and still a few to do! "
Best job in the world, Torque is the magic number when looking at fucking machines. When squeezing big things into small holes the more torque you have the better. We did over 200 reviews this year, but only 10 of them were fucking machines. Some we loved and some we absolutely hated. We gave one a 1.4 out of 10.

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere nice


"We review sex machines.

The F-Machine, willy wanka Pro, uFuc Pro and Blue Balls XL all have similar performance with the F-Machine being the best made but also the most expensive.

If you want to make your own a simple car windscreen motor with gearbox can be used as the basis for a reciprocal stroking machine. Or you could go down the linear actuator route but that gets expensive quickly.

You can get some bargains second hand online as well.

I want your job! Lol.. I'd be the geek getting in to Watts and rpm's.. We have the ufuc pro.. had to do some mods and still a few to do! Best job in the world, Torque is the magic number when looking at fucking machines. When squeezing big things into small holes the more torque you have the better. We did over 200 reviews this year, but only 10 of them were fucking machines. Some we loved and some we absolutely hated. We gave one a 1.4 out of 10. "

I spent alot of time choosing ours.. Might of even read a review from yourselves? It performs well. The controller was the main issue but I've changed that for a pwm.. Bearings are nylon so they need swapping for linear bearings.. Started drilling dongs with a 12mm plug cutter to get round the vac u lock choice issue.. Running a big 12" on it and it's pushing well lol.. I'm a biker so these things matter lol

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)


"We review sex machines.

The F-Machine, willy wanka Pro, uFuc Pro and Blue Balls XL all have similar performance with the F-Machine being the best made but also the most expensive.

If you want to make your own a simple car windscreen motor with gearbox can be used as the basis for a reciprocal stroking machine. Or you could go down the linear actuator route but that gets expensive quickly.

You can get some bargains second hand online as well.

I want your job! Lol.. I'd be the geek getting in to Watts and rpm's.. We have the ufuc pro.. had to do some mods and still a few to do! Best job in the world, Torque is the magic number when looking at fucking machines. When squeezing big things into small holes the more torque you have the better. We did over 200 reviews this year, but only 10 of them were fucking machines. Some we loved and some we absolutely hated. We gave one a 1.4 out of 10.

I spent alot of time choosing ours.. Might of even read a review from yourselves? It performs well. The controller was the main issue but I've changed that for a pwm.. Bearings are nylon so they need swapping for linear bearings.. Started drilling dongs with a 12mm plug cutter to get round the vac u lock choice issue.. Running a big 12" on it and it's pushing well lol.. I'm a biker so these things matter lol"
You probably have read our Sex Machine Reviews (there's a clue in there somewhere) and we have reviewed the uFuc. It is not a bad little machine with some good torque. Not a big fan of the nylon bearings but swap them out and you'll have a great machine that will last you a long time. Sounds like you have already sorted the controller and drilling dildos is a great idea and if it is a suction base it won't affect that at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Land Rover built thousands of them..

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Torque is the magic number when looking at fucking machines. When squeezing big things into small holes the more torque you have the better. We did over 200 reviews this year, but only 10 of them were fucking machines. Some we loved and some we absolutely hated. We gave one a 1.4 out of 10. "

becareful with the torque too little with the numbers and it wont go in weather wet or not.

too much torque then expect damage.

a review years ago suggested between 15-40 torque, higher for anal play or big toys been used.

The RPM, or revolutions per minute, determines the stroking speed of the machine, while the torgue indicates the sort of play and size of toy with which it will perform acceptably. If you see a motor taking in 60 watts (4 amps at 15 volts) with a claimed horsepower rating of 0.5 HP, that's total bunk.

look at orgasm alley for more info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jigsaw + dildo = sex machine

I mean, maybe... I've never tried to do it

C

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Orgasm Alley is a good source for educational material on torque. Most fucking machines have an inherent safety feature and that is they aren't fixed down so they will walk more often than not if you are using too big a toy in a tight hole. We always recommend cycling a machine by hand before switching it on as the most critical thing (injury wise) is not torque but the depth of thrust and size of the dildo. Make sure it moves freely by hand before switching it on. Lots of lube is essential especially for high-speed sessions where silicone or hybrid lubes work well (check your dildo material before using silicone lubes though).

Torque can often be confusing but more is definitely better than less. We reviewed one fucking machine that was incapable of even moving a well lubed up dildo inside a fleshlight. Total waste of money.

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)


"Jigsaw + dildo = sex machine

I mean, maybe... I've never tried to do it

C"
Jigsaw + dildo probably means a trip to A&E. You can get vaculock adaptors for reciprocating saws but that type of machine (especially jig-saws) are totally unsuitable for use as they are not waterproof and an injury waiting to happen.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

We bought on of the internet put a wand with it fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jigsaw + dildo = sex machine

I mean, maybe... I've never tried to do it

CJigsaw + dildo probably means a trip to A&E. You can get vaculock adaptors for reciprocating saws but that type of machine (especially jig-saws) are totally unsuitable for use as they are not waterproof and an injury waiting to happen."

Like I said: maybe Good to know though

C

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Wife has requested a simple one but they all seem rather large and expensive.

I've been looking at trying to work one up out of components. Not being any kind of engineer, it's a little hard going, but so far I have come up with linear stroke actuators which seem quite reasonable on various popular selling websites.

Anyone know if I am on the right lines and, if so, any tips on spec? I think probably 2" per second would be about right.

Any tips appreciated!"

Just superglue a dildo to the top of a washing machine

No need to thank me

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