FabSwingers.com forum: I can suck my own cock

By *ay.81 OP Man
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But can you suck mine though ?

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Cool story bro.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Why would you want to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*golf clap*

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Can't get anyone to do it for you?

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

Why just why

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Photos or it didnt happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You discovered this while in a hotel with 2 women?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You discovered this while in a hotel with 2 women?!?

Think the ladies are still trying to find someone over 8 inches, the search continues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos or it didnt happen"

I’ll save you the time, it didn’t happen.

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"Photos or it didnt happen

I’ll save you the time, it didn’t happen. "

my thoughts too.

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By *eallylove2lickCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

If I could do that I’d never leave the house.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"If I could do that I’d never leave the house."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to do it in my teens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prove it! Inbox me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green arrow reveals many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green arrow reveals many things

So it does jess! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green arrow reveals many things

So it does jess! Lol"

OP should change his orientation but that is just my tiny advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done... now lick your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This makes me gag. The thought of licking myself out also makes me gag haha would love hubby to do it then again some fantasies should stay fantasies think I'd throw up lol

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By *ay.81 OP Man
over a year ago

"Can't get anyone to do it for you?"

I can do it better but haven’t come across anyone that’s really good as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well done... now lick your elbow

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats!

I trump your cock sucking with my ability to clap with my tits!

I thank you

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Can't get anyone to do it for you?

I can do it better but haven’t come across anyone that’s really good as me "

Narcassist much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you spit or swallow

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Well it BGT for you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you like a hamster in a wheel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big wow, you keep chickens. There are laws against sucking them off tho. Weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings a whole new meaning to "flexible friend"

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Where's the fun in that?

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

In the top 5 things that turn me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know another like that. He keeps messaging, to ask me to watch him do it on Skype... so tempting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a medal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't get anyone to do it for you?

I can do it better but haven’t come across anyone that’s really good as me "

Self love at its finest

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

"
show us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do yoga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

Me too

So can I. Mine go down to my knees, so maybe that is more impressive than the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you spit or swallow"

Circle of life

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I know another like that. He keeps messaging, to ask me to watch him do it on Skype... so tempting

Oh, I've had that offer too lol

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Men's hot pics currently has a self sucker on them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair play if you can the enjoy until it’s not possible anymore

Can’t see a problem with it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know another like that. He keeps messaging, to ask me to watch him do it on Skype... so tempting

Oh, I've had that offer too lol"

It's probably the same guy

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Yea im afraid gravity isnt kind to me my boobs swing like spaniels ears in the wind lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

Me too

I don't believe you

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Used to have a friend who could do this. Was impressed his flexibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a man do this on cam. Impressive.

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

Me too

I don't believe you

Thats ok u dont need to believe me hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a cock but i can lick my own nipples

Me too

I don't believe you

Thats ok u dont need to believe me hun x"

That cunning plan didn't work then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised to see so many people saying why would you haha.

We are all able to play with ourselves with our hands. So we do.

If we always had the ability to suck ourselves or lick ourselves I have a sneaking suspicion we would all be doing that too!

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Now if you'd claimed to do "self-rimming", I'd really be impressed.

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By *inxy300Woman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"But can you suck mine though ? "

He would have a good go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised to see so many people saying why would you haha.

We are all able to play with ourselves with our hands. So we do.

If we always had the ability to suck ourselves or lick ourselves I have a sneaking suspicion we would all be doing that too!

Why would I?? I'm lazy. I would always much prefer to get someone to do it for me

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Congrats!

I trump your cock sucking with my ability to clap with my tits!

I thank you

I just laughed so hard a little bit of we came out ??

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

This shit must be saving you 50 quid a pop

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Well, I smiled, thinking of the late, great Bill Hicks.

He died in 1994, but had a great routine about this.

Bill Hicks:

I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage. Boy, my folks are proud of me. "Bill, honey, you still doing that suck-your-own-cock bit?"

It's on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations here have a medal.....

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By *ohnygodMan
over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

With mine I can make a belt

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

OP good for you.

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

Hi everyone.

I used to be able to do this when i was younger but Have not tried for years.

I was fit and did lot of kick boxing and as very flexible.

I used to lay on my bed and flick my legs over my head and lick away

Im fairly big but could get a a fair bit in my mouth.

Always made me curious to try with someone else.

Ive played with few but never taken one.

Im still curious to try now with a couple

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Bet my old red wouldn’t let you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would you want to?"

Does that need answering?

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Does it get snow on it in summertime to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be able to do it in my teens."

I could lick the tip, but it was less than satisfactory.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I used to be able to do it in my teens.

I could lick the tip, but it was less than satisfactory. "

Look out it’s right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to be able to do it in my teens.

I could lick the tip, but it was less than satisfactory.

Look out it’s right behind you "

If it’d had been behind me, I’d have not had to strain so hard

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

And for the next forum

My dick is so big I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surprised to see so many people saying why would you haha.

We are all able to play with ourselves with our hands. So we do.

If we always had the ability to suck ourselves or lick ourselves I have a sneaking suspicion we would all be doing that too!

Why would I?? I'm lazy. I would always much prefer to get someone to do it for me

Some of us aren't as privileged, m'lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you still haven't told us if you managed to lick your elbow

Pic proof or like the dic sucking it didnt happen

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

The film shortbus has a nice scene to take a screen shot of if you need a pic op.

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

Im going to try again soon, must do some yoga first

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

Im in training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It helps if you have a dislocated neck and a broken back...

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Great now if you get some cooking lessons, and one of those robot vaccums you won't ever have to get married

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

Lol

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

Any other stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny if your back went and you were stuck like that in A&E...

I would like to see that

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By *ay.81 OP Man
over a year ago

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Ever thought about BGT

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By *ill DoeMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

So could Prince......apparently hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave that poor animal alone

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Thats great so why you looking for a bj asap?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Well done. Good for you.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You can ask the mods to add that as a category on the fabs top trumps set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photos, or it’s nit true.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Photos, or it’s nit true. "

I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching someone try take a selfie of that -fucking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos, or it’s nit true.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching someone try take a selfie of that -fucking hilarious"

I’m too old to not think immediately of getting cramp or a bad back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seal clap*

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Photos, or it’s nit true.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall watching someone try take a selfie of that -fucking hilarious

I’m too old to not think immediately of getting cramp or a bad back.

You's be lucky not to end up in A&E

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lick windows too OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it only me that thought of neil from the inbetweeners? Took a few months and a lot of stretching but I licked the tip once lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen 2 guys do that on here already on cam and its underwhelming to see I am sure its fun for a guy who can do it for himself but even more boring than cricket to watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congrats pal

If you could try stretching it round to your arse also you won't be needing to meet anyone so prob just leave?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Congrats pal

If you could try stretching it round to your arse also you won't be needing to meet anyone so prob just leave?

Or you could carry him out like a kettle bell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you tut and say to yourself "your doing it all wrong jay I'm never gonna cum with that technique"

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