FabSwingers.com forum: Im 9inchs but looking to get my penis bigger

By *eyoooo OP Man
over a year ago

London

I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think asking for that kind of advice from strangers online isn't wise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been looking at those ads on porn videos?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

You’re still here? You were leaving g Fab last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think asking for that kind of advice from strangers online isn't wise. "

Hogwash. Get as big as possible. 24 inch minimum.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I think asking for that kind of advice from strangers online isn't wise.

Hogwash. Get as big as possible. 24 inch minimum."

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Subtle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same mate . 11 inches here looking for another inch or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whyyyyyyy"
because i can't wear shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whyyyyyyybecause i can't wear shorts

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Defo. Double it at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo. Double it at least "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

The average dick volume is 9.3 cubic inches (9 in3). So you're just a little under average. I would say go for the enlargement if it's possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????

Subtle.

Blatant 'look at me' thread don't you think?

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By *endrix30Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I think asking for that kind of advice from strangers online isn't wise.

Hogwash. Get as big as possible. 24 inch minimum."
I wonder how many women would like to try taking 24 inches. Ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well go to doctor show the Dr your Willy. Then pay them to make it if you're lucky two inches bigger.

A lot of pain and a risk of it going wrong.

You have stopped growing there's no such thing as a pill or pump that will make you any bigger.

It's your money if you want to buy the stuff. But you just be giving it away to con men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless you

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Does it not get bigger if you get someone to rub it then?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Cool story, bro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tattoo on your dick a bigger dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"
you've come to the right place for advice, I suggest you regularly hang weights from it and American guy added two inches to his doing this but when he got an erection in restaurants literally he picked the table up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????you've come to the right place for advice, I suggest you regularly hang weights from it and American guy added two inches to his doing this but when he got an erection in restaurants literally he picked the table up. "
an American

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Hahaha some people !!!!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Because 9" is never enough OP hope you get the help you need

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Try rubbing lard into it, lard dick as opposed to lard arse is a known remedy for stupidity.

Failing that try an Eastern European clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because 9" is never enough OP hope you get the help you need

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oh my you mean straps and solitary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be different... Have it reduced by 2 inches

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Because 9" is never enough OP hope you get the help you need

oh my you mean straps and solitary "

Read into it what you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because 9" is never enough OP hope you get the help you need

oh my you mean straps and solitary

Read into it what you will

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I did ha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Two extra inches of foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two extra inches of foreskin?"
nope the shaft was 2 inches longer he exercised it bit like going to gym it is a muscle but think it was over a year and a half for the transformation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he had the tape measure the wrong way round and was reading cms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he had the tape measure the wrong way round and was reading cms

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cynic ha it was televised can't remember what it was called mind but it was based on the penis

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

You want a bigger dick or be a bigger dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with it constantly and watch it grow.

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"I'm the same mate . 11 inches here looking for another inch or 2

11? Already grown another 2 since your pic then

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Am only 6.5 but happy with what I have its not what you have it how you use it and yes all men what bigger dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted 9 inches so i just folded it in half!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it big enough so you can use it as a scarf in winter too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted 12 inches extra so I put on a pair of stilettos

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Place it between the door frame and door and shut it as hard as you can.

The swelling should double it's girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Just buy a bigger cake tin and add extra ingredients to suit the size of the tin. Quite simple really. I love a bit of spotted dick with thick home made custard.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Measure it's length starting at your belly button

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'd like my cock to be 11", not sure I'd want to go through the trauma of having it cut in half though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I win the lottery I would get a penis reduction, it's not available on the NHS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop half off and sent it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me no how it goes if it works I want what your having lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop half off and sent it to me

Heck, send us all an extra half! Free penis for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think asking for that kind of advice from strangers online isn't wise.

Hogwash. Get as big as possible. 24 inch minimum."

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By *eyoooo OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ita only cheap aswell 3k funcking nothing hahahaha

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By *eyoooo OP Man
over a year ago

London

Two extra inches of foreskin?"
nah hahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the same mate . 11 inches here looking for another inch or 2

11? Already grown another 2 since your pic then "
shush I'm trying too impress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t it just be cheaper and less dangerous to buy a smaller Sky Remote

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Can you buy smaller remotes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you buy smaller remotes?

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*following*

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Ask Harry and Tom .they might know .

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"You’re still here? You were leaving g Fab last week. "

This lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think asking for that kind of advice from strangers online isn't wise.

Hogwash. Get as big as possible. 24 inch minimum. I wonder how many women would like to try taking 24 inches. Ouch. "

Only those who desire clitoral stimulation from a blow job

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By *ingobingoMan
over a year ago

chch

I've got that famous Welsh railway station tattooed onto mine.

Rhyl.

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By *obbienormalguyMan
over a year ago

oxford

I used penis pump did I think make bigger but doesnt last could try cock ring they hold blood in your cock and look horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

Just ask a sensible question eh! pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the op needs his head looked at not his dick head either why the fuck would you want bigger then 9 ?!

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

You have to wonder sometimes if certain members of fab are allowed out of the house on there own.. If so... Why so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ita only cheap aswell 3k funcking nothing hahahaha "

Can't help reading this in a Stavros style Greek accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think the op needs his head looked at not his dick head either why the fuck would you want bigger then 9 ?!"

Perhaps he's been a little sarcastic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think the op needs his head looked at not his dick head either why the fuck would you want bigger then 9 ?!

Perhaps he's been a little sarcastic?

Nah. Blatant look at me thread.

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Think the op needs his head looked at not his dick head either why the fuck would you want bigger then 9 ?!

Perhaps he's been a little sarcastic?

Nah. Blatant look at me thread."

Tbf he has nothing too look at

Although essentially he trolled right as here we all are.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Unless you have a) been watching too many porn videos and/or are b) planning to try for a job there I'd suggest you read through all the forum posts on big dicks before dreaming of being bigger and see how many women wouldn't come near you with a huge dick as bashing their cervix is extremely painful!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Holding a standard 12" ruler the wrong way round when measuring will often produce such results.

If you want it longer just buy a yard rule.

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By *asco3Man
over a year ago

neath

Dont take any notice of all these piss-takers mate. I can imagine the daily trauma you must be going through having a cock that small. Id get it done . Or join a circus. One or the other anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical, thinking about size over technique

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

You’ll need a bit of twine and a house brick.

Tie one end of the twine to the house brick.

Tie the other end to your dick.

Go upstairs and throw the brick out of an open window.

Repeat until it’s long enough for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????

You’ll need a bit of twine and a house brick.

Tie one end of the twine to the house brick.

Tie the other end to your dick.

Go upstairs and throw the brick out of an open window.

Repeat until it’s long enough for you. "

Or until the brick lands on your bellend

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By *rcheekyxxMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"
borrow me a few inches

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions?????? borrow me a few inches "

I wouldnt bother mate. See all his other posts. The green arrow is a wonderful tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have bin looking in to dick enlargement im 9inchs already but thinking to get it bigger oppinions??????"

My suggestion is look into speaking English better first. You may find that penis size is then irrelevant....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just won £10 Million pounds on the lottery tonight

This is the who can tell the biggest bull shine lie thread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got TE tattooed on mine. When it's hard it reads Toshnfromhulleastyorkshire

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I’ve got “P” Yup it says what it does on the foreskin

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Slam the door then walk that should do it.

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