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By *ust fun9 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

Just had to post this.

A lady put on her profile: "Fanny like a donkey's yawn"

Well I laughed anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard donkey, "......like a hippo's yawn," is my fave tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or how about, "wetter than an otters pocket."

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).


"Never heard donkey, "......like a hippo's yawn," is my fave tho"

Fanny like a ragman’s coat.....

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By *en474Man
over a year ago

antrim

Cock like a baby's arm holding an apple

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By *ergeant_MajorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Apparently when you get out of prison.....

You will have 'an arsehole like a clown's pocket'

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By *en474Man
over a year ago

antrim

Pussy like a wizards sleeve

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Pussy like a wizards sleeve"

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

John Wayne's saddle bags

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Mine ... see if you spot it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rougher than a bears arse

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Boabie like a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like donkeys. I think they're my favourite animal.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

fanny like a wheelie bin !

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Like chucking a sausage down an alleyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine ... see if you spot it "

Tighter than a gnat’s chuff

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Like a prick in a bowler hat

Or happy as a dog with two cocks

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Like a horses collar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had to post this.

A lady put on her profile: "Fanny like a donkey's yawn"

Well I laughed anyway.

"

Pahahahahaha!

S

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Tighter than a crabs arse at fifty fathoms

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By *ust fun9 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea


"Never heard donkey, "......like a hippo's yawn," is my fave tho"
Good sense of humour on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moister than a mermaids minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse like a clowns pocket

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By *ason.Man
over a year ago

west yorkshire

She was leaking like a knackered fridge

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

After a good bukkake session she had, "a face like a painter's radio"

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

A fanny like a bill posters bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine ... see if you spot it "

It's not hard to get verified.

Very amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine ... see if you spot it

Tighter than a gnat’s chuff"

Saying that your chuff is tighter than a gnat's chuff is rather missing the point of simile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dripping like a defrosted fridge

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By *en474Man
over a year ago

antrim

Sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish market

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dryer than a nuns chuff (our turkey)

Wet as October (wife)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a plasterers radio by the time I'd finished!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsehole like a marmite pot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like throwing a kitbag into the QM stores! (The ex squaddies will get that one!)

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Her fanny is so big I felt like a dog wagging his tail in an empty bucket!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweating like a nun in a cucumber patch

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