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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the least sexy pics you’ve seen on Fab

Our particular favourites are :-

1. Cock pic over a toilet bowl

2. Guy taking erect cock pic whilst lying down and his white socks are showing slightly out of focus

Just for fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The close up pic of their anus, I love anal but I don’t need that kind of detail

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By *ommon_usernameMan
over a year ago

home

Close up photo of cum coming out of a woman's vagina. Not a fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Any pics with drippy cum.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I once saw one of a guy who appeared to be in his back garden building a patio or something. He was just stood there all scruffy and muddied-up. I'm not an expert but that didn't look sexy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Comparing dicks to sky remotes or spirit bottles (especially from the mini bar)

*bruises or whip marks and spotty bums

We like a profile where people put some effort in their pics. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum filled condom hanging off the end of a semi flacid cock, yuk!

As someone else said, any cum filled hole/close up/graphic pics. Call me old fashioned but I prefer classy body shots, semi clothed, teasing, that sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The close up pic of their anus, I love anal but I don’t need that kind of detail"

Yeah a bulging starfish does nothing for me lol , and especially if it looks like it needs a good wipe uggh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the least sexy pics you’ve seen on Fab

Our particular favourites are :-

1. Cock pic over a toilet bowl

2. Guy taking erect cock pic whilst lying down and his white socks are showing slightly out of focus

Whats wrong with white socks lol especially pulled up to the knee

Just for fun "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cum filled condom hanging off the end of a semi flacid cock, yuk!

As someone else said, any cum filled hole/close up/graphic pics. Call me old fashioned but I prefer classy body shots, semi clothed, teasing, that sort of thing."

Kinell thats grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any pics with drippy cum."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the least sexy pics you’ve seen on Fab

Our particular favourites are :-

1. Cock pic over a toilet bowl

2. Guy taking erect cock pic whilst lying down and his white socks are showing

slightly out of focus

Just for fun "

Spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of the selfies that they point, click and upload

Clear face pics are fine

Flurry ones arent

snap chat filter ones, dont get me started lol

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Dirty fingernails, or worse, dirty arseholes - yuk.

Any photo, however technically good, where the only part of the profile owner to be seen is a single finger or an inch of their cock hanging out of a random other.

But least sexy of all are photos taken in what's obviously a child's bedroom with toys etc - I mean, why on earth would you ever do that?! Similarly, those where you can see family photos in the background. Ages back (before you could attach direct pics, so it was definitely on a profile and not in a message) some guy even had what looked like a holiday photo with a picturesque view and his kid stood right next to him, albeit with their face blacked out. *So* inappropriate and the absolute opposite of enticing - where are these people's boundaries FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the selfies that they point, click and upload

Clear face pics are fine

Flurry ones arent

snap chat filter ones, dont get me started lol "

Are the snap chat ones the ones with doggy ears and noses etc? I always think no, just no, you're not 10 years old!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotty/sore looking genitals/arse, why would ya?!?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I like a lot of the pics listed here

Ones I don't find sexy are where they've half cropped their child/partner out of a picture. Or where you can't actually make out what the picture is of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women pulling their flaps apart looking like the Predator roaring without his mask on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spotty/sore looking genitals/arse, why would ya?!? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the selfies that they point, click and upload

Clear face pics are fine

Flurry ones arent

snap chat filter ones, dont get me started lol

Are the snap chat ones the ones with doggy ears and noses etc? I always think no, just no, you're not 10 years old!!"

them ones yes LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the selfies that they point, click and upload

Clear face pics are fine

Flurry ones arent

snap chat filter ones, dont get me started lol

Are the snap chat ones the ones with doggy ears and noses etc? I always think no, just no, you're not 10 years old!!"

Well unfortunately some hot cougars and ladies use that shitty filter. just off putting really. It ruins the picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gape pics... pass me the sick bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did i read this while eating :*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic over the toilet just why?

close up Anus pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaping pics, toilet pics, close up cum pics, messy background, odd items inserted in holes, grubby nails or grubby in general, ones that look like they have an std.... I could go on forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

men in tights and heels

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Gapping vaginas or anus

Cock pics over a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women pulling their flaps apart looking like the Predator roaring without his mask on!! "

I actually just spat my coffee out while reading that, bloody hilarious x

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Dreadful wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one I just saw of a guy pissing over a drain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women pulling their flaps apart looking like the Predator roaring without his mask on!!

I actually just spat my coffee out while reading that, bloody hilarious x"

You know exactly what I mean though hey??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Snapchat filter!!

You don't have whiskers, you don't walk around with a crown of wildflowers. Just fucking stop it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done, forum. You have successfully described every 'turn-off photo' and saved me the bother.

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By *ascal121ukMan
over a year ago

allerton by water

The untidy bedrooms CLASSY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The one I just saw of a guy pissing over a drain"

Noooooooooooo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women pulling their flaps apart looking like the Predator roaring without his mask on!!

I actually just spat my coffee out while reading that, bloody hilarious x

You know exactly what I mean though hey??!"

Unfortunately I do x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spotty/sore looking genitals/arse, why would ya?!? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some of the selfies that they point, click and upload

Clear face pics are fine

Flurry ones arent

snap chat filter ones, dont get me started lol

Are the snap chat ones the ones with doggy ears and noses etc? I always think no, just no, you're not 10 years old!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close up photo of cum coming out of a woman's vagina. Not a fan"

Or out of their arse or out of a cock for that matter ... just why ?!?! Also close up vag pics thats not attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the least sexy pics you’ve seen on Fab

Our particular favourites are :-

1. Cock pic over a toilet bowl

2. Guy taking erect cock pic whilst lying down and his white socks are showing slightly out of focus

Just for fun "

cock pic avatars why would I want to see them

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

These posts are the funniest things I've read all week. I agree with nearly all the comments. Hillarious.

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Prolapsed vaginas and anuses (ani?) whuch some people delight in showing, and make it worse by pulling their lips/cheeks apart with their fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is though, some must like these types of pics as I've seen similar in the top fab'd

The mind boggles!

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

Insertions of items that shouldn't be inserted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any Snapchat filter!!

You don't have whiskers, you don't walk around with a crown of wildflowers. Just fucking stop it."

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took a look at my own profile once. Rough day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on photos where spitting is involved.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Mouth open full of cum, same with genitalia, bad shaving rash or spots on graphic closeups. Male profiles every pic a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These posts are the funniest things I've read all week. I agree with nearly all the comments. Hillarious."
your pics however very classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women pulling their flaps apart looking like the Predator roaring without his mask on!!

I actually just spat my coffee out while reading that, bloody hilarious x"

Me too

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

Huge winking asshole photos on guys profiles even worse on the ones claiming to be straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up pictures in general ... just not attractive at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suit pictures.

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Gapping Fanny’s & aresholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy or really unflattering face pics, why bother?

Guys who catch their cum in their hand and take a pic

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

Close up of people’s piles

Filters (it’ll lead to disappointment)

Guys accounts using a pic that’s mainly of some random woman

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Omg so many

But apart from the obv gynocological shots I can’t stand a load of mess in the background

Dirty socks and tissues on the floor, piles of magazines / clothes hanging out of drawers , cables all over the place, plates and the like

C’mon really ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg so many

But apart from the obv gynocological shots I can’t stand a load of mess in the background

Dirty socks and tissues on the floor, piles of magazines / clothes hanging out of drawers , cables all over the place, plates and the like

C’mon really ?? "

tell me the ones you do like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with bottles jammed up their jack 'n danny!

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Great lists people.

Perhaps Fab could put them up as part of a newbies guide: A list of pics guaranteed to get you almost zero replies.

Then we could point people at it when you get those bleating posts "How can I improve my profile, I've got dozens of pics of my cock on it and nobody is asking to meet"?

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