FabSwingers.com forum: What profession should you not say you are on a swinging site?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For example;

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What would non swinging people say, lol

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Astronaut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it really matter what your profession is, we are all here for the same thing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Benefit fraud investigating officer

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"Does it really matter what your profession is, we are all here for the same thing. "

Not us Astronauts.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Astronaut?"

I guess we would like a out of this world experience

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Benefit fraud investigating officer"

you just been watching deal or no deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when out dogging, i always find it prudent not to let on i'm a policeman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A researcher at syndey University

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

STD tester..... all your bloody meets 'd be bringing syringes n pissing in your plant pots

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does it really matter what your profession is, we are all here for the same thing. "

We(Most)on here have above average tolerance and liberal attitudes. But not the same as those outside of swinging, who are likely to be very judgmental and fail to see it as we do...

Hence the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mp defo .... if i was chatting away and everything was going fine then they saids they were involved in politics i couldnt get them out the door quick enough have no time for them .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A researcher at sydney University"

PSML

Must be the worst profession on Fabswingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A researcher at syndey University"

The best one so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah and cops ....not my favourite people .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a gyno....

shouldnt mix work and play

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Traffic warden...grr...

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast

Wot differnce does it make?I dont even like when ppl ask me wot i do 4 a living its my business.if u ask me that question usually i dont meet u anymore.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Anything to do with kids... e.g. teachers etc.

Dunno why, but (vanilla) people seem to think if you are a swinger you shouldnt be around kids.!!

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By *weet threesome wifeCouple
over a year ago

somewhere out there

"Astronaut?"
lol space cadet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh yeah and cops ....not my favourite people ."

+1 Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh yeah and cops ....not my favourite people .

+1 Billy

But if you've just been done by the police for speeding or having a personalised number plate with slightly irregular spacing just to pick an example purely at random lol when they should be out catching real criminals then doing a copper up the arse with a strap on can be strangely arousing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proctologist

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Proctologist"

scrapaing the bottom now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine declaring you were a journalist wouldn’t go down too well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol, if you took all the coppers out of swinging there would be noone left to shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STD tester..... all your bloody meets 'd be bringing syringes n pissing in your plant pots"

feck thats me out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurse/Doctor in the gum clinic, how funny would that be to see them at work after playing them em!!

that would be a great conversation!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A physcologist (sic?) specialising in lie detection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My priest. Confession would be such fun

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By *ressingUpCouple
over a year ago

redditch

An Estate Agent cos when I get me face between your legs I could start saying "compact and bejou"

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By *ohnsusCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By *ohnsusCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Artificial Inseminator ?

Once met a guy coming out of a cow shed on hol we mistook for the farmer, shook him by the hand and said is it you we need to see about camping ? he said awww nooo im the artificial inseminator (west country accent). so wish id not shook his hand after he said that lol.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

prostitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary glitter tribute act!

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

A Banker - no-one seems to like them very much these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, if you took all the coppers out of swinging there would be noone left to shag

Lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Undertaker.

You'd never know what you were being sized up for...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm Butcher?

For the same reason as ^^^^ above!

And they might treat you like a piece of meat dudum tsh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol, if you took all the coppers out of swinging there would be noone left to shag

Fireman/Military seems to have a few trying to use that as a lure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trading Standards

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

reporter for the sunday papers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clergy my son xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

a nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morgue technician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relate counsellor!

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By *rummiePartyManMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Undertaker.

You'd never know what you were being sized up for...

Disagree. An undertaker will be the last to let you down!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Undertaker.

You'd never know what you were being sized up for...

Disagree. An undertaker will be the last to let you down!

id love to meet an undertaker on the site !! id be hoping hes be wanting to try and shag me to death to drum up more business lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe someone was just bored and didnt know what to put on here lol

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