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"But extending the argument, there should be bird flavour cat food too. Anyone for a tin of tit flavour?" for human... mmmm | |||
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"Our local Lidl sells minted lamb flavour as part of their multipacks. Our two cats bloody love the stuff." I was with a lady that had 2 cats and they always brought field mice in and ate them ... there's lamb, fish, duck it goes on | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food..." They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.." Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough." Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times... | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times..." Green Bi mice...Green Bi mice...See how they run..See how they run. They ran up the legs of the farmer's wife, It's well known they go commando in Fife, They never saw such a sight in their life, Those three Bi mice | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times... Green Bi mice...Green Bi mice...See how they run..See how they run. They ran up the legs of the farmer's wife, It's well known they go commando in Fife, They never saw such a sight in their life, Those three Bi mice" Love it! | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times... Green Bi mice...Green Bi mice...See how they run..See how they run. They ran up the legs of the farmer's wife, It's well known they go commando in Fife, They never saw such a sight in their life, Those three Bi mice Love it!" | |||
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"The amount of time cats seem to spend licking their bottoms, Ass flavour!" They groom and wash themselves and are very clean animals. Maybe some men should take a leaf from their book | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times... Green Bi mice...Green Bi mice...See how they run..See how they run. They ran up the legs of the farmer's wife, It's well known they go commando in Fife, They never saw such a sight in their life, Those three Bi mice" ol | |||
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"I enjoy the taste of pussy, so should I eat cat? " Almost PMSL nice on OP | |||
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"I enjoy the taste of pussy, so should I eat cat? Almost PMSL nice on OP " good lol | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times... Green Bi mice...Green Bi mice...See how they run..See how they run. They ran up the legs of the farmer's wife, It's well known they go commando in Fife, They never saw such a sight in their life, Those three Bi mice" Groan...very droll! | |||
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"The amount of time cats seem to spend licking their bottoms, Ass flavour! They groom and wash themselves and are very clean animals. Maybe some men should take a leaf from their book " Some ‘men’???? | |||
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"I wouldn't like the job of trying to get the meat off a tiny mouse to put in the cat food... They wouldn't have to get the meat off, they'd grind up the whole mouse! Which isn't strange because cats eat the whole mouse..Apart from the green bi, which they leave for you to stand on with your bare feet when you're stumbling half asleep to the loo in the middle of the night.. Green bit! Not bi..Why phone, why would you substitute bi for bit? Because we're on fab...Fair enough. Green bi mice..a nursery rhyme for our times... Green Bi mice...Green Bi mice...See how they run..See how they run. They ran up the legs of the farmer's wife, It's well known they go commando in Fife, They never saw such a sight in their life, Those three Bi mice Groan...very droll! " Don't you groan at my poetry! I'll have you no there's no beginning to my talents! | |||
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