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Where is the best place you have masterbaited

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So come on guys and girls.....

For me it was using this site why at work and had to take a trip to the toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once did it at school while sitting an exam.

Obviously I didn't whack the old man out but performed an inside trouser manoeuvre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a bus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

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Is that the best plaice??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a start, I don't masterbait, I mastUrbate, lol.

The other sounds like your going fishing!!!!

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

"

Lol, great minds x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x"

So what am I thinking now???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

"

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X"

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't they have massdabaites in parliament. They should, there all wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

"

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a bus..top deck..front seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x"

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still laughing at the way hes spelt masturbate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarket starts with A and end's in a but i will mentien no names to save any embarsement lol xxx :*

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Ps i know i cant spell lmao xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx"

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

"

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!! "

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

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By *weet medicineWoman
over a year ago

Kesgrave

one of t best places is always in front of a lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

"

Any chance of some octo pussy?

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford

'fond memory of a lady giving me a very pleasant fondle through my trousers while in a lift, on our way to our hotel room.

Other people in the lift not aware made it very erotic..

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet


"On a bus..top deck..front seat "

Snap but I wasn't doing the hand work

_rummps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

Any chance of some octo pussy?"

Whale now, if you haddock octopussy instead of cockles you may have bream in with a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

Any chance of some octo pussy?

Whale now, if you haddock octopussy instead of cockles you may have bream in with a chance

"

Well pollocks then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

Any chance of some octo pussy?

Whale now, if you haddock octopussy instead of cockles you may have bream in with a chance

Well pollocks then!

"

Lol!

Octopussy's are my Sole reason for living. They satisfy my Bass needs.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I once baited a Master at Harrow.

Just the once though, never again. I couldn't sit down for a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

Any chance of some octo pussy?

Whale now, if you haddock octopussy instead of cockles you may have bream in with a chance

Well pollocks then!

Lol!

Octopussy's are my Sole reason for living. They satisfy my Bass needs.

"

Stop carping on about it you two ;o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we always masterbaite when we go fishing,

Is that the best plaice??

Lol, great minds x

So what am I thinking now???

Probably, your plaice or mine, lol?

X

You must be codding, I've got a splitting haddock xx

Salmon told me to beware of men with a trout pout x

Did you tell me that just for the halibut?

xx

No, but is that a kipper in yer pocket or are you just pleased to sea me?

No but I'm hoping you'll give me fishy fingers!!

That'd be a case of squid pro quo....

Any chance of some octo pussy?

Whale now, if you haddock octopussy instead of cockles you may have bream in with a chance

Well pollocks then!

Lol!

Octopussy's are my Sole reason for living. They satisfy my Bass needs.

Stop carping on about it you two ;o)"

You're a ray of sunshine. You can't just halibut in ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to the seabed before I get hooked on this thread.

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