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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

check out my profile and pics.

If you think i'm fit send me a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"check out my profile and pics.

If you think i'm fit send me a message."

I guess this adequately sums it up!

I'm not portraying to be athletic mind you!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males "

ex athlete... would that be a 100m runner... or would that be a hammer thrower....

rugby... fly half or prop???

see.. the thing is I wouldn't tend to assume

signed

fat freak of an athlete who represented the UK at american football... County at both rugby union and league, and basketball power forward....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!"

I just hate it and get annoyed when people mistake "athlete" for "6 pack"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!

I just hate it and get annoyed when people mistake "athlete" for "6 pack".... "

Same as when people say I`m fit..

Fit fer what...remember Superstars %*

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Well on here we take it to mean athletic body type...sixpack etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noone reads profiles do they? lol

id say a good 80% of the mail i get are from people i havnt stated im looking for

Out of my age range, couple, people asking to come to mine etc

Even when your quite clear about what your after people your not after will still mail you

Its no big deal just move on

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By *rummpsMan
over a year ago

thanet

Just what does one look like?

There used to be an ex “Mr Universe” live nearby and he was a wreck!

His Mrs. was tasty though.

_rummps x

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By *ong_legs2Couple
over a year ago

essex


"welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!

I just hate it and get annoyed when people mistake "athlete" for "6 pack".... "

ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!

I just hate it and get annoyed when people mistake "athlete" for "6 pack".... "

I'm athletic and I am a woman with no six pack and a sticky out belly. Doesn't stop me walking, swimming, cycling and other more intimate sports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an I'm reasonably good at darts.

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By *unessexblMan
over a year ago

Colchester

I like to think that I am a trained athlete...just my sport involves drinking copious quantities of ale and packets of crisps...I train normally 6 Nights a week and take my sport seriously and have invested much time in it over the years as well as money my training...yet so,e people would not say I am athletic just fat which I find quite distressing

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

athelete is different from athletic body type.... who looks on fab for someone who can compete in the olympics? lol Have some sense people. Its what physical type you are attracted to surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to think that I am a trained athlete...just my sport involves drinking copious quantities of ale and packets of crisps...I train normally 6 Nights a week and take my sport seriously and have invested much time in it over the years as well as money my training...yet so,e people would not say I am athletic just fat which I find quite distressing "

still a lovely body though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!

I just hate it and get annoyed when people mistake "athlete" for "6 pack"....

I'm athletic and I am a woman with no six pack and a sticky out belly. Doesn't stop me walking, swimming, cycling and other more intimate sports."

same here and I walk to work and back every day, 8 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could state on my profile I was looking for blue or green men only and would still get messages that my profile specifically says I dont want.

Sadly it's true, people do not read profiles, If I was looking for a particular flavour/type for a particular event I would search profiles and contact any that caught my eye :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many threads about we will only meet a 33 year old 6'1" with a perfect 6 pack with shaven balls but trimmed round the cock!!! For fucks sale I thought swinging was supposed to be about enjoyment n having a laugh not Venetia engineering of a perfect sexual partner, starting to grate on me the amount of pretentious threads in the forums!! What happened to having a laugh and occasionally discussing the serious shut going on in the world? From a bloke with a hairy chest (Eeeuuew yuk) a bit of a belly (what a slob) who can do a sub 7 minute mile and still regularly plays football and badminton (see athletic is a suggestive word)

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A sub 7 minute mile?

Pffft, I can beat that EASILY.

As long as the car starts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genetic engineering lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sub 7 minute mile?

Pffft, I can beat that EASILY.

As long as the car starts."

Cars? The chariots without horses?? Welcome to the Edwardian west mids lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A sub 7 minute mile?

Pffft, I can beat that EASILY.

As long as the car starts.

Cars? The chariots without horses?? Welcome to the Edwardian west mids lol"

I'll give you a shot of my horseless carriage if you let me at a couple of West Mids Scullery Maids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males

ex athlete... would that be a 100m runner... or would that be a hammer thrower....

rugby... fly half or prop???

see.. the thing is I wouldn't tend to assume

signed

fat freak of an athlete who represented the UK at american football... County at both rugby union and league, and basketball power forward...."

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I was athletic, only because I do martial arts and cycling though, up to you whether you think I look it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal, though are u athletic called Desmond, 6'1" have 5 tattoos(of which only 1 can be visible) work in an office, wear only Calvin kleins, all ur own teeth (and no more than 1 to be slightly faulty ie crooked or broke) and finally drive a mclaren f1? If yes to all the above the scullery maids of the west mids will be putty in ur hands!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sub 7 minute mile?

Pffft, I can beat that EASILY.

As long as the car starts.

Cars? The chariots without horses?? Welcome to the Edwardian west mids lol

I'll give you a shot of my horseless carriage if you let me at a couple of West Mids Scullery Maids."

*stands quietly in corner with feather duster and winks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha-ha,,,,,,,, sorry I’ve got to laugh,,,,, expecting the description Athletic male” to be interpreted as only encompassing honed taut ripped guys and therefore solely attract the attention of said Adonis’s …... on here, on a free swingers site…… ffs… that’s made my day…… lmfao……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*stands quietly in corner with feather duster and winks*

Achoooo bloody hell sorry didn't realise how dusty my house was, I need to sack the scullery maid and take on a new 1!! Do you have a cv to submit lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welsh sumo wrestler here hehehe well not quite!

I just hate it and get annoyed when people mistake "athlete" for "6 pack".... "

Same here, I've got a six pack in my fridge thats been there that long it's way past it's sell buy date!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stands quietly in corner with feather duster and winks*

Achoooo bloody hell sorry didn't realise how dusty my house was, I need to sack the scullery maid and take on a new 1!! Do you have a cv to submit lol x"

I've got a maids outfit if that helps

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

There are loads of athletic body type guys on here - as to whether or not they can run a 5 min mile well.... tbh I have never asked them to. Not really required to do that on a meet I would never catch them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a guy told us he had "athletic" physique we'd expect a muscular physique

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males "

There are quite a few 'athletic' males on here.....

I have perved most of them, discreetly of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*stands quietly in corner with feather duster and winks*

Achoooo bloody hell sorry didn't realise how dusty my house was, I need to sack the scullery maid and take on a new 1!! Do you have a cv to submit lol x

I've got a maids outfit if that helps"

For me or you???? Lol if I wear it I feel I may slightly stretch it with my 6 pack pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite a few blokes regard anything less than fat as 'athletic'

'athletic' is (in many cases) the new 'average'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately thats the way it is.....people will always send a message on the off chance you may actually like their pic....but when narrow criteria down so much causes a problem with people fitting that certain 'mould' you are looking for. Myself I wouldnt class myself as 'athletic'looking so wouldnt mail...but thats just me.....but 100s would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males "

lmfao hey darts players are considered athletes these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i class athletic as lean muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When stating body type on a profile you are either state you are slim, athletic, average, curvey etc, etc.

Athletic in my eyes is somebody with a good physique, don't need to have lots of muscle but well defined.

As people get older they may not look athletic to the younger people, but for their age they probably are, as we all know how hard it is to keep in shape the older we get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

why do people get offended when you are looking for for a certain type?

nik likes athletic men,so if you are fat its not going to get her wet,sorry.

as for people saying about not reading profiles...

we put put 'nik is sexy' in the subject.

i reckn 1 in 4 did! 1 even said ive read your profile and like it

rather than just block i replied saying you didnt read the profile at all,then blocked him.

as others have said,athletic is having muscle definition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres just something sooooo sexy about a young fit body,maybe its all about the apollo belt...who knows....i just know it works for me,and so far i havent been disappointed....naughty i know...but so nice...

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Darts players along with snooker players would have been Olympic athletes if thier respective ruling bodies got thier way as they tried to get htese athletes into the Olympic games a few years back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do people get offended when you are looking for for a certain type?

nik likes athletic men,so if you are fat its not going to get her wet,sorry.

as for people saying about not reading profiles...

we put put 'nik is sexy' in the subject.

i reckn 1 in 4 did! 1 even said ive read yyour profile and like it

rather than just block i replied saying you didnt read the profile at all,then blocked him.

as others have said,athletic is having muscle definition"

I posted something similar on the "bi" thread. I really struggle to understand why people get offended if they are excluded from a stranger's playlist...just don't get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

athletic to me means slim but toned with muscle definition also.

whether that has developed naturally or with some sort of sport or training.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

think the problem is some people get athletic and toned and ripped mixed up i have an athletic body that was suited to distance running but in no way shape or form is it toned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im skinny couldnt give a fuck...plus this musclebuilding shake tastes like stale spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'll give you a shot of my horseless carriage if you let me at a couple of West Mids Scullery Maids."

*curtsies* you rang?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well I do state either athletic or average on my profile as we all know people class themselves as one or other, but athletic to me means toned...and I haven't be disapointed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I could play on some endurance gene as i keep...puff.............puff...wheeze...going..................on and..............on and..............on........wheeze...

bbl am fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im skinny couldnt give a fuck...plus this musclebuilding shake tastes like stale spunk"

ah my mate is into them protein shakes - his breath (and farts) are rank since he started on um

mind you, the big fk off arms in his t-shirt seem to attract women (and men) like there's no 2morra

so i guess there's always a trade off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAHAHA THAT HAD ME ROLLING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im skinny couldnt give a fuck...plus this musclebuilding shake tastes like stale spunk

ah my mate is into them protein shakes - his breath (and farts) are rank since he started on um

mind you, the big fk off arms in his t-shirt seem to attract women (and men) like there's no 2morra

so i guess there's always a trade off !"

Well I asked a few guys round to help me ina gangbang, they asked what was in it for them...stupid question eh!!!

"u can hold me up...I tire easy" I said

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By *ano01Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd class myself as athletic, I have lean muscle and good definition but I'm not Jodie Marsh. I also want an athletic man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males

ex athlete... would that be a 100m runner... or would that be a hammer thrower....

rugby... fly half or prop???

see.. the thing is I wouldn't tend to assume

signed

fat freak of an athlete who represented the UK at american football... County at both rugby union and league, and basketball power forward...."

That's cool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about the guys, but there are plenty of women doing the same. Ones who say athletic or slim when they are curvy at the very very best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess it all depends on what kind of athlete you are looking for as you know it can massively range from Summo-Pentathlon lol

Personally I like to keep myself out of the gym as I find them boring but I’m naturally, physically and mentally fit and will give you a run for your money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know about the guys, but there are plenty of women doing the same. Ones who say athletic or slim when they are curvy at the very very best."

Very True lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok the term is open to interpretation, and we all have our own preference, but I think we can all be sensible and make an assumption on what people generally mean by the term 'athletic'.

My preference for athletic would be a powerlifter, strongman kind of look, but I know full well thats not what 90% of people mean when they use the term!

x

(for the record hubby is a solid 16st lump of athlete who is a weightlifter! YAY!!!!) x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

would you tell the All Black front row they weren't athletic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at the OP's pics athletic to her must mean toned, as her hubby is that way in their pics!!

As for others athletic is open to interpretation, in my case I think it means toned, with definition in the muscles!!

Athletic to some long distance runners or gymnasts could in others eyes be considered skinny. and on the other hand could be geoff capes massive and built like a brick shit house.

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males "

Too bad you blocked me... I know what athletic people look like too, I run past a lot of them when I am racing 10k 47 minutes

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Athletic to some (a flat stomach is taken for granted here) means you don't sweat excessively or get out of breath... I think a lot of women will be able to follow my drift here...

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Most of the profiles on this site have very specific requirements regarding the partners they are looking for. Heaps and heaps or requirements. There is, though, one method of measurement that I have never seen on Fabswingers profiles. It is a measurement which once you are familiar with it can bring to mind very quickly what the 'athletic'or otherwise figure of the other party is like. The method of measurement is the Body-Mass Index or BMI. If an accurate BMI is posted on the profile it will quickly isolate the curvy women from the not so curvy and the genuine athletic men from the Billy Bunters... My BMI is 21.1

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By *reyyaMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males

ex athlete... would that be a 100m runner... or would that be a hammer thrower....

rugby... fly half or prop???

see.. the thing is I wouldn't tend to assume

signed

fat freak of an athlete who represented the UK at american football... County at both rugby union and league, and basketball power forward....

Show off "

I love it

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By *herokee18Couple
over a year ago

Carlisle


"we posted on our profile we were looking for "athletic male" i even said im an ex athlete and know what one looks like.

yet we kept getting messages off what looked like darts players...

do they sell magic mirrors in ikea?

we never found our mmf man and had to block messages from males

ex athlete... would that be a 100m runner... or would that be a hammer thrower....

rugby... fly half or prop???

see.. the thing is I wouldn't tend to assume

signed

fat freak of an athlete who represented the UK at american football... County at both rugby union and league, and basketball power forward...."

As the saying goes......There is always one!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People will interpret things as they wish but I think most of us reading a profile which asks for athletic men will assume it means a fit, toned, 6 pack, type of guy. There's no point trying to convince people that you are athletic if you are an average, soft tummied guy who just happens to have won the egg and spoon race in primary school.

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