FabSwingers.com forum: Blow job on the m5

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And endanger other road users lives ? Hell, why not upload a video as well to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Central reservation?

Hard shoulder?

Whilst driving?!

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over a year ago

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By *amagustaMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Use service area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the M5? What's wrong with other M roads?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If we were both in the back seat, yes.

But it wouldn’t be as good as a blow job on the M4, obviously

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Not unless I was in a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!"

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

".....would you?"

Erm easy answer NO!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Only a complete fucking idiot would do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the M5? What's wrong with other M roads?

Yes I’d much prefer the M11 or M25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex on the M5 in the back of a large camper, goes without saying I wasn't at the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bmw m5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends!

Who’s driving, who’s doing the BJ etc.

Back seat of a tour bus with the driver totally unaware, why not?

Is this a trick question OP to cause moral outrage? You little scamp, you!

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

is this a euphemism? another term I don't know & really shouldn't google?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why the M5? What's wrong with other M roads?

Yes I’d much prefer the M11 or M25

The M4's quite nice this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

We're not permitted to hold mobile phones. We use them all the time, with hands free kits.

Both hands would be firmly on the wheel at all times I'm sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

We're not permitted to hold mobile phones. We use them all the time, with hands free kits.

Both hands would be firmly on the wheel at all times I'm sure...

Are you seriously suggesting a man receiving a blow job whilst driving, would be in full control and not distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

We're not permitted to hold mobile phones. We use them all the time, with hands free kits.

Both hands would be firmly on the wheel at all times I'm sure...

Are you seriously suggesting a man receiving a blow job whilst driving, would be in full control and not distracted

Do you work for the HSE?

I can't speak for any other men, but I can tell you that I didn't feel out of control at any point. Would my reaction time have been slower? Possibly. Would my reaction time have been slower than a recently qualified driver, or a pensioner? Probably not.

Admittedly, we didn't keep going until I came, which might have had a more detrimental effect on my concentration. I pulled over before that point (In a safe place I might add), so I could bend her over the passenger wing, lift her skirt, pull her knickers to one side and give her a good hard fuck!

All I can say is that no one was killed and a pretty amazing time was had by both of us. We were both still grinning when we got home for round 2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Be safe friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge."

I like a lady that can appreciate the fine details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge."

Great choice!! but I'd be worried you'd want to sacrifice me after as I'm a Virgin! (well a fabbing one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge.

Great choice!! but I'd be worried you'd want to sacrifice me after as I'm a Virgin! (well a fabbing one)"

Close enough. You know there's a blue super moon on Wednesday right? Meet you at 11pm in Basingstoke...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Whilst driving or anything that endangers, absolutely not! A closed off motorway and only us present, well we wouldn't just stop at a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Only if I was in an M5 parked in car park!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Had sex on the M5 in the back of a large camper, goes without saying I wasn't at the wheel. "

Oooh id love to do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex on the M5 in the back of a large camper, goes without saying I wasn't at the wheel.

Oooh id love to do that. "

When the van’s a rockin’....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

M69 is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't do it during rush hour the roads full of wankers as it is don't need knob gobblers too.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

".....would you?"

Where on the m5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The M6 between junctions 8 to 6 on a Monday morning would be your best bet. Heavy traffic so therefore it would minimise the risk of crashing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex on the M5 in the back of a large camper, goes without saying I wasn't at the wheel.

Oooh id love to do that. "

Me too. Been a fantasy for years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it been done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope rather find a quiet spot and get sucked off in car where your not likely to cause an accident

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Had sex on the M5 in the back of a large camper, goes without saying I wasn't at the wheel.

Oooh id love to do that.

Me too. Been a fantasy for years

Me too, there’s something about the motion of being in a vehicle. Love to in the back of a limo or on one of those tour buses that have beds, or the bedroom on one of those trains that you can get to go across whole countries on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had sex on the M5 in the back of a large camper, goes without saying I wasn't at the wheel.

Oooh id love to do that.

Me too. Been a fantasy for years

You can cum on my boat......

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Of course!

Been there done that! Lol

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"M69 is the way to go"

Too old I’m afraid for us...filters suggest M40 would be OK though.

Oh, and no, driving requires full concentration all the time, no chance of restricted movement in case of emergency braking, the passenger is in danger if you brake sharply etc etc.

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Many many years ago...... I had sex on the M25 hard shoulder

But it's ok.... it was with the policeman in his van!

Do I get a round of applause or a smacked bum??

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

".....would you?"

Its long. Id only need the M271.

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By *renchlover999Man
over a year ago

Cotswolds

It's got to be both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge.

Great choice!! but I'd be worried you'd want to sacrifice me after as I'm a Virgin! (well a fabbing one)

Close enough. You know there's a blue super moon on Wednesday right? Meet you at 11pm in Basingstoke...

Would prefer it under a Blue Stone!, but a Blue Moon will do. Will you be examining the Aubrey Holes?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ve driven the M5 for many years.

If I received one and and my concentration and road awareness wasn’t affected at all, I’d imagine it was a pretty poor blow job

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"bmw m5."

Careful i got a roasting for say BMW in hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course!

Been there done that! Lol

Same, just not on the M5, different road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge.

Great choice!! but I'd be worried you'd want to sacrifice me after as I'm a Virgin! (well a fabbing one)

Close enough. You know there's a blue super moon on Wednesday right? Meet you at 11pm in Basingstoke...

Would prefer it under a Blue Stone!, but a Blue Moon will do. Will you be examining the Aubrey Holes?

Well I was hoping you might help with that! I think only one has been opened up recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A406 at rush hour if you want to be really kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge."

Have you swallowed a Garmin?!?!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Only a complete fucking idiot would do that."

Well this one did ..I gave one to Si on the m6 whilst driving to our first visit to chams and most enjoyable it was too x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge.

Have you swallowed a Garmin?!?!"

Why? Women not supposed to know about roads and routes?!

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"I’ve driven the M5 for many years.

If I received one and and my concentration and road awareness wasn’t affected at all, I’d imagine it was a pretty poor blow job

I've fallen asleep during a rubbish blowjob before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only a complete fucking idiot would do that.

Well this one did ..I gave one to Si on the m6 whilst driving to our first visit to chams and most enjoyable it was too x storm x"

They don't know what they're missing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

We're not permitted to hold mobile phones. We use them all the time, with hands free kits.

Both hands would be firmly on the wheel at all times I'm sure...

Are you seriously suggesting a man receiving a blow job whilst driving, would be in full control and not distracted

Do you work for the HSE?

All I can say is that no one was killed and a pretty amazing time was had by both of us. We were both still grinning when we got home for round 2.

Hope you get caught and lose your licence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. I'd go A303, climax timed to coincide with the cresting of the rise just after Amesbury to get the first view of Stonehenge.

Great choice!! but I'd be worried you'd want to sacrifice me after as I'm a Virgin! (well a fabbing one)

Close enough. You know there's a blue super moon on Wednesday right? Meet you at 11pm in Basingstoke...

Would prefer it under a Blue Stone!, but a Blue Moon will do. Will you be examining the Aubrey Holes?

Well I was hoping you might help with that! I think only one has been opened up recently?"

I'd love to help out, but worry that it's a long way for you to travel. Are there any Henges or Barrows near Leeds? Maybe you should make your own and then you can fill your Aubrey hole with whatever takes your fancy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

We're not permitted to hold mobile phones. We use them all the time, with hands free kits.

Both hands would be firmly on the wheel at all times I'm sure...

Are you seriously suggesting a man receiving a blow job whilst driving, would be in full control and not distracted

Do you work for the HSE?

All I can say is that no one was killed and a pretty amazing time was had by both of us. We were both still grinning when we got home for round 2.

Hope you get caught and lose your licence!"

That would require time travel, so highly unlikely. Sorry to disappoint though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he mean a mmmfmm (F1-M5) meet?

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Only a complete fucking idiot would do that.

Well this one did ..I gave one to Si on the m6 whilst driving to our first visit to chams and most enjoyable it was too x storm x

They don't know what they're missing.

x storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone has watched American Gods, they would know this is a bad idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

We're not permitted to hold mobile phones. We use them all the time, with hands free kits.

Both hands would be firmly on the wheel at all times I'm sure...

Are you seriously suggesting a man receiving a blow job whilst driving, would be in full control and not distracted

Do you work for the HSE?

All I can say is that no one was killed and a pretty amazing time was had by both of us. We were both still grinning when we got home for round 2.

Hope you get caught and lose your licence!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

they still havent got it right with mobile phones.........

when it was legal to drive using a mobile i'd miss my turning ,why ? not because i'm holding a phone in my hand ,because im concentrating on the phone call and not the road..........

now i'm legal using hands free , guess what , i still miss my turning as i'm concentrating on the phone call..

holding something as small and as light as a mobile isnt causing accidents/crashes.....

what next ..........dont read road signs and advertising boards on motorways as its undue care and attention..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it classed as any different to a lady fingering herself driving along or a man wanking himself..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i met a couple who asked me to drive down the M6 with them at night.... i jumped in the back of the car with the fellas Mrs and we had sex as he drove and watched.... it was amazing to be honest

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"i met a couple who asked me to drive down the M6 with them at night.... i jumped in the back of the car with the fellas Mrs and we had sex as he drove and watched.... it was amazing to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn’t there a couple that got sent to prison for this about ten years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn’t there a couple that got sent to prison for this about ten years ago?"

Wasn't me honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i met a couple who asked me to drive down the M6 with them at night.... i jumped in the back of the car with the fellas Mrs and we had sex as he drove and watched.... it was amazing to be honest

He drove safely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could try the m6 you could be sat there for hours with a audience haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've drove with a butt plug in and a cock ring on before. I had to pull over

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'd rather the M5 than the back road my ex went down on me on, although I wasn't complaining if I'm honest.. Changing gear was a problem, so cruising on the M5 would be a breeze!

So we are not permitted to use mobile phones, as research shows people KILL other road users whilst distracted. Yeah I suppose, more victims on the M5. Mass carnage....a breeze

they still havent got it right with mobile phones.........

when it was legal to drive using a mobile i'd miss my turning ,why ? not because i'm holding a phone in my hand ,because im concentrating on the phone call and not the road..........

now i'm legal using hands free , guess what , i still miss my turning as i'm concentrating on the phone call..

holding something as small and as light as a mobile isnt causing accidents/crashes.....

what next ..........dont read road signs and advertising boards on motorways as its undue care and attention.."

That is why they have reduced signage on motorways. Even city streets are reviewing the number of signs on them as people become blind to them and drive dangerously trying to read them.

I've said this before and I'll say it again.... If a guy can drive while I'm sucking him offcut will be a shit blow job and I dibt give shit blow jobs

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