FabSwingers.com forum: The Fab Endowment Policy...

By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

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Thinking about proposing a Fab Policy for penis size following a (not unpleasant) meet where a Fem partner wanted another guy whose cock would make her feel really stretched and full; a real eye watering encounter (ie bigger than me

) We finally hitched up with a nice couple and the husband was supposedly VWE (as described by his wife). Well they rock up and eventually it’s cocks out for the lasses and lo and behold, we’re pretty much the same size. His wife has clearly been blowing smoke up his kilt. In the interests of improving the Fab meet experience I’m proposing we introduce a Fab Standard Endowment Policy - stretching (!) from a Zero Interest Endowment (micro- penis) all the way to an Interest Only Endowment (a behemoth of little practical use to mere mortals but looks amazing). Using the 6” as the Average Standard Cock (ASC), 7” as the Endowed (E), 8” Well Endowed (WE), 9” VWE, 10” VVWE .... and so on and so forth.

Girth would comprise the generally accepted method of measuring the circumference of the widest part of the cock shaft using the Wife’s measuring tape from her sewing box while she’s out. In order to take into account those dicks with knob ends that are thicker than the shaft, the suffix LG (Large Glans) would apply after the shaft circumference measurement. Finally any other cock characteristics will be indicated such as SLB (Slight Left Bend), CU (curves upwards) Str8 (straight, no deviations).

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

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I officially certify truly well endowed guys. 100% truthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll still lie.

The Sky remote does the job, anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way below average then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Problem is iv not measured my dick since i was 16

Iv no idea if its the same size i know im not in height weight and im not getting out a tape measure for a website u either like it or dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 6.5 inches at 16 no idea now im older looks smaller but im about 4 stone heavier than i was then no need to lie about it

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

OP... random question, are you an engineer of sort? Engineering humour coming up with a standardised level of measurement when confused by people’s interpretations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

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"They'll still lie.

The Sky remote does the job, anyway."

So the trick is to post confirmation of the Endowment number on Fab MeatAdvisor©?®?™?

Ta Dah!!!

Sky remote is not a universally recognised and accepted method and is similar to the Coors Lite beer can penis scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

Lol

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

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"OP... random question, are you an engineer of sort? Engineering humour coming up with a standardised level of measurement when confused by people’s interpretations

Alright I’ll admit it, I am an engineer. I do love a well lubricated screw...

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

You are absolutely right, we ought to embrace metric.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Thinking about proposing a Fab Policy for penis size following a (not unpleasant) meet where a Fem partner wanted another guy whose cock would make her feel really stretched and full; a real eye watering encounter (ie bigger than me

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)"

Excellent plan op!

Will you be devising a similar scale for the vagina?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)

Excellent plan op!

Will you be devising a similar scale for the vagina?

Id me happy to apply for the position of official measurer

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)

Excellent plan op!

Will you be devising a similar scale for the vagina?

Id me happy to apply for the position of official measurer

For every lady on Fab?

Could be time consuming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id give it a go

But we could split the country into 4 or 5 im sure they would be plenty of volunteers

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

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A similar scale for the vagina.... ?

Peachy, I’ve never met a guy who would even consider that necessary - consider the following conversation that would NEVER HAPPEN:

“hi, thanks for the wink, I’m sorry but it’s going to have to be a no from me. You’ve got a lovely body, sexy eyes and great tits but I think we’ll be a little bit on the loose side, I’m going to keep on looking for something a bit more snug”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'll still lie.

The Sky remote does the job, anyway."

Rupert Murdock?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

That's a good point. Sounds more impressive putting it in metric lol.

I am 15.24 cm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

That's a good point. Sounds more impressive putting it in metric lol.

I am 15.24 cm

Does seem like a large number.. is it equal to 3 Inches?

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

That's a good point. Sounds more impressive putting it in metric lol.

I am 15.24 cm

Does seem like a large number.. is it equal to 3 Inches? "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)"

That's a good idea but where does this stop?

will need another 1 for saggi tittes and fishy fannys people with doggie breath that makes you go limp as soon as they open there mouth she could be a perfect 10 with all the rite curves and moves but as soon as her breathing gets heaver as she's getting a good pounding the smell just come back.

There's only so many mints in a packet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'll still lie.

The Sky remote does the job, anyway.

So the trick is to post confirmation of the Endowment number on Fab MeatAdvisor©?®?™?

Ta Dah!!!

Sky remote is not a universally recognised and accepted method and is similar to the Coors Lite beer can penis scale"

Ah... funny you might say, as funny as the picture looks on said profiles, it is actually a good tool to use ( pardon the pun ) because a sky remote measures exactly 20.2cm which is 7.992 inches so if you are looking for 8 inches or above then bobs your uncle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP why don't you just ask for proof of size, with inflated cock next to a ruler next time XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UK average is 5.5 inches, not 6.

Pretty sure most guys measure from their arse hole or belly button, anyway!

In 5 years of me swinging, only 4 men had the same size cock in person, as he had put on his profile. All the rest were ranged from 4-6 inches, unlike the 8+ they had boasted about. Stupid really, as I'd always preferred average guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These" big" guys measure from the tip of their cocks to there arsehole just as you would measure a cat's tail. A guy is VWE when normal condoms don't fit

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By *r PoliteMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

Somehow, i feel a bit like a car tyre at the mo, but i think I'm A ASC6.5LGUCSLB.

Anyone want to come check my calibration?

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"OP... random question, are you an engineer of sort? Engineering humour coming up with a standardised level of measurement when confused by people’s interpretations

Not sure about engineer sounds like some crap Jean-Claude Druncker might come out with for the standard EU Penis

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Cool thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx can is no longer a recognised method of measurement since they now do the mini 3" can it could be confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lynx can is no longer a recognised method of measurement since they now do the mini 3" can it could be confusing

Damn! Foiled my plot (De)

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Simple solution: Just post a photo with a sky remote along side.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Perhaps an ideal measurement scale should be a £1 coin The circumference of a £1 coin is 22.5mm. the measuree is to place his said cock on a flat surface and starting from the base of the said cock place pound coins in a line alongside. If upon reaching the end thier is space but not for a pound coin then whatever denomination could be used. A 1 p is 20.3mm A 5p is 18mm

For example. I have measured my instrument and I can announce I am worth £7.01p

This is an excellent method of measurements and cuts out on any sky remote/ lynx can discrepancies

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"Perhaps an ideal measurement scale should be a £1 coin The circumference of a £1 coin is 22.5mm. the measuree is to place his said cock on a flat surface and starting from the base of the said cock place pound coins in a line alongside. If upon reaching the end thier is space but not for a pound coin then whatever denomination could be used. A 1 p is 20.3mm A 5p is 18mm

For example. I have measured my instrument and I can announce I am worth £7.01p

This is an excellent method of measurements and cuts out on any sky remote/ lynx can discrepancies "

Perhaps we should give a British Standards Number

BTW 22.5mm is the diameter of a £1 coin the circumerence would be 70.68mm now that would make for one huge cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heHotwifePairCouple
over a year ago

South

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

Agreed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WE6.5CUSS - SS = slight scarring

It does feel a bit clinical but then we do seem to like to categorise and standardise everything.

Maybe I will put it on my profile in case the FAB-cock-grading takes off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did I just read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)"
let's start with u take ur cock out

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

I prefer an imperial cock.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

So a dude showing a WE6.5LGSRB on his profile is packing a 8”, comfortably girthy cock with a slight bend to the right but has a knob end that might make your eyes water getting it in...

So from now on people, start asking your potential meets for their Fab Endowment Policy Cock Code to avoid disappointment.

Also ask me about my alternative to the often abused Fab Verify system, this app allows swingers to post unbiased reviews of their experiences. I’m calling it MeatAdvisor (it’s a play on words)"

I approve, there's far too much skullduggery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to complicate matters there's no grading for circumcised or not

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"WE6.5CUSS - SS = slight scarring

It does feel a bit clinical but then we do seem to like to categorise and standardise everything.

Maybe I will put it on my profile in case the FAB-cock-grading takes off! "

Slight Scarring!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never measured a cock in my life, but I know Dave's is the biggest I've had.... Not the longest, but the longest fat one.

I like big cocks. I've been so disappointed sometimes when I've been faced with a cock that clearly doesn't match the flaming pictures....that or he's worn it away shagging and wanking and only a withered stump remains.

Anyway.... I'm just gonna use this thread to perv now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did I just read"

I thought that. Far too technical for my child addled brain

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By *ehind closed curtainsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

Two observations OP:-

1/ are you using US or UK imperial?

2/ do you need to define level of excitement / engorgement pre measurement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky Q remote is smaller though so should we clarify the remote we use??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WE6.5CUSS - SS = slight scarring

It does feel a bit clinical but then we do seem to like to categorise and standardise everything.

Maybe I will put it on my profile in case the FAB-cock-grading takes off!

Slight Scarring!! "

A rather unpleasant skin cancer .... a couple of aggressive operations and I am fine .... albeit with a Frankencock!

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I've never measured a cock in my life, but I know Dave's is the biggest I've had.... Not the longest, but the longest fat one.

Anyway.... I'm just gonna use this thread to perv now

I loved this “honestly it was bigger, it’s just got worn down...” ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouble is with measurements is that if you are well endowed, a lot of women are not interested. Best of sticking to how you use it and good technique.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"WE6.5CUSS - SS = slight scarring

It does feel a bit clinical but then we do seem to like to categorise and standardise everything.

Maybe I will put it on my profile in case the FAB-cock-grading takes off!

Slight Scarring!!

A rather unpleasant skin cancer .... a couple of aggressive operations and I am fine .... albeit with a Frankencock! "

Jeez, I can’t even begin to imagine the whirlwind of emotions when you were diagnosed and treatment progressed. Glad you made it through to be here. They do say that scars are tattoos with a better story.

Or maybe “they’re not scars, it’s ribbed for her pleasure”

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Two observations OP:-

1/ are you using US or UK imperial?

2/ do you need to define level of excitement / engorgement pre measurement?

UK inches are far superior- the yanks like to boast about how big their inches are but we know the truth. As far as engorgement I don’t think we need to worry - I don’t think a single male would ever take a measurement without using every single resource available to maximise the results.

For instance Emma, your profile pics got me as big as I’ll ever get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...ASC all the way, and naff all I can do about it!...but I feel worthy that I'm actually on a 'scale'

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"They'll still lie.

The Sky remote does the job, anyway."

Trouble is I don’t have sky!!!

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

I prefer an imperial cock.

Sounds longer in metric tho lol

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Between e and we str8 not had sewing box out yet but thick enough

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

For it to work you'll have to get the implement used to measure,calibrated and certified for accuracy.

More importantly you'll need to issue specific instructions on where to measure from.

The knee, the belly button ? some people could add 4 inches by pushing the tape into rolls of flesh

A team of trained, eager and willing ladies is the way forward

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

"For it to work you'll have to get the implement used to measure,calibrated and certified for accuracy.

More importantly you'll need to issue specific instructions on where to measure from.

The knee, the belly button ? some people could add 4 inches by pushing the tape into rolls of flesh

A team of trained, eager and willing ladies is the way forward

You mean we need to get there mouths calibrated

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"UK average is 5.5 inches, not 6.

Pretty sure most guys measure from their arse hole or belly button, anyway!

Average and proud

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

"OP... random question, are you an engineer of sort? Engineering humour coming up with a standardised level of measurement when confused by people’s interpretations

Not sure about engineer sounds like some crap Jean-Claude Druncker might come out with for the standard EU Penis

Reminds me of the Euro Banger (Yes Minister)

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By *itch and TwatCouple
over a year ago

Near Rushden Lakes

Do we have a policy for growers not showers (like me)...I start with a cocktail sausage (depending on the ambient temperature) but end with a massive chipolata!

Btw this thread cheered me up no end - thank you Mr.Engineer!

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Playful Sam raises a valid issue here - I’m going to talk to Fleshlight and see If they’ll make a clear graduated model (marked in Inches and Metric of course) that’ll stop the ‘8” but measured from my arsehole’ chancers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ASC7.25Str8 - I always thought that was a birth mark and now at last someone has shed light on the fact it's a model number!

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Have any of you ladies (or men), who clearly state a requirement for cock(s) of certain dimension in your profile, ever told a photoshop fibber, liar and charlatan or stuntcock stand-in who turned up for a meet with a not-as-advertised, to be on their way or as they say around here ‘jog on sunshine’.

How did that go?

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"ASC7.25Str8 - I always thought that was a birth mark and now at last someone has shed light on the fact it's a model number! "

Twister21 good solid numbers there fella but it seems a fair amount of time may have past since initial measurement so I’d get a recalibration carried out - just in case a customer carries out an audit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

So are horses.

Height wise not cock size.

Well I hope not.

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

So are horses.

Height wise not cock size.

Well I hope not. "

Haha you never know

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"...ASC all the way, and naff all I can do about it!...but I feel worthy that I'm actually on a 'scale'

Allied72 as an old and wise service engineer once said to me ‘it’s plenty big enough for the girls I go out with’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ASC7.25Str8 - I always thought that was a birth mark and now at last someone has shed light on the fact it's a model number!

Praying for a female auditor to drop in and check everything is still as it was when it left the factory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wear a sock on mine as its a foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For it to work you'll have to get the implement used to measure,calibrated and certified for accuracy.

More importantly you'll need to issue specific instructions on where to measure from.

The knee, the belly button ? some people could add 4 inches by pushing the tape into rolls of flesh

A team of trained, eager and willing ladies is the way forward

I'd like to apply for the position

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"For it to work you'll have to get the implement used to measure,calibrated and certified for accuracy.

A team of trained, eager and willing ladies is the way forward

I'd like to apply for the position

I bet you would, although I suspect you’d be fired for taking far too long ‘measuring’ each of the WE, VWEs, VVWEs.

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By *lim_jim1964Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Could someone with it skills help by setting up a spreadsheet to help with this and maybe add a searchable database?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Have any of you ladies (or men), who clearly state a requirement for cock(s) of certain dimension in your profile, ever told a photoshop fibber, liar and charlatan or stuntcock stand-in who turned up for a meet with a not-as-advertised, to be on their way or as they say around here ‘jog on sunshine’.

How did that go?"

Yup. It was someone I had been talking to a long time on and off, who had bragged extensively about his superb member, which was very attractive, and perfectly acceptable size wise it turned out - but not 'as described'.

I was so furious when I found find out he'd been lying to me all that time I actually walked out! Lying men be warned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our experience that’s why they say wemen can’t park because men can’t measure, they tell us we’ve got 8” to play with but in reality it’s 4” then bump, its either that or most guys choose to measure from thier asshole where they can hook the tape measure in more easily with one hand while the others shacking the dick there measuring. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of them start the ruler from their arsehole!!!!!!!

Lol

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By *lim_jim1964Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Could someone with it skills help by setting up a spreadsheet to help with this and maybe add a searchable database?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was young me and my best mate shagged the same girl ,his penis was really long say 9" but really skinny ,I went second and made he make better noises with my pocket rocket 6" ,just saying length isn't everything .someone told me a vagina is only 8" deep at most .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP ... this is very well considered, worthy of your engineering prowess. However, some guidance on how to measure length is needed I think?

For example,where does the base measurement begin? Also, do you measure the shortest or longest side of a curved cock? Some standard is needed.

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By *llie_worcMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I think it's strange how cocks are still measured using imperial.

It's easier to round 6 up to 8 than 15 up to 20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancied resurrecting this post as most guys who think they're VWE start measuring their cock at their ass hole it seems

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