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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a shaver, dangerous enough taking a razor to the old man and his two chums..... just wondering how other people do it, is there a safer cleaner option???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use hair removal cream , nair mainly but be careful with ur chums as it can scold them lol

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand.

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By *UCKY_13Couple
over a year ago

southwest


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand."

What’s that? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use hair removal cream , nair mainly but be careful with ur chums as it can scold them lol "

Totally agree with being careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laser hair removal. Nothing better but its expensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet. Just be careful not to get it in areas it shouldn't be.

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


"I'm a shaver, dangerous enough taking a razor to the old man and his two chums..... just wondering how other people do it, is there a safer cleaner option???"

Invest in a quality blade like the Iwasaki straight. Then let your partner shave you for an added thrill

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By *aulp4alsMan
over a year ago

Warrington

I get waxed all over from the neck down & it lasts 6-8 weeks totally smooth

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Don't forget to check the Amazon reviews for the Veet, it will have you in stitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Veet after butchering my nutsack and shaft with a new trimmer I bought.

The thought of putting a blade or trimming device near my bitsmakes me feel sick now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a shaver, dangerous enough taking a razor to the old man and his two chums..... just wondering how other people do it, is there a safer cleaner option???"
belt sander .....smooth baby

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

waxing is best creams are not that good also your hair grows back a lot finer

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

waxing is best creams are not that good also your hair grows back a lot finer. every six to eight weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand."

I Second that fantastic stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with wanting the prepubescent look on Fab?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

lighter fluid and a match

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand.

I Second that fantastic stuff "

I third it, it’s great but a bit whiffy!

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By *ornywatcherMan
over a year ago

widnes


"Don't forget to check the Amazon reviews for the Veet, it will have you in stitches."

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand."

oh yea,,ive had that,,lol

makes me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet, but be very careful where you apply it and don't go over the time.

Great result but damn it can really make you go "ouch....aargh" if it goes a little wrong. Cold flannel laid on certain areas all night does help.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Don't forget to check the Amazon reviews for the Veet, it will have you in stitches.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-"

Awesome funny story

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By *idsAndyMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire

I wouldn't put cream anywhere near my bits!

I also don't get the prepubescent look

I'm quite hairy, I've had a back wax but I have back stubble after a few days, so now I occasionally trim my pubes and leave it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done this with veet and burnt it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand."
^^^^^ I found out about it off here years ago I've never looked back since..

I almost lost a nipples to nairn once don't use it for Christ's sake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugaring is good, it is a bit like waxing but more comfortable (i.e less painful).The problem is not many places do it.

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I’m crying x

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By *ad_man22Man
over a year ago

Soli

Hedge trimmer sometimes chain saw depends how long it’s been and a belt sander to finish

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

I've waxed for 20 plus years so regrowth is now so fine that it lasts for a few months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laser hair removal.

No more shaving

No more in grown hairs

No Rash

No burn of creams #

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

IPL (Intense Pulsed Light) for pubis but it doesn't work on my scrotal hair so that gets shaved. My IPL unit is the minimum spec Phillips unit and was pretty cheap, it did take a few cycles to work properly but the results are now brilliant. Even during the initial treatments it seemed to stop the in growing hair issues for me. I found the IPL to be a little uncomfortable to use but still better that trying home waxing, and seems to be less risky.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

rhyl

I used veet once and once was enough

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley


"I use hair removal cream , nair mainly but be careful with ur chums as it can scold them lol "

So a bit of dom thrown in at the same time? Or was it more a case of "you naughty, naughty boys!"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I us3 a clipper lighter on my ears to singe them off

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By *heshireguy69Man
over a year ago

saddleworth

Just bought some Magic Powder, I'll report back after I've tried it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet, never get a reaction to it. Works very well.

Also pluck in between.

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By *ikramMan
over a year ago

stockport


"Just bought some Magic Powder, I'll report back after I've tried it. "

I shall wait for your verdict before i try it

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By *achel LondonTV/TS
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Shaving is best on the shower with non fragraned cream and different blade to on you use on your face.

Yes you can use veet etc but can burn if not careful I've tried it but get cleaner quicker results shaving

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By *rincess Fiona 76Woman
over a year ago

clitheroe

I've had mine lasered off (well I've had 4 appointments of 8 so far but its basically all gone).

It hurts like hell when they're doing it but so worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to check the Amazon reviews for the Veet, it will have you in stitches.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-"
thank you for sharing, I cried laughing, and for the record, I hate sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read previous post as a review on amazon...was laughing so much I cried...the thought of firing sprouts about the kitchen is hilarious lol

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By *ork PoppazCouple
over a year ago

Cleckheaton


"I've had mine lasered off (well I've had 4 appointments of 8 so far but its basically all gone).

It hurts like hell when they're doing it but so worth it "

Agreed it does hurt, I had laser a few years ago and I have been clear of unwanted hair ever since.

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By *oney_Bee_xTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

I had my chin and top lip waxed a few weeks ago....... It was painful, but it lasts weeks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had mine lasered off (well I've had 4 appointments of 8 so far but its basically all gone).

It hurts like hell when they're doing it but so worth it "

Is it expensive? I would have thought the cost would balance out over time vs the cost of creams/razors etc?

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By *rincess Fiona 76Woman
over a year ago

clitheroe


"I've had mine lasered off (well I've had 4 appointments of 8 so far but its basically all gone).

It hurts like hell when they're doing it but so worth it

Is it expensive? I would have thought the cost would balance out over time vs the cost of creams/razors etc?"

The clinic had a special offer on it was about £450 I think. I go to Crow Wood in Burnley but yes when I weighed up the normal expense and hassle I thought it worth it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand."

OMG I JUST READ REVIEWS ABOUT MAGIC POWDER ON AMAZON !!

FECKING HILARIOUS REVIEWS !!

I will stick to waxing and the razors lol

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By *illowzWoman
over a year ago

Exeter


"I wouldn't put cream anywhere near my bits!

I also don't get the prepubescent look. "

Nope I don't get it either. I actually turn people down if they want me to completely shave.

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By *heshireguy69Man
over a year ago

saddleworth

Just tried Magic Powder. Wow !! It worked brilliantly!! No pain, no burning nothing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any suggestions where to go to get lazering done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any suggestions where to go to get lazering done? "

No but your profile pic just made my light sabre spring to life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any suggestions where to go to get lazering done?

No but your profile pic just made my light sabre spring to life... "

Thank you glad I could help lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I shave my legs and bits every night in the bath. Just soap, water and a disposable razor. Always rub in body butter afterwards.

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley


"I shave my legs and bits every night in the bath. Just soap, water and a disposable razor. Always rub in body butter afterwards."

I can imagine there is no shortage of helpers for the body butter bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Magic powder. Once you have used that you will understand.

What’s that? X"

Neat acid.... well it may as well be.

Burned me.

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By *iliciousCouple
over a year ago

Sussex/Surrey


"Shaving is best on the shower with non fragraned cream and different blade to on you use on your face.

Yes you can use veet etc but can burn if not careful I've tried it but get cleaner quicker results shaving

"

Yep daily shave in the shower with a different razor from the face one. I use shaving cream / gel or sometimes shaving oil which gives a closer shave. And change the razor regularly - I use Gillette 11 disposables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo your local, let me wax you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't forget to check the Amazon reviews for the Veet, it will have you in stitches.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-"

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in ages thank you for making me laugh so much

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Don't forget to check the Amazon reviews for the Veet, it will have you in stitches.

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits.

Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was.

I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.

At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head.

Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg.

Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief.

I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned.

Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse.

This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good "

Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction.

I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...

So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :-"

I have just read this up my mother.

I have never seen her double up, tears down her cheeks & laugh until she's unable to breath before

Thank you x

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax


"I use hair removal cream , nair mainly but be careful with ur chums as it can scold them lol "

Same use nevia down stairs and chest but as you said can burn so make sure you get your timings right

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By *ood girl2010Couple
over a year ago

crewe

shave it every day its so smoth and bady powder yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thinking of trying the magic powder route!!!

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