FabSwingers.com: Cheeky Cheeky (44) , TV/TS in Teesside, North East, UK

I'm loving this site and I’m always on the lookout for really Adventurous and Exciting people (and Perverts) to hang out with.

If would define myself as 'Two Spirited'. (Basically, I have a Strong Masculine side and a Strong Feminine side to me.

FEMALE ME :

You’ll occasionally find me getting all excited, fishing out your naughty stories in the Forums, trolling through your profiles, wanking off whilst perving on all your photos haha!!!

If we meet, your first impressions of me may come across as chilled, reserved and composed. However, feed me sugar and I’ll be bouncing all over the place.

By the way, I don't look anywhere near my age. I must have really good genes lol.

I am a Perfectionist, so the way I look is really important to me. I often get compliments (about the way I look) from random members of the public. The puzzled look I get (as soon as I speak or say ‘Thank You’) is highly amusing lol.

I usually turn heads whenever I go and my smile is very contagious.

What makes me Unique is when I’m out in public, I’m a ‘double edged sword’. I can tell when men are secretly checking me out (because I know how I secretly check women out). It’s my little secret, it’s hilarious and very complimentary.

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My HOBBIES :

1) Taking cheeky selfies of my bum in random places. Hehe.

2) Checking people out to see if they are checking me out.

3) Hotwife/Cuckold dynamics. OMG, this seriously gets me going.

4) Teasing men with covert glimpses of my stocking tops. 'Phwoaar'.

5) Meeting up for Coffee and chat. (But it needs to be a Gingerbread Latte, otherwise the deal is off).

6) Daring other people to discreetly help me take staged photos/videos Up My Skirt (with my prior full consent of course). 'Naughty Naughty'.

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My VITALS :

Eyes = Dark Brown

Height = 5' 5" or (165cm)

Build = Slim, Athletic and Surprisingly Strong.

Weight = 58kg (9.1 Stone)

Dress Size = 8-10

Shoe Size = 7

Bust = 36B (with fake chicken fillets)

Waist = 28

Hips = 34

BMI = 21

Skin Type = Baby Soft & Smooth

Mixed Race

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LIKES :

1) Clowning about

2) Being surrounded by crazy funny people

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My Personality can be described a a mixture of :

1) Simon’s Cat

2) A Witch Mage

3) A Hamster

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If we're going to share our body and mind, I like to find a connection. Strong eye contact during Sex is really important for me.

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If you like what you’ve read and want to meet up with a real cutie who will secretly flash her bum at you send me a nice message.

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MALE ME :

Although I'm petite frame and I don't weigh very much, I'm pure lean chiseled muscle under all the clothes. I can easily lift my own weight and more.

I feel that I become more and more Confident when I wear less and less clothing, (which doesn't always work in my favour, living in the 'Cold Cold North East'... We should change the lyrics for that Elton John song. hehe).

I may not be to everyone's taste (because, hey... not everyone else is to my taste, which is perfectly fine), but I feel very Blessed and also Humble for my body and the way I look (in both my Male and Female modes).

I'm a pretty Competitive, but I make it Fun and like to have a good Laugh on the way.

Always looking for Adventure. Love the Outdoors, Love Animals and Nature. I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie (Yes, even at my age).

If you get this far (without falling asleep) you've just spent a few minutes of your life reading about a snippet of what is inside my head. You could send me a nice message... Or you could make things exciting and send me a Dirty Message (I double dare you)..

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My Availability:

I live an extremely hectic lifestyle. My availability is Very Random, Spontaneous and always Very Last Minute.

I'm a nightmare to try and pin down. (Bit like the Gingerbread Man).

It's always a good idea to keep and eye on my profile and message me if you're free when I post a meet

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I may take a while to respond to messages and I mark my Favourite/Special messages as ‘Unread’.

That way it reminds me to respond with something nice back.

So, if I can't respond straight away, take it as a compliment. It means there's a nice message coming back to you soon.

I have a Latex Allergy, so I prefer to use Latex-Free Protection/Condoms, etc.

Now for the really Boring Stuff.. Only a lunatic will read this bit below... Yawn:

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WARNING: Any institution or person using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You DO NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

To: Sydney University and all other institutions using this site or its associated sites for projects - You DO NOT have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice.)

My profile is genuine and private, I do not give permission for any content or pictures to be used or copied.

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