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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Murder suicide obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would jump out the window ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you stop obviously

Why would you carry on playing with somebody that smells

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By *ong cockMan
over a year ago

derby


"Murder suicide obviously "
murder who kill your self I would wash her and long bath make her feel nice and clean her so you could fuck her again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Febreeze ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Febreeze ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Febreeze ? "

Febreze even ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heave !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call the RSPCA

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By *pex69Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

It's horrific... That's why I always bring hand wash and tit tacs.... Just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always do the scratch n sniff test before you take them to bed.

Only joking.

Perhaps she isn't aware of it. Could be bv. I would have to tell her but be kind.

Mrs.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I would rush home and post on the forum asking what to do rather than tell the lady in question as politely possible that she seemed to have a problem.

If people bathe regularly they rarely smell unpleasant unless they have a problem such as an infection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would rush home and post on the forum asking what to do rather than tell the lady in question as politely possible that she seemed to have a problem.

If people bathe regularly they rarely smell unpleasant unless they have a problem such as an infection."

You can tell a dirty person, if they haven't washed for a while they are going to smell all over not just between their legs, in which case I'd just leave, and tell them why if they asked, I have no issue being honest with dirty people, if they seemed clean but had intimate area smells the chances are they may just have a strong smell or a issue out of their control in which case I'd leave politely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

before a guy buried his head between a ladies thighs they generally have a good feel with their fingers first, if after you have performed this method and your fingers are smelling like wet fish, suggest a shower together, obviously not go smelling your fingers saying 'oi love let's shower you stink' but bring your hand up, give her a kiss on the neck, give your fingers a sniff while she can't see, then suggest it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it smells like trout get the fook out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heave !"

Just make sure you are still not down there when you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it smells like trout get the fook out "

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest taking the play to the shower...failing that run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't she an austrian skier?

Oh no that's fanny schmeller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reach for a nose peg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them then leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always carry a nose peg just in case

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

phone the pet cemetery ......... something is dead up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you not lose your stiffy if it smelt a bit iffy ?

Could you keep wood if it didn't smell too good ?

Would you be able to fuck if the odour was yuck ?

If her vag is rank would you rather have a wank ?

I could go on but I won't.

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep going, appreciate the aroma!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

Happened to me quite a few times. I used a Dental Dam ...or asked to do a shower...or simply refused to do oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's that smelly, surely some of the smell would have escaped before you got to that point? Who are these people who smell so bad you want to heave, but it's trapped by their knickers so they smell perfectly fragrant until they come off?

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this? "

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop fucking rotten corpses

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

4 hours and no one has referenced from Dusk to Dawn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be very diplomatic. I'd fart a few times and ask them if they were OK with that.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I wouldn't be surprised if it was down to lack of experience on the male part just as what a vagina smells like.

If someone smells fishy having a shower wont take the infection away.

If you've lived a few years and don't know the scent of a woman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say your not feeling well and go . Or maybe be a man a tell the truth so they can go to docs and get it sorted .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers "

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"If it's that smelly, surely some of the smell would have escaped before you got to that point? Who are these people who smell so bad you want to heave, but it's trapped by their knickers so they smell perfectly fragrant until they come off? "

My thoughts too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

"

That's why I only wash mine once a week. Smelly bits get done on a Sunday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a little tartare sauce or lemon juice

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

Ive had this experience :S, u spend ages in shower after :/

Luckily I had a excuse for going soft :S

And yes it didn't smell till we got busy :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heave !

Just make sure you are still not down there when you do!"

Lol trust you xx Message me about the pics xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

Happened to me quite a few times. I used a Dental Dam ...or asked to do a shower...or simply refused to do oral "

But over all you would still carry on playing with a smelly person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Febreeze ? "

Giggles here

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"If it smells like trout get the fook out

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have a pocket full of Femfresh for those tricky moments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my experience and with knowledgw from the medical background, i can say that a vagina does have a smell, but it shouldnt be a 'bad' one.

I have experienced smelly yeast/bacteria type smells from women just before oral sex. This is not usually normal and there are steps one can take to prevent this.

I have also tasted sweet vaginas that have been very impressive! So see your doctor if you suspect anything as other causes could include STIs or overgrowth if certain bacteria strains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throat punch the dirty bitch its a joke BTW

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Would you not lose your stiffy if it smelt a bit iffy ?

Could you keep wood if it didn't smell too good ?

Would you be able to fuck if the odour was yuck ?

If her vag is rank would you rather have a wank ?

I could go on but I won't.

I'll get my coat. "

Hahaha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have a pocket full of Femfresh for those tricky moments. "

Yes and make sure it is Femfresh and not Detol wipes .... Or is it dettol? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my experience and with knowledgw from the medical background, i can say that a vagina does have a smell, but it shouldnt be a 'bad' one.

I have experienced smelly yeast/bacteria type smells from women just before oral sex. This is not usually normal and there are steps one can take to prevent this.

I have also tasted sweet vaginas that have been very impressive! So see your doctor if you suspect anything as other causes could include STIs or overgrowth if certain bacteria strains. "
Thanks for that. ! Now I not only have to tell em smells I have to also inform them they have the clap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have a pocket full of Femfresh for those tricky moments.

Yes and make sure it is Femfresh and not Detol wipes .... Or is it dettol? Lol "
or a quick squirt of cillitbang does the trick ,

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I have also tasted sweet vaginas that have been very impressive! So see your doctor if you suspect anything as other causes could include STIs or overgrowth if certain bacteria strains. "

Too sweet can be candida. Aka thrush.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

"

True. Over washing is the main cause of BV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you not lose your stiffy if it smelt a bit iffy ?

Could you keep wood if it didn't smell too good ?

Would you be able to fuck if the odour was yuck ?

If her vag is rank would you rather have a wank ?

I could go on but I won't.

I'll get my coat.

Hahaha ha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my experience and with knowledgw from the medical background, i can say that a vagina does have a smell, but it shouldnt be a 'bad' one.

I have experienced smelly yeast/bacteria type smells from women just before oral sex. This is not usually normal and there are steps one can take to prevent this.

I have also tasted sweet vaginas that have been very impressive! So see your doctor if you suspect anything as other causes could include STIs or overgrowth if certain bacteria strains. "

You really don't need a medical background to know any of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my experience and with knowledgw from the medical background, i can say that a vagina does have a smell, but it shouldnt be a 'bad' one.

I have experienced smelly yeast/bacteria type smells from women just before oral sex. This is not usually normal and there are steps one can take to prevent this.

I have also tasted sweet vaginas that have been very impressive! So see your doctor if you suspect anything as other causes could include STIs or overgrowth if certain bacteria strains.

You really don't need a medical background to know any of that "
it impressed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say...

"I'm bored now, shall we wash your fanny"

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport


"If it smells like trout get the fook out "

If it smells like beans, get in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have a pocket full of Femfresh for those tricky moments.

Yes and make sure it is Femfresh and not Detol wipes .... Or is it dettol? Lol or a quick squirt of cillitbang does the trick , "

Or was that clit bang ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marigolds,bleach,a gas mask n a toilet brush?

Obviously joking.....get some chips to go with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have also tasted sweet vaginas that have been very impressive! So see your doctor if you suspect anything as other causes could include STIs or overgrowth if certain bacteria strains.

Too sweet can be candida. Aka thrush. "

Or a sign that diabetes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have a pocket full of Femfresh for those tricky moments.

Yes and make sure it is Femfresh and not Detol wipes .... Or is it dettol? Lol or a quick squirt of cillitbang does the trick ,

Or was that clit bang ?"
oh I've done a few of them , well not banged them as such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a smelly pussy.....she's not properly litter trained yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always have a pocket full of Femfresh for those tricky moments.

Yes and make sure it is Femfresh and not Detol wipes .... Or is it dettol? Lol or a quick squirt of cillitbang does the trick ,

Or was that clit bang ? oh I've done a few of them , well not banged them as such "

Lol

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

"

same for men...but you can with adequate products and the bad smell goes away .

Please wash yourself gently once a day, girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why have a meet without a shower first ? Don't we all spend time to present ourselves in the best possible way ?

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Nepalm ! , thats just minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

same for men...but you can with adequate products and the bad smell goes away .

Please wash yourself gently once a day, girls "

Its not the same actually... If you are a female who is prone to thrush or bv you are actually advised to not use any products there and wash only with water avoiding baths in favour of showers ... The perfumed soaps or wipes/ deoderants etc even antibiotics/ diabetes and changes in hormones can all knock out the healthy level down there and cause you problems

That being said ... I wouldnt be hanging about to find out the cause ... Clothes on and out of there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has no one suggested the obvious??

Roll her over and smash her back doors in.

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why has no one suggested the obvious??

Roll her over and smash her back doors in.

I'll get my coat"

Lol said in true Keith Lemon style !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely do not enter it is probably a minger lol

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"Its not the same actually... If you are a female who is prone to thrush or bv you are actually advised to not use any products there and wash only with water avoiding baths in favour of showers ... The perfumed soaps or wipes/ deoderants etc even antibiotics/ diabetes and changes in hormones can all knock out the healthy level down there and cause you problems

That being said ... I wouldnt be hanging about to find out the cause ... Clothes on and out of there!! "

Not exactly the same, true. Female hygene is more complex I know.

Feels a little bit harsh. Would you do that if you were with Brad Pitt with a smelly willy...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not the same actually... If you are a female who is prone to thrush or bv you are actually advised to not use any products there and wash only with water avoiding baths in favour of showers ... The perfumed soaps or wipes/ deoderants etc even antibiotics/ diabetes and changes in hormones can all knock out the healthy level down there and cause you problems

That being said ... I wouldnt be hanging about to find out the cause ... Clothes on and out of there!!

Not exactly the same, true. Female hygene is more complex I know.

Feels a little bit harsh. Would you do that if you were with Brad Pitt with a smelly willy...? "

Absolutely .... even channing tatum and hes my fave!

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By *aramelMINXWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I went to a club once n the guys cock just stank made me gip I just got up and left...

5 mins later his cheesy cock wad dp'ing some old woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sure a swimming nose peg would help in this situation then crack on hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you not lose your stiffy if it smelt a bit iffy ?

Could you keep wood if it didn't smell too good ?

Would you be able to fuck if the odour was yuck ?

If her vag is rank would you rather have a wank ?

I could go on but I won't.

I'll get my coat. "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her to suck your cheesy cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pressure washer...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be truthful but I wouldn't be nasty about it.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Ask her to suck your cheesy cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking at your verifications to see who it was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear 2 condoms and no lickey lickey. I can feel my hand gets tired as I think about it! Lot of neck kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear 2 condoms and no lickey lickey. I can feel my hand gets tired as I think about it! Lot of neck kissing "
really? Yuck!!! You need standards rather than fuck anything with a pulse!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Let's clear something up. Was it a dirty smell or just something you're not used to.

As been mentioned, could have been an infection. Some women also smell a bit off during different times of the month, regardless of how clean they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking at your verifications to see who it was! "

I took it as a hypothetical scenario rather than something that's just happened! I certainly wouldn't want to imply that it's any of his recent veris (if he has any..)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

same for men...but you can with adequate products and the bad smell goes away .

Please wash yourself gently once a day, girls "

Please don't tell me what to do with my body. No products are good for the natural vaginal flora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semen is one of the worse culprits for causing BV and the fishy smell that goes with it. Why would Mother Nature do that?

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By *ogue78Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I went to a club once n the guys cock just stank made me gip I just got up and left...

5 mins later his cheesy cock wad dp'ing some old woman"

classy club? or just a classy guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking at your verifications to see who it was!

I took it as a hypothetical scenario rather than something that's just happened! I certainly wouldn't want to imply that it's any of his recent veris (if he has any..) "

I took it that he met a girl with a smelly Fanny! You wouldn't post this sort of thing otherwise would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am looking at your verifications to see who it was!

I took it as a hypothetical scenario rather than something that's just happened! I certainly wouldn't want to imply that it's any of his recent veris (if he has any..)

I took it that he met a girl with a smelly Fanny! You wouldn't post this sort of thing otherwise would you? "

Lol who knows?

Poor lady being outed like that if so but at least there's no veri on the profile (yes, I had to look! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the OP when you need him?

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

No muff too tough is the motto we live by!

When you spunk-off into it, it feels just as good. Concentrate on you need and spray your seed - deep into it.

Female pleasure is everything here - don't wimp-out - hold firm for the guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

This happened to me , I actually gagged to the point my eyes watered. I said "sorry I can't do this" , let her suck me off and then left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

This happened to me , I actually gagged to the point my eyes watered. I said "sorry I can't do this" , let her suck me off and then left "

She actually still sucked you off after you said that?

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over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

This happened to me , I actually gagged to the point my eyes watered. I said "sorry I can't do this" , let her suck me off and then left

She actually still sucked you off after you said that? "

Yes not sure how I managed to pull that off

P.s the woman in question is not on my verification list before anyone goes to look.

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple
over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

As an ex midwife, I have smelt my fair share of Bacterial Vaginosis. If someone smells like tuna, it doesn't necessarily mean they are dirty...BV is non discrimintive and affects clean and dirty fannies!

Very often the lady doesn't realise how accrid the smell really is and she needs to know as it won't just go on it's own; eventually it may need antibiotics. So personally if I was playing with a lady, I would have to say something, but in a sensible way of course!

I think it's one of the hardest things to do....telling someone they smell!!! Especially if you are about to play!

Someone else said that some people are just dirty and their whole body stinks, not just their lady garden; in this instance, I would develop a headache! The smell isn't fishy, it's more like ammonia. I've had my fair share of those as a midwife too!!! pmsl Waterbirth was always a great option in these instances !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope the lady in question is not reading this?

I hope she will, and will have more frequent showers

Constantly washing the vulva is a problem for women.

It's not healthy. Takes away natural lubrication and helpful bacteria and can lead to irritation and infection.

same for men...but you can with adequate products and the bad smell goes away .

Please wash yourself gently once a day, girls "

It's mine and I'll wash it as fast as I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why has no one suggested the obvious??

Roll her over and smash her back doors in.

I'll get my coat

Lol said in true Keith Lemon style !"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i come straight back up - no way im gonna taste yacky stuff

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I would rush home and post on the forum asking what to do rather than tell the lady in question as politely possible that she seemed to have a problem.

If people bathe regularly they rarely smell unpleasant unless they have a problem such as an infection.

You can tell a dirty person, if they haven't washed for a while they are going to smell all over not just between their legs, in which case I'd just leave, and tell them why if they asked, I have no issue being honest with dirty people, if they seemed clean but had intimate area smells the chances are they may just have a strong smell or a issue out of their control in which case I'd leave politely "

Once you have got to the point of sniffing her vulva, how do you stop and leave without making her realise she has been responsible for you suddenly legging it?

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over a year ago


"I would rush home and post on the forum asking what to do rather than tell the lady in question as politely possible that she seemed to have a problem.

If people bathe regularly they rarely smell unpleasant unless they have a problem such as an infection.

You can tell a dirty person, if they haven't washed for a while they are going to smell all over not just between their legs, in which case I'd just leave, and tell them why if they asked, I have no issue being honest with dirty people, if they seemed clean but had intimate area smells the chances are they may just have a strong smell or a issue out of their control in which case I'd leave politely

Once you have got to the point of sniffing her vulva, how do you stop and leave without making her realise she has been responsible for you suddenly legging it?"

Say you've left the iron on

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

"

Isn't that common in Leeds now?

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

Isn't that common in Leeds now? "

Flight wasn't to Leeds.

It was Humberside Airport.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

"

We had a temp in our office with that problem. I was away when she started and spent my first morning back complaining long and loud about the fishy smell. Finally a colleague told me it was the unfortunate temp . It's a medical condition that can be treated with antibiotics apparently but either this lady didn't know or wasn't aware that she smelled. I have come across it since.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

We had a temp in our office with that problem. I was away when she started and spent my first morning back complaining long and loud about the fishy smell. Finally a colleague told me it was the unfortunate temp . It's a medical condition that can be treated with antibiotics apparently but either this lady didn't know or wasn't aware that she smelled. I have come across it since."

I've heard that before.

Mind you, this girl in question looked nasty.

Dog rough!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

We had a temp in our office with that problem. I was away when she started and spent my first morning back complaining long and loud about the fishy smell. Finally a colleague told me it was the unfortunate temp . It's a medical condition that can be treated with antibiotics apparently but either this lady didn't know or wasn't aware that she smelled. I have come across it since.

I've heard that before.

Mind you, this girl in question looked nasty.

Dog rough! "

Well that's trimethylaminuria for you,it's no respecter of looks or status

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

R (male) here - I wanked off a lady - a complete stranger - in a public place, having reached up inside her garments. Jumping fast forward to the end of the story - it took me 15 minutes with strong soap and a nail-brush to scrub the acrid smell out of my fingers. That was not a healthy cunt's scent. Diseases do produce something which is way way out there.

Do you "wimp-out" if the woman has a healthy musk / scent as strong as her character? Hopefully not...

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By *ieutenantMan
over a year ago

london

A lesson for guys going down on anything under-skirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Febreeze ? "

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

R (male) here - I wanked off a lady - a complete stranger - in a public place, having reached up inside her garments. Jumping fast forward to the end of the story - it took me 15 minutes with strong soap and a nail-brush to scrub the acrid smell out of my fingers. That was not a healthy cunt's scent. Diseases do produce something which is way way out there.

Do you "wimp-out" if the woman has a healthy musk / scent as strong as her character? Hopefully not..."

You got me at; 'healthy cunt's scent', mate!

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By *eonardoLoveMan
over a year ago

London


"We had a temp in our office with that problem. I was away when she started and spent my first morning back complaining long and loud about the fishy smell. Finally a colleague told me it was the unfortunate temp . It's a medical condition that can be treated with antibiotics apparently but either this lady didn't know or wasn't aware that she smelled. I have come across it since."

You know the fishy smell reminds me a girl I met last year for a few times. Hopefully this happened only the last time, and I used this as an additional excuse to not see her again as she realized it (of course not the main reason!? )

Just to avoid strange comments. I did not leave that time because she is a model ...and she was very clean apart the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

Order some chips, two slices of buttered bread and some stewed tea

If you're having fish you might as well have the meal deal

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

Order some chips, two slices of buttered bread and some stewed tea

If you're having fish you might as well have the meal deal "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

Chilli sauce. When I was in the army we all carried a bottle of chilli sauce. When we were on exercise and the food was shite we just added chilli sauce to everything. So if you need to eat something you don't find palatable, just smother it in chilli sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

realise necrophillia isnt for you and leave the morgue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?

Chilli sauce. When I was in the army we all carried a bottle of chilli sauce. When we were on exercise and the food was shite we just added chilli sauce to everything. So if you need to eat something you don't find palatable, just smother it in chilli sauce"

Well that would burn the bacteria off her fanny for sure! Lol.. sounds a bit kinky actually. ..hmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy some tuna pasta now

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By *onnie55Man
over a year ago

Port Talbot

That's why I always carry a lemon and Tartare sauce..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's why I always carry a lemon and Tartare sauce.."

Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"before a guy buried his head between a ladies thighs they generally have a good feel with their fingers first, if after you have performed this method and your fingers are smelling like wet fish, suggest a shower together, obviously not go smelling your fingers saying 'oi love let's shower you stink' but bring your hand up, give her a kiss on the neck, give your fingers a sniff while she can't see, then suggest it..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent lady.....but we all should scrub up.....lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent lady.....but we all should scrub up.....lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm to shy and kind to say anything. I'd come home stinking of puss juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time I went down on a girl I was 14 and she was 16 in her bedroom being quite as her parents in the livingroom.

I worked my way down from her breasts and stomach and as I approached the area it smelt but I was commited and had a big lick.... it tasted like poison and I nearly shouted but told her it smells.

She ran to the bathroom as I heaved and smelt my fingers which also was really strong.

She came back and was embarrassed and sorry it had been her period recently and some cotton wool had stayed in and gone funny.

I brushed my teeth, washed my hands and face and could still taste it, I couldnt kiss my mother good night when I got home.

It did give me a mental block but I soon licked it. Haha couldnt resist that bit. All true though.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"Decent lady.....but we all should scrub up.....lol x"

Scrubbing is the last thing you should do to a foof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

We had a temp in our office with that problem. I was away when she started and spent my first morning back complaining long and loud about the fishy smell. Finally a colleague told me it was the unfortunate temp . It's a medical condition that can be treated with antibiotics apparently but either this lady didn't know or wasn't aware that she smelled. I have come across it since.

I've heard that before.

Mind you, this girl in question looked nasty.

Dog rough!

Well that's trimethylaminuria for you,it's no respecter of looks or status "

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By *obandmarianCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

I lose my hard on and my interest !

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By *obandmarianCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

It's happend too many times with us ! Had someone drive all the way from London to see us, they had a shower before we started playing but as soon as we started to play it hit me ! What a waste of time ! It happend this Saturday again, we went to Chams met a couple and bang ! as soon as we got down to it, phew ! Don't some girls know about BV, they must be able to smell themselves too ? If we have problems in that way we don't go out to play, wish others were the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Febreeze ? "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This reminds me of a rather memorable flight home from Crete, I had, in 2012.

And for all the wrong reasons, too.

A girl got seated next to me in the cabin, and boy oh boy, did she smell BAD.

Every time she shifted in her seat I'd be hit by a fishy blast. Hard to believe how strong smelling it was.

I sensed other passengers seated in proximity could detect her stench as they kept looking over and whispering to each other.

I spent as much of that flight in the toilet and wandering about the cabin, as I could.

"
..... Take it she had a skirt on ...lucky bastard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man up then get your head down there and lick it clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyno rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be surprised if it was down to lack of experience on the male part just as what a vagina smells like.

If someone smells fishy having a shower wont take the infection away.

If you've lived a few years and don't know the scent of a woman.....

"

Ummm no thats not the scent of a woman, most of us have partners so we know what a clean one smells like. An unclean one smells like a tramp's shoe.

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole


"man up then get your head down there and lick it clean?"

This

Unless you have a little Clutch bag That contains your Balls

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By *ne hung loMan
over a year ago

gloucester

Jetwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be surprised if it was down to lack of experience on the male part just as what a vagina smells like.

If someone smells fishy having a shower wont take the infection away.

If you've lived a few years and don't know the scent of a woman.....

Ummm no thats not the scent of a woman, most of us have partners so we know what a clean one smells like. An unclean one smells like a tramp's shoe. "

a tramps shoe, interesting not smelt one of those yet, ill put that on my bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't be surprised if it was down to lack of experience on the male part just as what a vagina smells like.

If someone smells fishy having a shower wont take the infection away.

If you've lived a few years and don't know the scent of a woman.....

Ummm no thats not the scent of a woman, most of us have partners so we know what a clean one smells like. An unclean one smells like a tramp's shoe.

a tramps shoe, interesting not smelt one of those yet, ill put that on my bucket list"

Just watch the inbetweeners season 2, episode 4...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has happened to me far too often. At least one in three times. I prefer going to clubs now as it's easier to move on. Bad breathe though is a far more common problem. I am really smell sensitive and make sure I only smell of good stuff. I used to love meeting for spontaneous sex, now I only meet socially first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has happened to me far too often. At least one in three times. I prefer going to clubs now as it's easier to move on. Bad breathe though is a far more common problem. I am really smell sensitive and make sure I only smell of good stuff. I used to love meeting for spontaneous sex, now I only meet socially first. "

Tell me about it, last time we were at AbFabs there were two couples playing in a large room with an open door and it basically smelt like a weston super mare beach.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"It has happened to me far too often. At least one in three times. I prefer going to clubs now as it's easier to move on. Bad breathe though is a far more common problem. I am really smell sensitive and make sure I only smell of good stuff. I used to love meeting for spontaneous sex, now I only meet socially first.

Tell me about it, last time we were at AbFabs there were two couples playing in a large room with an open door and it basically smelt like a weston super mare beach. "

Eeeeewwwwwww....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everybody enjoying to continue to discuss the disgusting, you are worse than I thought, mad house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has happened to me far too often. At least one in three times. I prefer going to clubs now as it's easier to move on. Bad breathe though is a far more common problem. I am really smell sensitive and make sure I only smell of good stuff. I used to love meeting for spontaneous sex, now I only meet socially first.

Tell me about it, last time we were at AbFabs there were two couples playing in a large room with an open door and it basically smelt like a weston super mare beach.

Eeeeewwwwwww.... "

We were stood in the doorway watching and then it felt like a fish slapped us in the face. People well say "oh they've probably got BV" like everyone that makes a spelling mistake on fab has dyslexia. There simply isn't that much BV to go around, it's just a dirty minge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everybody enjoying to continue to discuss the disgusting, you are worse than I thought, mad house "

Some of us have a lot of bad experiences to get off our chests (or fingers?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everybody enjoying to continue to discuss the disgusting, you are worse than I thought, mad house

Some of us have a lot of bad experiences to get off our chests (or fingers?) "

Some just have sex with anybody everywhere and now wondering of themselves

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By *eeDee25Woman
over a year ago

crook

What about a smelly dick? Yuk i have been there and wont suck one that smells. Yikes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a smelly dick? Yuk i have been there and wont suck one that smells. Yikes !"

Anything that goes unwashed will stink! If I go to work all day then go to the gym afterwards, you can guarantee that my cock is gonna smell like something you don't want near your mouth. That's why we have the magic of... showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask when the bins are due

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

Tell them you lost your appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has happened to me far too often. At least one in three times. I prefer going to clubs now as it's easier to move on. Bad breathe though is a far more common problem. I am really smell sensitive and make sure I only smell of good stuff. I used to love meeting for spontaneous sex, now I only meet socially first.

Tell me about it, last time we were at AbFabs there were two couples playing in a large room with an open door and it basically smelt like a weston super mare beach. "

I was there a few weeks ago and had to leave the cage as a woman came in to play with me and my partner. She was very pretty but when we went down there it was horrible. Luckily her hubby came in and we made excuses and left. Straight for the showers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has happened to me far too often. At least one in three times. I prefer going to clubs now as it's easier to move on. Bad breathe though is a far more common problem. I am really smell sensitive and make sure I only smell of good stuff. I used to love meeting for spontaneous sex, now I only meet socially first.

Tell me about it, last time we were at AbFabs there were two couples playing in a large room with an open door and it basically smelt like a weston super mare beach.

I was there a few weeks ago and had to leave the cage as a woman came in to play with me and my partner. She was very pretty but when we went down there it was horrible. Luckily her hubby came in and we made excuses and left. Straight for the showers...."

I remember watching a Jeremy Kyle lie detector result when a guy was convinced his girlfriend was cheating because she'd turned up to his flat "smelling of sex". As it turns out, she'd simply cycled over and had a sweaty growler. I weep for people that can't distinguish between the smell of sex and sweat...

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

I'm not into fanyard... But poor hygiene related odour aside, it could be an indication of an underlying issue. Fishy odour syndrome (its a real condition) is caused by by dietary factors and an imbalance of healthy bacteria caused by over washing (vicious cycle).

Also , thrush and smegma in men that have good levels of hygiene can be a symptom of undiagnosed diabetes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fishy odour syndrome (its a real condition) is caused by by dietary factors and an imbalance of healthy bacteria caused by over washing (vicious cycle)."

And under washing...

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hard to believe some of the ignorance amongst swingers.

Bacterial Vaginosis is not an infection and can be treated quite easily. The problem is that many women can get it and not know because it occurs right inside. The first time Delight got it she was quite upset thinking it was a STI.

Tbh, it is best to google it and find out for yourself because it can affect all of us and make our little 'hobby' an unpleasant experience.

If we are planning to go out being naughty, D uses Balance Activ for a few days beforehand to prevent any occurence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast


" Fishy odour syndrome (its a real condition) is caused by by dietary factors and an imbalance of healthy bacteria caused by over washing (vicious cycle).

And under washing... "

In most cases the odour is caused by harsh bodily detergent washes upsetting the pH balance within that area causing odour.. The instinct is obviously to wash when presented with an odour, that can often make things worse and the unfortunate party becomes locked in a vicious cycle, unwittingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You arrive at a meet. Get down to it & suddenly you realise that her fanny smells disgusting.

What would you do?"

plenty of spit will dilute it

am never wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it... "

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Fishy odour syndrome (its a real condition) is caused by by dietary factors and an imbalance of healthy bacteria caused by over washing (vicious cycle).

And under washing...

In most cases the odour is caused by harsh bodily detergent washes upsetting the pH balance within that area causing odour.. The instinct is obviously to wash when presented with an odour, that can often make things worse and the unfortunate party becomes locked in a vicious cycle, unwittingly."

Just doesn't fit with my personal experience... and I have kissed over four different women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!! "

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it "

I can go off people you know

Hang on...you mean they don't smell of vanilla???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it

I can go off people you know

Hang on...you mean they don't smell of vanilla??? "

No no they do, just vanilla with an essence of trout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it

I can go off people you know

Hang on...you mean they don't smell of vanilla???

No no they do, just vanilla with an essence of trout"

Celibacy here I come. Or maybe I could just sear my nostrils with a hot poker and presume you all smell of rose petals. I am seriously never hooking up before a social meet again. (After the 2 I have booked for this weekend).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it

I can go off people you know

Hang on...you mean they don't smell of vanilla???

No no they do, just vanilla with an essence of trout

Celibacy here I come. Or maybe I could just sear my nostrils with a hot poker and presume you all smell of rose petals. I am seriously never hooking up before a social meet again. (After the 2 I have booked for this weekend). "

Or just get a partner who doesn't mind cleaning her love tunnel before sex, is that so unreasonable?

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If it smells like trout get the fook out

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin' "

Chicken? That's really fowl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it

I can go off people you know

Hang on...you mean they don't smell of vanilla???

No no they do, just vanilla with an essence of trout

Celibacy here I come. Or maybe I could just sear my nostrils with a hot poker and presume you all smell of rose petals. I am seriously never hooking up before a social meet again. (After the 2 I have booked for this weekend).

Or just get a partner who doesn't mind cleaning her love tunnel before sex, is that so unreasonable? "

Not at all unreasonable, i clean my tube train. I am looking for a partner. My profile says that. It is just taking me longer than anticipated and I am playing while I am waiting.

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By *hestercpl4funCouple
over a year ago

chester

We always carry a bottle of CILLET BANG with us for such an occasion

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By *r BigbullMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"Vomit "

True . Happens to me a lot in swingers club couple chooses to play in a locked private room , we get there and her pussy soaked and smells . I've ran out 2 times .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone else ever wondered if medieval peasants had oral sex? I mean that must have really had a pong to it...

I'm not reading this post anymore. Makes me want to go vanilla!!!

Vanilla flange is even worse. They have the attitude that it's the only pussy you are getting so you'll take it as you find it

I can go off people you know

Hang on...you mean they don't smell of vanilla???

No no they do, just vanilla with an essence of trout

Celibacy here I come. Or maybe I could just sear my nostrils with a hot poker and presume you all smell of rose petals. I am seriously never hooking up before a social meet again. (After the 2 I have booked for this weekend). "

Do you ask for a sniff at a social? You could get them to stick one of those cardboard perfume tester sticks inside and have a waft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some get replies lol. Made our day.

Can fab add something indicating hygiene star rating like they have in restaurants. Just an

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By *ark_SensualityMan
over a year ago

London

As Captain Kirk would Say

"One Too Beam Up" lol

I'm a Trekkie Haha

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