FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest insertion

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right then you horny bunch of scallywags what's the strangest thing you have inserted/had inserted into you?

Mine was probably an ice cube made of cum

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By *rab74Man
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Don't know about strange, but figging is fun. For me anyway, maybe less for her, but that's kind of the point.

and then used a freeze pop to ease her burning bottom.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Strangest by far was a dildo that hubby made by freezing a condom full of water. Weird thing was as it started to melt the sensations kept changing. Nice feelings but too damn cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a "friend" she kept a stretch Armstrong in the car . It was her favourite 'toy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a brush in my ass? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I've had a brush in my ass? Haha "

I hope she called you Basil after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a brush in my ass? Haha

I hope she called you Basil after that

Hehehe boom boom. Or bum bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!"

Because he didn't have any fingers?? Or did he think a torch was a closer representation of his dick and you wouldn't notice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A torch hmmmm different , hope the switch didn't keep going on and off

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!"

think I remember this guy.

wadnt called james was he?

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By *hazkiandCouple
over a year ago

crawley

Nothing that strange for me just ice cubes but have just seen on hot pics someone with a table leg inserted! Thought that was unusual!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A table leg this is getting weirder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages..I cooked them the night before and put them in the fridge lol.

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By *hazkiandCouple
over a year ago

crawley

"A table leg this is getting weirder lol"

Found the fact it was still attatched to the table quite funny didn't look like she was to uncomfortable though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an original wooden police man's truncheon (he was an ex copper) in my foof,but had a jacket on it just in case there there were any tiny splinters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balancing over an upside down table bouncing up and down wat were the other legs thinking ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a £20 note as a hiding place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!

think I remember this guy.

wadnt called james was he?"

Think it was Jamie wasn't it?

'No two nights are the same

With Jamie

Jamie and his magic tourch !'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne bottle into my ex, we made sure with fizzed inside before I went gun hoe and came inside to. Strange sensation for us both

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

lady went to local hospital with a butternut squash stuck in her.....had to have surgery to get it out......no soup that night .....ps my nurse friend told everyone about it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!"

I bet it looked like he was sending a message in morse code.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Champagne bottle into my ex, we made sure with fizzed inside before I went gun hoe and came inside to. Strange sensation for us both "

Nice one!

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By *etiteTamaraTV/TS
over a year ago

Canary Wharf, London

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!"

He sounds a bit dim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana and bottle..but not at same time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest by far was a dildo that hubby made by freezing a condom full of water. Weird thing was as it started to melt the sensations kept changing. Nice feelings but too damn cold. "
might have to try this one

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By *ablicker69Man
over a year ago

The handle end of a tool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guys fist in my ass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady on here has a pic of a claw hammer inside her. Handle end of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody is admitting to a car gearstick in the strange then?

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By *avid1Man
over a year ago

Dubai

"Sausages..I cooked them the night before and put them in the fridge lol."

Breakfast in bed

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By *om1962Man
over a year ago

Brighton

An ex of mine, used to love being fucked with a "lion bar".

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By *arebacksuzyslutCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

How about a car towbar. Covered with a rubber of course as i didnt want grease inside me.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Years ago on a meet a dildo in the shape of a crucifix .

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By *unlovinguy_68Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!

He sounds a bit dim

I bet he's seen the light now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crucifix scary lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Mars bar and a peeled banna

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Crucifix scary lol "

He was an ex priest and she was ex catholic ... kinky buggers !Well at least screaming Jesus was apt !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!"

Was it a one light stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger root. Awful haha. Deodorant cans and hairbrush in the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a car towbar. Covered with a rubber of course as i didnt want grease inside me."

I've heard they're quite good. Thought about getting one just for this purpose.

I like the look of the steel boules you can get as well, innocent garden game with an explicit side use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!

Because he didn't have any fingers?? Or did he think a torch was a closer representation of his dick and you wouldn't notice? "

I have no idea. I was as surprised as you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!

think I remember this guy.

wadnt called james was he?"

Lol. He might have been. I can't remember his name. Just his torch

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK

"Nobody is admitting to a car gearstick in the strange then? "

I used to know a female truck driver who confessed to me that she would sit on her gear stick in the truck when on a night out. And I can assure you it was quite a thick stick. !! She was only a tiny women too, bet that made her eyes water. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke can beer bottle towball in my ass great feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thick end of a pool cue in my ass, neck of a rum bottle (that hurt a bit but ok when it was in!) in my ass too.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"How about a car towbar. Covered with a rubber of course as i didnt want grease inside me."

Is that camel towed

I'll get me coat

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Saw some pictures of an old mobile phone and a dolls head inserted ... amazing what you find on the internet when just browsing ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me a baseball bat lol x

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"For me a baseball bat lol x"

the whole length ??? youch !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangest and best has to be an Asti bottle. So smooth to slide in

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By *herrygrayCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

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By *herrygrayCouple
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I put some large carrots in the freezer overnight once, back when we hadn't been together long. Cherry ended up with one in her pussy and one in her ass. She'd questioned how kinky I was lol. She loved it though and since we've found a use for budweiser bottles and all sorts of other things

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

China part of beer pump handle. Ex loved the shape but said itvwas cold

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A baseball bat, thin end of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a £20 note as a hiding place"

In your internal wallet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest by far was a dildo that hubby made by freezing a condom full of water. Weird thing was as it started to melt the sensations kept changing. Nice feelings but too damn cold. "

I did that for an ex once as she'd fantasised about it, she loved it but couldn't take it too long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long long time ago I had a one night stand with someone who was struggling to keep an erection, so he reached into his drawer and started fucking me with...a torch.

Bit weird and kind of uncomfortable!

think I remember this guy.

wadnt called james was he?

Lol. He might have been. I can't remember his name. Just his torch

Can you shed some more light on this for us please?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Woz he a flasher?

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By *ussy FoodMan
over a year ago

darlington

well asti bottle sounds good, was it drinking from the cup of love haha

fizzy stuff that mind

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Flashlight! Always knew fabswinges full of bright cunts.

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

A large cucumber in a female friend, not that different but it went well in the tuna sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

harrier jump jet

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Penis in vagina at the BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have just seen my fwb and as someone said about a condom frozen with water I did it and froze a vibrator in it wow what a good time we had . thanks _eovilcouple76

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Don't know about strange, but figging is fun. For me anyway, maybe less for her, but that's kind of the point.

and then used a freeze pop to ease her burning bottom."

Hmm sounds really nice I'll have to try that sometime. Any tips/cautions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this is rather enjoyable and tame compared to what extreme gay guys get up to .... you know 'The Pet Shop Boys' .... google 'pet shopping' (if its on there?) lol

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Frozen sausage

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By *he Milf ClubCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mine was the long end of a police baton.

Cold smooth metal.

Whilst in police hand cuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex had me dp her with a cucumber in one and my cock in the other..

Have also used a corn on the cob on a partner before.. Apparently the bobbles made for an interesting sensation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex had me dp her with a cucumber in one and my cock in the other..

Have also used a corn on the cob on a partner before.. Apparently the bobbles made for an interesting sensation"

She was so hot the corn popped ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a partner that took the Base end of a bottle of Bulmers, the gearstick of my car, I even fisted her and then decided to see if I could get my cock inside at the same time. Not only did I manage to get my cock inside, I even wanked myself off at the same time.

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