FabSwingers.com forum: Fake an orgasm...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you?

Have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you?

Have you?"
yes n yes sometimes ya have to!!! lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you?

Have you?yes n yes sometimes ya have to!!! lol xxxxx"

Really? why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PM coming at ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even blokes do sometimes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even blokes do sometimes lol"

equal sexes post lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even blokes do sometimes lol"

Well this bloke has, more than once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even blokes do sometimes lol

Well this bloke has, more than once.

why would you bother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even blokes do sometimes lol

Well this bloke has, more than once.

Yep thats why I said it cause i have lol ooopppps

Craig x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even blokes do sometimes lol

Well this bloke has, more than once.

why would you bother?"

To put an end to what I realised was a mistake, why else?.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Even blokes do sometimes lol

Well this bloke has, more than once.

why would you bother?

To put an end to what I realised was a mistake, why else?.

yes i often fake it ...if only women would learn some techniques and listen to OUR needs ...if they did ..it might make us more interested in them again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who said about lardge women or fat? its about faking it?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat..."

Who said that BBW's were fat?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat..."

Me thinks someone needs a quick kick in his ego.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahhhhhhhhhhh it gets me so mad lardge fat skinny who gives a crap ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get me off my box _adchick xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"who said about lardge women or fat? its about faking it?"

I was explaining why I fake it.

Women fake so the man thinks he has done the job, so he then cums and so it ends. Why else would anyone fake?

I had a partner that referred to cum after, by playing with herself in a certain position, whilst I would nibble her ear/neck...

Why or if you have faked why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snip...

Me thinks someone needs a quick kick in his ego....."

Many on here do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhhhhhhhhhh it gets me so mad lardge fat skinny who gives a crap ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get me off my box _adchick xxxx"

bet you don't meet and play with anyone _adchick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no you got on your box about fat or large women god so shallow like i say its about the person

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"who said about lardge women or fat? its about faking it?

I was explaining why I fake it.

Women fake so the man thinks he has done the job, so he then cums and so it ends. Why else would anyone fake?

I had a partner that referred to cum after, by playing with herself in a certain position, whilst I would nibble her ear/neck...

Why or if you have faked why?

Try and get your point across without appearing to be a total tosser then!

Fat, large, thin, curvy, twiglike. Women are all the same inside. We don't like to be debrated for our sizes.

If you fake an orgasm for a reason, then that is your issue. If you don't like larger women, don't fecking meet them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no you got on your box about fat or large women god so shallow like i say its about the person "

Ok, maybe I should have said, faking is a good way to end a play if you realised you made a mistake by playing with that person(s).

None sexist, nondescript, totally neutral to any type, group or gender.

Hows that?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"ahhhhhhhhhhh it gets me so mad lardge fat skinny who gives a crap ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get me off my box _adchick xxxx

bet you don't meet and play with anyone _adchick..."

Oh contrare oh shallow one.

We chose not to play with egotistical, narcissistic, up their own arses, feckwits.

Which pretty much cuts out a major percentage of the blokes on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could not have said it better _adchick xxxxx (p.s just off to feed my fat face mmmmmmmmmmmm) lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no back up now as i can see no face pic?????? mmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and p.s watch out colwyn bay there is astud around xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and get your point across without appearing to be a total tosser then!

Fat, large, thin, curvy, twiglike. Women are all the same inside. We don't like to be debrated for our sizes.

If you fake an orgasm for a reason, then that is your issue. If you don't like larger women, don't fecking meet them!

Large or curvy women are lovely, fat ones are not for me...I will just look better at the photos in future

I guess you will never make a reference about a mans cock size?

Anyway, luckily, there are people who like all sorts, so someone for everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and p.s watch out colwyn bay there is astud around xxxx"

Not at all, I don't think i'm a stud. not bad but not a stud...

It was a few wrong choice of words to say the same thing, as I posted a better version a little later.

Mind you, I guess there will be lots of follow on posts now, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so dont meet the larger ladys then we all have feelings it maybe a swinging site does not give the rite to be a t*****r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ahhhhhhhhhhh it gets me so mad lardge fat skinny who gives a crap ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get me off my box _adchick xxxx

bet you don't meet and play with anyone _adchick...

Oh contrare oh shallow one.

We chose not to play with egotistical, narcissistic, up their own arses, feckwits.

Which pretty much cuts out a major percentage of the blokes on here!

But they are all the same inside. Or does it make a difference then?

(See a previous post you made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what did i say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so dont meet the larger ladys then we all have feelings it maybe a swinging site does not give the rite to be a t*****r "

No, your not reading the word, Large is fine.

I'm going to drop the shovel, the hole is deep enough

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"ahhhhhhhhhhh it gets me so mad lardge fat skinny who gives a crap ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get me off my box _adchick xxxx

bet you don't meet and play with anyone _adchick...

Oh contrare oh shallow one.

We chose not to play with egotistical, narcissistic, up their own arses, feckwits.

Which pretty much cuts out a major percentage of the blokes on here!

But they are all the same inside. Or does it make a difference then?

(See a previous post you made

You chose not to like BBW's, I chose to not like feckwits.

However, I am not berating anyone's size or looks. And lets be honest......... most egotistical feckwits have NO idea they are egotistical feckwits.

Totally different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok then iam a size 16 i have all my curvys in the rite place tell me what you dare class as fat?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Try and get your point across without appearing to be a total tosser then!

Fat, large, thin, curvy, twiglike. Women are all the same inside. We don't like to be debrated for our sizes.

If you fake an orgasm for a reason, then that is your issue. If you don't like larger women, don't fecking meet them!

Large or curvy women are lovely, fat ones are not for me..."

Fat is such a subjective word.

One person's fat, is another person's curvy!

And no........ I don't make references about cock size unless it's 2" or below when erect!

You can check all through the forums.... I think you'll see I stay out of those debates!

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"ok then iam a size 16 i have all my curvys in the rite place tell me what you dare class as fat?"

And gorgeously in proportion might I add!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

high five babe me to and now iam off to shake my ass in the pub yeah xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooo.......love it....carry on troops lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat..."

you got as far as doing the deed before you realised you made a mistake??

ffs...a polite thanks but no thanks and some bollocks to say it sooner might of been a better way.

Jeeeez.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

femme mwah mwah and i think he is running rite away from us xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"femme mwah mwah and i think he is running rite away from us xxxxx"

is it coz we is fat? said in best diamong geezer accent lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

diamond even....tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"femme mwah mwah and i think he is running rite away from us xxxxx"

I dug myself a hole and have stopped digging

A good lesson learnt for me anyway, lol

And nice pair, as I mentioned you have a drinks voucher here, if you are in the area this summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat...

you got as far as doing the deed before you realised you made a mistake??

ffs...a polite thanks but no thanks and some bollocks to say it sooner might of been a better way.

Jeeeez."

Maybe i'm the sensitive caring type

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"femme mwah mwah and i think he is running rite away from us xxxxx

I dug myself a hole and have stopped digging

A good lesson learnt for me anyway, lol

And nice pair, as I mentioned you have a drinks voucher here, if you are in the area this summer."

damn I hate it when they are quick learners...totally ruins a girls fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat...

you got as far as doing the deed before you realised you made a mistake??

ffs...a polite thanks but no thanks and some bollocks to say it sooner might of been a better way.

Jeeeez.

Maybe i'm the sensitive caring type

who does a sympathy fuck then fakes it...oh yes very sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont no if i can make it iam a larger lady and i can not run

) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok then iam a size 16 i have all my curvys in the rite place tell me what you dare class as fat?"
Definitely look like they're in the right places from here

i thought this was a site to have fun with friends, and i have yet to chose a friend based on looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a good thing or bad?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Absolutely, I'm fine with large women, but not a BBW(fat). Faking is a good way to end it sooner.

You know you made a mistake, and rather than hurt her feelings go through the motions as such...And make sure you get recent pics and a cam chat...

you got as far as doing the deed before you realised you made a mistake??

ffs...a polite thanks but no thanks and some bollocks to say it sooner might of been a better way.

Jeeeez."

I'd heard of these men that will shag anything.

I thought they were just an urban myth.

**Maddie shudders, vomits and runs off in disgust**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, that last bit was aimed at the thread in general not you specifically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornywhores4Couple
over a year ago

louth

mags here had for me to fake as im a squirter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**Maddie shudders, vomits and runs off in disgust**"

Hope your more settle now

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

i have never ever faked an orgasam nor would i, if the guy isnt right for me, or not hitting my right buttons at the time of doing so i would tell him and start all over again, whats good for one might not be good for another so playing, finding out, seeing what happens is all part of a good night...

Nicer guy u mention u have faked an orgasam b4 to end the session quickly as the female was FAT etc, well surely my darling when u found out the fem was FAT why didnt u just walk away and go look esle where, and another thing surely if the fem is so fat and u didnt want to do it how did u manage to have an erection in the first place...did she rape u..?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luckily weve never had to fake orgasm ,sometimes {rarely} i dont cum but never had to fake it and i dont know why folks do?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i will fake it anytime with any size shape or religion especially nicepair ...who has made me fake an erection ...curves do it fdor me you see ,

as long as your kind and stroke my hair after saying ..mmm your good ....i am happy ...

so i will come around and fake anywhere with any femmes

(said in a very strong cockney accent )

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"i will fake it anytime with any size shape or religion especially nicepair ...who has made me fake an erection ...curves do it fdor me you see ,

as long as your kind and stroke my hair after saying ..mmm your good ....i am happy ...

so i will come around and fake anywhere with any femmes

(said in a very strong cockney accent )"

Oi you.......

leave us cockney's alone and use ya own accent! hhhuurrrrmmmppfff

And what hair are we meant to stroke? the hair on ya legs? cus we all know you soooooo old, you baldy!

hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhe

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"i will fake it anytime with any size shape or religion especially nicepair ...who has made me fake an erection ...curves do it fdor me you see ,

as long as your kind and stroke my hair after saying ..mmm your good ....i am happy ...

so i will come around and fake anywhere with any femmes

(said in a very strong cockney accent )

Oi you.......

leave us cockney's alone and use ya own accent! hhhuurrrrmmmppfff

And what hair are we meant to stroke? the hair on ya legs? cus we all know you soooooo old, you baldy!

hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhe"

ill have you know i have a full head and all equipment works ...ok ok ...it misfires sometimes if i drink too much ...but i do function and can still take your breath away madam ...stamps foot in challenging way and slaps face with glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never faked it, but each time I shoot my load is sure as hell is not an orgasm.

I am sure that I ahve been with women who have and was once with a woman who profess to cum at the slightest touch and she did indeed!

The multi orgasm dream is out there I'm sure

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Never felt the need to fake it.....and as a gusher/squirter, the evidence is there to be seen....bring on the towels...and bottled water to rehydrate myself.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why have sex with them in the first place if u feel the need to fake, i being of the larger lady variety, would much prefer to be blown out than faked on

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

sod the towels these days its a plastic play sheet, snorkle and flippers..lol..xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why have sex with them in the first place if u feel the need to fake, i being of the larger lady variety, would much prefer to be blown out than faked on

Well, for me, it was a little too much to drink, then when looking the girl in the eyes, realising, shit, she is very possibly my best friend and also ex girlfriends sister, we really shouldn't be doing this, had nothing to do with size, she was a very attractive girl, inside and out, I found it easier at the time to fake it than say 'we should stop, this doesn't feel right'.

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By *ichNjudyCouple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Well we never knew there was no such thing as a fat woman. Wow you learn something every day on here!

Presumably fat blokes (and getting a slightly woosey seasick feeling if you ride straddled over the top of one of these non existent individuals for too long) are a figment of our imagination too lol

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j&r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You women are too bloody touchy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You women are too bloody touchy!! "

give me a touchy feely woman anyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You women are too bloody touchy!!

give me a touchy feely woman anyday."

I can don a dress?, or Coll can help me out, lol.

See, I play alone, I have a non existent second profile I meet people through, lol.

Not really, I'm teasing, but I bet that got a couple of backs up for a second, pmsl.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Well we never knew there was no such thing as a fat woman. Wow you learn something every day on here!

Presumably fat blokes (and getting a slightly woosey seasick feeling if you ride straddled over the top of one of these non existent individuals for too long) are a figment of our imagination too lol

xxx

j&r"

blimey seasick flippers goggles sex is more like watching the titanic movie these days !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fat bird is back and what have i missed (gushing herself laughing xxx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fat bird is back and what have i missed (gushing herself laughing xxx)"

You missed out on a supersized lasagna, you snooze you lose as the saying goes, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

f**k f**k why the hell did i not lift my fat ass of sofa boo hoo xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats an orgasm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"f**k f**k why the hell did i not lift my fat ass of sofa boo hoo xxxxx"

I wish you did, I'm a bit full now.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

a living individual consisting of a single cell or of a group of interdependent parts sharing the life processes......oh no...that's an organism...lol

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