FabSwingers.com forum: what wouldnt you do?

By *ornywhores4 OP Couple
over a year ago

louth

right,think long and hard of somethings you or your partner would never do?what is it you wouldnt do?explain why you wouldnt do it.......ie,fisting watersports,diry sex etc......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not much i wouldnt do ,, only things i can think of at the mo are underage and thats probably under 22 ,, i cant imagine my self with some one younger than my daughter ,, lol and scat ,,,, baulking at the mere thought of it yuk ,, but most

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By *ornywhores4 OP Couple
over a year ago

louth

ah scat is ok once its not in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisting is one thing we couldn't or wouldn't.. but thats because it would be impossible...

Scat...... No way in a million

Underage... Never.

Dead people... No No No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never thought of dead people ,,lol

where do you meet those ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never thought of dead people ,,lol

where do you meet those ???

You ever been to Socials???

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By *ornywhores4 OP Couple
over a year ago

louth

socials?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"socials?"

Events where people get together.. Like a family meal but where people mostly like each other...

Was in reference to where do you meet dead people lol..

Humour.. but then again... Maybe not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, notts i know the one you mean an all, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was that a tuble blowing past ,,, lol ,,, take ya point on soicials ,,, never been on a swingers social but attented a few in the old chat room days ,,got me thinking bout what i wouldnt do ,,, i wouldnt share my last rolo

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By *ornywhores4 OP Couple
over a year ago

louth

dead but still warm is ok{messin}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting is one thing we couldn't or wouldn't.. but thats because it would be impossible...

Scat...... No way in a million

Underage... Never.

Dead people... No No No"

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm necrophelia , underage , anything involving watersports and scat etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Fisting is one thing we couldn't or wouldn't.. but thats because it would be impossible...

Scat...... No way in a million

Underage... Never.

Dead people... No No No

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol "

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting is one thing we couldn't or wouldn't.. but thats because it would be impossible...

Scat...... No way in a million

Underage... Never.

Dead people... No No No

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx"

ya shitting us man...... you are full of info today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Fisting is one thing we couldn't or wouldn't.. but thats because it would be impossible...

Scat...... No way in a million

Underage... Never.

Dead people... No No No

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx

ya shitting us man...... you are full of info today lol"

I know hahahahaha

not that im into scat in any way shape or form eeeewwwwwww

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

would never do pain ,water ,pervertion,

humiliation and unprotected sex

luv jacs

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fisting:Because I'd hate to think I could and find the thought a turn off. Even more so if they could clap too,lol.

Deffo no Scat:Needs no explanation.

No bareback:As above.

Arse to mouth:Likewise.

Being spat into:Yuk!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we know our limits,and dont cross the line legally, maroly ect,but always open to suggestion...mmmmm very open as long as all is happy...lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd never pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx

ya shitting us man...... you are full of info today lol"

What a responce lol... I'm wetting myself here ff's lol...

Typical geordie responce ... fookin ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just fascinated about what the OP would never ever do now.

Apart from socials and single males apparently

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm just fascinated about what the OP would never ever do now.

Apart from socials and single males apparently

Necrophelia: Some friends a few years back got done for grave robbing (didn't help that it was the first citys mayor or similar), when they arived at court the judge was a tad shocked as the last case, was so far back that there was no current president for a scentance for him to give :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx

ya shitting us man...... you are full of info today lol

What a responce lol... I'm wetting myself here ff's lol...

Typical geordie responce ... fookin ace "

oi notts ...not in2 watersports mind wink wink lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I wouldn't shag anyone who looked like Fred West or any women who was wearing polyfiller to cover her wrinkles.

Oohhh and no poo or wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx

ya shitting us man...... you are full of info today lol

What a responce lol... I'm wetting myself here ff's lol...

Typical geordie responce ... fookin ace

oi notts ...not in2 watersports mind wink wink lol"

nar lass.... those wa tears ya knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Japaneese seem to enjoy shitting on each other and vomiting on each other.

We watched a DVD of it once and it was unreal, we hated it but were somehow compelled to watch it to the end - never seen anything like it. It's called 'Scat Stage' if ever you get the chance to see it

Would we try it ????

Not a chance .....

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

right might really sound silly here but what is scat

p.s only found out what vanilla was 2 weeks ago lol

Scat is poo lol some people like poo xx

ya shitting us man...... you are full of info today lol

What a responce lol... I'm wetting myself here ff's lol...

Typical geordie responce ... fookin ace

oi notts ...not in2 watersports mind wink wink lol

nar lass.... those wa tears ya knows"

Daft begger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm going to be ill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I'm going to be ill lol"

well... if that developes into a cough, i'll happily rub some 'vick' on your chest... Tidy innit girl lol..

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

I'm back to my books.

They are making more sense than Mr Notts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back to my books.

They are making more sense than Mr Notts!"

Yeah yeah yeah... stop squeaking girl.. say what ya think lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait for me maddy ... mr notts wants to rub vicks on my chest ... only estee lauder on my chest lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait for me maddy ... mr notts wants to rub vicks on my chest ... only estee lauder on my chest lol xxx"

well as were now friends you can call me estee if you like hun.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I call you betty instead? then you can call me al .... pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think scatts my only real no no, besides kids, animals etc but hopefully that goes without saying, poo just smells and i don't want it on me thanks lol but anything else i will at least try

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ive been thinking about this and there are some things I would'nt do with some people that I would happily do with others depending on how comfortable I feel and what their interests are, generally the more comfortable I feel the more naughty I will be lol

My big no no at the moment is people at clubs assuming that they can bloody watch me!

Oh and poo and fisting is always gonna be a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scat - a big no no, bloody hell I used to be sick changing nappies, never mind eating a turd sarnie

Wee - would not have a major problem with that I don't think in the right circumstances, was well known in my RAF days for drinking pints of fresh..I repeat fresh piss during bar games

Animals - well...if a poodle winked at me, I may just fondle it's balls a bit for a laugh, but apart from that no

BDSM - I'm allergic to pain, so no

All the other unspeakable things - NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pee and poodles? sounds like two cartoon characters lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would never do:-

Scat

Watersports

Fisting

Anal

Animals

Corpses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we allowed to add names yet lol...

Kidding... just kidding

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Are we allowed to add names yet lol...

Kidding... just kidding "

I was just thinking about a certain male half of a couple on here ....... and the corpse bit.

**Bad maddie, bad bad bad**

Back to my books again..... cya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try/do anything really as long as I can get the stains out of my trousers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am having a bit of trouble working out how you include poo into sex? That is definatley a big no for us ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am having a bit of trouble working out how you include poo into sex? That is definatley a big no for us ewwwww"

The mind does boggle eh... We were saying the very same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am having a bit of trouble working out how you include poo into sex? That is definatley a big no for us ewwwww

The mind does boggle eh... We were saying the very same!"
Someone's been watching too many films!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the not to dos

well all the usual thats all ready been mentioned.

oh and never never even think about shagging

"john mcrirrick" or how ever ya spell it.

the racing oddball.....oh yuck yuck

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By *icekatCouple
over a year ago

north east

"I think I'm going to be ill lol"

You beat me to that one after reading these posts I feel ill. All of the things mentioned I would not want to do yak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok im obviously a prude but no one is going near my bum!!!

and anyone wearing polyester is bad too !!

....and pooh.....and wee.....and animals.....and...............fuck now im thinking i am a prude!!!!!

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over a year ago

"ok im obviously a prude but no one is going near my bum!!!

and anyone wearing polyester is bad too !!

....and pooh.....and wee.....and animals.....and...............fuck now im thinking i am a prude!!!!!"

Boooorrrrriiiinnggg!!! pmsl xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok im obviously a prude but no one is going near my bum!!!

and anyone wearing polyester is bad too !!

....and pooh.....and wee.....and animals.....and...............fuck now im thinking i am a prude!!!!!

Boooorrrrriiiinnggg!!! pmsl xxxx"

lol tart

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By *eavensg84uCouple
over a year ago

Harrow

We tried bestiality, whipping and necrophilia - but we were flogging a dead horse.

And if you check our profile - we've already excluded John McCririck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We tried bestiality, whipping and necrophilia - but we were flogging a dead horse.

And if you check our profile - we've already excluded John McCririck! "
Lol I like the joke!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"Would never do:-

Scat

Watersports

Fisting

Anal

Animals

Corpses!

Same here

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By *damandlaraCouple
over a year ago

northwich

sat chuckling to myself here reading about the scat thing as it brought back memories of a couple of years ago when my 16 yr old son got so d*unk at new year (not to our knowledge i hasten to add) when we got home he had shit himself and it was everywhere, all up the bannisters all over the walls, wasnt funny at the time but cant wait till his 21st party for my spaech,lol

brings a whole new meaning to scat !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true story:

Whilst never even considered doing anything with poo as is life things have a way just "happening" sometimes....

Many years ago after speaking to this lovely lady for some time we finally arranged to meet. Booked a nice hotel (4*) near Heathrow, met up had a few drinks, lunch etc. Decided to go to the room and have some fun, later whilst practising my oral skills on her, to my delight the lady had an extremely intense orgasm, almost took off she did. At the peak of this obviously very intense feeling she shit herself.

Now that in itself is not a real issue as things do happen as i say. Unfortunately she was on her Hands and knees on the bed at the time so I received a violent "jet" straight in the eyes.

I fell backwards totally covered in it, blinded and no idea what the hell had happened. She ran to the bathroom crying (unerstandable) and locked herself in.

There I am covered in shit, no where to go to clean up. Beds covered floor table etc. Amazing how it spreads.

Needless to say its the only "meet" that I have ever had where i spent more time doing the laundry than i did shagging.......

I now know 3 things:

1, I am not into Scat............

2, When practising Oral keep one eye open at all times......

3, When meeting someone new take condoms and DIACALM with you...

True story honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my god !!!

how bloody awful

though it brings to mind a story told by someone i knew.

she and this fella were out having a drink, needless to say she had one to many

Anyways , at home they got down to some sexy though d*unken fun and they were doing all sorts.

It ends with her taking one up the ass and then because she was d*unk, decides to finish with a bj :o

After which she staggers in the bathroom and low and behold she is covered in shite.

All over her face , mouth etc.

It was her own . hahahah

I nearly wretched when she told me .

She was more worried about him and the sheets than having a face full of her own shite.

ohhhhhhhhh yuck !!!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

No Morris Dancing. That's just so wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I know a few morris dancers lol

And im not afraid to say I do pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we would never do watersports, scat, pain!! but what the hell is vanilla?

oh dead people, pets, oh a spitroast none of these appeal to us gross gross gross!!!

someone please explain what vanilla means

thanks ianandjo xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vanilla is a non swinging person ...only found out ourselfs 2 weeks ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its also the best flavour ben n jerrys ice cream mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahaha

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"its also the best flavour ben n jerrys ice cream mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm xx"

Started at the top with Scat and ends with Ben & Jerry's........strange forum lol.

Seriously, into most things if it feels right at the time, apart from scat and illegal things. Remember most folks wouldn't consider doing what we all enjoy, so each to their own.

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By *eanneTVTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

I consider myself very open minded but do have to draw the line at some things

No Scat

No Animals

No Underage

No Dead People

No Spitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wudnt have sex with someone i didnt fancy, yes some more than others but still gotta fancy em............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and anything with old people or sheep !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and anything with old people or sheep !! lol "

That rules out BigFella then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and anything with old people or sheep !! lol

That rules out BigFella then???

xx"
u tell me!!;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and anything with old people or sheep !! lol

That rules out BigFella then???

xxu tell me!!;)"

He's old and just insulted me .... end of!!!

lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and anything with old people or sheep !! lol

That rules out BigFella then???

xxu tell me!!;)

He's old and just insulted me .... end of!!!

lol!!!

"
want me to sort him out???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh and anything with old people or sheep !! lol

That rules out BigFella then???

xxu tell me!!;)

He's old and just insulted me .... end of!!!

lol!!!

want me to sort him out??? "

Yep!! Go girl - get your claws out!!

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't be doing a chav or a pikey. We do 50% more than notts though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couldn't be doing a chav or a pikey. We do 50% more than notts though!"

No chance for me then??? lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is scat??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is scat??"

I don't know loads of details but it involves pooh!!

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over a year ago

"what is scat??

I don't know loads of details but it involves pooh!! "

thats all you need to know xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is scat??

I don't know loads of details but it involves pooh!! "
does poor christopher robin know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is scat??

I don't know loads of details but it involves pooh!! "

What about Tigger or piglet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Now that is scary LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh scat that is scary!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I love it when pooh gets his hand stuck in the honeypot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when pooh gets his hand stuck in the honeypot

Hope somebody is gonna get his had stuck in honey pot soon xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when pooh gets his hand stuck in the honeypot

Hope somebody is gonna get his had stuck in honey pot soon xxx"

Sets off back down to Norfolk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"I love it when pooh gets his hand stuck in the honeypot

Hope somebody is gonna get his had stuck in honey pot soon xxx

Sets off back down to Norfolk!!!"

See you in a bout 6 weeks then if you go at Norfolk speed limit!! xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when pooh gets his hand stuck in the honeypot

Hope somebody is gonna get his had stuck in honey pot soon xxx"

I meant "MY" honey pot .. not aimed at anybody in particular xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it when pooh gets his hand stuck in the honeypot

Hope somebody is gonna get his had stuck in honey pot soon xxx

I meant "MY" honey pot .. not aimed at anybody in particular xxxxx"
just make sure ya have plenty of ky it wont get stuck then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant "MY" honey pot .. not aimed at anybody in particular xxxxxjust make sure ya have plenty of ky it wont get stuck then!!"

No need xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant "MY" honey pot .. not aimed at anybody in particular xxxxxjust make sure ya have plenty of ky it wont get stuck then!!

No need xxxxx"
plastic mattress or forceps??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant "MY" honey pot .. not aimed at anybody in particular xxxxxjust make sure ya have plenty of ky it wont get stuck then!!

No need xxxxxplastic mattress or forceps??? lol

You leave me speechless..........

lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant "MY" honey pot .. not aimed at anybody in particular xxxxxjust make sure ya have plenty of ky it wont get stuck then!!

No need xxxxxplastic mattress or forceps??? lol

You leave me speechless..........

lol!!! "
;-)

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