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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is the old adage of swingers having pampas in their front garden true? Is it really a way of telling swingers apart from vanilla people?

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

I sooooo want to put one in the middle of our front lawn but the other half isn't so keen. Apparently the grow and spread rather a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sooooo want to put one in the middle of our front lawn but the other half isn't so keen. Apparently the grow and spread rather a lot"

Apparently they grow really big!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sooooo want to put one in the middle of our front lawn but the other half isn't so keen. Apparently the grow and spread rather a lot"

Apparently they grow really big!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the way to control its growth is to set it on fire.

Maybe not a good plant to stick in ur garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard that you need to burn them to get rid if them too.

Mind you, burning got rid of the conifers that I had wanted to keep.

I hope the pampras grass is a myth as our neighbours have it,... and they are in their 80's!!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The problem is people will have it who are not swingers. The point of a sign is surely that it will be unique to those who know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had 2 dug out of my garden. they were massive

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey


"I have heard that you need to burn them to get rid if them too.

Mind you, burning got rid of the conifers that I had wanted to keep.

I hope the pampras grass is a myth as our neighbours have it,... and they are in their 80's!!"

Trouble is it was a sign in the 70's so that would put them in their 50's then so quite possible. ask them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the old adage of swingers having pampas in their front garden true? Is it really a way of telling swingers apart from vanilla people? "

Definitely true. If you don't have it, you're not a swinger.

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Shit...we have friends over in the far corner of darkest north Wales and the local council plants it on grass verges and roundabouts.

Is a "roundabout" a dif type of swinger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all swingers & roundabouts up there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got pink pampas grass?

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

oohh err missus!! we had a huge one in our "Back garden!" when we moved into our new house!......what does that mean???

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Anyone got pink pampas grass? "

Would that be "the rinky dink Pampas,

the one that is permanently pink?"

With apologies to Henri Mancini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got pink pampas grass? "

Yes we just bought one from a garden centre recently

There's quite a few pampas grasses in our village but suspect they're not all swingers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pampas grass and red hot pokers. What does that mean?

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By *ovemenotWoman
over a year ago

yeovil

My mum and dad just moved in to a house that has one in the garden . Does that mean their swingers now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if the Pampas Grass is wearing an ankle chain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord, my mother had rather a large pampas grass in the front when I was a kid! Eeek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh lord, my mother had rather a large pampas grass in the front when I was a kid! Eeek "

Ooh matron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum and dad just moved in to a house that has one in the garden . Does that mean their swingers now ? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the old adage of swingers having pampas in their front garden true? Is it really a way of telling swingers apart from vanilla people?

Definitely true. If you don't have it, you're not a swinger."

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We bought our house in 1983 and our neighbours had pampas grass but they had young kids which I know people do and still swing but they were more hippie types and back then I didnt know pampas was linked with swingers, so I have been wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sooooo want to put one in the middle of our front lawn but the other half isn't so keen. Apparently the grow and spread rather a lot"

They get really tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We bought our house in 1983 and our neighbours had pampas grass but they had young kids which I know people do and still swing but they were more hippie types and back then I didnt know pampas was linked with swingers, so I have been wondering "

I say if you only have them in your back garden is that you used to be swingers, you dug up the plant from the front garden and planted it in the back garden as an act of retirement but to keep the memory's of your swinging past.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Does this mean people who live in flats without gardens are not allowed to be swingers?

Do we need a separate indicator for swingles, since they aren't "proper" swingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all swingers & roundabouts up there.."

Very droll! Cracked a very rare smile ove breakfast with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We bought our house in 1983 and our neighbours had pampas grass but they had young kids which I know people do and still swing but they were more hippie types and back then I didnt know pampas was linked with swingers, so I have been wondering

I say if you only have them in your back garden is that you used to be swingers, you dug up the plant from the front garden and planted it in the back garden as an act of retirement but to keep the memory's of your swinging past. "

I think they had it back and front garden but burnt them out after a few years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the old adage of swingers having pampas in their front garden true? Is it really a way of telling swingers apart from vanilla people? "

I've never heard this before. We have had pampas grass at the front of our house for years but have never had anyone come to the door! Shame.....I shall look after them far more carefully in the future.

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Haha my mum lives in a sheltered housing complex they have a massive one

That explains why she's started playing " bingo" lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha my mum lives in a sheltered housing complex they have a massive one

That explains why she's started playing " bingo" lol

D x "

Does she like playing with dabbers then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the old adage of swingers having pampas in their front garden true? Is it really a way of telling swingers apart from vanilla people?

I've never heard this before. We have had pampas grass at the front of our house for years but have never had anyone come to the door! Shame.....I shall look after them far more carefully in the future. "

Haha I have just always heard that some swingers would identify themselves using pampas grass. Seems a bizarre notion but others seem to have heard of it too! I have also heard that in the days before the internet they'd put a trilby hat on the parcel shelves of their cars to signal 'hello! I'm a swinger!'- the mind boggles!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I think it was a 70's thing.

Also if you had three gnomes on your front lawn it meant you were up for a threesome, four gnomes or more meant an orgy and a brown gnome mental anal.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


" brown gnome mental anal."
mental anal?!? Is that like shitsophrenia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually looking for some nice plants, does it flower and is it hard wearing??

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


" brown gnome mental anal. mental anal?!? Is that like shitsophrenia?"

Oh good god..... got to be in with a shout for the prize of "Best post of the year" surely? I inhaled a fekkin ice cube... nearly fekkin died... still cant stop laughing!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


" brown gnome mental anal. mental anal?!? Is that like shitsophrenia?"

LOL!¡ Yes! That is exactly what it is. From now on.

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