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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone had anything that has shocked them at a meet?

Must be some funny or scary stories out there?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

iwent back to a meets house and the toilet looked as if it had never been cleaned,think trainspotting bleurgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Yoda man. Still laugh when I think about it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One wanted me to call him baby when he came

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By *eard-lincolnMan
over a year ago

near lincoln

I went to meet a girl in sleaford that turned out to be a guy. He presumed I wouldn't turn up I think. Bit I knocked on his door and he confessed. He asked me if I was still interested. Lol cheeky fooker. That was 2 years ago when I was naive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"iwent back to a meets house and the toilet looked as if it had never been cleaned,think trainspotting bleurgh"
ewww instant turn off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy kitchen horror !!

Oh and the time someone had an unexpected visitor and I had to hide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww that's just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my first (and last ever house meet alone!), the guy was nothing like his profile pic. He said nobody would meet him if he had his own up and he wasn't wrong either.

Saint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who wanted me to get in his car boot so his neighbours didnt see me go into the house !!!!!!!

And a party hubby and i went to where the house and especially the bathroom looked like they hadn been cleaned in 30 years ................ yuck !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple informed me of possibility of their teenage son coming home, and if I heard the front door, could I run out the kitchen into garden and over jump over the fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was at a meet with a man,, and he pulled out a HUGE strap on and asked me to do him.. not sure if it that was the shock or the size of it and he managed to take it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iwent back to a meets house and the toilet looked as if it had never been cleaned,think trainspotting bleurgh"

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a meet with a couple and when the guy came he sounded like Quagmire off family guy. I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't stop laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a couples house, whilst casualy chatting all sat in the living room, my attention was fully fixed on the large cage in the corner of the room, after a while it came apparent it was for their dog! But had me worried for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is for ALL these reasons that I dont do meets in someone's home!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I went to meet a girl in sleaford that turned out to be a guy. He presumed I wouldn't turn up I think. Bit I knocked on his door and he confessed. He asked me if I was still interested. Lol cheeky fooker. That was 2 years ago when I was naive "

You know I said I'd hold your hand at the Sheffield Social....my name is Darren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy house, curtains kept open purposely for Pervy neighbour, shocking teeth, most unwelcoming bedside manner ever.

Yes.

All in the same meet.

I've never driven past the Mansfield turn off on the A1 without a shiver running up my spine since.

Awful

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law "

Unexpected anal smiley alert!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had a meet with a couple and when the guy came he sounded like Quagmire off family guy. I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't stop laughing."
giggetty giggetty goo pmsl id die! Coulda sounded like peter tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had a meet with a couple and when the guy came he sounded like Quagmire off family guy. I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't stop laughing. giggetty giggetty goo pmsl id die! Coulda sounded like peter tho lol"

Lol, Peter when laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law

Unexpected anal smiley alert!!! "

That was exactly my reaction! Except I had to hold down the vomit as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"had a meet with a couple and when the guy came he sounded like Quagmire off family guy. I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't stop laughing. giggetty giggetty goo pmsl id die! Coulda sounded like peter tho lol

Lol, Peter when laughing "
I think Brian would swing lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law

Unexpected anal smiley alert!!!

That was exactly my reaction! Except I had to hold down the vomit as well"

I've gotta ask...how did you know it was her father in law???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law

Unexpected anal smiley alert!!!

That was exactly my reaction! Except I had to hold down the vomit as well

I've gotta ask...how did you know it was her father in law???"
how old were they both?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a private party and saw my work colleague there. She was soooo not someone I expected to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had a meet with a couple and when the guy came he sounded like Quagmire off family guy. I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't stop laughing. giggetty giggetty goo pmsl id die! Coulda sounded like peter tho lol

Lol, Peter when laughing I think Brian would swing lol"

Lols dunno about with his wife, but he'd pimp out meg for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive knocked on a door and a pensioner answered....

Went to a couples house and while chattin to his mrs she said she didnt enjoy it and was only doing it to please him n keep him quiet....so i left!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive knocked on a door and a pensioner answered....

Went to a couples house and while chattin to his mrs she said she didnt enjoy it and was only doing it to please him n keep him quiet....so i left!!"

After you smashed her right?.....right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive knocked on a door and a pensioner answered....

Went to a couples house and while chattin to his mrs she said she didnt enjoy it and was only doing it to please him n keep him quiet....so i left!!

After you smashed her right?.....right?"
that is a dilemma lol and i'd fuck meg and spunk on her hate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive knocked on a door and a pensioner answered....

Went to a couples house and while chattin to his mrs she said she didnt enjoy it and was only doing it to please him n keep him quiet....so i left!!

After you smashed her right?.....right?that is a dilemma lol and i'd fuck meg and spunk on her hate. "

Meg would be a total sicko though, so eager to please, I'd make her eat her own!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive knocked on a door and a pensioner answered....

Went to a couples house and while chattin to his mrs she said she didnt enjoy it and was only doing it to please him n keep him quiet....so i left!!

After you smashed her right?.....right?that is a dilemma lol and i'd fuck meg and spunk on her hate.

Meg would be a total sicko though, so eager to please, I'd make her eat her own!"
lol spit roast with peter

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

we always meet socially first and have twice been shocked by the difference in age between the person/people in front of us and the person/people in the photographs we've been sent, we laugh about it......now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive knocked on a door and a pensioner answered....

Went to a couples house and while chattin to his mrs she said she didnt enjoy it and was only doing it to please him n keep him quiet....so i left!!

After you smashed her right?.....right?that is a dilemma lol and i'd fuck meg and spunk on her hate.

Meg would be a total sicko though, so eager to please, I'd make her eat her own!lol spit roast with peter "

Haha bukkake with Cleveland and Quag too. Dunno wether I spelt bukkake right, perhaps unsurprisingly when spell checked my phone found 'no replacements'

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

I went back to a couple's house where they kept snakes - in 3 massive tanks in the lounge. I stayed over and next morning there was some celebration because their missing snake (I hadn't been told!)was found behind the desk in the room where we had played and slept!

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By *aith boyMan
over a year ago

Worthing

i w2ent to a meets house. t was filthy and she was a chain smoker. there was cigarette ash all over the place. she was a minger too. she had most of her dinner on her top as well.. great fuck though ...( honest i didnt !!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove over an hour for a social drink and a chat. When he drove into the car park my first thought was OMG he's sent his dad

He didn't want to go for a drink but invited me into his car for a chat. I was too polite to just drive off so I agreed. He was dressed in grey baggy joggers with black slip on shoes (I later discovered he thought that would be handy for getting undressed in a hurry)

Whilst chatting I noticed the back seat had been put down and a duvet and pillows thrown in. I made a fairly quick but polite exit despite him begging for us to go somewhere quiet. I still shudder at the thought!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd spoken to a couple. It was always the male half chatting but we were happy it was a real couple. Went to the door, she answered it... "hello, we're Martin and Diane" ... "eh" she says. He only hadn't told her that he'd invited us round. Felt a bit awkward, we chatted for a wee bit then made our excuses.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Went to a swing club we hadn't been to before , after chatting to a few couples we went for a wander to explore the place , looked into a room with several couples in a tangled heap as we we're leaving the room heard someone calling my name , looked round to see my boss standing there with a hard on and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady I had gone to stay at for the weekend told me over dinner as calm as you like once I had cleared the table she was tying me to it and fucking my arse with one of her (many)toys

It came out as cool as if she was telling me to fill her wine glass...i nearly choked on my bacon and mushroom pasta (I had cooked ) !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to a couples house after the play had begun we were informed that there were six teenage kids upstairs !! foook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a swing club we hadn't been to before , after chatting to a few couples we went for a wander to explore the place , looked into a room with several couples in a tangled heap as we we're leaving the room heard someone calling my name , looked round to see my boss standing there with a hard on and a smile "
that's our biggest fear , bumping into someone we know ,, not that it's anyone's business but would be a bit embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some lol ....boss maybe !

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

I turned up at a couple's house ready for fun and they did not know of me. I think someone had set them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also got invited to a specific scenario with a couple where I was supposed to turn up watch them screwing for a bit and join in for a dp. All fine, I get to the house, walk in unannounced as we agreed, see them fucking on the living room and stand there for a few minutes watching. Get a bit horny so start getting undressed, given the wink from the bloke and manage to get down to my boxes before she clocks me. Yes you've guessed it, she knew nothing about it lol. Luckily we had a laugh about it but the bugger could have mentioned it was a surprise lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers clubs are the best (or worst) for this !

We've bumped into an uncle (through marriage) and someone who lives on the same estate who we regularly see out and about in the supermarket and pub lol xxxxxx

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"Went to a swing club we hadn't been to before , after chatting to a few couples we went for a wander to explore the place , looked into a room with several couples in a tangled heap as we we're leaving the room heard someone calling my name , looked round to see my boss standing there with a hard on and a smile "

Sorry, I know I shouldn't, but rolling about on the floor laughing at that one.

Did you have ask him for a raise the next Monday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"iwent back to a meets house and the toilet looked as if it had never been cleaned,think trainspotting bleurgh"

Same as us wonder if it was the same bloke we didn't stay long

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By *aturasqCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"I turned up at a couple's house ready for fun and they did not know of me. I think someone had set them up"

Really ? What gave it away ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I turned up at a couple's house ready for fun and they did not know of me. I think someone had set them up"
That's so funny sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to meet a girl in sleaford that turned out to be a guy. He presumed I wouldn't turn up I think. Bit I knocked on his door and he confessed. He asked me if I was still interested. Lol cheeky fooker. That was 2 years ago when I was naive "
you shd have put a blibdfold on...a mouth is a mouth!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy call at the house for coffee and after chatting for a while and me telling him that I did not want to take it further at that or any other time very clearly I looked down to find him rubbing his growing erection down his thigh......I asked him to leave but not before I had a very worried moment or two........I know I can hear you all screaming at me and I've learned my lesson, I don't invite into my home for a social ever now

And before I came on here I met a guy off pof who wanted me to call him baby and pretend to be his ex mother in law June....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to meet a girl in sleaford that turned out to be a guy. He presumed I wouldn't turn up I think. Bit I knocked on his door and he confessed. He asked me if I was still interested. Lol cheeky fooker. That was 2 years ago when I was naive you shd have put a blibdfold on...a mouth is a mouth!!! lol"

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Went to a swing club we hadn't been to before , after chatting to a few couples we went for a wander to explore the place , looked into a room with several couples in a tangled heap as we we're leaving the room heard someone calling my name , looked round to see my boss standing there with a hard on and a smile

Sorry, I know I shouldn't, but rolling about on the floor laughing at that one.

Did you have ask him for a raise the next Monday?"

It doesn't get any better cos he actually wanted us to join him and his wife in a private room for play . We of course politely refused .on monday I was called to his office where he let it be known that he was disappointed that we hadn't joined him and his wife as he'd always seen me as a" team player" and that I should have more influence over my wife if I wanted to get on in life. Needless to say I left the company not long after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a swing club we hadn't been to before , after chatting to a few couples we went for a wander to explore the place , looked into a room with several couples in a tangled heap as we we're leaving the room heard someone calling my name , looked round to see my boss standing there with a hard on and a smile "

Oh my word!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to meet a girl in sleaford that turned out to be a guy. He presumed I wouldn't turn up I think. Bit I knocked on his door and he confessed. He asked me if I was still interested. Lol cheeky fooker. That was 2 years ago when I was naive "

He had balls though....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple informed me of possibility of their teenage son coming home, and if I heard the front door, could I run out the kitchen into garden and over jump over the fence "

Ditto, I was briefd on an escape and evasion plan, " if our daughter comes home just jump out the window and go up the side of the house.... "

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Couple informed me of possibility of their teenage son coming home, and if I heard the front door, could I run out the kitchen into garden and over jump over the fence

Ditto, I was briefd on an escape and evasion plan, " if our daughter comes home just jump out the window and go up the side of the house.... ""

what are these people thinking , god you could end up in therapy for years

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Couple informed me of possibility of their teenage son coming home, and if I heard the front door, could I run out the kitchen into garden and over jump over the fence

Ditto, I was briefd on an escape and evasion plan, " if our daughter comes home just jump out the window and go up the side of the house.... "

what are these people thinking , god you could end up in therapy for years "

or hospital lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I travelled an hour and a half for a meet once. Arrived inside his flat which was reasonably tidy, asked to use the bathroom to find that his pet dog used the bathroom too, the dog had taken a dump on a newspaper ( the dog was trained to do this)

No loo roll too!!

I made my excuses and left!

This was the second last time i travelled for a meet. The last one was a disaster from beginning to end, and has put me off travelling for three years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Must be really lucky coz I've never had any experience like this at all.

I'm sure if these things had happened to me I wouldn't find them funny but reading them I just can't stop laughing.

My fear is definitely going to a club or a party and seeing someone I know....AWKWARD!

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

I went to a meet and his daughter came home unexpectantly and had to hide in his bedroom til she went to the bathroom to slip out.

Went to a mans house who professed to being experienced. He spent more time chatting to avoid fucking and when he did fuck at his tender age of 23 i didnt expect him 2 b outta breath after 2 pumps so i had 2 finish it off. Then he preceded to show me his list of previous conquests!

A few meets where they obviously only know how 2 wash their cock and that they forget a woman gets her nose near everywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading these threads we will never meet anyone at they house EVER as we have still yet to play only possible way it would be would be at our house with no one in totally secluded and lots of loo roll no pets no kids no mess god reading these is a turn off not sure it's our thing now not posh or stuck up may I add but nice country retreat and living

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By *rown eyes 8Woman
over a year ago

South Eastern Spain and Scotland


"Has anyone had anything that has shocked them at a meet?

Must be some funny or scary stories out there?"

This thread has so brightened up my dreaded Monday morning.......thank you all for the giggles and smiles .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are horrific!!

Have had only one bad one when turned up at a single woman's house and she had 3 dogs and the place stunk with that wet dog smell as I came through the door.

I walked into the lounge and was only there a few minutes before wretchedand was sick into my mouth!!#

Had to tell her cant do this as the smell is putting me off and said got to go she was quite offended about it but seriously it was very very bad.

Makes me cringe now just thinking about it.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

My most shocking moment at a meet was many years ago with a single mum when I woke in the morning to find her four year-old asleep in the bed between us - neither that daughter or the seven year-old one who came in later were phased by my presence in their mother's bed, and mum was totally relaxed about it....

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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol, Thornbury

Our first meet with a couple all going well everyone enjoying it. Then when it came to sex she went quiet and still like she was dead. Meet over goodbye moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most shocking moment at a meet was many years ago with a single mum when I woke in the morning to find her four year-old asleep in the bed between us - neither that daughter or the seven year-old one who came in later were phased by my presence in their mother's bed, and mum was totally relaxed about it...."

Holy crap....guess those kids are used to occasional temporary daddies or uncles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is funny, but equally shocking, nothing like this has happened to us and reinforces that we are right to only go for verified couples. So far all our experiences have been great.

The most entertainment we have had is where couples have a little too much to drink and have a minor domestic.... tame in comparison haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club "

omg what did he hoard? :S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a couple of dodgy experiences.

1st was with a young couple. we had chatted for a couple of days and they invited me over. I thought I was in luck. Went to the address given, knocked on the door and a massive bouncer built guy answered. I managed to wing it say I was at the wrong door. Typical user deleted account by the time I logged back on.

2nd was again with a couple had been chatting for a while and arranged a meet. I pitched up and the photos on their profile were misleading to say the least. The place was a tip and smelly. I was looking for a way to make an exit but they started playing with each other right beside me. I feel sick writing this. She smelled really bad stale sweat. He was the same and they both kept burping. Just as I said I need to dash I heard movement from upstairs and then they informed me that the toddler was toilet training.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"My most shocking moment at a meet was many years ago with a single mum when I woke in the morning to find her four year-old asleep in the bed between us - neither that daughter or the seven year-old one who came in later were phased by my presence in their mother's bed, and mum was totally relaxed about it....

Holy crap....guess those kids are used to occasional temporary daddies or uncles."

They must have been, unsurprising, thinking back - mum was a dead ringer for a young Joan Collins, so wouldn't have been short of male attention....

....Much as I'd enjoyed the night with her though, I was too uncomfortable with the situation to go back again....

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By *onnymale1986Man
over a year ago

Doncaster


"had a meet with a couple and when the guy came he sounded like Quagmire off family guy. I got a fit of the giggles and couldn't stop laughing."

Ddddd diggerdy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club

omg what did he hoard? :S"

Didn't seem to throw anything away. Empty milk cartons newspapers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most shocking moment at a meet was many years ago with a single mum when I woke in the morning to find her four year-old asleep in the bed between us - neither that daughter or the seven year-old one who came in later were phased by my presence in their mother's bed, and mum was totally relaxed about it...."

Fuck sake !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club

omg what did he hoard? :S

Didn't seem to throw anything away. Empty milk cartons newspapers. "

oh dear god that's awful! I wonder if he's still on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club

omg what did he hoard? :S

Didn't seem to throw anything away. Empty milk cartons newspapers.

oh dear god that's awful! I wonder if he's still on here lol"

He was from another site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to a ladies house and honest didnt recognise the person opening the door.

Looked nothing like there pics and she had stated that her body type was " fabulas ".....

It was so awkward as i couldnt undo her jeans top button because hers stomach was hanging over it ...

I just couldnt get aroused so pretended to feel sick and left .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a ladies house and honest didnt recognise the person opening the door.

Looked nothing like there pics and she had stated that her body type was " fabulas ".....

It was so awkward as i couldnt undo her jeans top button because hers stomach was hanging over it ...

I just couldnt get aroused so pretended to feel sick and left ."

Fabulous body type means fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Went to a ladies house and honest didnt recognise the person opening the door.

Looked nothing like there pics and she had stated that her body type was " fabulas ".....

It was so awkward as i couldnt undo her jeans top button because hers stomach was hanging over it ...

I just couldnt get aroused so pretended to feel sick and left .

Fabulous body type means fat "

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Went to a ladies house and honest didnt recognise the person opening the door.

Looked nothing like there pics and she had stated that her body type was " fabulas ".....

It was so awkward as i couldnt undo her jeans top button because hers stomach was hanging over it ...

I just couldnt get aroused so pretended to feel sick and left .

Fabulous body type means fat "

guess you misunderstood the meaning of Fabulous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ladies !!!

I know now what fabulas body type means now ... Lol

I didnt then ...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club

omg what did he hoard? :S

Didn't seem to throw anything away. Empty milk cartons newspapers.

oh dear god that's awful! I wonder if he's still on here lol

He was from another site. "

awww damn lol I wanted to see if you could see all the shit in the background on his pics lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour. "
thats because u cant buy experiance Sextravagant ...

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour. "

you do realise it was your own fault...for being so dam sexy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many on here are crazy,funny, ridiculous, and awkward lol

My most awkward is the meet thats the reason we will always and forever have social meets no matter what lol

His pics were so very deceiving and even using his Kik camera he must have had someone else take a pic lol He made himself appear experienced and gave me certain instruction to have done when he got there (I'm sure he read them in a book somewhere). Don't get me started on his hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many on here are crazy,funny, ridiculous, and awkward lol

My most awkward is the meet thats the reason we will always and forever have social meets no matter what lol

His pics were so very deceiving and even using his Kik camera he must have had someone else take a pic lol He made himself appear experienced and gave me certain instruction to have done when he got there (I'm sure he read them in a book somewhere). Don't get me started on his hygiene "

knob cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you do realise it was your own fault...for being so dam sexy. x"

I had only taken my top off at that stage. Had to take it real slow after that.

Needless to say it wasn't the best of meets as I was always worried he was getting too worked up (which he was) and then had to stop for a minute or so each time after he came.

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"

you do realise it was your own fault...for being so dam sexy. x

I had only taken my top off at that stage. Had to take it real slow after that.

Needless to say it wasn't the best of meets as I was always worried he was getting too worked up (which he was) and then had to stop for a minute or so each time after he came."

were the immortal words" this doesn't usually happen to me" uttered ? Lol,sorry shouldn't laugh I can imagine it must have left you some what frustrated x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

had a bloke turn up who was a dead ringer of Ronnie corbet I cannot stand Ronnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour. "

To be fair to come 3 times in an hour is pretty good going

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a man off another site. We'd swapped pics and all looked fine. He'd sent a face pic and when we met for a social meet, I understood why. He was about 25st. As we'd both travelled a fair distance to meet, I stayed to have lunch together as we'd arranged. During lunch he informed me that he still lived with him mam and dad (he was in his 40's), but we could play in the garden shed!

Priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour. "

hair trigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a man off another site. We'd swapped pics and all looked fine. He'd sent a face pic and when we met for a social meet, I understood why. He was about 25st. As we'd both travelled a fair distance to meet, I stayed to have lunch together as we'd arranged. During lunch he informed me that he still lived with him mam and dad (he was in his 40's), but we could play in the garden shed!

Priceless. "
did you play in the shed. Ps. It was kind of you to stay for lunch some wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour.

To be fair to come 3 times in an hour is pretty good going "

I would not say no to that ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many on here are crazy,funny, ridiculous, and awkward lol

My most awkward is the meet thats the reason we will always and forever have social meets no matter what lol

His pics were so very deceiving and even using his Kik camera he must have had someone else take a pic lol He made himself appear experienced and gave me certain instruction to have done when he got there (I'm sure he read them in a book somewhere). Don't get me started on his hygiene

knob cheese? "

Haha more like body....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently invited a 24 yo single male from another site to join me in my hotel room during a business trip.

He was so turned on he came in his pants within 10 seconds of play. LITERALLY!

I was so shocked and disappointed as I thought that would be the end of the meet. But he reassured me he would be ready to go again within minutes and he was not lying. He proceeded to cum 3 more times in the space of an hour. "

At least he redeemed his self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turned up once to a guys house. He was a hoarder. I made my excuses and left

Also bumped into a customers in a club

omg what did he hoard? :S

Didn't seem to throw anything away. Empty milk cartons newspapers.

oh dear god that's awful! I wonder if he's still on here lol

He was from another site.

awww damn lol I wanted to see if you could see all the shit in the background on his pics lmao!"

pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked MissD if he could get on his hands and knees to suck his wife's juices off the strap-on used on her.

Very surreal moment as he was very dominant minutes earlier and she turned Dom on him.

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove an hour and a half to meet a couple at a video booth (US thing)

They were 45 min late and were off their heads on poppers.

She could barely move yet he made her cum and cum and cum each time a huge squirt. The floor was soaking, they kept stopping to take a hit I finally just finished and left.

Long drive home and got a speeding ticket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drove an hour and a half to meet a couple at a video booth (US thing)

They were 45 min late and were off their heads on poppers.

She could barely move yet he made her cum and cum and cum each time a huge squirt. The floor was soaking, they kept stopping to take a hit I finally just finished and left.

Long drive home and got a speeding ticket!"

I shouldn't be laughing so hard on a school night but that's funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had some real disasters pre fab ... one: bloke and i chatting for ages on phone.. turned up and he looked like charley drake..but was meant to he 30. Nuther... met after chatting... his car was filthy. Shoulda known. The house was worse! Bed was smelly and looked sh*t stained. Bathroom made me gag.. you woulda been dirtier comin out than goin in. Made my excuses and ran like fook. This thread has had me in hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the worst? A guy who wanted to do me in his little girl's princess bed! Surrounded by disney toys aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the worst? A guy who wanted to do me in his little girl's princess bed! Surrounded by disney toys aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh"

That's sick and wrong!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the worst? A guy who wanted to do me in his little girl's princess bed! Surrounded by disney toys aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh

That's sick and wrong!!!!!!! "
i was quite worried bout the lttle girl but didn know what to do it scared the hell out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the worst? A guy who wanted to do me in his little girl's princess bed! Surrounded by disney toys aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh

That's sick and wrong!!!!!!! i was quite worried bout the lttle girl but didn know what to do it scared the hell out of me"

I bet!! Hope you got out of there fast enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a swingers meet but a few years ago was out clubbing with my mate and his mrs and they set me up with her mate and then fucked off. Went back to hers and as she had the key in the door turning she looked round to me and said "sorry its a bit untidy"

A BIT!!!!!!! It was actually quiet shocking. The kitchen had every surface covered in dirty plates cups e.t.c table full of junk. The living room Completely covered with junk ranging from books to a birdcage. i saw clumps of hair lying next to wheetos on the floors. About 5 full dirty ashtrays. Barely any room on the floor. I didnt venture upstairs. I felt like putting some marigolds on and tidying up! And her daughter was up and you could tell men must have come back with her mum all the time and treated her like crap and she was looking out for her mum. Good on her but so sad. And no i did'nt. I sent my mate a mayday call at 6am to get here now!

Billy

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

Had been chatting to a couple for a while. And they seemed nice, met at theirs and had a few drinks and a chat, he told us all about how he loved seeing her with other people. We went upstairs and started kissing and playing, and he encouraged A to fuck his mrs, almost as soon as A was doing that he turned like Jekyll and Hyde, calling his mrs all sorts and punched a hole in his bathroom door yelling what a slag she was and how she clearly loved. A doing it!

Needless to satay we left, taking her with us and dropping her at her mums as she actually seemed terrified and didn't want us to leave her alone with him!

She rang us later apologising, saying how they hadn't swung before but it had all been his fantasy but the reality of seeing her with another guy was too much for him!

Not good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet with a girl in her twenties she lived in a ground floor flat where the bed room faced into the street. She insisted in having the windows open so people could hear her. She was a proper screamer. Not that shocking and was actually quite fun.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

We have had loads here is a few to laugh at.

(1)go to a meet at a couples house for a meal and some fun.When we turn up the husband is not there.Then he turns up we had fun in the hot tub and then the wife says to hubby take this(it was viagra)he has never needed it.Then we go to the bedroom for some fun.After a while we swap and then the husband starts crying and says he is only doing it for her then jason goes soft and she went mad because he did not finnish shagging her.

(2)

Went to a house party and it was weard i left jason with a one eyed asian lady as i told her he loved to give massages so she did not leave him alone all night but he got his own back with mr birds eye and told him i love beards and blow jobs.

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By *igax2001Man
over a year ago

midlands

Turned up at a house once and there were no carpets, curtains or furniture ! It was like a squat. I said I left my phone in the car and went to get I and hightailed it out of there !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet in cheltenham was with a gorgeous Australian woman who was leaving a few days after.

we got into it in her flat and she dragged me to her (lesbian couple) flatmates room where she asked me to fist her.

I was a bit mehh about it all, but I tried to entertain and she ended up bleeding all over the bed.

I went to the kitchen, washed up, grabbed a beer and walked home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first meet in cheltenham was with a gorgeous Australian woman who was leaving a few days after.

we got into it in her flat and she dragged me to her (lesbian couple) flatmates room where she asked me to fist her.

I was a bit mehh about it all, but I tried to entertain and she ended up bleeding all over the bed.

I went to the kitchen, washed up, grabbed a beer and walked home. "

duuuude i love your dreads I want them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They seem to get a lot of attention.

I went to a club once, where I was obviously expecting to get smothered in tits and feel like Tom Cruise in that weird cult film, and all I had was random couples and women stroking my head and asking if I really wash them and if we really use cow poo to make them. Some of the guys just sang single lines of Marley songs they had managed to remember.

I haven't been back since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They seem to get a lot of attention.

I went to a club once, where I was obviously expecting to get smothered in tits and feel like Tom Cruise in that weird cult film, and all I had was random couples and women stroking my head and asking if I really wash them and if we really use cow poo to make them. Some of the guys just sang single lines of Marley songs they had managed to remember.

I haven't been back since."

Don't worry about what people say about dreads cause every little thing is gonna be alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They seem to get a lot of attention.

I went to a club once, where I was obviously expecting to get smothered in tits and feel like Tom Cruise in that weird cult film, and all I had was random couples and women stroking my head and asking if I really wash them and if we really use cow poo to make them. Some of the guys just sang single lines of Marley songs they had managed to remember.

I haven't been back since.

Don't worry about what people say about dreads cause every little thing is gonna be alright "

Haha, oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone had anything that has shocked them at a meet?

Must be some funny or scary stories out there?"

Last year, and to be honest I was more surprised than shocked, my meet was with a very pretty woman who turned out to be my boss's wife. Actually, it was terrific after the initial embarrassment, and we've had regular meets since, albeit very discreetly. One of the few meets I've had where we hadn't exchanged face pics ... all happened so quickly .... and wow, no regrets at all... a blind date meet can be incredible!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I once went to a meet at a couple's house. They were in their early 20s and seemed nice enough. Unfortunately, the whole time I was there, from around 10pm to 5am, they both had their mobile phones pressed to their ears - even in bed.

He explained that, if he didn't have his phone on and a certain mate of his rang, he'd be kicking the door a few minutes later. It was not a good vibe and I still can't believe I stayed as long as I did.


"To be fair to come 3 times in an hour is pretty good going "

Really?... I'd no idea - I just thought it was normal.

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By *unduo000Couple
over a year ago

In and around

Pmsl, sorry but that is priceless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we found a meet with a single guy that advertised "a nice warm cabin" thinking it was a log cabin on the chase

got directions and went to meet him, but when we got there it was a portacabin on a building site, containing 2 refectory tables and 4 hard dining chairs!!! turns out he was a night security guy!

needless to say we made our excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple once, usual pleasant chat, some soft stuff, up to bedroom, all getting undressed and the M of the couple took his arm off - never noticed he had a false arm! Mind you his wife distracted me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we found a meet with a single guy that advertised "a nice warm cabin" thinking it was a log cabin on the chase

got directions and went to meet him, but when we got there it was a portacabin on a building site, containing 2 refectory tables and 4 hard dining chairs!!! turns out he was a night security guy!

needless to say we made our excuses and left "

Ha ha ha ha

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby


"I've had a couple of dodgy experiences.

1st was with a young couple. we had chatted for a couple of days and they invited me over. I thought I was in luck. Went to the address given, knocked on the door and a massive bouncer built guy answered. I managed to wing it say I was at the wrong door. Typical user deleted account by the time I logged back on.

2nd was again with a couple had been chatting for a while and arranged a meet. I pitched up and the photos on their profile were misleading to say the least. The place was a tip and smelly. I was looking for a way to make an exit but they started playing with each other right beside me. I feel sick writing this. She smelled really bad stale sweat. He was the same and they both kept burping. Just as I said I need to dash I heard movement from upstairs and then they informed me that the toddler was toilet training. "

Sound like Wayne n Waynetta Slob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be shocked if I got a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be shocked if I got a meet"

You won't do with a profile like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be shocked if I got a meet

You won't do with a profile like that"

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Met a guy for a chat at ours, did not like him and had excuses ready. T then said he was nipping for a leak, and it became like a scene from Benny Hill. He started trying to put his hand up my dress and ended up going round our kitchen Island.

I told him where to go and where we stood, when T came back he mumbles something about phone in car and exited quickly.

T knew summat was up and quipped, "listen for his tyres squealing" which they promptly did.

2 mins later T's phone rang and the guy said "I suppose a fuck is out then mate".

Oh we know how to pick them, but still makes us smile.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"

you do realise it was your own fault...for being so dam sexy. x

I had only taken my top off at that stage. Had to take it real slow after that.

Needless to say it wasn't the best of meets as I was always worried he was getting too worked up (which he was) and then had to stop for a minute or so each time after he came."

Stop for a minute or so after he came?

Blimey...those were the days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a chat at ours, did not like him and had excuses ready. T then said he was nipping for a leak, and it became like a scene from Benny Hill. He started trying to put his hand up my dress and ended up going round our kitchen Island.

I told him where to go and where we stood, when T came back he mumbles something about phone in car and exited quickly.

T knew summat was up and quipped, "listen for his tyres squealing" which they promptly did.

2 mins later T's phone rang and the guy said "I suppose a fuck is out then mate".

Oh we know how to pick them, but still makes us smile. "

That's brilliant, im laughing loudly at the back of a bus, it's the chasing round the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a guy for a chat at ours, did not like him and had excuses ready. T then said he was nipping for a leak, and it became like a scene from Benny Hill. He started trying to put his hand up my dress and ended up going round our kitchen Island.

I told him where to go and where we stood, when T came back he mumbles something about phone in car and exited quickly.

T knew summat was up and quipped, "listen for his tyres squealing" which they promptly did.

2 mins later T's phone rang and the guy said "I suppose a fuck is out then mate".

Oh we know how to pick them, but still makes us smile.

That's brilliant, im laughing loudly at the back of a bus, it's the chasing round the kitchen."

Please say you were dressed as a nurse whilst he wore some sort of doctors coat, running in a speeded up manner with THAT music playing. Who says they don't make quality comedy anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be shocked if I got a meet

You won't do with a profile like that"
didnt think anyone read it I keep changing for different crap. Although if I had advice I would listen and change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be shocked if I got a meet

You won't do with a profile like thatdidnt think anyone read it I keep changing for different crap. Although if I had advice I would listen and change it. "

Cheating

Cannot accommodate

Talking about cocks

No information of what you can offer to a meet or why people should pick you over the 94,000 guys.

There's no paragraphs so doesn't read properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And change the username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple informed me of possibility of their teenage son coming home, and if I heard the front door, could I run out the kitchen into garden and over jump over the fence "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And change the username"
everyone I came up with had been taken even my own name. The cock talk was because I kept getting messages from guys asking me to suck them I don't do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be shocked if I got a meet

You won't do with a profile like thatdidnt think anyone read it I keep changing for different crap. Although if I had advice I would listen and change it.

Cheating

Cannot accommodate

Talking about cocks

No information of what you can offer to a meet or why people should pick you over the 94,000 guys.

There's no paragraphs so doesn't read properly"
I will rethink and put something up soon I can accommodate every other week Thanks for tips I will work on it but for now I just cleaned it up. With my daft sort of humour.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Met a guy for a chat at ours, did not like him and had excuses ready. T then said he was nipping for a leak, and it became like a scene from Benny Hill. He started trying to put his hand up my dress and ended up going round our kitchen Island.

I told him where to go and where we stood, when T came back he mumbles something about phone in car and exited quickly.

T knew summat was up and quipped, "listen for his tyres squealing" which they promptly did.

2 mins later T's phone rang and the guy said "I suppose a fuck is out then mate".

Oh we know how to pick them, but still makes us smile. "
lol... Benny hill music in my head now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was shocked when i met a couple for a local drink and then bam! not five minutes later i'm pounding the wife over the hood of her car, was fucking great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And change the usernameeveryone I came up with had been taken even my own name. The cock talk was because I kept getting messages from guys asking me to suck them I don't do that"

Then block them! Means they can't message you but if you want to meet a guy you can message them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I've lived a sheltered life lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Went to a swing club we hadn't been to before , after chatting to a few couples we went for a wander to explore the place , looked into a room with several couples in a tangled heap as we we're leaving the room heard someone calling my name , looked round to see my boss standing there with a hard on and a smile "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And change the usernameeveryone I came up with had been taken even my own name. The cock talk was because I kept getting messages from guys asking me to suck them I don't do that

Then block them! Means they can't message you but if you want to meet a guy you can message them"
cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only time ive been stunned into shocked silence was at a social where a woman was stood at the bar being fingered by her father in law "
Mm very sexual x.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I went to meet a guy in a restaurant...meal all booked etc. He had to be at least 20 years older than the pic he'd sent me but I was polite and stayed for the meal cos I'm too bloody nice sometimes! He asked me if I fancied him and I was honest and said 'sorry no I don't' to which he replied 'do you know anyone that would'. Jesus how the hell do you answer that???!! 'Yes hun...theres a nursing home round the corner...try there' hehe

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Met a guy for a chat at ours, did not like him and had excuses ready. T then said he was nipping for a leak, and it became like a scene from Benny Hill. He started trying to put his hand up my dress and ended up going round our kitchen Island.

I told him where to go and where we stood, when T came back he mumbles something about phone in car and exited quickly.

T knew summat was up and quipped, "listen for his tyres squealing" which they promptly did.

2 mins later T's phone rang and the guy said "I suppose a fuck is out then mate".

Oh we know how to pick them, but still makes us smile.

That's brilliant, im laughing loudly at the back of a bus, it's the chasing round the kitchen.

Please say you were dressed as a nurse whilst he wore some sort of doctors coat, running in a speeded up manner with THAT music playing. Who says they don't make quality comedy anymore "

Not dressed as nurse but how I wish the music had been playing lol. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A one night stand in mid 90s, all I can remember in this lasses house was shit carpets and a scruffy mongrel shuffling its arse along the carpet and leaving a foot long skid market, fair to say pulled up my kegs and left promptly.. Passion killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman in a bar at lunchtime, she was older than I expected (it was about 15 years ago) so she was about 25 years older than me, early 60s. She had a long fur coat on, high heels, stockings and nothing else. We're stood at the bar talking I look along the bar and see all my senior management most of them looking at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in my 20's I took a lass from work out for a drink, her friend and friends boyfriend came too.

End of the night we all went back to her friends parents house in a dodgy part of town.

Her friend and the boyfriend disappeared upstairs, leaving us to ourselves.

After a while I was having her from behind as she knelt over the sofa, just the light from the hallway dimly lit the room.

Suddenly the stairway door opened and a young lad, in nothing but a sheepskin coat, came through the door.

He walked straight past us, into the kitchen, pulled a chair from under the table, climbed up and pissed into the sink that had pots all over it.

He then walked back past us, without even a glance, and went up to bed.

The amazing thing was that through it all we stayed in position, shrugged and carried on shagging after he'd gone lol.

There were other incidents there that night but it would fill a book. R

XX

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Met a guy for a chat at ours, did not like him and had excuses ready. T then said he was nipping for a leak, and it became like a scene from Benny Hill. He started trying to put his hand up my dress and ended up going round our kitchen Island.

I told him where to go and where we stood, when T came back he mumbles something about phone in car and exited quickly.

T knew summat was up and quipped, "listen for his tyres squealing" which they promptly did.

2 mins later T's phone rang and the guy said "I suppose a fuck is out then mate".

Oh we know how to pick them, but still makes us smile.

curled up with laughter at this one

That's brilliant, im laughing loudly at the back of a bus, it's the chasing round the kitchen."

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Coming back from the bathroom I knew something was wrong. You could cut the atmosphere with a knife, and the guy looked very sheepish.

She was incredulous, a state I soon joined her in .Especially since as she told me what had happened, my phone rang and he asked if he was still on for a shag. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But did you fuck her?

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By *irtyAndCh33kyCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Thank everyone for sharing those I've just proper lol'd

A few years ago when we first started going dogging we decided to call in to our local dogging spot to eat some fish and chips (as we'd been out for the day). I was happily tucking in to mine when I noticed a guy by my window wanking furiously!

I'm pretty sure I didn't look remotely sexy at the time but whatever turns you on lol

Mrs Dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best thread for ages! Laughing out loud at these!

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow


"Thank everyone for sharing those I've just proper lol'd

A few years ago when we first started going dogging we decided to call in to our local dogging spot to eat some fish and chips (as we'd been out for the day). I was happily tucking in to mine when I noticed a guy by my window wanking furiously!

I'm pretty sure I didn't look remotely sexy at the time but whatever turns you on lol

Mrs Dirty "

lol are you sure he was wanking and not and oddly shaped salt shaker

im not sure id be able to eat fish n chips ever again if that had happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a 3some & being watched by the family pet.

Having a massive alsatian looking at you as you "do it's Mummy" can really put you off your stride.

I mean, what if he took offence!

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley


"But did you fuck her?"

Of course I did,

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By *obyorkMan
over a year ago

Keighley

Giggity giggity!

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