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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Cant see a new one so away we go

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By *ongjohnson99Man
3 weeks ago

Nearby to you

Couple of pints

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Couple of pints "

Ask for a pint also

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By *yrddin81Man
3 weeks ago

St Helier


"Couple of pints

Ask for a pint also "

I’d like her to look up at me with those sexy eyes

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By *ast_jjMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin


"Couple of pints

Ask for a pint also "

Drink, chat, flirt.. see where it leads...

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By *yprusdreamWoman
3 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Couple of pints

Ask for a pint also Drink, chat, flirt.. see where it leads..."

Some of this 👆

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By *imbo748Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

Anything she wanted.

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex

Have a whisky with him 🥃

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By *yprusdreamWoman
3 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Have a whisky with him 🥃"

Bite that bum

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By *ace400Man
3 weeks ago

near knock

Caress her lovely thighs

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By *lkpMan
3 weeks ago

Catterick Garrison

fly to cyprus

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By *am bruceMan
3 weeks ago

northern town

[Removed by poster at 27/04/26 17:24:24]

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By *am bruceMan
3 weeks ago

northern town

Ensure that Akip isnt bicurious any longer, definately get his full bisexual wings from me

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By *ndian_jmCouple
3 weeks ago

Wigston

Rim and suck

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Pull her skirt down and lick away

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By *YDB75Man
3 weeks ago

East Yorks

Observe

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
3 weeks ago

london


"Rim and suck"

Give them a show.

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 weeks ago

West Yorkshire

Watch

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Watch "

Tease

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By *etwife8230Couple
3 weeks ago

Newport

Drinks x

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By *rishlad420Man
3 weeks ago

anywhere


"Drinks x"

Few drinks and some fun in a hotel after

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By *ellsOMan
3 weeks ago

hull

Join them on the bed

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By *017chesterladMan
3 weeks ago

chester


"Join them on the bed"

Have a pint with them or two 🍺

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
3 weeks ago

Rugby


"Join them on the bed

Have a pint with them or two 🍺 "

Drink.

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By *evebal12Man
3 weeks ago

London


"Join them on the bed

Have a pint with them or two 🍺

Drink."

Lick her gorgeous breasts and nipple's!!

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By *irm40Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Suck

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By *evilinyouMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Shave a face in your chest hair

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Shave a face in your chest hair "

Put a fidget spinner between his butt cheeks and give it a whirl.

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By *etwife8230Couple
3 weeks ago

Newport

Naked Twister

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By *ongjohnson99Man
3 weeks ago

Nearby to you


"Naked Twister "

Make hubby watch until he can’t resist joining in

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Naked Twister

Make hubby watch until he can’t resist joining in"

Take him quad biking in the desert and have a selfie with those cool Arab scarves over our faces

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By *F25Man
3 weeks ago

kent


"Naked Twister

Make hubby watch until he can’t resist joining in

Take him quad biking in the desert and have a selfie with those cool Arab scarves over our faces "

im up for some quad biking

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By *urious8240Man
3 weeks ago

Ammanford

Quad biking sounds good, I'd join

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By *ellsOMan
3 weeks ago

hull

Throw a squash ball against those abs and see how far it flies

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By *ampireLoveMan
3 weeks ago

Essex


"Throw a squash ball against those abs and see how far it flies"

Throw a squash ball against those butt cheeks and see how far it flies

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Stroke his hair

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By *d4funtimesMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

Spank her sexy bum 😍

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
3 weeks ago

Pontyclun

Drinks

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol

Dinner and a show

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land


"Dinner and a show "

Tickle his ball sack with a cactus 🌵

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By *ikosMan
3 weeks ago

arnos grove

Offer him my friend to use in front of me outdoors after a night out

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By *oltonman69Man
3 weeks ago

Wigan

[Removed by poster at 27/04/26 23:26:09]

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Round the bend


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/26 23:26:09]"

Give him some pants

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By *ister SmoothMan
3 weeks ago

Bramhall


"[Removed by poster at 27/04/26 23:26:09]

Give him some pants "

Pull down her shorts

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
3 weeks ago

La La Land

Wedgie

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By *bcuriousandplayCouple
3 weeks ago

Falmouth

Take a nipple each in our mouths

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By *d4funtimesMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge


"Take a nipple each in our mouths "

Test her sweet lips and clit while she enjoys MissLickalottapus's nipples.

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By *andyKnightMan
3 weeks ago

Cardiff

Ask him to kindly move out the way so I can get to the couple above

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By *d4funtimesMan
3 weeks ago

Cambridge

Happy to share 😊

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By *andyKnightMan
3 weeks ago

Cardiff


"Happy to share 😊 "

Even better

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Coffee

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By *astbourne coupleCouple
3 weeks ago

Eastbourne

Invite him over

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
3 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

A day of lesbian sex

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By *pennaughtynessMan
3 weeks ago

seaford

Hot tub naked party with my wife

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Hot tub naked party with my wife "

Yeah I'd get up for that 😜

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

Hire jet skis and cruise about a sunny coastline while seductively peering over the top of our sunglasses at hot chicks then blasting off again like total badasses

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Hire jet skis and cruise about a sunny coastline while seductively peering over the top of our sunglasses at hot chicks then blasting off again like total badasses"

Down for this too

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By *uitedGent.Man
3 weeks ago

Milton Keynes


"Hire jet skis and cruise about a sunny coastline while seductively peering over the top of our sunglasses at hot chicks then blasting off again like total badasses

Down for this too "

* so long as he stops knackering the order 😉 😂

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By *fffunCouple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Undo one more button

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By *inding nemo888Couple
3 weeks ago

south tyneside

To many things to mention

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By *ecadentDeviantsCouple
3 weeks ago

North West

Tug on her nipple tassels

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By *ogerroger69Man
3 weeks ago

West Yorks

Lick them all

Over x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Lick them all

Over x"

Pass him some marmalade and a spoon

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By *issy_sub_01TV/TS
3 weeks ago

leeds (malaga)

Would have to play with those tits

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By *orklad4funMan
3 weeks ago

York

Fuck it

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Fuck it"

Stare into his darkness and see what peers back at me...

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Fuck it

Stare into his darkness and see what peers back at me..."

stand behind as I might be scared!

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Fuck it

Stare into his darkness and see what peers back at me...stand behind as I might be scared! "

Be smothered by her lovely tits

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By *ing49Man
3 weeks ago

cambs

Cup of tea

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex


"Cup of tea "
meal and drinks

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By *unkyFiremanMan
3 weeks ago

Town


"Cup of tea meal and drinks "

Meal, drink and….

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By *orklad4funMan
3 weeks ago

York

Need a coffee

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By *inding nemo888Couple
3 weeks ago

south tyneside

Need a whisky

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Need a whisky "

Spitroast the stunning Mrs together

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle


"Need a whisky

Spitroast the stunning Mrs together "

Team up

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By *ing49Man
3 weeks ago

cambs


"Cup of tea meal and drinks "

Yummy

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By *orklad4funMan
3 weeks ago

York

Cup of tea

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By *neformany95Man
3 weeks ago

Loughborough

Have a friendly chat about the world

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Taken him for a brew and a crumpet

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By *orklad4funMan
3 weeks ago

York

Love a crumpet

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle


"Love a crumpet"

Couple of pints

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By *issy_sub_01TV/TS
3 weeks ago

leeds (malaga)

See how much of it I could fit in my mouth

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By *unfriends6699Couple
3 weeks ago

tenby

Suck cock together

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Suck cock together"

Have her suck both our cocks

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By *ravelling ChappieMan
3 weeks ago

Stroud

Oil his thighs

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield

Sit back and watch his foreskin

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By *omeotherguyMan
3 weeks ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire


"Sit back and watch his foreskin "

Follow him, but always at a distance with a menacing but occasionally comical stare.

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By *yspicysalsaCouple
3 weeks ago

London

Dress up as someone famous and use him as a bodyguard while going into shops along bond Street

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By *evon DesireMan
3 weeks ago

Teignmouth

Join her for a bath

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
3 weeks ago

leeds


"Dress up as someone famous and use him as a bodyguard while going into shops along bond Street"

Have you for myself and let my imagination do the work hehe

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
3 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

Very naughty milf sex x

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
3 weeks ago

leeds


"Very naughty milf sex x"

Now that’s a wet dream cum true is that x

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By *vonCalling2022Couple
3 weeks ago

Whyteleafe

Answer my message!!!

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By *runkOnLustMan
3 weeks ago

West Yorkshire


"Answer my message!!!"

It'd start with ripping off that lingerie

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By *owandthenfunMan
3 weeks ago

Near You


"Answer my message!!!

It'd start with ripping off that lingerie "

Join in

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By *heshire cpl 2025Couple
3 weeks ago

Nantwich

Suck that wonderful cock whilst James watches me mmm 😋 x

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Suck that wonderful cock whilst James watches me mmm 😋 x "

Pleasure his missus and make him watch.

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By *owandthenfunMan
3 weeks ago

Near You


"Suck that wonderful cock whilst James watches me mmm 😋 x "

😉

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
3 weeks ago

leeds


"Suck that wonderful cock whilst James watches me mmm 😋 x "

Give you a burst of young stamina

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
3 weeks ago

newcastle

Team up for a hotwife

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By *aughty_Teacher_SecretCouple
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

Lots of things shame so far away

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Lots of things shame so far away "

I'd like some detention time. One in one tutition please miss

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
3 weeks ago

west mosley

Go for a pint

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By *ouple_uk300Couple
3 weeks ago

sudbury

Deffo have a gym session!!

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
3 weeks ago

west mosley

100% ✅

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By *peedyGMan
3 weeks ago

Telford

Borrow his coach

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By *inxy777Woman
3 weeks ago

essex

Go on a ride x

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By *mwirralMan
3 weeks ago

Surrey

Row on the river

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By *eeveeTV/TS
3 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Row on the river"

See how tasty his precum is

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Take him for a drink

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield

Game of pool

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Game of pool"

Ride that cock jesus it looks yummy

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By *iHubby73TV/TS
3 weeks ago

Durham

Anything she demanded!

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By *oee25Man
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Fuck!

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By *imbo748Man
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

Go for a beer

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Go for a beer"

Have a vodka

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By *b1980Man
3 weeks ago

Burnley

Anything you wanted

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
3 weeks ago

leeds


"Go for a beer

Have a vodka "

Have a party and let the alcohol decide the rest of the night

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By *ob1209Man
3 weeks ago

Northampton


"Go for a beer

Have a vodka "

———————-

Have another vodka 😂

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By *tarbeckCouple
3 weeks ago

york


"Go for a beer

Have a vodka

———————-

Have another vodka 😂"

Drinks

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By *oee25Man
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Join them for a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Feed their cock into my wife

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city

After he’s fed that cock and he’s watching it slide into his wife I’d wank that cock until he shot cum all over himself

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
3 weeks ago

leeds


"After he’s fed that cock and he’s watching it slide into his wife I’d wank that cock until he shot cum all over himself "

While your wanking his cock, il be giving you it from behind with slow and long strokes

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By *H7in5 OP   Man
3 weeks ago

Chesterfield


"After he’s fed that cock and he’s watching it slide into his wife I’d wank that cock until he shot cum all over himself "

Let her start on mine after

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By *eep80Man
3 weeks ago

middlesbrough

Tare those black shorts and push it through

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"After he’s fed that cock and he’s watching it slide into his wife I’d wank that cock until he shot cum all over himself "

fuck please do it

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city

Line those last three naughty boys up and let them cum in my face

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By *ambocoolMan
3 weeks ago

potters bar / Somerset

Splendid idea

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By *enchCoachDriverMan
3 weeks ago

west mosley

Go for a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago


"Line those last three naughty boys up and let them cum in my face "
happily cum all over your pretty face

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By *irm40Man
3 weeks ago

Birmingham

Suck him

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Suck him"

Watch you suck him

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By *morousCouple8Couple
3 weeks ago

Cumbria

Nibble her nipples

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By *ackInBlackMan
3 weeks ago

Caerphilly


"Suck him

Watch you suck him "

Bang her from behind!

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By *aughtySubMan
3 weeks ago

Liverpool

I’d suck him off

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By *rown.studMan
3 weeks ago

Eccles

Spank tha Boota 👋🏻

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By *ove bugsCouple
3 weeks ago

Hull

Make good use of the towel rail

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By *pennaughtynessMan
3 weeks ago

seaford

Watch them haveing sex and if they where ok with it unload my load over them ...

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By *hinstrapMan
3 weeks ago

sheffield


"Make good use of the towel rail "

I'd bounce those things like sugar ray Leonard. I'd motor boat for hours.

Ma ma.

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By *oee25Man
3 weeks ago

Wakefield

Watch this!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Watch this!"

Trust he doesn’t go blind

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By *yKingdomCumMan
3 weeks ago

ireland/kerry

Go for pints

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By *eerByTheRiverMan
3 weeks ago

Thames Ditton

Pay your parking ticket

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pay your parking ticket "

Beers by the river of course

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By *b1980Man
3 weeks ago

Burnley

Have a beer and watched him grow

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city

Change his remote batteries

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By *b1980Man
3 weeks ago

Burnley

Be abused by both

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city


"Be abused by both"

Make him feel like a second hand board

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Be abused by both

Make him feel like a second hand board "

Sit on her face and suck his cock

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Be abused by both

Make him feel like a second hand board

Sit on her face and suck his cock "

Admire the tattoos

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city


"Be abused by both

Make him feel like a second hand board

Sit on her face and suck his cock "

Bend her over and rim her ass 😈

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By *arzanandJane2016Couple
3 weeks ago

the big city

[Removed by poster at 29/04/26 20:41:46]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Be abused by both

Make him feel like a second hand board

Sit on her face and suck his cock

Bend her over and rim her ass 😈"

Go swinging through the jungle with them

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Spank that cuecumber

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By *b1980Man
3 weeks ago

Burnley

Massage her

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Massage her"

Join him in the bath so he can get the difficult places

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Massage her

Join him in the bath so he can get the difficult places "

Ask if he dropped the soap on purpose 🤣

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By *isfun2023Couple
3 weeks ago

wakefield

Make you squirt x

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
3 weeks ago

Cheshire

Motorboat them tiddies

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By *fffunCouple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Spread her legs

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By *ookingtoplay2026Man
3 weeks ago

hull

Bury my face in that arse!

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By *eerByTheRiverMan
3 weeks ago

Thames Ditton


"Pay your parking ticket

Beers by the river of course "

🤣 But not when you’re in Tesco!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pay your parking ticket

Beers by the river of course

🤣 But not when you’re in Tesco!"

Ask if he prefers M&S or Waitrose 🧐

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By *fffunCouple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

M&S ask him to grab picky bits from there

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By *ral_Voyeur93Man
3 weeks ago

Telford


"M&S ask him to grab picky bits from there"

Cum over her tits

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By (user no longer on site)
3 weeks ago

Love to give him a hanjob and watch him explode

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By *oungDumbSillyFunMan
3 weeks ago

leeds


"Love to give him a hanjob and watch him explode"

Unwrap you like a present and get naughty

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Love to give him a hanjob and watch him explode

Unwrap you like a present and get naughty "

Remind him Christmas only ‘cums’ once a year 🤣

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Love to give him a hanjob and watch him explode

Unwrap you like a present and get naughty

Remind him Christmas only ‘cums’ once a year 🤣"

Have a nice cocktail

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Love to give him a hanjob and watch him explode

Unwrap you like a present and get naughty

Remind him Christmas only ‘cums’ once a year 🤣

Have a nice cocktail "

Offer her one of those tiny umbrellas

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By *ob1209Man
3 weeks ago

Northampton


"

Have a nice cocktail "

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Watch her eyes roll back in her head in pleasure x

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By *issaranochickWoman
3 weeks ago

your car

Swing from his third leg lol

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Swing from his third leg lol "

Get her a tripod

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By *issrachieWoman
3 weeks ago

Hartlepool/hotel


"Swing from his third leg lol

Get her a tripod "

And a DSLR camera

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
3 weeks ago

Bristol


"Swing from his third leg lol

Get her a tripod

And a DSLR camera "

Tell her to strike a pose 📷

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