FabSwingers.com forum: UNPOPULAR OPINIONS 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

By *as0046 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Name something on fab that rub you the wrong way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

When they put on the pics and videos “Fab to see more” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple
24 weeks ago

Rainham, Kent

"Name something on fab that rub you the wrong way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

When they put on the pics and videos “Fab to see more” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️"

The list is long haha... definitely agree with not liking the captions begging for fabs, but some of ours are...

Guys asking when they can have a turn.

Guys asking us to let them know when we're going to be available, like we have a duty to inform someone we've never met.

Full swap couples that only have pics of the female....just doesn't make sense.

Guys that send pics of them fucking other women....we're not after free porn, just a face pic will do.

Pictures that say "Not Mrs" or "Not Husband"

Any messages that have zero effort or makes it difficult to have a grown up conversation.

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By *hisIsMe58Man
24 weeks ago

Winchester

Cock pics on profiles, it can be off putting as I peruse the forum. The same goes for women with just their pussy on display. I know it's a site for sex but keep them in your profile where people have the choice to look or not.

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By *hinstrapMan
24 weeks ago

sheffield

I love the ones who ask for people to pay for there membership

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By *tickler2000Man
24 weeks ago

St Agnes

Those demanding photos on first message when they have no photos at all.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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24 weeks ago

East Sussex

People who have 'respectful' and 'discreet' on their profile then offer to share photos of others or have photos of others in their gallery.

Other than that the constant complaining about single men wears me down a little

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By *issmorganWoman
24 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Anyone who starts posts to bait people, then try to claim it was just a joke /fun.

Creepy feckers who dm you from from posts that they've not contributed to and try and turn it sleazy.

As forget me knot said, couple profiles, where they're after meeting women or couples and only show her.

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By *rmrsApriliaCouple
24 weeks ago

Rotherham

“Single” men with dick pics as a profile, like if that’s your only best feature then, no thank you.

Just to top it off would be if there marred and there wife doesn’t know.

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By *lassiccokeorpepsimaxCouple
24 weeks ago

Cardiff

People who use the word c*nt as an endearing word in messages/otherwise 🤢

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By *lassiccokeorpepsimaxCouple
24 weeks ago

Cardiff

"“Single” men with dick pics as a profile, like if that’s your only best feature then, no thank you.

Just to top it off would be if there marred and there wife doesn’t know. "

Yes!! This times a million

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By *rmrsApriliaCouple
24 weeks ago

Rotherham

"“Single” men with dick pics as a profile, like if that’s your only best feature then, no thank you.

Just to top it off would be if there marred and there wife doesn’t know.

Yes!! This times a million "

It’s an instant delete when they message.

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By *harAndBryCouple
24 weeks ago

Downham Market

Refering to "Fab" as "Fabs".....irrational turn off for us.

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By *as0046 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

People who demand a face pic on first message why the don’t have one 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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By *iredhand2Man
24 weeks ago

Sale

Couples profiles that are either just a guy fantasising about what he wants his wife to do (if she exists at all) or single guys wanting to talk about their wives despite them being on a single profile. 🙄

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By *uffnmuffCouple
24 weeks ago

London

"Name something on fab that rub you the wrong way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

When they put on the pics and videos “Fab to see more” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️"
same people begging for fabs x

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By *rNightMan
24 weeks ago

Coventry

AI & filter altered pics

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By *asis2026Man
24 weeks ago

manchester

‘Wide awake can’t sleep’ on a status

well for one, no one gives a shit, for two I bet you a couple of quid if you put down your phone and logged out of a sex site that’s stimulating your mind it’s highly likely you won’t be wide awake,

Oh and asking for stuff like trade work, plumbers etc, in a none sexual way, is google not more efficient? Surely they are not trying to get a freebie by doing... never mind haha

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By *rmrsApriliaCouple
23 weeks ago

Rotherham

1 more for us .

Looking in back ground of peoples pics and the house is scruffy and messy. If you can’t clean your house what’s chances other bits aren’t clean.

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By *abs9Man
23 weeks ago

driffield

People insisting on u having a face photo & them either refusing 2 send 1 or don’t have 1 on their profile!!! Sorry my ugly mug is all over my profile… Y not?

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By *eyeYCouple
23 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

One overriding one, "D can watch" 🤬👎

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
23 weeks ago

Rugby

This isn’t just on Fab, but digital communication in general, when someone writes ‘If you know, you know’.

Stop trying to make yourself sound mysterious and just state what you’re talking about! 🤷‍♂️

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By *ellhungvweMan
23 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"This isn’t just on Fab, but digital communication in general, when someone writes ‘If you know, you know’.

Stop trying to make yourself sound mysterious and just state what you’re talking about! 🤷‍♂️"

I never know what they are talking about

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By *interflingMan
23 weeks ago

london

I know this site is stacked against single males but being asked by couples profiles within two messages, despite the profile having either no or few pictures and zero verifications is very frustrating - asking single males to make leaps of faith and possibly dangerous safety ones.

There’s also a LOT of vaguely racist requests here too.

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By *yesbeenopened2Couple
23 weeks ago

Rugby

"This isn’t just on Fab, but digital communication in general, when someone writes ‘If you know, you know’.

Stop trying to make yourself sound mysterious and just state what you’re talking about! 🤷‍♂️

I never know what they are talking about

I think that’s meant to be the point - they’re the holders of exclusive information that only select individuals are exclusive enough to also posses.

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By *erbys_coupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Derby

Messages that are “hey” or similar

Typing “mmmmmmm” at the beginning or end of messages

Text speak.

“Can we meet” from a silhouette profile with no pics.

The list goes on

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By *aveonMan
23 weeks ago

Dartford

Did I miss this one …..

People sending friend invites - no chat and then you check their profile and don’t have a single picture and can’t offer anything like even being able to accom

Face pics when they don’t have any pics themselves

Demands in a chat that make you feel like your life has to stop to suit theirs (we all mostly have a life away from here)

I must say however that mostly those I connect with are always decent

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
23 weeks ago

Cheshire

‘Will fill in later’ on their profile text, then you notice they’ve been on the site for more than a year.

To be honest it’s a good indicator that any meet wouldn’t happen if they’re that lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

The words “play” and “fun” as euphemisms always makes me wince.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
23 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

'Will fill in later'

'Was on here previously, verify if you know me'

Non geographical locations - e.g. 'Near you'

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By *histle79Man
23 weeks ago

Guildford

A looonnnggg list of just what people don’t want or like.

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By *uddling specialistMan
23 weeks ago

colchester

Status asking to meet or message but has aex blocked they ask for

Commenting on forums but hiding profile

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By *r_lets_Mrs_PlayinshadowsCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

More and more thing's are starting to annoy me haha.

Profiles using Fab to promote their o/f content.

Single guy profiles talking about wanting someone to fuck their Mrs. Most are probably on Fab behind their partners back.

Men working away from home staying in a hotel constantly pestering Mrs to meet. I've started to block anyone who does that now.

Single guy profiles that state straight when their profile picture is them bent over spreading their cheeks.

Think I've woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning lol.

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By *r_lets_Mrs_PlayinshadowsCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

Think we need to do a popular opinions thread to even out the negativity haha.

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By *uddling specialistMan
23 weeks ago

colchester

Deffo wrong side of bed today 😂

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By *arand25Couple
23 weeks ago

Crowborough

Hi how r u etc

If you can't be bothered to write decently we can't be bothered to meet you.

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By *r_lets_Mrs_PlayinshadowsCouple
23 weeks ago

Bristol

"Deffo wrong side of bed today 😂"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *an SummersMan
23 weeks ago

Huddersfield

Filters, filters, filters. They need banning

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By *arand25Couple
23 weeks ago

Crowborough

"Filters, filters, filters. They need banning "

Without the single guy messaging filter we wouldn't be here & nor would a lot of others, you have no idea how many cretins are on here.

It's a shame as there are lots of decent, honest guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

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By *merald1971Woman
23 weeks ago

dundee

People who message for the first time with a dick pic or a pic of them fucking someone else

When they say they are married, but the wife knows im on here (yip, sure she does 🙄)

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By *tarcrossed_SwingersCouple
23 weeks ago

Leicester

People who aren't here for physical meets or interactions. Couldn't care less about your X, your OF or anything else in where you're not actually 'swinging'

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By *ungandnaughty12Man
23 weeks ago

Yorkshire

When u say you arnt interested but they keep been persistent

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By *MCMan
23 weeks ago

East Anglia

"I love the ones who ask for people to pay for there membership

This, or say they love being spoilt on a meet and not to forget to bring a gift (usually a bottle) if you have any intention of meeting them

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Pics of spunk dripping out of a pussy...seems a little unclassy to us. But as with everything it's each to their own isnt it!

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By *TinRedCouple
23 weeks ago

Reading

Close up vag pics 🤮

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By *hris211978Man
23 weeks ago

edinburgh

When you send a DM to someone nice and friendly and fun and they don’t even read it when you have done exactly as they have asked for. Fine if you don’t want to chat or get to know me but at least read my message.

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By *aven RedWoman
23 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Disrespect

Entitlement

Passive aggressive posts/messages

Abusive messages

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By *ocomplicationsMan
23 weeks ago

rugby

For me it has to be profiles with absolutely no pics having this phrase into the profile or status: “no face pic , no reply” …. Really bugs me to asked for something that yourself don’t have the decency to share either .

I really never even try to contact this profiles

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By *an SummersMan
23 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"Filters, filters, filters. They need banning

Without the single guy messaging filter we wouldn't be here & nor would a lot of others, you have no idea how many cretins are on here.

It's a shame as there are lots of decent, honest guys.

I mean filters that make you look like your face has lived an expressionless life yet everything else points toward something else

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
23 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Those who say that this isn't their first rodeo, like they're some sort of cowboy.

Grown men who use the term "Lol".

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By *inkShyWoman
23 weeks ago

near Windsor

Demanding an instant meet.

Bombarding me with messages or "bump" to stay "on top".

Pretending we have talked before to try and make me talk now.

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By *xcited99Couple
23 weeks ago

omagh

People who ask for a face pic in the second message.

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By *ick MastersMan
23 weeks ago

Birmingham

Still see this shitty Snapchat filters, you know bunny/cat/do ears etc. still can’t believe people still post them.

Pretty much anything AI too

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By *om_38Man
23 weeks ago

stoke

Posting and Asking for someone to pay membership

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By *uffinandTheJokerCouple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

No pics of the guy at all on the couples profile

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By *regen1000Man
23 weeks ago

Erith

Pics on profile that have shown no effort to pose, frame or focus. Selfies are inherently unflattering without effort.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS
23 weeks ago

The Lake District

"Name something on fab that rub you the wrong way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️"

Profiles that appear in a search as they have ticked looking for Tgirls...but have active block stopping Tgirls messaging them,what's that all about ??

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By *usurrusCouple
23 weeks ago

north, north west

People who put their peanut butter in the fridge.

Oh and messy floors. However, we love a good radiator photo.

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
23 weeks ago

North West

- no profile pic

- ignoring profiles

- sending me bare back pics when I don’t do bare

- sending pics of other meets

- asking “can I ask you a question” as the first message

- thinking they are the exception to my profile

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By *s_BBWoman
23 weeks ago

close to you

- men who copy and paste a large opening message, telling you what they’ll do to you in detail. How do you know, you don’t know me and don’t know what I like?!

- people who are rude or are persistent when you’ve politely declined

- messages from photoless profiles expecting to engage in in-depth conversations.

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By *erbys_coupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Derby

The wink & friend request combo

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By *atiekisskissWoman
23 weeks ago

London

Guys who can't accept a No!

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By *lag4cockCouple
23 weeks ago

Cardiff

Multiple messages over a short period of time. We had one recently that started with 'Gangbang at mine?' followed by 8 different versions of 'R U interested' within an hour.

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By *unboy197077Man
23 weeks ago

Manchester M46

The phrase

"Happy fabbing"

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By *ew2buryMan
23 weeks ago

Forums.

Sydney Uni disclaimers.

Everyone knows the published in 2017.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Stockport

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By * L RipleyWoman
23 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

People I've never spoken to messaging me simply to tell me they're "free now".

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
23 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

Photos of a cock whilst sat on the loo with their pants round their ankles lol

and messages that say... hey, how's fab working out for you...

Vix xx

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By *as0046 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Stourbridge

When your call there selves princess or Barbie doll 🤮🤮

We still know your shit stinks 🤣🤣

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
23 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

"People I've never spoken to messaging me simply to tell me they're "free now". "

There's been an outbreak of those recently.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Friend requests when we have never spoke or met.

Single men with lots of photos of women being fucked are they aware their photos are being used? Probably not.

Being called vanilla and boring because we don’t go bareback and take our sexual health seriously.

Calling us names because we politely ask that you don’t refer to my ladies parts as the C word.

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By *inkShyWoman
23 weeks ago

near Windsor

I take particular offence when I get a message telling me I look like I'm "built to take this BBC/BWC", and getting irritated by the "Can I ask you a naughty question?"

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By *lassyRebelMan
23 weeks ago

manchester

When someone winks me and then don't reply to my message really makes me wonder what the hell i did wrong 😂

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

"When someone winks me and then don't reply to my message really makes me wonder what the hell i did wrong 😂"

We have that all the time they wink us and we normally start with thanks for the wink how are you ? Get absolutely nothing back ?

Also had a couple recently that asked for a last minute meet which we normally can’t do, replied the SECOND we read it to say yes we can today, what place and what time only to be completely ignored. Makes no sense ?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
23 weeks ago

Round the bend

When they log on and don't bother to read your message. Irritates the shit out of me!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
23 weeks ago

Leeds

Sex seems to take over some people's lives way too much, it's kinda sad to see.

Mrs

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By *onyHoveMan
23 weeks ago

North East

"People who put their peanut butter in the fridge.

Oh and messy floors. However, we love a good radiator photo.

...and bananas too. Bad in the fridge.

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By *harAndBryCouple
23 weeks ago

Downham Market

I (Char) hate...

* No profile picture.

* Text language in messages.

* Telling a guy politely that he's not my type, to get "what is your type then", like he can change.

* Guys who say safe sex only, but all their 100 pics are of him fucking various women bareback.

* Racists

* Homophobics

* General c**ts

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
23 weeks ago

norwich ish

People thinking a forum post is an invite to reply by private message with something totally unrelated to the topic they are replying to.

It’s a straight delete and sometimes block just for the rudeness.

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By *as0046 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Stourbridge

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By *as0046 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Stourbridge

People who ask for face pics but they don’t have one.

Women who hate dick pics but all the photos they have are close up pics of the pussy.

Women who say they don’t like to see pics of men hanging out of the the back of other women but they have 100 of them of men hanging out the back of them.

Double standards are brutal 🤣🤣

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By *hristopherd999Man
23 weeks ago

Brentwood

"I love the ones who ask for people to pay for there membership

This, and they say they'll upload a video for you, big deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

That lobster is all that.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

Straight men who complain about being messaged or fabbed by gay men, while messaging every women and couple in a 50 mile radius regardless of the preferences of those women and couples.

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By *pacecowboy99Man
23 weeks ago

Near You

No pictures

No verifications

'Free Now?' or 'Hey'

No profile message

It isn't that hard...

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
23 weeks ago

Slough

Peeps who feel they're owed something regardless of effort or fairness.

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By *tlanshiaWoman
23 weeks ago

Chatham

People that put something passive aggressive about time wasters on they're profile, and then proceed to waste there own time messaging me when my profile clearly states they're not what I'm seeking.

Fab status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Being mentally stable and respecting people’s boundaries on here well regarded

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By *unnerbenMan
23 weeks ago

Dublin / Cork

Brand new couples with no verifications who put “Face pic in 1st message or message deleted “.

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By *ineteen89Man
23 weeks ago

Swindon

Really short single sentence messages with no context outside of any variation of "sucking me off"

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By *erry 58Man
23 weeks ago

Doncaster

Silhouette profiles , sending a message

“” hi any pics “

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By *exy cyanideWoman
23 weeks ago

Hitchin

The lack of attention “most” guys put into their pictures

When you can see they guy probably has a nice body but every single picture is of their cock

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By *harAndBryCouple
23 weeks ago

Downham Market

"Women who hate dick pics but all the photos they have are close up pics of the pussy.

Women who say they don’t like to see pics of men hanging out of the the back of other women but they have 100 of them of men hanging out the back of them.

Double standards are brutal 🤣🤣"

They're not double standards, they're knowing their market. In general women don't want to see loads of genitals or action shots, but men do. So the types of pics that work better attracting women aren't the same as those attracting men.

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By *hynot xCouple
23 weeks ago

Woop Woop

Tributes of people wanking and cuming over their phone/tablet 🤢

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By *F25Man
23 weeks ago

kent

shy to say hi but keep looking at your profile. say hey

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By *ssexhung4funMan
23 weeks ago

Essex

People who ask for opinions or pics on forums but have blocked your sex (or age maybe idk)

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By *eekySweetheartWoman
23 weeks ago

Hampshire

Messages from men saying how many time wasters and crazy people there are on here.

The 'erotica' as an opening message. "I come in the door to find you bent over..." etc 🤢

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By *vonne5exMan
23 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Those demanding photos on first message when they have no photos at all."
I giggle as well

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By *imandher2Couple
23 weeks ago

Liverpool

Anything on our profile that tick any of these boxes?

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
23 weeks ago

Derby

Messages saying "can I ask you a question?".

To which we reply, "you just have".

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
23 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

"Messages saying "can I ask you a question?".

To which we reply, "you just have"."

Or can I ask you something cheeky to which we reply that 9/10 it’s going to be a no but fill your boots and it’s normally permission to wank over our pics, and as I always say well if we say yes you will and if we say no you still will so what’s the point in asking…

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

They initiate a conversation then don’t reply? Like you started this nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

The one word messages are definitely most annoying for us.

Also, single men who message and say their partner has no interest in sex anymore. We ask if its okay if we chat with their partner to confirm they are aware of them using the site but then get abuse normally. Oh we do laugh!!

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By *ugar kittenWoman
23 weeks ago

just by here

Guys who have their age set at 47 then say in the profile text "site messed up, I'm actually 27".......no darling, that's because YOU lied when setting up your account!

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By *as0046 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Women who hate dick pics but all the photos they have are close up pics of the pussy.

Women who say they don’t like to see pics of men hanging out of the the back of other women but they have 100 of them of men hanging out the back of them.

Double standards are brutal 🤣🤣

🤦🏻‍♂️ taking the hump because they live in the double standards.

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By *as0046 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Stourbridge

People who can do either. Can’t accommodate or can’t travel. So how are we suppose to meet 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"People who can do either. Can’t accommodate or can’t travel. So how are we suppose to meet 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️"

Agreed 😂

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By *umking3000Man
23 weeks ago

Portsmouth

No photo, no reply…..

Maybe some people don’t want there face to be shown until they are comfortable with the chat…

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By *ifeforelivingMan
23 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

Couples who repeatedly view my profile but aren't looking for single men

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By *F25Man
23 weeks ago

kent

you gey a message. you reply. then they dont ever and it was a simple hi or simple question

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
23 weeks ago

Lurgan

Single men who completely ignore D when messaging, and don’t pay him any heed.

Yes we primarily play with single men, and sometimes only I play while D watches, and we get that you want to talk to a woman not a man, but this is as much for him as me and we come as a team. If you can’t show him respect to even include him when messaging, what’s the chances you will if we meet

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
23 weeks ago

Lurgan

Oh, and “free now?” As a opening message

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/26 21:24:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Cats aren’t a legitimate pet

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By *lossomTreeWoman
23 weeks ago

Ipswich

Couples accounts with pictures of the female only!

Half of a couple looking for a female to treat their partner - I'm not a human sex toy.

Look elsewhere for a professional lady!

Couples who actually expect a lone female (who doesn't drive) who has never met them to turn up at their house in a remote area, start drinking then have sex with them both - look elsewhere for a professional lady!

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple
23 weeks ago

Derby

"Cats aren’t a legitimate pet"

Err🤔 have we missed something

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Cats aren’t a legitimate pet

Err🤔 have we missed something"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *an SummersMan
22 weeks ago

Huddersfield

"you gey a message. you reply. then they dont ever and it was a simple hi or simple question"

It might be because your message was hard to read

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Poly or pans

Stop bring the kitchen in to this 🧐

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By *otMediterraneanWoman
22 weeks ago

This type of post 😂

Everyone whinging about something others are doing

Just enjoy it for yourself and don’t worry what everyone else is doing

I can assure you I have an extremely unpopular opinion

And it’s probably the above comment 😂

XXX and probably that to 😂

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By *otMediterraneanWoman
22 weeks ago

🤭🤭 oops sorry OP 😘

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By *om_38Man
22 weeks ago

stoke

Fab to add on pics and vids

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By *rhugesMan
22 weeks ago

Cardiff

Sending and message the message is read no reply after 6 weeks but not deleted

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By *londebiguyMan
22 weeks ago

Southport

"fab is a public traded company"

"Facebook is a public traded company"

Cambridge university.

What an absolute load of shite

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

When she hasn’t messaged in six months and then messages for Valentine’s Day 😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

‘Scooby-do’ profiles… where they upload the same videos over and over again day after day. If the video didn’t get attention the first 500 times, it won’t work at attempt 501!

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"‘Scooby-do’ profiles… where they upload the same videos over and over again day after day. If the video didn’t get attention the first 500 times, it won’t work at attempt 501!"

I’ve notice this as well 🤣🤣

Or they up load the same every few months looking for attention

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By *endall_IronbridgeMan
22 weeks ago

Shropshire

Can't travel can't accommodate no cars or hotel meets

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By *ildmanYorksMan
22 weeks ago

Doncaster/Bembridge

"Name something on fab that rub you the wrong way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

When they put on the pics and videos “Fab to see more” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️"

More like when they put "Fab to fuck". Never had an invite yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Can't travel can't accommodate no cars or hotel meets"

Yes! Do they just stand in the street waiting for sex?!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

""fab is a public traded company"

"Facebook is a public traded company"

Cambridge university.

What an absolute load of shite"

It really is. Even the site has a bit stating the Sydney Uni stuff is all untrue in their FAQ’s. Lump them in with the ‘fab to fuck’ lot (who are clearly just using the site to divert people to other sites where people have to pay or subscribe to see their stuff)

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor

When a man messages me out of the blue saying "I bet you taste great", "You look tasty", "I'd love to taste you","You look juicy".

I'm not a bloody steak or peach.

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By *F25Man
22 weeks ago

kent

viewing profile several times but never saying hey

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By *layseshCouple
22 weeks ago

Barnsley

“ Daddy’s little slut, I want my daddy’s spunk , I’m daddy’s spunk dump “

Everyone into their own stuff but I never will understand how something that can mean something so horrendous in a child’s life can be somehow sexualised n be a massive turn on.

I said this to a fella other day who messaged us on about it and I said it’s too close to abuse, his first reply was “ Oooo have you been abused “

Each to own but for us it’s an absolute no no

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By *he milf next doorWoman
22 weeks ago

bluebell woods

When I get messages that say ‘your near by’

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Men describing themselves as ‘Vikings’ when they’re not from Scandanavia in the years between 800 and 1050AD, they’re from Coventry in 2026 and just have a beard and a couple of shit tattoos.

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By *inkShyWoman
22 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Men describing themselves as ‘Vikings’ when they’re not from Scandanavia in the years between 800 and 1050AD, they’re from Coventry in 2026 and just have a beard and a couple of shit tattoos."

😂😂

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
22 weeks ago

belfast

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Women with shit tattoos as well 🤣🤣

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By *rightonsteveMan
22 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

That BrightonSteve is a complete and utter cretin.

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"That BrightonSteve is a complete and utter cretin. "

Yeah true 🤣🤣

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Slough

Profiles that contact you believing themselves to be superior, like we owe them something; they find "no thank you" for an answer difficult to absorb and then they feel the need to hurl abuse...!

Still, I don't allow it to phase me because Fabswingers has a clever function "block" 🤣🤣🤣

Bullet dodged....!

99.99% these kinda peeps believe themselves to be DOM but have a tiny lil pecker & think they're the dogs bollocks, ego has no boundaries, simply delusional. In addition, they never read profile and feel the need to ask questions for which if they'd read profile, they've already an answer to their questions raised...!

The irony...!

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By *ins and secretsWoman
22 weeks ago

Glasgow and SW Scotland

Can I ask a question?

No you bloody cant, you used up your chance of making a positive first impression with a pointless empty message

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Can I ask a question?

No you bloody cant, you used up your chance of making a positive first impression with a pointless empty message

Sure you don’t want that question?? 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Blokes that ask if they can spoil me and then follow up with a message saying ‘£££’ like I’m available for rent or available for auction or selling it.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

"Can I ask a question?

No you bloody cant, you used up your chance of making a positive first impression with a pointless empty message

There’s a guy on here that sends you a pic of him wearing a hairpiece and a message saying “can I ask you anything?”… have you had him message yet?

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Can I ask a question?

No you bloody cant, you used up your chance of making a positive first impression with a pointless empty message

There’s a guy on here that sends you a pic of him wearing a hairpiece and a message saying “can I ask you anything?”… have you had him message yet?"

😱😱 no I haven’t. You must be one of the lucky ones 🤣

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By *he HMFsCouple
22 weeks ago

Stratford Upon Avon

Sweatpants. Instant turn off.

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By *ins and secretsWoman
22 weeks ago

Glasgow and SW Scotland

"Can I ask a question?

No you bloody cant, you used up your chance of making a positive first impression with a pointless empty message

There’s a guy on here that sends you a pic of him wearing a hairpiece and a message saying “can I ask you anything?”… have you had him message yet?"

He has messaged me that a few times

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By *irky_coupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Kirky

3 second videos. What's the point?

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By *as0046 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Valentine’s Day 🤦🏻‍♂️ it can real fuck off now

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By *igladAndLulahCouple
22 weeks ago

South East

"Name something on fab that rub you the wrong way 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

When they put on the pics and videos “Fab to see more” 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

The list is long haha... definitely agree with not liking the captions begging for fabs, but some of ours are...

Guys asking when they can have a turn.

Guys asking us to let them know when we're going to be available, like we have a duty to inform someone we've never met.

Full swap couples that only have pics of the female....just doesn't make sense.

Guys that send pics of them fucking other women....we're not after free porn, just a face pic will do.

Pictures that say "Not Mrs" or "Not Husband"

Any messages that have zero effort or makes it difficult to have a grown up conversation. "

Single guys sending us a video of them fucking a women is a massive red flag for us, we always report it. You have no clue if that girl has given permission

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By *igladAndLulahCouple
22 weeks ago

South East

Photos when the background of the house is really messy or horrible

Or men who have cocks pics taken in the toilet or bathroom, screams secret married man to us

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By *cLovin2Man
22 weeks ago

London

"The lack of attention “most” guys put into their pictures

When you can see they guy probably has a nice body but every single picture is of their cock"

Note to self, add more cock pics from a hundred different angles 😂

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By *as0046 OP Man
21 weeks ago

Stourbridge

When they ask for real man then you can’t handle it 🤣🤣

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By *un Gentlemen 777Man
21 weeks ago

Petersfield

When they call themselves professional people

That makes my 💩 itch

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
21 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

When they have a requirement list as long as your arm

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By *un Gentlemen 777Man
21 weeks ago

Petersfield

When you look at the background of a picture and the place is filthy if they cant clean the house they cant clean themselves

They must smell like Bigfoots Bell end ffs

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

"Can I ask a question?

No you bloody cant, you used up your chance of making a positive first impression with a pointless empty message

There’s a guy on here that sends you a pic of him wearing a hairpiece and a message saying “can I ask you anything?”… have you had him message yet?

He has messaged me that a few times

Not since he's been blocked. Used to be an almost daily occurrence.

Often wonder if anyone actually replies 🤣🤣🤣

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By *ercuryMikeMan
21 weeks ago

Newtown / Oswestry

Funnily I was coming online to start a thread on this very subject.

In no particular order.

Wanting photos when they have none showing themselves.

Any mention of seeking an ‘alpha’ - think you need to go and do some reading about where the whole ‘Alpha’ bollocks comes from and what it means.

Lots of close up pictures of cocks and pussy, yeah we all know what they look like, but what’s the rest of you look like?

Complaints that people don’t chat on here, omg most chats are like trying to pull teeth and when you do get a response most of the time it’s short and they don’t give you anything to work with.

This one is rather specific - Complaints from clear fit and attractive people that they can’t find anyone.

No it’s you’ve set yourself unrealistic standards, there are plenty of people on here who would be more that willing to get together with you, some of whom will be pretty close to your unrealistic standards.

That’s about it.

Now I’ve put FAB to rights just need to sort myself out, lol.

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By *an JuniperoCouple
21 weeks ago

North East

"Hi how's you" messages 🥴 we get absolutely tons of them and if we replied to them all, we'd never get a day off haha.

Also pictures that say "not the hubby" or "not the Mrs" as if that isn't what swinging is about haha.

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By *ustyb555Couple
21 weeks ago

leeds

People with names like pussy destroyer, alpha dom bull instant delete and People messaging who clearly havn't read what we are looking for

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
21 weeks ago

paisley

"Refering to "Fab" as "Fabs".....irrational turn off for us."

Huh, it's fabswingers isn't it... Wingers whom are fabs?

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man
21 weeks ago

Kingswood

Couples that strike up a conversation that’s actually not so bad then block you out of nowhere

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By *iltshirefunmaleMan
21 weeks ago

Devizes

😂😂"

Totally

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By *inkShyWoman
21 weeks ago

near Windsor

Someone telling you they've seen a fake profile of your pics. But won't give you the name because you've never talked before.

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By *ude redMan
21 weeks ago

crewe

Couples who arrange to meet and when you do, it’s a single man and not a couple.

And that’s why I do not verify people. Also entitled profiles that demand this and that.

“Dont have a dick on your profile!” But it’s alright having your battered lasagne out for the world to dip garlic bread in!

Also men pretending to be women, why?

Also location….” Over the rainbow, somewhere, in your dreams “ really!!

“Fab if you wanna eat this pussy” “hang on I’ll get my garlic bread”

Rant over

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By *inkyandthebrain2023Couple
21 weeks ago

Cheshire

The ran out of messages cry for attention. I think of it as you have no messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
21 weeks ago

The fawning veri's from women to guys they've met. Grinds my gears.

If the fucker is that fantastic, marry him, why wait until "Can't wait for our next meet, don't let this one get away girls!"

Well you obviously did!

Or the guys to girls, "I'm gentleman, I never kiss and tell. You'll just have to find out for yourselves."

You didn't even get a sniff of her knickers, it was a coffee meet veri hoping for a veri in return to help you actually get your dick wet!

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By *ins and secretsWoman
21 weeks ago

Glasgow and SW Scotland

Nothing dries me up quicker than messages and profiles that use derogatory names for women. Some people enjoy that, but at least pick your audience

Also darling and dear…its so insincere

I need to stop ranting or someone will post ranty forum posts piss them off

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By *hynot xCouple
21 weeks ago

Woop Woop

"Nothing dries me up quicker than messages and profiles that use derogatory names for women. Some people enjoy that, but at least pick your audience

Also darling and dear…its so insincere

I need to stop ranting or someone will post ranty forum posts piss them off

Ranting forum posts really piss me off... 😉

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By *ertifiedCreamerMan
21 weeks ago

pound land

Threads like this where everyone is having a moan

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By *lkGuyMagic24Man
21 weeks ago

Kingswood

No face pic no reply - someone with no facepics 😂

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
21 weeks ago

Chichester

"Someone telling you they've seen a fake profile of your pics. But won't give you the name because you've never talked before. "

Ha I get that line sent me to a lot as an attempt at trying to get me to talk

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By *inkShyWoman
21 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Someone telling you they've seen a fake profile of your pics. But won't give you the name because you've never talked before.

Ha I get that line sent me to a lot as an attempt at trying to get me to talk

Pathetic, isn't it? If anything it annoys you and makes you block them!

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By *ustus5555Woman
21 weeks ago

Nottingham

Had it this morning. Blocked as usual.

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