FabSwingers.com forum: What cringey things on profiles put you off?

By *hat.couple OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Kent

Weve all seen the profiles with certain words or phrases that make us cringe. For us its when people say they are "professional couples" why would that make any difference to anyone?. Another thing is the word 'ick", full grown adults using the word ick just makes us recoil.

This is just a bit of fun of course so dont come at me people! x

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

420 and the word sesh, not our thing sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

People who seem shocked and appalled by the sheer mention of anything sexual or seeing nudity on people's profiles, despite being signed up to a casual sex website

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

A certain size? Just why you can probably see the pics if searching for one on particular or even just search cockzilla

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
20 weeks ago

chester

Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data……

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By *hat.couple OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Kent

"420 and the word sesh, not our thing sorry "

Hmmm we dont do drugs, The smell of makes me feel ill 🤒

Mrs x

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By *hat.couple OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Kent

"People who seem shocked and appalled by the sheer mention of anything sexual or seeing nudity on people's profiles, despite being signed up to a casual sex website

Hahaha good point x

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Back again" "can't stay away"

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By *hat.couple OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Kent

""Back again" "can't stay away""

🤣

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By *hat.couple OP Couple
20 weeks ago

Kent

Just thought of another one "we dont bite, unless you ask nicely" 🙄

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Cocks with glasses on them. Literally no words

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

'Use' instead of 'you'

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By *ombieBearsCouple
20 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"send us clear facepics" despite having absolutely no pics on their profile. It feels like you are auditioning for some superior beings🤣

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By *lectrictouchMan
20 weeks ago

inverarary

"Cocks with glasses on them. Literally no words "

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By *tephanie 9090TV/TS
20 weeks ago

BISHOP

Bad spelling and bad grammar.

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By *lectrictouchMan
20 weeks ago

inverarary

"Cocks with glasses on them. Literally no words "

Have a silly warmer on mine where I live

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By *ime2TingleCouple
20 weeks ago

South Essex

Outdated profiles or inconsistency in the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

""send us clear facepics" despite having absolutely no pics on their profile. It feels like you are auditioning for some superior beings🤣"

Looool so true

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By *allandy64Man
20 weeks ago

Sheffield

""send us clear facepics" despite having absolutely no pics on their profile. It feels like you are auditioning for some superior beings🤣"

This. Hypocrisy or what....

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Few icks for us:

People who happily take photos when their house is a sh!thole. Not talking mess, talking dirty pots lying around, dirt on the walls, kids toys lying around.

Another is when a women was making herself squirt with a toy, sat on the sofa, just squirted all over her sofa, no towel or cover and could see that the toy was filthy.

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By *axx82Man
20 weeks ago

Gloucester

I d on t like when they add text to photos like:

Fab if you like to fuck me

Farming fabs

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
20 weeks ago

Port Talbot

"420 and the word sesh, not our thing sorry "

Excuse my naivety but what is 420?

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By *axx82Man
20 weeks ago

Gloucester

"420 and the word sesh, not our thing sorry

Excuse my naivety but what is 420?"

Marijuana time

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By *iCurvCPLCouple
20 weeks ago

Newport

Dick pics on the toilet, sex doll pics

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
20 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Ahh ok.

We did have a message from a couple a while ago asking us to go over to theirs as they had some Sniff and red Wine.

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By *oungstud400Man
20 weeks ago

Enniskillen

"Dick pics on the toilet, sex doll pics"
yuck

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By *inetimecoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

close to Chester

"Daddy" run away.....

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By *hortieWoman
20 weeks ago

Northampton

That BDSM test results shite has come in handy as it's own filter lately.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Round the bend

Sesh

Snow

Pics with filthy backgrounds

Gaping bumholes

Text on pics..like 'fab if you'd fuck this'

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Round the bend

And the sidney university bollocks

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By *otcurvywifeCouple
20 weeks ago

near you

Photos of cocks over a toilet lol

Why!

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By *tannersMan
20 weeks ago

stanley

Anything from young women indicating that they are looking for mature men to “ spoil them “ or treat them “ like a princess “ .

I may be drawing incorrect conclusions but this always sounds a bit like they want to be paid for meets etc.

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
20 weeks ago

Didsbury

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By *iery_EmbersWoman
20 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not so much specific phrases (most of mine have been covered here already) but when their profile states they're looking for someone who clearly is nothing like me.

So for example, different age (significantly), different type of play (states they're dom but claim to be sub when messaging) etc

They then tend to go on rationalise that these things aren't "deal breakers" for them... ok pal, but I'm trying to find someone whose needs align with my own so we can have a great time, not an average time 🙄

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By *ickandHilaryCouple
20 weeks ago

Barnstaple

“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?

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By *axx82Man
20 weeks ago

Gloucester

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20 weeks ago

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man
20 weeks ago

Didsbury

Smoker. Won’t meet smokers.

Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel.

£££.

HnH.

I will think of more.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Round the bend

"Smoker. Won’t meet smokers.

Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel.

£££.

HnH.

I will think of more."

What's HnH?

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By *outhstaffscoupleCouple
20 weeks ago

cannock

""Back again" "can't stay away""

This

Our local updates shows the same people joining every other week

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Smoker. Won’t meet smokers.

Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel.

£££.

HnH.

I will think of more.

What's HnH?"

Ngl, I had to search this, High 'n' horny seemingly. 🙄🤨

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By *tannersMan
20 weeks ago

stanley

""Back again" "can't stay away"

This

Our local updates shows the same people joining every other week"

There is a local couple near me, who seem to rejoin weekly, they are up to “25” alongside their username

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By *uenevereWoman
20 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I think most things have already been covered but I'll add 2 or 3.

Any mention of wanting to "destroy" women or similar unpleasant wording.

Demanding, negative or racist content.

"No limits"

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Anyone using crass vocabulary: spunk, cnut, and plunge being top of the list. Ick!

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
20 weeks ago

Norwich ish

I know we don’t want lots of AI generated pics on site but using a bit of AI to tidy bedrooms, remove the toilet/bathroom, it’s very easy to do these days.

We will sometimes use it to smooth the bed sheet or take away something in background like a plug socket which just takes away from the image.

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By *erbys_coupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Derby

"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "

This ⬆️ 100%

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By *rJandMrsJCouple
20 weeks ago

Tameside

As a few have mentioned "Yous" "Youse" "fill in later" (but the account is a year old). People who just strictly have dick pics on their profile, "sesh" we're in our middle 30s, I've not had a Sesh for about 15 years.

Also the whole pointless legal paragraph that's meant to stop people using photos.

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By *harAndBryCouple
20 weeks ago

Downham Market

"I know we don’t want lots of AI generated pics on site but using a bit of AI to tidy bedrooms, remove the toilet/bathroom, it’s very easy to do these days.

We will sometimes use it to smooth the bed sheet or take away something in background like a plug socket which just takes away from the image."

Your pics are just one of the reasons you've been on our Hotlist for ages.

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By *harAndBryCouple
20 weeks ago

Downham Market

Referring to Fab as "Fabs". No idea why it gets to us so much.

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By *adybonersirlongswordCouple
20 weeks ago

EAST GRINSTEAD

The disclaimer at the bottom 😩

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By *annyC73Man
20 weeks ago

North West

Must have pics but no pics themselves.

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By *erPleasureHisRulesCouple
20 weeks ago

Barnsley

Men saying how amazing they are in bed or I'm hung, girthy and a heavy cummer.

Text speak and people who can't spell tongue and spell it tounge lol.

Not a big thing but it annoys me 😂

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By *andyh78Man
20 weeks ago

manchester

"Men saying how amazing they are in bed or I'm hung, girthy and a heavy cummer.

Text speak and people who can't spell tongue and spell it tounge lol.

Not a big thing but it annoys me 😂"

Poor spelling, no punctuation and bad grammar. Sometimes I cannot even understand what people have written in their messages, or profiles. I asked a couple that I met a few years ago why my message caught their eye, and they said it was because it was well written and used punctuation.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
20 weeks ago

Woodley

Couples profiles with only pics of one of them, usually just the woman.

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By *wistedTooCouple
20 weeks ago

Frimley

"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "

Ok. So I’m from the south. Yous is not a word down here. Or so I though.

Notice your spell correct does not try and correct it?

My wife is from the north. I didn’t believe that it was a real word.

Dictionary definition:

youse |juiz| (also yous)

pronoun dialect

used to mean "you", when addressing a group of people that you are speaking to:

See yous later.

——

So, you should not find that word usage to be a put off. It is literally part of the English language

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By *issmorganWoman
20 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Heavy cummer 🤢

Any over use of mmmmmmmm

I don't bite unless asked.

I can lick for hours.

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
20 weeks ago

chester

"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data……

Ok. So I’m from the south. Yous is not a word down here. Or so I though.

Notice your spell correct does not try and correct it?

My wife is from the north. I didn’t believe that it was a real word.

Dictionary definition:

youse |juiz| (also yous)

pronoun dialect

used to mean "you", when addressing a group of people that you are speaking to:

See yous later.

——

So, you should not find that word usage to be a put off. It is literally part of the English language

I’m well aware of what it means- being northern. I just choose to dislike it. Like many other things in the english language I use as a filter to decide if someone and I will be a match. Viking as an example. Historically accurate as a concept. Often used to describe a man with a beard or a top knot.

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By *reechoicesMan
20 weeks ago

Nailsea

"Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "

The "Facebook is a publicly traded entity" variant is the one I struggle with. So are BP and Marks and Spencer plc, but I'm not sure what relevance the ownership structure of an entirely unrelated website might be in the context of this little site.

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By *randmrsfuntobehadCouple
20 weeks ago

near you

420 but down as non smoker. Grown adults smoking is a big turn off.

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By *aughtyPumpkinWoman
20 weeks ago

between Donny/Scunny/Gainsborough

Pictures in gym mirrors. Anyone who has anything remotely hinting at looking for ‘exceptional’ women…

It’s like… what the fuck are you messaging me for then?

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By *oucancallmeAlMan
20 weeks ago

east anglia

The absolute snobbery of some who say...

"Professional couple seeking ontellegent people"

My answer is

A. Define intellegence

B. I clean windows, I also fly aerobatics am I pleb or Professional?

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By *emptme1993Man
20 weeks ago

manchester

‘Breed me/wife/gf’

Who are you, a Labrador?

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By *enatton2Couple
20 weeks ago

West Midlands

Men spreading their ass cheeks

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By *ules2123Man
20 weeks ago

Bicester

"Just thought of another one "we dont bite, unless you ask nicely" 🙄

Mrs x"

Bugger ive used that !! For the last time now tho

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By *ralking69.Man
20 weeks ago

MK45

Begging for a fab

Fab me and I'll show the rest..

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By *onny PetersonMan
20 weeks ago

Harrogate

420 friendly (or any mention of drugs)

Want to be 'spoilt' or 'rewarded'.

Wanting only 'exceptional' people - with no definition of what this means.

'Gymfit'- Another meaningless term

Asks for face pics but won't reciprocate because of their oh so important job.

One word messages.

Winks then ignores a polite message.

"I'm back"

And so it goes on. I frequently wonder if its worth the disappointment.

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple
20 weeks ago

Rainham, Kent

People that refer to themselves as intellectual (usually means they can't hold a conversation)

"HNH"

"Not my first rodeo"

New one we don't like is when people post pictures and have it captioned "Not Mr" or "Not Mrs".

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By *he SophisticatsCouple
20 weeks ago

Casa Del Fun, Portarlington

Both ‘Sydney University’ and that ‘Fabswingers is a public trading entity’ etc…. What a load of BS! 😡

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By *andM4FunCouple
20 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?"

Seriously??? WTF!! We may have to add ‘no lefties Labourites, Greentards or Liberals’

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Weve all seen the profiles with certain words or phrases that make us cringe. For us its when people say they are "professional couples" why would that make any difference to anyone?. Another thing is the word 'ick", full grown adults using the word ick just makes us recoil.

It always makes me think there must be amateur and semi-pro couples too

This is just a bit of fun of course so dont come at me people! x

Mrs x"

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By *imon_hydeMan
20 weeks ago

Stockport

Any hint at emotional intelligence or good looks in a person's preference. I mean come on I've got a cock and everything.

And the word Daddy

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By *ool and curvygirlCouple
20 weeks ago

Liverpool

Any daddy reference puts us off x

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Few icks for us:

People who happily take photos when their house is a sh!thole. Not talking mess, talking dirty pots lying around, dirt on the walls, kids toys lying around.

Another is when a women was making herself squirt with a toy, sat on the sofa, just squirted all over her sofa, no towel or cover and could see that the toy was filthy.

Grim... I'll add dick pics with toilets in them

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By *antam AvershiresMan
20 weeks ago

Visiting

That statement at the end claiming privacy and no university use blah blah.

Honestly wonder if people believe it's worth the space.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"‘Breed me/wife/gf’

Who are you, a Labrador? "

The whole breeding thing is a bit nuts isnt it... cant you just enjoy finishing in someone? Why does fertility have to come into it

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By *ittycock400Couple
20 weeks ago

Bristol

"That statement at the end claiming privacy and no university use blah blah.

Honestly wonder if people believe it's worth the space."

This plus people who say "youse" or "use" instead of "you". It's bad enough when it is spoken but actually seeing it written down..

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Bristol

Couples that describe each other with an exhaustive and glazing paragraph detailing what they love about each other like it means anything to anyone else...

Also couples who name themselves:

. King/Queen

. Stag/Vixen

. Cuck/Hotwife

Just unimaginative and exasperating 😂

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By *lenderfoxMan
20 weeks ago

Leeds

Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy

Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy

The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it

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By *antam AvershiresMan
20 weeks ago

Visiting

"Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy

Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy

The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it "

Yes to all this.

Particularly gyts think a pic of a watch and them holding a belt makes them a Dom.

Also the amount of people who use the term dom and domme without capitalising. Its always Dom and Domme and sub always small

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By *ralking69.Man
20 weeks ago

MK45

Not sure if u class as cringe or god dam infuriating

1. Obviously fakes but ones that persist to be created account

Not naming anyone (cowslip)

Also ones that leave and then return with new account

Have you missed me

Answer no

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By *parkle1974Woman
20 weeks ago

Leeds

"Will fill in later"

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy

Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy

The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it "

When someone says dom I think Dominic

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By *ase4122Man
20 weeks ago

Lancashire

Must be shaved below!!

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By *ase4122Man
20 weeks ago

Lancashire

"Others have mentioned it, but the Sydney University or other meaningless disclaimers is always cringy

Generic cliches, some of which have been mentioned, also feel cringy

The biggest one though is profiles (usually men) claiming to they're a "Dom" when it's pretty obvious from their profile that they're clueless about it

When someone says dom I think Dominic "

Dominic the donkey!

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By *inful_SeekersCouple
20 weeks ago

St Helens

Cock pics with a can of deodorant or remote control next to the cock for a size comparison 🙈

Men wearing socks in their photo's whilst having sex (I've seen a few women as well) 😂

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By *ralExpert79Man
20 weeks ago

Newquay

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?"

Don't blame them at all

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By *isser44Man
20 weeks ago

fylde Coast

Anything with the following...

"Hehehe"

"Fab to fuck me". "Fab for friend invite" ... etc

Clearly Heavily edited pics

A long list of demands

Shit hole rooms in the background

"8 inch plus and girthy"...OK that ones just because I dont have one haha .

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By *ounmacCouple
20 weeks ago

Market Harborough

The shadow people saying happy to send pics

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By *andM4FunCouple
20 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?

Don't blame them at all"

Hahahaha ….. you don’t look like you have too much of a choice

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By *arkJonesMan
20 weeks ago

Bangor

"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "

Totally agree

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Scarborough

when they put “Will fill in later and they joined years ago

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By *pinningfasterWoman
20 weeks ago

Birmingham

It's not on profiles but in messages when they call you a good girl.

I'm 36 years old and you're a stranger, what on earth are you doing.

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By *WANDTGCouple
20 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

When their profile says " make us laugh!". Also any profiles with " hunter, slut trainer, destroyer, Bull , Daddy etc "

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By *mmyesplease2Man
20 weeks ago

taunton

PM me I have a long list lol

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By *erbys_coupleCouple
20 weeks ago

Derby

Winks from hidden profiles.

The wink and friend request combo

When every message ends with “mmmmm”

“What are you looking for?”

“Hey”

Pics when the cock is next to a deodorant can

Daddy / Bull references

Single profiles that claim to be a couple but the lady is too shy to show any pics when the profile doesn’t show any pics anyway

Silhouette profiles

“What are you up to?”

Friend requests when they have no friend pics

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Wank pics with your crocs on 🤮

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By *ofuMan
20 weeks ago

london

"420 and the word sesh, not our thing sorry

Excuse my naivety but what is 420?"
slang for drug use primarily smoking.

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By *aked_magicMan
20 weeks ago

the gutter looking at the stars - UAE not in

"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "

☝️THIS

Been getting a lot of this all of a sudden

"Are use up for a meet"

"No weez really arent!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Will reply if send face pic,

Then guess what no reply

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By *ust_jackMan
20 weeks ago

Plymouth

Profiles describing themselves as shy and then have lots of photos showing them being anything but, it doesn’t add up in my head

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
20 weeks ago

Ipswich

"Guess who's baaaack?!" Or "Miss me?!"

Who? And no.

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By *n_thy_kneesMan
20 weeks ago

Ipswich

Or "sorry i/we have been on for a while."

As if we've all been on tenterhooks waiting

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By *ony 529Man
20 weeks ago

coventry

"Winks from hidden profiles.

The wink and friend request combo

When every message ends with “mmmmm”

“What are you looking for?”

“Hey”

Pics when the cock is next to a deodorant can

Daddy / Bull references

Single profiles that claim to be a couple but the lady is too shy to show any pics when the profile doesn’t show any pics anyway

Silhouette profiles

“What are you up to?”

Friend requests when they have no friend pics

"
. Well everything I was going to write is here. I certainly couldn’t put it better myself. .. perfect !!

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
20 weeks ago

Southern England

Photos or videos with text written across them saying fab to see ......

It's so desperate and sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Socks!!!! Take them off ffs

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By *eyeYCouple
20 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

So, so many things!

But 'discreet' (yeah, we shout it from the rooftops!)

And close up picture's that you're left angling your phone trying to understand what you're looking at 🤷🙄

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
20 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Any evidence of ‘yous”, “youse” or “use” (out of context)

Any variation of the Sydney University guff- I’m going to make a bold statement that a fab user has never successfully sued an institution for using their data…… "

Exactly this!

Also vague / non descript locations e.g. 'near you', etc. The word 'ick'. Profile names that include reference to cock attributes.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

"Discretion required" despite having their profile covered in face pics or extremely distinctive tattoos.

Any use of the word "exceptional". I promise there are other words you can use.

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By *s2walesCouple
20 weeks ago

Gwent...

Pictures with background show family pics especially youngsters......

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By *iCurvCPLCouple
20 weeks ago

Newport

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?"

Nah that's valid

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By *ieandteaseMan
20 weeks ago

Wiltshire

They're all the same so anybody that believes in any of them is an avoid for me.

Also the, read the profile, messages.

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By *tickler2000Man
20 weeks ago

St Agnes

Profiles with 0% effort put into them.

Joined Fab when Moses was a boy with "Will fill in later" covered in cobwebs at the bottom.

No photos at all and stating that they will only reply if you send a photo.

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By *arand25Couple
20 weeks ago

Crowborough

The words Stag, Vixen & Bull do absolutely nothing for us & that Sydney Uni BS just makes us lol

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By *andM4FunCouple
20 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?

Nah that's valid "

Idiotic thing to say! Very weird

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By *entlemanrogueMan
20 weeks ago

Motherwell

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?"

I am the opposite.

I am always on the look out for Masochistic Tory voters.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
20 weeks ago

Motherwell

[Removed by poster at 29/12/25 10:09:03]

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By *entlemanrogueMan
20 weeks ago

Motherwell

Bareback only

Too many creampie pics with various cocks in the shot

Discoloured ass cheeks

Cannot travel or accommodate (what?)

Snow/powder for fun references

Mentioning their OF and other money making media

Price lists (wrong site)

"Straight men" messaging me wanting to suck my cock.

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By *ounmacCouple
20 weeks ago

Market Harborough

"“No Tories or Reform”

Really ?

I am the opposite.

I am always on the look out for Masochistic Tory voters.

We don’t care how people vote that’s there buisness

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By *arleycplWoman
20 weeks ago

Frodsham

420,

I will make you gush

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By *ylvieMWoman
20 weeks ago

Aylesbury

The uptick of couples profiles where it's a single Male and a sex doll lol

"Pushing limits" I know what my limits are and if you will actively break them for your own pleasure, no thanks.

"No fatties"

420

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

When guys or couples boast about a bbc like its some kind of superior object. Its not

So cringe

Much more about the person

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By *obinCDTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Willenhall

Asking for face pictures when they have no intention of showing theirs.

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By *quirtyndirty!Couple
20 weeks ago

Nottingham

Massive close up open fanny pics

No punctuation

Messy bedrooms

Bad teeth

Snooty folk criticising couples with too many verifications. Guess what, this is a swingers site !

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By *effdelightMan
20 weeks ago

Grimsby

"People who seem shocked and appalled by the sheer mention of anything sexual or seeing nudity on people's profiles, despite being signed up to a casual sex website

"
fucking this! X10000

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Men who message saying either ‘£££’ or “I’m generous. Sorry, did you think I was on the game?!

Couples who bleat on about people needing to make an effort then give you one word replies.

The profiles that beg for likes and fabs because they’re not here to meet, they’re here for popularity.

Scooby-do profiles: they upload the same videos 25 times a day.

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By *im n her XXXCouple
20 weeks ago

Long Eaton

Sydney university and facebook warnings.

Like the average swinger on here has a legal team willing to take on international civil cases...

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By *ewLife65Man
20 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

Brat

What does it even mean??

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By *loria JamesTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Durham

Poor spelling. If you can’t be bothered to get off the toilet to take a pic I can’t imagine much effort going into a meet x

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By *econdtimelucky101Man
20 weeks ago

Near Birmingham.

Pretty much all of the above.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

The Sydney uni thing. There never was a study. That was appearing on profiles back in 2009 when I was first on. And even the site owners have a piece on their FAQ’s to state it’s not true. Has the study taken 26 years to complete?! Come on, see sense folks!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
20 weeks ago

Next Door

Close up genital and action pictures.

Condoms full of jizz.

Pierced genitals.

Im hung or a heavy cummer.

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By *arryandhedgehogCouple
20 weeks ago

Essex

With couples profiles when they do him on her and her on him descriptive writing... The ones that boast about how great in bed the guy is are usually the biggest let downs

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By *orgetmeKnotCouple
20 weeks ago

Rainham, Kent

"Pushing limits" I know what my limits are and if you will actively break them for your own pleasure, no thanks.

Agree with this....we hate it when people say they like to push boundaries. Boundaries are there for a reason.

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By *aandLoCouple
20 weeks ago

Southampton

We didn't realise how many things made us cringe until we were nodding with almost every post on this thread....

We also cringe at couples describing themselves as "super sexy," "foxy" or similar. Their idea of super sexy isn't necessarily ours and whispers arrogance to us. 😬

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Male profiles that bang on about how they’re sick of men messaging them… well you have the option to block men, but you don’t… wonder why that is? And male profiles that say straight yet they’ve done half the TV’s in their area.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Anyone who uses the phrase ‘daddy’ never understood it..it creeps me out

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By *anchesterTaurusMan
20 weeks ago

Prestwich

People who go to great lengths to explain what they don't like.

Anybody that focused on negativity should be avoided.

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By *alloSpaceboyMan
20 weeks ago

Carmarthen

Profiles that read like the constitution of a country.

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By *ungLewisMan
20 weeks ago

West of Exeter

Messy/dirty rooms.

Anything where a toilet is visible

Single male profiles with lots of female pics... did they really get consent to share?

"Absolutely no Bi guys"... like im gonna pounce on your fella.. jeez

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By *teadygaitMan
20 weeks ago

rustington

This. It's arrogant and patronising.

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By *nionbearMan
20 weeks ago

holmes chapel

"Messy/dirty rooms.

Anything where a toilet is visible

Single male profiles with lots of female pics... did they really get consent to share?

"Absolutely no Bi guys"... like im gonna pounce on your fella.. jeez"

Hate that one too,the assumption that anyone bi has no degree of self control and has no ability to adapt to different scenarios.

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By *anielpiercedMan
20 weeks ago

A two line "Been here before, know the score" profile text with the Sydney Uni shit at the bottom and an 18 to 99 age range and every interest ticked off.

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
20 weeks ago

pothole city

When they put all that Sydney institution rubbish on their profile.

Typical sheep mentality.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Ones that type out questions that men might ask and then answer them sometimes like a long list ie

'Hey how are you' - I'm fine how about some IMAGINATION

And so on. I mean I'd this was a club would you start a conversation with a stranger by simply launching into scenarios you may want to play out ?

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By *oonwitch_and_RainbowCouple (FF)
20 weeks ago

Bradford and Stockport

Smokers/420

Anything like "no Asians" or "no trans/ TVs" or such like

Statuses saying just "Horny".

The phrase "balls need draining".

Gruesome close up pics of dicks that look crusty/ slimy/ weird

Claims to be a couple but obviously just a guy

Anything that looks like poor hygiene

Toilets

Badly focussed/ too close pics of genitalia where you can't even work out what's what until you study it closely and then you wish you hadn't

Sydney Uni and suchlike

Videos of daytime shagging outdoors in public places especially if there's things like picnic benches visible

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By *aked_magicMan
20 weeks ago

the gutter looking at the stars - UAE not in

"A two line "Been here before, know the score" profile text with the Sydney Uni shit at the bottom and an 18 to 99 age range and every interest ticked off. "

YES!!!

Even of you had NEVER been here before, it doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out how the score!!!

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By *etra JosineTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Carndonagh

Being asked if I have any drugs seems to be happening more often lately. Are there so many people who need drugs to live?

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By *r.AverageMan
20 weeks ago

Hampshire

Mainly just very shouty, angry sound profiles.

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By *horskin!Man
20 weeks ago

you

Any politics

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By *inky PerkyCouple
20 weeks ago

Narnia

Usernames that sound like they belong in a Carry On film.

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By *aughty in our 40sCouple
20 weeks ago

Lowton

Anything that includes ‘Mmmmmm’ I don’t know why but it really gives me the eebiejeebies

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By *eeveeTV/TS
20 weeks ago

Doncaster

Googly eyes or squirty cream on cocks and boobs to make a face.

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By (user no longer on site)
20 weeks ago

Whenever I see "professional couple" especially if they misspelled it.

Sydney university or Facebook disclaimer. Proves they haven't read the FAQs for this site.

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By *ihimbiherCouple
20 weeks ago

lightwater

Dom/sub……we don’t even know what that really means

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By *eekendVixenCouple
20 weeks ago

Leicester

People who boast about themselves but lack any verifications or evidence of genuine real-world connections with others.

Isn’t Fab intended as a platform for meeting actual people?

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By *xJust4fun22Couple
20 weeks ago

Cambridge

For us it is the single guys who suggest that you haven't had proper sex until you have it with them, further proven by a lynx can next to a cock over the toilet!

Not profiles, but more in the forum, when the single guys with no verifications talk about what their wife does when they meet people.... Fantasists

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By *uxurycollectionCouple
20 weeks ago

Port Talbot

Badly taken photos with no effort put in.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
20 weeks ago

bradford

Very thought out and well written profile. It's like they're actually trying which in turn means we have to read it and put actual effort in. What's wrong with a simple "FAF?" Accompanied by 1000 action shots

*stick tongue firmly in cheek.

Mr H

P.S. it irritates me when people put things like used the word "pinapples" to prove you've read the profile, like its some kind of exam. Do they not know that people have the ability to skin read and look for buzz words.

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By *mogen321TV/TS
20 weeks ago

Near Bournemouth/Kensington

Messy rooms behind their pics.

Dirty finger nails.

People on their mobile thousands of miles away, but apparently live next door.

Couple profiles purely written by men (yes it is obvious).

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By *LiamMan
20 weeks ago

Midlands

debauchery

Half painted nails

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By *tamanMan
20 weeks ago

around the corner

Safe sex and then all bareback pics.

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By *tephanieuktvTV/TS
20 weeks ago

bristol

I love this thread, so many things I’m nodding along to & as every day is a school day I’ve learnt about 420

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