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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Apparently I'm mesmerized...and distracted at the same time

Lets continue shall we

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By *r Black 85Man
3 days ago

nottingham

I'm blinded 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley

I prefer to be the one blindifolded

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 days ago

Bromley

He can't see me

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield


"He can't see me"

I'm not a John Cena fan

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By *rown.studMan
3 days ago

Thornaby


"He can't see me

I'm not a John Cena fan"

I’m a John Cena fan

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By *ondiego85Man
3 days ago

nottingham


"He can't see me

I'm not a John Cena fan

I’m a John Cena fan "

I stopped watching wrestling when undertaker was still a thing

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He missed some great Undertaker matches

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By *ikesEmBigMan
3 days ago

Bromley

I'm into over takers

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley

He takes over

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By *oodo69Man
3 days ago

London (visiting frequently)

She’s overtaken

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By *fffunCouple
3 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

In the inside lane

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

She's given me the hard shoulder

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By *parkle1974Woman
3 days ago

Leeds

My goldfish needs a walk

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By *olo180Man
3 days ago

Blackpool / London


"My goldfish needs a walk "

Seems a bit fishy

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 days ago

Up North


"My goldfish needs a walk

Seems a bit fishy "

He’s too sceptical

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By *olo180Man
3 days ago

Blackpool / London


"My goldfish needs a walk

Seems a bit fishy

He’s too sceptical"

She’s too gullible

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"My goldfish needs a walk

Seems a bit fishy

He’s too sceptical

She’s too gullible "

Hes too into solo

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By *r Black 85Man
3 days ago

nottingham


"My goldfish needs a walk

Seems a bit fishy

He’s too sceptical

She’s too gullible

Hes too into solo "

Not devilish enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"My goldfish needs a walk

Seems a bit fishy

He’s too sceptical

She’s too gullible

Hes too into solo

Not devilish enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎"

He thinks im angelic 🤣🤣

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By *rookedsmileMan
3 days ago

Derbyshire


"My goldfish needs a walk

Seems a bit fishy

He’s too sceptical

She’s too gullible

Hes too into solo

Not devilish enough for me 😎😎😎😎😎

He thinks im angelic 🤣🤣"

I'm loving angels instead.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's a Robbie Williams fan

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By *abcouple1403Couple
3 days ago

Newcastle

He hates Robbie Williams

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By *r Black 85Man
3 days ago

nottingham


"He hates Robbie Williams "

I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
3 days ago

Gloucester


"He hates Robbie Williams

I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes into Boyzone

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By *olo180Man
3 days ago

Blackpool / London


"He hates Robbie Williams

I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎

Hes into Boyzone "

She’s more into Prince

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
3 days ago

Gloucester


"He hates Robbie Williams

I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎

Hes into Boyzone

She’s more into Prince "

He thinks I like prince

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By *abcouple1403Couple
3 days ago

Newcastle


"He hates Robbie Williams

I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎

Hes into Boyzone

She’s more into Prince "

I’m looking for my raspberry beret

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By *oodo69Man
3 days ago

London (visiting frequently)


"He hates Robbie Williams

I'm more of a Boyzone guy😎😎😎😎😎

Hes into Boyzone

She’s more into Prince

I’m looking for my raspberry beret"

She prefers her beret

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

My little red corvette broke down

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By *abcouple1403Couple
3 days ago

Newcastle

He’s waiting for recovery

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By *rookedsmileMan
3 days ago

Derbyshire


"He’s waiting for recovery "

I've a flat tyre.

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By *fffunCouple
3 days ago

Somewhere just outside London

Busy counting to 2000

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By *r Black 85Man
3 days ago

nottingham


"Busy counting to 2000"

I can only count to 5😎😎😎😎😎

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By *infullyObedientWoman
3 days ago

Woodley


"Busy counting to 2000

I can only count to 5😎😎😎😎😎"

He can only use one hand for counting as the other is otherwose occupied 😛😈

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Busy counting to 2000

I can only count to 5😎😎😎😎😎

He can only use one hand for counting as the other is otherwose occupied 😛😈"

You're straight

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By *uperSalopian7Man
3 days ago

Shrewsbury

I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
3 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books"

Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
3 days ago

Up North


"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books

Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣"

I’m more little miss calamity

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By *tr8MrE OP   Man
3 days ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Having calamity in common would be like fucking a relative 🤣🤣

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
2 days ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books

Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣

I’m more little miss calamity "

Oh god me too !! Mr bump has nothing on me 🤣🤣

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By *urenutsMan
2 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books

Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣

I’m more little miss calamity

Oh god me too !! Mr bump has nothing on me 🤣🤣"

You miles away

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By *r Black 85Man
2 days ago

nottingham


"I don't remember Little Miss Flirty in the Mr Men books

Oh you do... She's little miss naughty 🤣

I’m more little miss calamity

Oh god me too !! Mr bump has nothing on me 🤣🤣

You miles away "

He doesn't like to travel 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *abcouple1403Couple
2 days ago

Newcastle

I’ve just been woken up by the bin men!!

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By *atinaChica54Woman
2 days ago

Marlborough

I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳

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By *FGIHMan
2 days ago

Chesterfield


"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳"

I am watching the golf

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By *olo180Man
2 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳"

Waiting for the splash

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By *heelerMan
2 days ago

Northants


"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool!😳

Waiting for the splash"

Wrll that's a dropped shot putting your ball in the water

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's too busy playing golf

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 days ago

Newport

I don't like golf

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By *ikesEmBigMan
2 days ago

Bromley


"I don't like golf "
Doesn't like my wood

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By *r Black 85Man
2 days ago

nottingham


"I don't like golf "

I'm hoping they like ball sports with more than one participant 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *etwife8230Couple
2 days ago

Newport

Not feeling sporty today x

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By *lut4str8Man
2 days ago

Bedfordshire

I couldn’t get a hole in one.

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By *olo180Man
2 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I couldn’t get a hole in one. "

He wants too many strokes

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By *rookedsmileMan
2 days ago

Derbyshire


"I couldn’t get a hole in one.

He wants too many strokes "

He wouldn't like my cat.

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I couldn’t get a hole in one.

He wants too many strokes

He wouldn't like my cat."

I don't like that kinda pussy.

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By *rown.studMan
2 days ago

Thornaby


"I couldn’t get a hole in one.

He wants too many strokes

He wouldn't like my cat.

I don't like that kinda pussy. "

He won’t share orange chunky

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By *rikki1967ukMan
2 days ago

peterborough

Gotta try and carry my towel your way

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By *abcouple1403Couple
2 days ago

Newcastle

I’m watching paint dry

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By *olo180Man
2 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I’m watching paint dry "

I’m busy stripping

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By *.hrisMan
2 days ago

Bath

He likes going solo 🤷🏽‍♂️

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
2 days ago

South Wales

I’m just way too tired and I’m also in the office! Xx 😄

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I’m just way too tired and I’m also in the office! Xx 😄"

The walls in your office are too thin.

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By *ondiego85Man
2 days ago

nottingham


"I’m just way too tired and I’m also in the office! Xx 😄

The walls in your office are too thin. "

Your office is too small. And the secretary doesn’t seem pleased…

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By *.hrisMan
2 days ago

Bath

I'm holding out to fuck the person below

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By *ressF4FunMan
2 days ago

Near Naas


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below "

I’m currently hiding in fear now

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By *RWoodyCouple
2 days ago

Lincolnshire


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below

I’m currently hiding in fear now"

I can't find you, you're hiding.

J x

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By *hunky GentMan
2 days ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below

I’m currently hiding in fear now

I can't find you, you're hiding.

J x"

It's not my lucky day.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 days ago

North Angus


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below

I’m currently hiding in fear now

I can't find you, you're hiding.

J x

It's not my lucky day. "

But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something

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By *ein-guyMan
2 days ago

East Cowes


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below

I’m currently hiding in fear now

I can't find you, you're hiding.

J x

It's not my lucky day.

But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something "

I couldn't do anything with a guy with such a good choice of boxers

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By *abcouple1403Couple
2 days ago

Newcastle


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below

I’m currently hiding in fear now

I can't find you, you're hiding.

J x

It's not my lucky day.

But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something

I couldn't do anything with a guy with such a good choice of boxers"

He gets stage fright when another guy has better boxers than him

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By *eneralKenobiMan
2 days ago

North Angus


"I'm holding out to fuck the person below

I’m currently hiding in fear now

I can't find you, you're hiding.

J x

It's not my lucky day.

But I think we’d spend time better at a comic con or something

I couldn't do anything with a guy with such a good choice of boxers

He gets stage fright when another guy has better boxers than him"

Veinguy said my name three times and I came

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By *entlebearMan
2 days ago

Doug


"I prefer to be the one blindifolded"

That sounds fun

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"I prefer to be the one blindifolded

That sounds fun "

I prefer my eyes open and uncovered

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I prefer to be the one blindifolded

That sounds fun

I prefer my eyes open and uncovered"

He stares too much during

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By *olo180Man
2 days ago

Blackpool / London


"I prefer to be the one blindifolded

That sounds fun

I prefer my eyes open and uncovered

He stares too much during "

She doesn’t finish her sentences….during?….his eye test?

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By *rown.studMan
2 days ago

Thornaby


"I prefer to be the one blindifolded

That sounds fun

I prefer my eyes open and uncovered

He stares too much during

She doesn’t finish her sentences….during?….his eye test? "

He requires too much instructions

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By *r Black 85Man
2 days ago

nottingham

It seems like everyone is too busy 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"It seems like everyone is too busy 😎😎😎😎😎"

Hes not busy enough

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Wolverhampton


"It seems like everyone is too busy 😎😎😎😎😎"

He's got no patience

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By *5NyorksMan
2 days ago

.......

To busy to consider patience

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Shrewsbury

Time is money

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Time is money "

Hes a money grabber

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

[Removed by poster at 17/07/25 22:01:43]

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
2 days ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Only half of us is a man

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford

[Removed by poster at 17/07/25 22:02:34]

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By *peedyGMan
2 days ago

Telford


"Only half of us is a man"

Gagging for it and im tired

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By *RWoodyCouple
2 days ago

Lincolnshire


"[Removed by poster at 17/07/25 22:02:34]"

You've gone.

J x

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By *rown.studMan
2 days ago

Thornaby


"Only half of us is a man"

I can drive but they don’t have any place

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By *5NyorksMan
2 days ago

.......

Heading out to find a place

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Heading out to find a place"

Hes looking for somewhere else

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By *rown.studMan
2 days ago

Thornaby


"Heading out to find a place

Hes looking for somewhere else"

She’s not looking for it

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"Heading out to find a place

Hes looking for somewhere else

She’s not looking for it "

I cant find it

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By *asty tatsyMan
2 days ago

london


"Heading out to find a place

Hes looking for somewhere else

She’s not looking for it

I cant find it"

She doesn’t like looking 😁

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Shrewsbury

I'm helping Thickthighs find it

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By *ondiego85Man
2 days ago

nottingham


"I'm helping Thickthighs find it "

I’m helping him hiding

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"I'm helping Thickthighs find it

I’m helping him hiding"

Id still rather dondie cum than go

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

I've already fucked her.

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By *uperSalopian7Man
2 days ago

Shrewsbury

He's spent

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By *ikesEmBigMan
2 days ago

Bromley


"He's spent"

Does credit checks

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"He's spent

Does credit checks"

His helmet would split me in two

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

I've already fucked the previous 24 prototypes.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
2 days ago

Bromley


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two"

She's a tight

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two

She's a tight "

Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better

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By *urenutsMan
2 days ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two

She's a tight

Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better "

You so pretty

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
2 days ago

Bristol


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two

She's a tight

Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better

You so pretty "

I’m not pretty enough

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
2 days ago

Wolverhampton


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two

She's a tight

Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better

You so pretty

I’m not pretty enough "

He's not pretty 🤷🏼‍♀️

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By *intyballsMan
2 days ago

Meath

[Removed by poster at 17/07/25 23:13:48]

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By *intyballsMan
2 days ago

Meath


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two

She's a tight

Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better

You so pretty

I’m not pretty enough

He's not pretty 🤷🏼‍♀️"

He's all max out

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By *hickthighs25Woman
2 days ago

Stockton


"He's spent

Does credit checks

His helmet would split me in two

She's a tight

Ive got 24 other prototypes that would be better

You so pretty

I’m not pretty enough

He's not pretty 🤷🏼‍♀️

He's all max out "

Hed make me tingle too much

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By *eroLondonMan
2 days ago

Mayfair

...it's her turn to fúçk me.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
1 day ago

Bromley


"...it's her turn to fúçk me."
he prefers women who use Original Mint Source shower gel

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By *r Black 85Man
1 day ago

nottingham

Im too sad 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *fffunCouple
1 day ago

Somewhere just outside London

He's too sD

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By *peedyGMan
24 hours ago

Telford


"He's too sD"

Too far away

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By *olo180Man
24 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too sD

Too far away"

He’s too lazy to travel

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By *rookedsmileMan
24 hours ago

Derbyshire


"He's too sD

Too far away

He’s too lazy to travel "

He's a one man band.

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By *olo180Man
24 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"He's too sD

Too far away

He’s too lazy to travel

He's a one man band."

He doesn’t like my instrument

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By *ikesEmBigMan
24 hours ago

Bromley


"He's too sD

Too far away

He’s too lazy to travel

He's a one man band."

It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs

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By *utlongjohnMan
23 hours ago

close


"He's too sD

Too far away

He’s too lazy to travel

He's a one man band. It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs "

Your too big

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By *ikesEmBigMan
23 hours ago

Bromley


"He's too sD

Too far away

He’s too lazy to travel

He's a one man band. It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs

Your too big"

You're too long

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By *eneralKenobiMan
23 hours ago

North Angus


"He's too sD

Too far away

He’s too lazy to travel

He's a one man band. It's his birthday 🎂 and he wants boobs

Your too big

You're too long "

6’3

Sorry only looking for 6’2 or 6’4

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By *.hrisMan
23 hours ago

Bath

He's looking for 'cracking banter, sorry this is something that I do not have.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
22 hours ago

North Angus


"He's looking for 'cracking banter, sorry this is something that I do not have."

He does not have the cracking banter

No willy for you! Devastated right?

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By *dswingersCouple
21 hours ago

chelmsford


"He's looking for 'cracking banter, sorry this is something that I do not have.

He does not have the cracking banter

No willy for you! Devastated right? "

his wanting willy..

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By *.hrisMan
21 hours ago

Bath


"

his wanting willy.."

Because everyone else would be jealous

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By *r Black 85Man
20 hours ago

nottingham


"

his wanting willy..

Because everyone else would be jealous"

He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *eneralKenobiMan
20 hours ago

North Angus


"

his wanting willy..

Because everyone else would be jealous

He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎"

He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies

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By *rinceless PrincessWoman
20 hours ago

Gloucester


"

his wanting willy..

Because everyone else would be jealous

He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎

He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies "

He’s too busy thinking about cookies

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By *eneralKenobiMan
20 hours ago

North Angus


"

his wanting willy..

Because everyone else would be jealous

He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎

He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies

He’s too busy thinking about cookies "

I heard Gloucester smells funny and people steal shoes there

Can’t risk my trainers going missing

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By *peedyGMan
19 hours ago

Telford


"

his wanting willy..

Because everyone else would be jealous

He rates himself too highly 😎😎😎😎😎

He has not supplied the appropriate amount of cookies

He’s too busy thinking about cookies

I heard Gloucester smells funny and people steal shoes there

Can’t risk my trainers going missing "

I prefer to run barefoot

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By *hunky GentMan
19 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford

You need a shave.

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By *peedyGMan
19 hours ago

Telford


"You need a shave. "

He's outside my window staring at me

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By *ou345Woman
19 hours ago

somewhere out there

The entertainment area is closed.

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By *hunky GentMan
19 hours ago

Nottingham and Stamford


"The entertainment area is closed. "

All 3?

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By *r Black 85Man
17 hours ago

nottingham


"The entertainment area is closed.

All 3? "

He's not sharing his chunkies 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uperSalopian7Man
15 hours ago

Shrewsbury

I prefer Crunchies

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By *ikesEmBigMan
12 hours ago

Bromley


"I prefer Crunchies"
has got a thing about Fridays

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By *hickthighs25Woman
12 hours ago

Stockton


"I prefer Crunchies has got a thing about Fridays"

I prefer saturdays

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By *uperSalopian7Man
12 hours ago

Shrewsbury

I prefer Little Mix

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By *hickthighs25Woman
12 hours ago

Stockton


"I prefer Little Mix"

I prefer starmix

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By *era123Man
12 hours ago

Chester


"I prefer Little Mix

I prefer starmix"

I prefer harribo tangtastics

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By *peedyGMan
12 hours ago

Telford


"I prefer Little Mix

I prefer starmix

I prefer harribo tangtastics"

Fizzy cola bottles for me

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By *uperSalopian7Man
11 hours ago

Shrewsbury

I stole his fizzy cola bottles

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By *peedyGMan
11 hours ago

Telford


"I stole his fizzy cola bottles "

I'm now called sloth not speedy

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
11 hours ago

Bristol


"I stole his fizzy cola bottles

I'm now called sloth not speedy "

These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.

Just get a room. And invite me.

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By *olo180Man
11 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I stole his fizzy cola bottles

I'm now called sloth not speedy

These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.

Just get a room. And invite me.

"

She doesn’t want anyone else apart from those two

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By *peedyGMan
11 hours ago

Telford


"I stole his fizzy cola bottles

I'm now called sloth not speedy

These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.

Just get a room. And invite me.

She doesn’t want anyone else apart from those two "

News to me.... where are we meeting

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By *hickthighs25Woman
11 hours ago

Stockton


"I stole his fizzy cola bottles

I'm now called sloth not speedy

These threads have become just SpeedyG and Thickthighs25.

Just get a room. And invite me.

She doesn’t want anyone else apart from those two

News to me.... where are we meeting "

News to me too.. i dont want to be in a room i prefer to be outside

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
11 hours ago

Bristol

ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

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By *hickthighs25Woman
11 hours ago

Stockton


"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

"

Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby

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By *uperSalopian7Man
11 hours ago

Shrewsbury

She'd get lost finding the location 😘

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By *aily bugleMan
11 hours ago

Middlesbrough


"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby "

Near Staffordshire

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By *hickthighs25Woman
11 hours ago

Stockton


"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby

Near Staffordshire "

Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir

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By *olo180Man
11 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby

Near Staffordshire

Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir "

Sending her to Coventry instead

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By *hickthighs25Woman
11 hours ago

Stockton


"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby

Near Staffordshire

Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir

Sending her to Coventry instead "

He wants to send me to coventry instead when hes in blackpool

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By *peedyGMan
11 hours ago

Telford


"ChatGPT suggests a secluded woodland near Rugby.

Yeah... me neither.

Alice alice... were the fuck is rugby

Near Staffordshire

Tell him hes a walking atlas and i thank you kind sir

Sending her to Coventry instead "

She wouldn't like it much 😂

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By *andk4fCouple
11 hours ago

North cotswolds

We're laughing too much 🤣

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By *peedyGMan
11 hours ago

Telford


"We're laughing too much 🤣"

They are easily pleased

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By *olo180Man
11 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"We're laughing too much 🤣

They are easily pleased "

He’s miserable

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By *peedyGMan
11 hours ago

Telford


"We're laughing too much 🤣

They are easily pleased

He’s miserable "

He's very misunderstood me

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By *olo180Man
10 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"We're laughing too much 🤣

They are easily pleased

He’s miserable

He's very misunderstood me"

I’m very misunderstood

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 hours ago

Stockton


"We're laughing too much 🤣

They are easily pleased

He’s miserable

He's very misunderstood me

I’m very misunderstood "

Hes an ANIMAL

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By *olo180Man
10 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"We're laughing too much 🤣

They are easily pleased

He’s miserable

He's very misunderstood me

I’m very misunderstood

Hes an ANIMAL"

She wants to pet me

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By *uperSalopian7Man
10 hours ago

Shrewsbury

I'd rather visit the zoo

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 hours ago

Stockton


"I'd rather visit the zoo"

Hes always monkeying around

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By *olo180Man
10 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around "

She’s into swinging from trees

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 hours ago

Stockton


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees "

So woobe dooooo

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By *aphunterMan
10 hours ago

woking


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees

So woobe dooooo"

Ok shaggie x

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By *olo180Man
10 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees

So woobe dooooo

Ok shaggie x"

It wasn’t me….

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By *hickthighs25Woman
10 hours ago

Stockton


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees

So woobe dooooo

Ok shaggie x

It wasn’t me…."

He got the wrong shaggy

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By *olo180Man
10 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees

So woobe dooooo

Ok shaggie x

It wasn’t me….

He got the wrong shaggy"

Still wasn’t me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *inkyandbrainCouple
10 hours ago

cornwall


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees

So woobe dooooo

Ok shaggie x

It wasn’t me….

He got the wrong shaggy

Still wasn’t me 🤷🏻‍♂️"

I was in the shower

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By *olo180Man
10 hours ago

Blackpool / London


"I'd rather visit the zoo

Hes always monkeying around

She’s into swinging from trees

So woobe dooooo

Ok shaggie x

It wasn’t me….

He got the wrong shaggy

Still wasn’t me 🤷🏻‍♂️

I was in the shower "

She’s getting wet another way

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By *uperSalopian7Man
10 hours ago

Shrewsbury

She caught me red handed

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